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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

idk if thats a credible source but i'm going with it

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Luisfe
Aug 17, 2005

Hee-lo-ho!

BONGHITZ posted:

citation needed

Anecdotal data: Queso is the chillest, friendliest cat I've ever dealt with.

PipeRifle
Oct 4, 2004

we have catte

I had to go through a ton of poo poo to get Reuben in here (pet deposit, extra pet rent, current vaccination records, register and license him with the new city, etc) so I need to find out how much of an rear end-pain it would be to get a new cat. Also I want to give Reuben time to adjust to a whole new house, lack of his two bros, lack of an entire second person to hang out with and all that before springing a new cat on him.

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

Dogs have owners,
cats have staff

PipeRifle posted:

Bad news, guys.

bachelor life is pretty awesome, though. I'll second mod sassinator in saying that bachelor life + cat(s) = a good life

Fergus and Hannibal will be missed :smith:

pet and post all cattes

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Roosevelt posted:

idk if thats a credible source but i'm going with it

i am not qualified to contest your evidence

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

BONGHITZ posted:

citation needed

:cabot:

Sorry to hear the bad news, piperifle.

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


PipeRifle posted:

license him with the new city

a catte licence lol

Fashionably Great
Jul 10, 2008
every orange cat I've met has been a giant hateful rear end in a top hat, so I don't get what the hell is wrong with all the orange cats I meet

exhibit a: my brother's cat oblio

Hates visitors, only tolerates me because I come over to feed her when my brother is out of town. Walks up to me, hisses, tries to claw the poo poo out of my leg and runs off. Bitch.

exhibit b: my dad's cat Roxy

Hates every other cat of his except for the retarded little brain damaged kitten we took in. Will not hesitate to maul your face if you pick her up. lives in his bedroom because she tolerates humans but not the other cats.

exhibit c: my dad's cat Moose

Forget about touching him anywhere past his shoulders or else he will maul you. Will maul your leg as you walk past for no reason. Get too close to him and he starts growling. Thinks the disk activity light on my dad's laptop is a bug and will sit on his keyboard and try to bite the laptop to kill the blinking light. God forbid you need to use the computer while he's sitting on it, hope you have bandaids
okay the laptop thing is funny and entirely his fault for leaving the computer open while unattended but this cat is otherwise a loving dick.

Calico cats are the best cat

I can stick my face in that floof and not get attacked and it is amazing

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

PipeRifle posted:

Ooh, last one for tonight: Moonshadow



Moonshadow loev brush, maybe he could teach Reubie to love brush

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvN2YM2aQ_Y

adopt this one and change its name, poor dude

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Grape Soda posted:

every orange cat I've met has been a giant hateful rear end in a top hat, so I don't get what the hell is wrong with all the orange cats I meet

every orange cat i've ever met has been awesome, so i'm just going to assume you're a terrible person

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

Grape Soda posted:

every orange cat I've met has been a giant hateful rear end in a top hat, so I don't get what the hell is wrong with all the orange cats I meet
xiao guai is baby's bitch and super chill, and even xiao tian tian is reasonably friendly despite being a trained killer of animal and man alike


Trig Discipline posted:

so i'm just going to assume you're a terrible person

Fashionably Great
Jul 10, 2008
i probably am a terrible person but every black cat I've met has been chill as hell so I guess I'll go ahead and hail satan

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

orange cats are best. having two tuxedos currently, they're also the best, but from past experience, you really can't do any better than a big 22-pounder fat old orange tom who purrs whenever he sees you and doesn't give a gently caress about anything. you had to have been there i guess

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.

