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What's sonic got to do with anything? smh
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 08:21 |
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# ? May 12, 2024 16:37 |
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What do I do to make you score goals What have I got to do to be heard What do I say when it's all over And Jozy seems to be a shite forward
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 08:47 |
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Big Soccer has to be the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. No one on there seems to have any understanding of how actual real football works as their knowledge is based purely on FIFA or football manager. Seriously I found a thread where they're discussing how an American player would be great for Sunderland because he's be a better regista than Ki and that Ki should be playing as a trequartista anyway.
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 09:03 |
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Ewar Woowar posted:Big Soccer has to be the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. No one on there seems to have any understanding of how actual real football works as their knowledge is based purely on FIFA or football manager. Seriously I found a thread where they're discussing how an American player would be great for Sunderland because he's be a better regista than Ki and that Ki should be playing as a trequartista anyway. What are Jozy's star ratings?? I feel this is important in gauging how good a player he is.
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 09:48 |
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Frankston posted:What are Jozy's star ratings?? I feel this is important in gauging how good a player he is. His ultimate team card page was linked here which has gems such as 88 strength?? deserves at least 94, he was beasting out Sagna.
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 09:55 |
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Andre Le Fuckface posted:His ultimate team card page was linked here which has gems such as
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 10:11 |
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He deffinatley belongs in the lowest bin
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 10:13 |
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How can they get everything wrong but the weight?
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 10:46 |
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15 god drat finishing, are they having a laugh?
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 10:59 |
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Well, 55 balance doesn't seem too far off at least.
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 11:09 |
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77st(one)
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 11:36 |
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Natural fitness 19 e: Balance 17
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 12:07 |
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belgend posted:Natural fitness 19 Makes sense actually, he was fitter than the other kids playing football and fluked his way up the ladder. Now he's a fat oval office.
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 12:13 |
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He eats when he wants He eats when he waaaants Fat Jozy Altidore He eats when he wants
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 12:17 |
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belgend posted:Natural fitness 19 Isn't that a measure of injury proneness? The one thing about jozy is he never gets injured which makes him even worse
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 12:21 |
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Byolante posted:Isn't that a measure of injury proneness? You can't really get injured standing around on grass
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 12:21 |
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Modus Trollens posted:You can't really get injured standing around on grass http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...opa-League.html
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 13:02 |
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Dunban posted:Well, 55 balance doesn't seem too far off at least. Haha like if Jozy has an above average balance.
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 13:11 |
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I Feast On Dogshit posted:He deffinatley belongs in the lowest bin I think you'll find, if you go back in the thread, that I already made this joke. Like a real Jozy Altidore, you're trying to take credit without putting in the effort.
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 18:59 |
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For comparison, Rooney has 15 Finishing in FM2013 and Daniel Sturridge has 14 in FM2014.
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 19:01 |
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The Mash posted:For comparison, Rooney has 15 Finishing in FM2013 and Daniel Sturridge has 14 in FM2014. Is this a situation where they farmed these ratings out to local scouts or whatever because really, come on
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 19:03 |
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Baldo di Gregorio posted:Is this a situation where they farmed these ratings out to local scouts or whatever because really, come on They still do this but I thought they finally cottoned on to Jozy getting the massively inflated stats a couple years ago?
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 19:05 |
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Puseklepp posted:Haha like if Jozy has an above average balance. He can carry four buffet plates back to his table without dropping any. That's got to be worth at least 55 for balance.
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 19:17 |
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The newish FM patch made him worse, he has like a 7 for off the ball movement now
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 20:32 |
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despite having decent attributes he's still a garbageman i'm playing as Sunderland, sold him off after my first season and he's turned into some sort of journeyman striker.
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 20:35 |
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euroboy posted:despite having decent attributes he's still a garbageman villa nooooo
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 21:19 |
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Ponce de Le0n posted:villa nooooo But he's the logical replacement for Benteke
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 21:35 |
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Ewar Woowar posted:But he's the logical replacement for Benteke they're the same player obv
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 21:41 |
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Same team same stats simple as
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 22:18 |
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euroboy posted:despite having decent attributes he's still a garbageman
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 22:43 |
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Babby Thatcher posted:Iggy Pop Barker's Soccer Sabermetric Shack
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# ? Apr 11, 2014 02:01 |
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I hope that Altidore gets out of the EPL. It’s not a good league for his skillset and only bad teams who can’t pass will sign him there. Only three or four teams have any sort of control of their game and the rest play frenetically with a lot of wasted movement. Altidore is a guy who wants to make the run off a midfielder. He’s a natural at it on the National Team with Bradley and Beckerman/Jones. As other commenters noted, the Bundesliga, Serie A, or MLS (if any team is willing to pay his salary) would be better fits. They’re all much more possession oriented leagues with better psychological tactics (MLS lags behind the other two but is better than the EPL outside the richest teams on that front). The guy is 24 and this year has been a huge learning experience for him regarding signing with bad teams with poison locker rooms due to batsh*t crazy coaches. Hopefully this experience will help him spot the warning signs next time around. He’ll land somewhere else.
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# ? Apr 11, 2014 02:29 |
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Ewar Woowar posted:I hope that Altidore gets out of the EPL. Its not a good league for his skillset and only bad teams who cant pass will sign him there. Only three or four teams have any sort of control of their game and the rest play frenetically with a lot of wasted movement. Altidore is a guy who wants to make the run off a midfielder. Hes a natural at it on the National Team with Bradley and Beckerman/Jones. This one might be my favorite
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# ? Apr 11, 2014 02:31 |
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Ewar Woowar posted:I hope that Altidore gets out of the EPL. It’s not a good league for his skillset and only bad teams who can’t pass will sign him there. Only three or four teams have any sort of control of their game and the rest play frenetically with a lot of wasted movement. Altidore is a guy who wants to make the run off a midfielder. He’s a natural at it on the National Team with Bradley and Beckerman/Jones. Of all the words in this quote, this one stands out as by far the dumbest thing said. And that says a lot
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# ? Apr 11, 2014 02:37 |
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Crunkjuice posted:Of all the words in this quote, this one stands out as by far the dumbest thing said. And that says a lot Who the gently caress is Beckerman?
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# ? Apr 11, 2014 02:41 |
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Ewar Woowar posted:Who the gently caress is Beckerman? No joke, 100% honesty here. A soccer player jozy is literally better than. Thats all you need to know.
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# ? Apr 11, 2014 02:46 |
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Ewar Woowar posted:I hope that Altidore gets out of the EPL. It’s not a good league for his skillset and only bad teams who can’t pass will sign him there. Only three or four teams have any sort of control of their game and the rest play frenetically with a lot of wasted movement. Altidore is a guy who wants to make the run off a midfielder. He’s a natural at it on the National Team with Bradley and Beckerman/Jones. lol I'm actually full of anger irl
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# ? Apr 11, 2014 02:59 |
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Baldo di Gregorio posted:Is this a situation where they farmed these ratings out to local scouts or whatever because really, come on he and loads of other american players have been overrated for years even tho it's not supposed to be the american researchers who decide on overseas US players, they all lobby really hard. for 2 years Eddie Johnson was literally the best striker in the entire game, and one version would always have Chelsea paying millions for Landon Donovan in the first month of every save game
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# ? Apr 11, 2014 03:06 |
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Is there a single MLS team that could feasibly get double digit points in the Premier League
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# ? Apr 11, 2014 03:10 |
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tbp posted:Is there a single MLS team that could feasibly get double digit points in the Premier League As long as Jozy continued to get traded to the opposition weekly, yes, I think so.
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# ? Apr 11, 2014 03:15 |