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beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

A Mexico win would be pretty funny, no way that's gonna happen though.

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warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Stinky Pit posted:

im real nervous because i want mexico to win but they are not very good

I'm going to go eat hot wings and drink coronas and pull for my :ese: southern neighbors.

Good luck!

Grimble
Jul 7, 2002

He will build a castle with garden on an island called Cheshire, and he is permitted to breed.

JG Wentworth posted:

but dem tranny's

The Mexican players can gently caress them after loving Brazil imo

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW
I think I am going to stroll down to the Hereford FIFA Fanzone and watch this one on the big screen

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

mynameisjohn posted:

it would be noice if both teams lost today

lol nice new av

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



I know we just shitpost all day in this thread but bear with me here.

Mexico are going pack the area in front of goal like crazy and try to make life difficult for Neymar, Fred, Oscar, and Paulinho.

That's going to leave Miguel Layun and Paul Aguilar, both tremendously poo poo to A) Provide one of the few offensive outlets for Mexico, and B) Defend against some of the best attacking fullbacks in the game in Marcelo and Dani Alves.

Its going to be brutal because as well as Layun played going forward in the friendlies, both he and Aguilar are just woefully deficient defenders.

Its going to be bad and I'm already crying.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Earthy Ape Unit posted:

I think I am going to stroll down to the Hereford FIFA Fanzone and watch this one on the big screen

this sounds like a nice experience, new forums user earthy ape unit

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

loving love this spray

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Stinky Pit posted:

I know we just shitpost all day in this thread but bear with me here.

Mexico are going pack the area in front of goal like crazy and try to make life difficult for Neymar, Fred, Oscar, and Paulinho.

That's going to leave Miguel Layun and Paul Aguilar, both tremendously poo poo to A) Provide one of the few offensive outlets for Mexico, and B) Defend against some of the best attacking fullbacks in the game in Marcelo and Dani Alves.

Its going to be brutal because as well as Layun played going forward in the friendlies, both he and Aguilar are just woefully deficient defenders.

Its going to be bad and I'm already crying.

you have my condolences because you are a cool poster

otoh gently caress Mexico

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Badger of Basra posted:



he's not starting though, rip dat rear end

obrigado

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
.

Enigma89
Jan 2, 2007

by CVG
KOBE

Zombie Chow
Jun 17, 2010

We interrupt this program to increase dramatic tension.
Layun may be poo poo, but I have faith in him because he knows he is poo poo so he is not afraid of taking chances.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
This match gonna be tasty like a Big Mac

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006




wrong sport b*tch

Zombie Chow posted:

Layun may be poo poo, but I have faith in him because he knows he is poo poo so he is not afraid of taking chances.

I would like to see him played a winger but just imagine him trying to chase down Marcelo and try not to weep

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
solitary tear spotted

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

can't wait to watch brazil and mexico play the beautiful game jogo bonito if you will and get some delicious ice cream at half time

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

I've never said this, and my racist white ancestors will probably not look favorably in me about this, but I really want Mexico to win.

Actually, I just want Concacaf to win. I want us to troll the rest of the world.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Neymar has a fresh dye job and the Univision announcers have matching ties, let's DO THIS

Optimus Subprime
Mar 26, 2005

Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?

The X-man cometh posted:

It's a tribute to his cousin Cobi.

Jermaine Jones also has an alter ego comedian named Eric Andre.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
i wish i had been a little boy sponsored by mcdonalds. i hate my stupid dad

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



MEXICANOS AL GRITO DE GUERRA

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

once the gorillas accept you, you got it made in the shade

sircozzie
Jul 8, 2011

Release the Meerkat
Can't see this being a poor game. Dunno if that's just a product of this world cup being awesome or the two teams

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

poty posted:

i wish i had been a little boy sponsored by mcdonalds. i hate my stupid dad

You and the rest of this forum.

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

¡Vamos Mexico!

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
That's a long drat anthem

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Dani Alves getting a little too :pedo: with his donated child in the line up waiting to enter the stadium

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Troy Queef posted:

Neymar has a fresh dye job and the Univision announcers have matching ties, let's DO THIS

was about to post about his new hair, looks like he trimmed some off the back too, seems good, tighten it up a bit, new colour looks fresh

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Let's go mehico

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
mejico maricon

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
O hino do Brasil é o melhor hino da Copa.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

dani alves has dyed his hair too, proper quality

Creepy Goat
Sep 19, 2010
yesss my favourite time of year when I get to argue with relatives over Mexico being in North America after the commentators constantly babble about 'these two South American sides'

sircozzie
Jul 8, 2011

Release the Meerkat
Brazil's anthem is very alpha

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
UN SOLDADO CAda hijo te dio

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



lol at Brazils circus anthem

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

david luiz gets loving stuck in to the national anthem and i love so so so very much when they turn off the music and everyone sings it loving OWNS

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



The REAL Goobusters posted:

UN SOLDADO CAda hijo te dio

U-UUN SOLDADDOOOO ENNN CADA HIJO TE DDIIOOOO

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Brasil will lose just on Neymar's poo poo frosted tips alone.

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