Grape Soda posted:

every orange cat I've met has been a giant hateful rear end in a top hat, so I don't get what the hell is wrong with all the orange cats I meet
nah



orange cats own, even when they are fat

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Flagrant Abuse posted:

orange cats own, especially when they are fat

Pseudoscorpion
Jul 26, 2011



blackie aka who would name their cat that aka jim crow aka cat
doesnt give a gently caress


ash aka grayson aka now we need a cat called cracka aka the lil poo poo aka kitty
worst cat ever. chirps like a bird and plays fetch like a dog
the pic is sideways cause y'all goons need exercise

devmd01
Mar 7, 2006

Elektronik
Supersonik
current status:



pepper no

Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009


devmd01 posted:

current status:



pepper no

time to put all that weight back on

Balobam
Apr 28, 2012

dorkanoid posted:

good night :3:




along with sonja they are legit my favourite yoscattes (as are all the others)

relative_q
Sep 9, 2008

shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga


magda went on a brief outside adventure yesterday. she doesn't really like the harness much, but seems to maybe be getting more used to it? also she only stayed outside for a few minutes; the neighbor came out of her house and scared her, so she ran back inside.



also we had a plastic bag in the bedroom full of clothes we were planning to donate. jackson spent half the morning pulling all the clothes out of the bag so he could have a nap spot.



mandy



apparently my favorite record store has a section of jazz for cats ?!!

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


congrats on the new bachelor pad, sorry about the kitties

SpannerX
Apr 26, 2010

I had a beer with Stephen Harper once and now I like him.

Fun Shoe

teledildonics posted:

magda went on a brief outside adventure yesterday. she doesn't really like the harness much, but seems to maybe be getting more used to it? also she only stayed outside for a few minutes; the neighbor came out of her house and scared her, so she ran back inside.



also we had a plastic bag in the bedroom full of clothes we were planning to donate. jackson spent half the morning pulling all the clothes out of the bag so he could have a nap spot.



mandy



apparently my favorite record store has a section of jazz for cats ?!!



had to be done, quoted

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


minnie status:



all four paws foldy.

Radio!
Mar 15, 2008

Look at that post.

minnie status: inside again :kimchi:

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


also I'm pretty sure I was being mocked last night.

Radio!
Mar 15, 2008

Look at that post.


he wrote "5555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555557.l;1q`jnmh-= m"

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Radio! posted:


he wrote "555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555

a true yoscatte

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
i bought a harness and leash for leili yesterday :getin:

i put the harness on her and oh my god she was extremely unhappy and ran and hid

found her napping on our bed later and she seems to accept how it feels

next step is to leash her and open the door and let her creep out at her own pace

sorry for no pics but she seriously took off as soon as it went on, hopefully outside pics when it happens

anyway here she is just doin cat thing

Rat Patrol
Feb 15, 2008

kill kill kill kill
kill me now
yesterday we went to petco for some pet stuff and saw a gray cat up for adoption. He was shaped like Ozma and colored like Pete, and he gave us hugs through the cage and demanded boops on his nose and gave gentle lil nibbles.

We spent a non-zero amount of time wondering if the landlords would even notice (lease maximum: 2 pets), since he looked so much like Pete and it's not like Pete ever comes out from hiding when visitors are over anyway. He'd be decoy Pete. We would have named him Needles.

And that's why I should maybe consider ordering our cat food online now.


Rat Patrol fucked around with this message at 15:36 on Apr 14, 2014

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade



pepper eat teh buns


livin the high life at multiple dwellings, goddamn cat. can't wait for the next minnie trapeze act though

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.

Grape Soda posted:

i probably am a terrible person but every black cat I've met has been chill as hell so I guess I'll go ahead and hail satan
Black cats are awesome. Proof:











Edith's little fang and white whisker.

Radio!
Mar 15, 2008

Look at that post.

gilbert status: grapetoucher

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
gilbert :3:

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.

Radio! posted:

gilbert status: grapetoucher

You promised you'd get me a glass eye, well now I'm taking matters into my own hands!

scamtank
Feb 24, 2011

my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL


graph posted:

gilbert :3:

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

what's gilbert eating? grape

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

Roosevelt posted:

what's gilbert eating? grape

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Roosevelt posted:

what's gilbert eating? grape

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Saw Moo's arch nemesis Penelope last night.

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JimmydaFish
Apr 23, 2008

This is some serious argy-bargy!

Robert Denby posted:

Black cats are awesome. Proof:











Edith's little fang and white whisker.

Love your kitties

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