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Hail seitan Death to the gluten intolerant ok I'm out of trolls
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 22:36 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 05:13 |
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redshirt posted:I am the Antichrist AMA.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 22:38 |
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Copley Depot posted:what's the hardest part about being president? The meetings.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 23:02 |
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I'm glad the wacky satanists are making lovely people uncomfortable.
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 03:43 |
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Satan did nothing wrong.
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:10 |
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Rivethead posted:Just what I thought. Only white people in hell. You're implying people of mixed / other colors have souls! Hah like any of us have souls.
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:16 |
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Al Borland posted:You're implying people of mixed / other colors have souls! Hah like any of us have souls. its been a while but the way a nun explained it to me as a child is you have a soul until you touch your junk, which destroys it. but if someone touches your junk first then they take it and keep it safe? i don't know
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:24 |
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No what they should do is sue to be allowed to not provide insurance with prenatal care because ABORT ALL BABIES.
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:25 |
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chaosbreather posted:its been a while but the way a nun explained it to me as a child is you have a soul until you touch your junk, which destroys it. but if someone touches your junk first then they take it and keep it safe? i don't know No they steal your soul and then they have it so they can do bad things and blame your soul for it. SO touch people's junk steal their souls and use them as a get out of hell free card.
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:27 |
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satanists love children idiot. that's like their thing. did you people never read a bunch of stupid bullshit books in high school?
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:28 |
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Al Borland posted:No they steal your soul and then they have it so they can do bad things and blame your soul for it. SO touch people's junk steal their souls and use them as a get out of hell free card. wow your good at jesus you should be a proist
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:34 |
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Robo Reagan posted:yes im sorry this is the forum where we lol at people who think they're cyber dragons, people who think reagan was christ, and people who can't look at a YT video of cats without being triggered Robo Reagan posted:unless a doctor sits down and tells them this poo poo hey uh i have some bad news for u bro this is what satanists want
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 06:52 |
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BKPR posted:satanists love children idiot. that's like their thing. Someone post that book with the illustrations of children forced to perform some bizarre ritual, made by the crazy lady convinced satanists where hypnotizing children at day cares
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 07:12 |
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satanic splash-back posted:this is not an rss feed go die
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 08:51 |
Satanists sometimes do good stuff, like when they fight religiously motivated misogynist "informed consent" laws or troll fundamentalists who insist that their religion (but only theirs!) be enshrined in law, but if you actually read the tenets of LaVeyan Satanism, they're almost exactly the same as Randian Objectivism. And vice versa. What I'm saying is that if you like Atlas Shrugged, you worship Satan.
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 12:08 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:it's not 2. late to hook up Slam whale Unholy grail
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 13:48 |
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If I ever start a company I'm going to do it in America because then I can force my employees to swear a bloodoath upon Odin and Frey to avenge my death if needed.
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 14:49 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:If I ever start a company I'm going to do it in America because then I can force my employees to swear a bloodoath upon Odin and Frey to avenge my death if needed. Ok Ron Swanson.
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 15:11 |
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abort all your babies to keep the bending man away
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 17:24 |
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CrowsNestMutineer posted:Satanists sometimes do good stuff, like when they fight religiously motivated misogynist "informed consent" laws or troll fundamentalists who insist that their religion (but only theirs!) be enshrined in law, but if you actually read the tenets of LaVeyan Satanism, they're almost exactly the same as Randian Objectivism. And vice versa. john galt is literally an antichrist that is to say he embodies the polar opposite of what christ stood for so while rand paul openly endorses that poo poo, the catholic church is busy chasing after liberal nuns and faggots
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 19:21 |
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GROVER CURES HOUSE posted:john galt is literally an antichrist no, antichrist is the one person nobody would believe would be the antichrist according to the bible so irl Reagan?
