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RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
And to think we put that in our bodies.

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zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

The facebook blurb for this one is pretty great too. "There is a stone where our soul once was. Enjoy this sponsored content."

On a similar note, can anyone discern who the sponsor in question is and what is being advertised? I don't know that this was money well spent...

zimbomonkey has a new favorite as of 07:23 on Jul 8, 2014

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

zimbomonkey posted:

The facebook blurb for this one is pretty great too. "There is a stone where our soul once was. Enjoy this sponsored content."

On a similar note, can anyone discern who the sponsor in question is and what is being advertised? I don't know that this was money well spent...

The ad at the bottom is for Dating Naked on VH1, which almost sounds like an Onion production itself.

made of bees
May 21, 2013
Moon Finally Hatches

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.




No. This is Sad Kevin at work: Elderly Man Can’t Wait For Senility To Erase Lifetime Of Regretful Memories

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008


A nice companion piece to the classic Blood...Blood Everywhere.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Evil Mastermind posted:

A nice companion piece to the classic Blood...Blood Everywhere.

Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.

bilperkins2
Nov 22, 2004

Fashion for Dogz
:france:

Clickhole continues to be incredible

Exclusive: First Look At This Switchblade My Dad Got Me

Especially their quizzes:

Which Disney Sidekick Are You?

LifeLynx
Feb 27, 2001

Dang so this is like looking over his shoulder in real-time
Grimey Drawer

Evil Mastermind posted:

A nice companion piece to the classic Blood...Blood Everywhere.

45 Million Gallons Of Crude Blood Lost In Red Cross Pipeline Rupture

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
I knew it!

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
Most Popular Summer Camp Activities

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Pornhub asks users to stop posting videos of Germany loving Brazil

an A.V. Club article :v:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


God bless Ashley :unsmith:

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Onion Film Standard is back!

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe
Criminal Prosecuted To Fullest Extent Of Budget

Wait, The Onion is satire?

calandryll
Apr 25, 2003

Ask me where I do my best drinking!



Pillbug

Peter Rosenthal is the best.

bilperkins2
Nov 22, 2004

Fashion for Dogz
:france:


:stare: :allears:

The best one yet.

Squidster
Oct 7, 2008

✋😢Life's just better with Ominous Gloves🤗🧤
Seriously, this is incredible. A pro-click if ever there was one.

Roobanguy
May 31, 2011


Haha this is loving great

clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.
The actor who plays Peter Rosenthal needs more followers. Give him some love.
https://twitter.com/JuanWaynes

bilperkins2
Nov 22, 2004

Fashion for Dogz
:france:

I went to use their Search feature to find an old article and this was the first result, before I had even searched:

Website's Built-In Search Engine Just Pathetic

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Goddamn Rosenthal, what did Stanley Kubrick do to you :stare:

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...


I didn't exactly know what I was expecting when I clicked it, but it wasn't that.

:allears:

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

bilperkins2 posted:

I went to use their Search feature to find an old article and this was the first result, before I had even searched:

Website's Built-In Search Engine Just Pathetic

The best part is that before they redid the format of their website the things listed in the article were all true. You really got those articles by searching those things.

bamhand
Apr 15, 2010
Not the Onion but I just love the picture they chose.

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blo...ntcid=obnetwork

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


5-Year-Old Wants To Be A Tractor When She Grows Up

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Awww that genuinely made me smile when I got to the pic :3:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

That was kinda cute and not very depressing at all. I hope the Onion writers are okay. :ohdear:

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

prefect posted:

That was kinda cute and not very depressing at all. I hope the Onion writers are okay. :ohdear:
It's from July 2008 sooooooo...

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Man Failing To Heed Harsh Lessons Of Past Orders Sonic Bacon Cheeseburger Toaster

Maxwells Demon
Jan 15, 2007


Sad Kevin is born to this world:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/newborn-loses-faith-in-humanity-after-record-6-day,29588/

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
New Psychedelic Weight Loss Drug Transforms Food Into Monstrous Hallucinations

This probably the hardest I've laughed at an Onion video and that's including Sex House and the autistic reporter.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

It's from July 2008 sooooooo...

Study Finds Humans Only Animals Capable Of Recognizing Former Selves In Mirror.

Yep, I'm pretty sure the writers are doing just fine.

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.
Two fantastic photo-only sports ones:
Germans Humiliated After Winning World Cup 6.38 Seconds Behind Schedule

Prodigal rear end in a top hat Returns


Favorites from last week:
Two Dozen Restaurant Patrons Made Violently Ill From Marriage Proposal

Few More Items Knocked Off List Of Desirable Traits In Partner As Woman Turns Year Older

Breaking: LeBron James Leaning Toward Joining Al-Qaeda

LeBron James posted:

I can’t ignore their storied history and the fact that they have such a loyal following. I’m certain they have the personnel to take out both L.A. and San Antonio.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl Recaptured By Taliban After Wandering Off Texas Base

door Door door
Feb 26, 2006

Fugee Face

gently caress I forgot how good the autistic reporter ones are

clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.
http://www.theonion.com/video/deadly-super-rainbow-tears-through-west-coast,36464/

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own
poo poo, Guy In Front Of You Ordering For Entire Construction Crew

Every time I go to Subway, this happens, only it's with phlebologists.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
The Current Crisis In Gaza Explained Using GIFs From Previous Crises In Gaza
:smithicide:

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WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Whenever I think of what kind of sites Clickhole is making fun of, I think of this, and I'm glad they have parodied that specifically now.

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