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notZaar posted:This is awful. You can't rip on something that's already funnier than you are. Yeah, all they do is talk about how awesome it is.
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Mr. Lobe posted:I am embarrassed by proxy for them. Good strategy.
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I'm not surprised at the amount of people in the comment field being offended over Aspergers being a status ailment.
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I thought the DSM-V said Aspergers isn't real.
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Unguided posted:I thought the DSM-V said Aspergers isn't real. By 2053 the DSM-666 lists aspergers as the ONLY mental illness
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Unguided posted:I thought the DSM-V said Aspergers isn't real. It just got merged into the rest of the Autistic Spectrum Disorder. I'm an aspergers expert, AMA tinkerttoy fucked around with this message at 01:58 on May 14, 2014 |
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Oh man if this game comes out in 2015 and it's gonna face some stiff competition! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0ThZPt4P2A```````````````
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Oh man if this game comes out in 2015 and it's gonna face some stiff competition! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0ThZPt4P2A``````````````` That is quite possibly the worst vidcon trailer I've ever seen.
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FunMerrania posted:That is quite possibly the worst vidcon trailer I've ever seen. I mean, the Bombshell trailer makes me embarrassed for everyone involved with it, but at least it's more than three and a half minutes of flashing the name of the game(s).
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May 17, 2014 02:03
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It's been more than five months since regular, peasant-level backers have gotten a development update.
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Was Zalatar supposed to be a more significant character in Barkley 1, considering he has a character portrait and theme music (which was then recycled into the final boss music)?
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Random Hajile posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K00DCK1l98 I think I'd rather watch the Duke trailer 10 times over watching Bombshell trailer once. At least it has ok music. Then again Bomshell had that HALARIOUSE ending voice clip... Hmm... Tough moral choices. Cicero posted:It's been more than five months since regular, peasant-level backers have gotten a development update. Do you mean a kickstarter page update or something else? I'm not exactly sure how the updates work or who receives them, but I suppose I can throw some vague and unsatisfying update here and say that we (read "we" as "Gortarius") finished up a first draft of a rather big area about a week ago. It's 50+ maps and translates to something that is probably bigger than the first quarter of bakely1. Probably. Now it's just a matter of filling it up with garbage/content and ghastly foes. I noticed there was some recent additions of new NPC dialogs that are completely loving ridiculous, and they are almost funny too! Lots of new toots also, similar unlistenable dirges as the ones before. I'll see if I can hypnotize them to do a ToG stream in the near future. Liquid Dinosaur posted:Was Zalatar supposed to be a more significant character in Barkley 1, considering he has a character portrait and theme music (which was then recycled into the final boss music)? He will get his own spinoff game or sitcom kickstarted shortly.
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Cicero posted:It's been more than five months since regular, peasant-level backers have gotten a development update. Yeah, we'll post something soon. Work is going fast, we're getting a lot done, it's either just things that aren't exciting or things we don't want people to see. Liquid Dinosaur posted:Was Zalatar supposed to be a more significant character in Barkley 1, considering he has a character portrait and theme music (which was then recycled into the final boss music)? I don't think he got his own theme. A long time ago, 2006 or something, I went to this website called Fur Affinity and told them this sad story about how I was always bullied and abused by the people at my school, but found myself through marching in a turkey costume at Thanksgiving parades. It was so inspirational for someone that they drew a picture of my turkey persona, Zalatar, looking forlornly into the distance, haunted by the bullies of his past. I decided to use that picture in the game, but Zalatar was always just a minor character. The part where Barkley gives away Zalatar's feather is my favorite part of the game.
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Random Hajile posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K00DCK1l98 This is how we should do the Barkley 2 trailer.
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Oh man if this game comes out in 2015 and it's gonna face some stiff competition! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0ThZPt4P2A``````````````` This is like a trailer for a game that's out in 2002
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Chef Boyardee posted:I don't think he got his own theme. A long time ago, 2006 or something, I went to this website called Fur Affinity and told them this sad story about how I was always bullied and abused by the people at my school, but found myself through marching in a turkey costume at Thanksgiving parades. It was so inspirational for someone that they drew a picture of my turkey persona, Zalatar, looking forlornly into the distance, haunted by the bullies of his past. I decided to use that picture in the game, but Zalatar was always just a minor character. The part where Barkley gives away Zalatar's feather is my favorite part of the game. 
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DrManiac posted:This is like a trailer for a game that's out in 2002 A game that's stuck in a test room from 1995 Chef Boyardee posted:This is how we should do the Barkley 2 trailer. Various screenwipes of the games name followed by quick-cuts to the games name mixed with that needle-scratch audio clip you always hear.
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Chef Boyardee posted:Yeah, we'll post something soon. Work is going fast, we're getting a lot done, it's either just things that aren't exciting or things we don't want people to see.
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Yeah, you're right. Even though the changes and additions have been incremental over the last few months, added up they're huge. Mechanical changes, areas, enemies, quests, all sorts of things. I feel like people want "WE ADDED 500 NEW QUESTS TO THE GAME" and not "we have a wading system now, you can walk in water but it slows you down". I feel like we've had better and faster progress in the last few months than at any point in the whole process even if it's not as interesting. Anyway, we will have an update soon.
