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Atma posted:edit: Oh thanks for the Freakagoatse Av lol thats a good avatar.
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mr.capps posted:>Go to the Internet Archive and find the Wayback Machine. Use it to time travel.  You send a tweet out to the internet, oblivious to any events you may have set in motion.  You are here. Where it all began. Inside the first Bendyman thread. The air is rotten and thick. Filthy pipes run through the walls, pumping out a horrible viscous brown liquid. It pains you to breathe here. It pains you to be here. After what feels like hours of exploring- you come to a single toilet, far beyond repair, resting near a puddle of filth. You can feel the ring vibrating in your pocket. It feels very heavy. The only sound is the dripping and flowing of the pipes. You feel extremely nauseous.
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>Climb into toilet.
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> procure a cherry bomb, light it, and flush that sucker down the toilet
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YellerBill posted:>Climb into toilet. AKA Trainspotting
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> Put goatman's ring on pistol dong an sot on toilet. Wait for bendyman to tickle butthole then propose gay marriage with dong ring.
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>Open your vest, exposing your penis gun. >Say, "I have been thinking, Mr. Bendyman. You are some sort of internet poo poo elemental right? Well if poo poo is an element... So would piss... And to fight monsters, you must become a monster..." >Transform yourself into Phallus Invoker, a horrible creature of piss
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> projectile poo poo into the toilet
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>consider casting the goatring into the toilet from where it was forged and thus the only place it could be destroyed but become corrupted by its power and become the bendyman in a twist no one saw coming then >switch to an old man who is also a wizard who needs to unite a bunch of little boys together to defeat bendyman once and for all got some chores tonight fucked around with this message at 19:10 on Jul 8, 2014 |
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>feast from the toilet
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dongsbot 9000 posted:>consider casting the goatring into the toilet from where it was forged and thus the only place it could be destroyed but become corrupted by its power and become the bendyman in a twist no one saw coming this but instead of becoming bendyman you begin stretching your rear end in a top hat out to incredible proportions and then bendyman climbs out of your rear end in a top hat but its just like that movie the Ring and its really scary
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Jul 8, 2014 19:10
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>put on a gas mask and quickly gas the thread.
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Jul 8, 2014 19:16
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stand under the pipe, look up, open your mouth
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Jul 8, 2014 19:20
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Hold the ring over the toilet for a long while, then proclaim "The Ring is mine!" and put it on.
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Hold the ring over the toilet for a long while, then proclaim "The Ring is mine!" and put it on.
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> Put the ring on only to have your anus snap out and forcefully claim it and more for itself, only to escape in the murky depths of the shitter. Hold your breath and begin a new quest.
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>Cast enlarge anus
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cock hero flux posted:stand under the pipe, look up, open your mouth
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>find a fat person/goon. Place person on toilet. Observe.
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Hold the ring over the toilet for a long while, then proclaim "The Ring is mine!" and put it on. and then climb into the toilet
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dongsbot 9000 posted:>consider casting the goatring into the toilet from where it was forged and thus the only place it could be destroyed but become corrupted by its power and become the bendyman in a twist no one saw coming
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Hold the ring over the toilet for a long while, then proclaim "The Ring is mine!" and put it on. THE MOON! posted:>find a fat person/goon. Place person on toilet. Observe.
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mr.capps posted:this but instead of becoming bendyman you begin stretching your rear end in a top hat out to incredible proportions and then bendyman climbs out of your rear end in a top hat but its just like that movie the Ring and its really scary It's just like a twisted version of the wizard of oz - you had a bendyman inside you all along.
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Jul 8, 2014 21:48
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>light a match
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Al Borland posted:>put on a gas mask and quickly gas the thread.
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Hold the ring over the toilet for a long while, then proclaim "The Ring is mine!" and put it on. Al Borland posted:>put on a gas mask and quickly gas the thread.
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>put ring in tank to lure bendyman >leave an upper decker too. make him work for it >hide deep in pipe >wait for bendyman >blast out like augustus poop
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Jul 8, 2014 23:56
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>Restart game. You got the wrong upgrades.
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>summon Homosex, with all this talk of assholes and poo poo he'll know what to do
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YellerBill posted:>Climb into toilet. Enter thine kingdom, for you are the true bendymans then kill you're xtend'd famil
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dongsbot 9000 posted:>consider casting the goatring into the toilet from where it was forged and thus the only place it could be destroyed but become corrupted by its power and become the bendyman in a twist no one saw coming mr.capps posted:this but instead of becoming bendyman you begin stretching your rear end in a top hat out to incredible proportions and then bendyman climbs out of your rear end in a top hat but its just like that movie the Ring and its really scary
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Hold the ring over the toilet for a long while, then proclaim "The Ring is mine!" and put it on.
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Hold the ring over the toilet for a long while, then proclaim "The Ring is mine!" and put it on.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYBtchCqPao As you slip the goatman's ring onto your finger, the world around you darkens. Terrible whispers rise in your ears. You feel naked and exposed, as if a great spotlight is focused on your being. You have the strong urge to open things. Any things. All things. Before you have time to adjust, you hear the scrape of fingernails from inside the toilet. To your horror, a withered arm bends its way unnaturally out of the toilet, flopping onto the floor - tendons snapping and popping with every motion. What could scarcely be called a head lays itself against the the rim, pulsing nastily. "Ssso...." breathes a calm, soothing voice from within the toilet, "Youuu havvve come hooome, my child." Your mouth drops open, unable to scream. You back away in terror. The ring on your finger is blazing hot. "Youu ssseeee.... when you murdered your famil...y.... you brought us closssser... togetherrr....." "I am your famil....y....nowwwww....... Welcome hhhhoome, ssssson."
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> give in to the strong urge to open all things and open your butthole for bendyman, allowing him to make his new home inside you, forming a symbiotic relationship > enter toilet
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Jul 9, 2014 02:53
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call into the gorgeous george show and thencock hero flux posted:flush
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>kill your new famil, kill bendyman!
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cock hero flux posted:flush
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cock hero flux posted:flush
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