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 19:26 |
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Robo Reagan posted:no, antichrist is the one person nobody would believe would be the antichrist according to the bible you're biased towards that name
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 19:28 |
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Glaucus atlanticus posted:They are the best IRL trolls ever. Thinking of converting to Satanism because I have enjoyed their human rights/secularist work to such an extent. what else have they done
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 19:29 |
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Robo Reagan posted:no, antichrist is the one person nobody would believe would be the antichrist according to the bible the idea that antichrist is an individual rather than a state of moral failure is a pleasant fiction brewed up by heretics in an attempt to deflect the accusation
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 19:55 |
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Roki B posted:Op posts a single loving link and doesn't even add a loving thing to it. MODs please replace OP
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 20:18 |
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GROVER CURES HOUSE posted:the idea that antichrist is an individual rather than a state of moral failure is a pleasant fiction brewed up by heretics in an attempt to deflect the accusation this is correct, there is no singular 'antichrist' in the bible, there are only antichrists who are people who preach a false gospel.
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 20:24 |
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Kyrie eleison posted:this is correct, there is no singular 'antichrist' in the bible, there are only antichrists who are people who preach a false gospel. to be fair both paul and BoR mention a singular antichrist who will rise up against christ, but BoR is not literal and i wouldnt take paul at face value either
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 20:36 |
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Kyrie eleison posted:this is correct, there is no singular 'antichrist' in the bible, there are only antichrists who are people who preach a false gospel. but there is the Beast in Revelation whose number is six hundred three-score and six
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 20:40 |
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Robo Reagan posted:no, antichrist is the one person nobody would believe would be the antichrist according to the bible Ronald Wilson Reagan 6 6 6 every president since Eisenhower has been the antichrist
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 20:41 |
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Satanism is the stupidest thing, but at least they've got a sense of humor. That's more than you can say about most fundies.
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 20:42 |
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GROVER CURES HOUSE posted:to be fair both paul and BoR mention a singular antichrist who will rise up against christ, but BoR is not literal and i wouldnt take paul at face value either i hate to be technical, but... the word 'antichrist' is ONLY used in the letters of john, specifically 1 john 2:18-23, 4:3, and 2 john 1:7. neither paul nor revelation uses that word. in other places 'pseudochrists' or 'false messiahs' or 'false prophets' are mentioned such as in matthew 24:24 and mark 13:22. paul talks of the 'lawless one' in 2 thessalonians 2. the bit in revelation 13 refers to the Beast as a singular entity but this is not the word antichrist.
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 21:08 |
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Satanists are more tolerable than Internet Atheists™ but only a little
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 21:32 |
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redshirt posted:I am an Antichrist AMA.
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 21:36 |
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its actually 696 u lie-spreading heathens
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 21:44 |
CrowsNestMutineer posted:Satanists sometimes do good stuff, like when they fight religiously motivated misogynist "informed consent" laws or troll fundamentalists who insist that their religion (but only theirs!) be enshrined in law, but if you actually read the tenets of LaVeyan Satanism, they're almost exactly the same as Randian Objectivism. And vice versa. That's The Church of Satan, these guys are the Satanic Temple. Different groups, and these guys don't charge $200 to join up.
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 22:20 |
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Oh, poo poo I'm late to the party here. Hail Satan! (29)
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 22:48 |
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Kyrie eleison posted:i hate to be technical, but... the word 'antichrist' is ONLY used in the letters of john, specifically 1 john 2:18-23, 4:3, and 2 john 1:7. neither paul nor revelation uses that word. in other places 'pseudochrists' or 'false messiahs' or 'false prophets' are mentioned such as in matthew 24:24 and mark 13:22. paul talks of the 'lawless one' in 2 thessalonians 2. the bit in revelation 13 refers to the Beast as a singular entity but this is not the word antichrist. and now im reading papers re: bible translations biblechat is so much fun with you around
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 23:07 |
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satanists use contemporary issue to attention seek so everyone can see how they are sweet edgemasters in taking 'hail satan' to a new level
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 23:29 |
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milktwice posted:satanists use contemporary issue to attention seek so everyone can see how they are sweet edgemasters in taking 'hail satan' to a new level sorry that statue they commissioned is sicknasty all sins are forgiven
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 23:35 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 05:13 |
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hey guys I put a ton of effort into the new op for you I hope it pleaeses your need for longwinded bullshit on internet comedy forums, now can we get back to hailing satan and laughing at jesus
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 23:39 |