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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

quote:

Brawling 48%
Power 76%
Strong Style 42%
Hardcore 14%
MMA Style 0%
Mat Work 2%
Chain Wrestling 31%
Submissions 15%
Aerial 3%
Flashiness 12%
Microphone 38%
Charisma 58%
Acting 42%
Looks 90%
Superstar Quality 70%

Basics 72%
Psychology 68%
Safety 71%
Consistency 45%
Selling 42%
Athleticism 31%
Toughness 67%
Stamina 60%
Intensity 76%
Stiffness 46%
Resilience 42%
Menace 90%
Refereeing 0%
Business Skill 0%
Booking Skill 0%
Respect 54%

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
i have higher Charisma and lower looks in real life

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Brawling 68%
Power 71%
Strong Style 16%
Hardcore 25%
MMA Style 0%
Mat Work 27%
Chain Wrestling 31%
Submissions 14%
Aerial 9%
Flashiness 7%
Microphone 51%
Charisma 71%
Acting 44%
Looks 70%
Superstar Quality 55%

Basics 79%
Psychology 78%
Safety 72%
Consistency 67%
Selling 53%
Athleticism 55%
Toughness 69%
Stamina 72%
Intensity 52%
Stiffness 62%
Resilience 71%
Menace 65%
Refereeing 0%
Business Skill 0%
Booking Skill 0%
Respect 38%

I have higher everything irl, especially looks, I am very dreamy.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

My stats are hilarious. I'm going to lose every fight.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

anime gently caress pillow posted:

My stats are hilarious. I'm going to lose every fight.

what is your menace, because that is probably actually the most important stat in the game.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

A mere 61%.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
The way that stats work doesn't put a huge amount of weight on the style skills, it's more about the second column +the entertainment skills

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Cpig clear your PMs so I can ask for my stats :argh:

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
Nope

Stats sent rarity

CapitalistPig fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Jul 31, 2014

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
Aside from our mystery debut in two weeks look out for Juanito to make his debut as well.

Mills
Jun 13, 2003

send my stats and how the gently caress is me vs winvirus not a main event

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

stats stat!

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006

Poison Mushroom posted:

Looks like I'm not a stellar wrestler, but I'm a pretty loving great Professional Wrestler.

Nah, I am way better.

Grandistats posted:

Brawling 62%
Power 56%
Strong Style 52%
Hardcore 32%
MMA Style 0%
Mat Work 58%
Chain Wrestling 74%
Submissions 79%
Aerial 2%
Flashiness 1%
Microphone 93%
Charisma 70%
Acting 62%
Looks 36%
Superstar Quality 56%

Basics 87%
Psychology 82%
Safety 84%
Consistency 82%
Selling 68%
Athleticism 42%
Toughness 76%
Stamina 80%
Intensity 52%
Stiffness 68%
Resilience 72%
Menace 46%
Refereeing 0%
Business Skill 0%
Booking Skill 12%
Respect 91%

I am drat good with a microphone and am well respected apparently. Pretty good for a horny old man.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Grandicap posted:

Nah, I am way better.


I am drat good with a microphone and am well respected apparently. Pretty good for a horny old man.

Looks 36.

SEEM ACCURATE.

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006

CCKeane posted:

Looks 36.

SEEM ACCURATE.

Yeah, but I got Krisma to make up for it.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Grandicap posted:

Nah, I am way better.


I am drat good with a microphone and am well respected apparently. Pretty good for a horny old man.
Well, unless you decide to join the women's division, you're not exactly a threat to me. :smugdog:

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006

Poison Mushroom posted:

Well, unless you decide to join the women's division, you're not exactly a threat to me. :smugdog:

Totally in character for me apparently.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Grandicap posted:

Yeah, but I got Krisma to make up for it.

More like charisNAH IMO.

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006

CCKeane posted:

More like charisNAH IMO.

Noone cares about your opinion.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Grandicap posted:

Noone cares about your opinion.

Much like your posting.

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006

CCKeane posted:

Much like your posting.

No you are.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
That's what she said.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Grandicap you're just jealous of my flowing locks and amazing good looks.

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006

CCKeane posted:

Grandicap you're just jealous of my flowing locks and amazing good looks.

I have flowing locks too. They just happen to be on my chest and back.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude
Guys I'm the best wrestler here. My stats are all 100 I think

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Your Personal Muse posted:

Guys I'm the best wrestler here. My stats are all 100 I think

Mine are all 110

Lumpen
Apr 2, 2004

I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.
Plaster Town Cop
CPig I am impressed with your content in this thread.
I'd like my stats posted so everyone can marvel and stew in their unstated jealousy.

When exactly will I be effortlessly crushing Hal Incandenza on my road to the inevitable Lumpen vs. Winvirus world championship match? It will turn out just like the Mafia game did. With me on top. I'm thinking about making a video or audio callout segment to post, to make sure my opponents are properly taunted before each match.

:lumpen: :vince:

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.
Cpig send me my stats so I know for sure just how groovy I am.

Dhaes
Dec 1, 2006

You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.
i have 100 in everything

except respect

'cause i have no respect for bad dudes

:slick:

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude

Lumpen posted:

CPig I am impressed with your content in this thread.
I'd like my stats posted so everyone can marvel and stew in their unstated jealousy.

When exactly will I be effortlessly crushing Hal Incandenza on my road to the inevitable Lumpen vs. Winvirus world championship match? It will turn out just like the Mafia game did. With me on top. I'm thinking about making a video or audio callout segment to post, to make sure my opponents are properly taunted before each match.

:lumpen: :vince:

1) it's me vs. you in the finals. My wrestling brain has calculated all possible outcomes and found this to be not only most likely, but a statistical certainty.

2) You may post your stats if you want, but it will not matter when you face the wrestling machine. I have been gathering the hearts of children and stuffing them in my circuits so I have something that cannot be measured by pure numbers:

Heart

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Mills is on your side?

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I will also hit lumpen with a pipe if it looks like he is defeating YPM.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude

Byers2142 posted:

Mills is on your side?

After I defeat him and then remove his most famous organ, yes he will be in a manner of speaking.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

You're going to remove his rear end in a top hat?

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

None of that will happen because Lumpen isn't getting past me. I've been training super hard!

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

anime gently caress pillow posted:

You're going to remove his rear end in a top hat?

So basically make him completely disappear?

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Hal Incandenza posted:

None of that will happen because Lumpen isn't getting past me. I've been training super hard!

no one believes in you

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

JakeP posted:

no one believes in you

that's exactly what fuels me to be the best

Also I put laxatives in your downs medicine

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

Comic book villain here; Hal incandenza is despicable

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Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


I'm "going to" "beat" DHD

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