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One foot long cold cut. For a Nazi.
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Obama Africanus posted:going animal style on some poorly kempt boy pussy who will call you daddy. ![]()
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So this thread got pretty weird...
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:
Makes sense.
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Africanus posted:Branch of Service: USMC Get the gently caress out of my town, goon. ![]()
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So apparently the initial investigation into the gate guard shooting at Lejeune said it was the result of a negligent discharge. Anyone else hear anything about this?
Hekk fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Apr 17, 2014 |
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do you trust me *aimgs gat at hekk* whoops
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lol @ at the intel kid @ offut who trust gamed themselves outta active duty the honorable way
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Obama Africanus posted:lol @ at the intel kid @ offut who trust gamed themselves outta active duty the honorable way What?
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I'd assume another dumb intel kid got themselves killed playing the "trust game".
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After Boot I hooked up with a girl I knew from high school, she gave me an incredible blow job and said she'd swallow, well my 16 week build up load ended up making her choke when she tried to swallow it , and the subsequent coughing fit made some of it come out of her nose. I ran in to her Saturday night and all through the pleasant small talk all I could think of was the time she had snotty jizz coming out of her nose.
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Booblord Zagats posted:After Boot I hooked up with a girl I knew from high school, she gave me an incredible blow job and said she'd swallow, well my 16 week build up load ended up making her choke when she tried to swallow it , and the subsequent coughing fit made some of it come out of her nose. add to op
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i love titties
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Obama Africanus posted:i love titties
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Obama Africanus posted:i love titties
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Obama Africanus posted:i love titties
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krispykremessuck posted:add to op
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Obama Africanus posted:i love titties
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Obama Africanus posted:i love titties
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Obama Africanus posted:i love titties Wisdom
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Booblord Zagats posted:After Boot I hooked up with a girl I knew from high school, she gave me an incredible blow job and said she'd swallow, well my 16 week build up load ended up making her choke when she tried to swallow it , and the subsequent coughing fit made some of it come out of her nose. Please tell me there was a part 2
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Booblord Zagats posted:I ran thru her Saturday night how i read it at 1st shouldve tagged that slampig again bro
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USMC503 posted:Please tell me there was a part 2 Nah, she went from a sober 7 to a drunk 4.
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Booblord Zagats posted:Nah, she went from a sober 7 to a drunk 4. Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:shouldve tagged that slampig again bro
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Helldump Immunity. posted:
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krispykremessuck posted:
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friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:
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Obama Africanus posted:i love titties You know shim. Half the time I think you skipped your meds. the rest of the time I believe you are the one true prophet, sent to deliver us wisdom.
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Hekk why aren't you recruiting anymore?!
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Mr. Nice! posted:Hekk why aren't you recruiting It was a mandatory B-billet for me. The screening team came and told me I had to go do it or I couldn't re enlist. I was 8 years in by that point and didn't want to throw almost a decade of service away. I did 3 years and came back out to the fleet in 2009. Hekk fucked around with this message at 03:42 on Apr 23, 2014 |
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tell me about the quotas gunny
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:tell me about the quotas gunny I lie and tell my wife my nightmares are from OIF 1. Really they are from recruiting.
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Imagine a fat sweaty poolee wearing a trashbag. Recruiting works the same way
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hahaha did you ever have to force a fatty into a sauna to make weight before going to the meps center gunny?
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:hahaha did you ever have to force a fatty into a sauna to make weight before going to the meps center gunny? I bet your post sounded more clever in your head, you know, before you posted it.
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i dont think before i post man
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:i dont think
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Hekk posted:I lie and tell my wife my nightmares are from OIF 1. Really they are from recruiting. What was worse about recruiting: talking teens to their highschools or coldcalling highschools? P.S. Did you gently caress any highschool girls? edit:double post accident
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# ? Jun 18, 2024 23:49 |
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A recruiter's favorite kind of teen.
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