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Chef Boyardee posted:Yeah, we'll post something soon. Work is going fast, we're getting a lot done, it's either just things that aren't exciting or things we don't want people to see. I always liked that part, but now I like it more
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Chef Boyardee posted:Yeah, you're right. Even though the changes and additions have been incremental over the last few months, added up they're huge. Mechanical changes, areas, enemies, quests, all sorts of things. I feel like people want "WE ADDED 500 NEW QUESTS TO THE GAME" and not "we have a wading system now, you can walk in water but it slows you down". I feel like we've had better and faster progress in the last few months than at any point in the whole process even if it's not as interesting. Anyway, we will have an update soon. When am I getting my video game, op.
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Concerning Truckpump, can I play a long con and work my way up to being an admin on the site he moderates on and eventually permaban him? The Truckpump rants are so full of themselves that I just have to humiliate him in front of all of the Japanese enthusiasts on that website he presides over.
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Mushball posted:Concerning Truckpump, can I play a long con and work my way up to being an admin on the site he moderates on and eventually permaban him? The Truckpump rants are so full of themselves that I just have to humiliate him in front of all of the Japanese enthusiasts on that website he presides over. If Truckpump is in the sequel, there really ought to be a sidequest where you get to feud with him.
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Anonymous Robot posted:If Truckpump is in the sequel, there really ought to be a sidequest where you get to feud with him. He shows up on Dwarfnet.
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NickPancakes posted:http://tcrf.net/Proto:Barkley,_Shut_Up_And_Jam:_Gaiden This is very important research of gaming history.
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NickPancakes posted:http://tcrf.net/Proto:Barkley,_Shut_Up_And_Jam:_Gaiden quote:The map that holds all of the maps for Proto Neo New York and Liberty Island has this lovely message. Chef, that's disgusting! <  >
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Chef Boyardee posted:Yeah, you're right. Even though the changes and additions have been incremental over the last few months, added up they're huge. Mechanical changes, areas, enemies, quests, all sorts of things. I feel like people want "WE ADDED 500 NEW QUESTS TO THE GAME" and not "we have a wading system now, you can walk in water but it slows you down". I feel like we've had better and faster progress in the last few months than at any point in the whole process even if it's not as interesting. Anyway, we will have an update soon. I'd read through a log that has info on minutiae like that. But that's probably not a good use of my time and I understand if typing one out is a bad use of your own.
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NickPancakes posted:http://tcrf.net/Proto:Barkley,_Shut_Up_And_Jam:_Gaiden - Zorf Gobletwind doesn't attend the Duergar rally in the prototype; it's Elrog Dreadgem instead. Awesome.
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"Cyberdwarf has three unused portraits, all of which show more of his hair. The first portrait is lighter than the other two, while the third one adds a border and some 'pupils' to his eyes. There is a fourth unused portrait, which is just the final one that has been moved down a pixel by accident." How do they know it was an accident.
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lesbian baphomet posted:"Cyberdwarf has three unused portraits, all of which show more of his hair. The first portrait is lighter than the other two, while the third one adds a border and some 'pupils' to his eyes. There is a fourth unused portrait, which is just the final one that has been moved down a pixel by accident." An extensive interview process.
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Searching For Clispaeth: An Oral History of Charles Barkley's Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
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I'm checking out these Two Friends Play vids of Bakley1, and I don't understand where they get this viewerbase when the other guy communicates by yelling and going "Ooooooh maaah goooooood" all the time, and for this particular game smashing through all the dialog which is the thing that makes the game good. If I hadn't played through the game I would have to stop every 2 seconds to read the dialog boxes that flash by. It's really annoying. For contrast, there is this youtube lets play of bakely1 from years ago by a guy called Lotus Prince, the most hyped up guy for barkley 2, which has a handful of problems like some occasional audio goofs and a mouse cursor in the middle of the screen in every video and a really awful opening in the first video, prompting anyone to shut down the video right then and there, but if you get beyond that it's pretty entertaining because they don't just smash through everything. Quite opposite actually. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm just human garbage. Who knows..... In other news, got the Dwarfnet prototype up and running proper. I guess that's something. Now looking at gameFAQ and IGN boards for some good material.
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There are so many features about this game that I'm looking forward to and DwarfNET is one of them.
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If it's any consolation, they seem to be deeply, DEEPLY in love with all of the the RPG/battle mechanics, gushing about enemy placement and such.  That's something that I think often gets overlooked, Barkley was really FUN to play, and not just because of the excellent writing and music.
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Barkley 1 was fun to play but it was suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper easy. Cyberdwarf alone could probably solo most of the fights edit: I was looking through my copy of Barkley Shut Up and Jam's instruction manual for non-specific reasons when I came across a familiar face:  Will the relationship between Chilly and Balthios be explored in Barkley 2 ?? oddium fucked around with this message at 07:16 on May 22, 2014 |
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oddium posted:
Well, like the manual says: "Two words: Specialist Barkley.".
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Cybershell posted:There are so many features about this game that I'm looking forward to and DwarfNET is one of them. I hope you like fruit discussions.
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A good game like Barkley deserves good box art, so I set out to make some
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A team of scientist is currently working on solutions to make barkley1 not crash on modern systems. So far the process seems to be more involved and elaborate than making barkley2 has ever been. EDIT: Holy poo poo, Grapester Paradise started playing out of nowhere. This is what ToG hangouts are like.
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