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Wickerman
Feb 26, 2007

Boom, mothafucka!

EvoDevo posted:

I don't mind this one but the one thing that bothers me is that the DNA is a generic helix instead if having a major and minor groove.

You're right. At least there is variation of depth on the sugar backbone?

The thing that is probably a little more obvious is where it appears that 3 of the 4 base pairs are paired to each other, which isn't possible and would cause non-uniform diameter, which isn't what we see here.

To a commoner, the planets/stars are perfectly round and the shading looks pretty good. I don't think I'd call it a bad tattoo despite the technical flaws.

I think a good example of a bad tattoo would be Buddy the Cat from earlier in the thread.

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ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
I love buddy the cat (it's bad though)
I also don't care about this ones pairs, but I guess if you are going for a science quote science it up

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Affi
Dec 18, 2005

Break bread wit the enemy

X GON GIVE IT TO YA

ChairmanMeow posted:

I love buddy the cat (it's bad though)
I also don't care about this ones pairs, but I guess if you are going for a science quote science it up


Is that a penis reclining in a vagina with a drink? If so awesome!

I mean it is obviously a lovely tattoo but... Wow

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

ChairmanMeow posted:

I love buddy the cat (it's bad though)
I also don't care about this ones pairs, but I guess if you are going for a science quote science it up


Are those laurels?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Groda posted:

Are those laurels?

That is Imperator Augustus Peener sitting upon the Vulva throne, or the Chariot of the Prolapsed Rectum. Could go either way

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
maybe it's a kiddy pool

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

Booblord Zagats posted:

That is Imperator Augustus Peener sitting upon the Vulva throne, or the Chariot of the Prolapsed Rectum. Could go either way

la petite mort aux rois

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

ICFF



RIP, neck broken by suplex

Bitchkrieg
Mar 10, 2014

This back tattoo showed up, and no one had the taste or insight to say it was just atrocious. So I will. This tattoo is just atrocious.







The entire album is viewable here, http://imgur.com/a/u1N8e#9U7pF4I

Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem

Bitchkrieg posted:

This back tattoo showed up, and no one had the taste or insight to say it was just atrocious. So I will. This tattoo is just atrocious.







The entire album is viewable here, http://imgur.com/a/u1N8e#9U7pF4I

The state of her living room is more disgusting than the tattoo, but I guess some people are happy with terribly drawn fantasy art on their backs. There have been worse in this thread, though.

Hellburger99
Jan 24, 2006

"I don't like that mooch...
or her pooch!
"

Bitchkrieg posted:

This back tattoo showed up, and no one had the taste or insight to say it was just atrocious. So I will. This tattoo is just atrocious.







The entire album is viewable here, http://imgur.com/a/u1N8e#9U7pF4I

Saw the first photo and thought "That's dumb, but I've seen worse."

And then it got worse with every photo after it. :stare:

Edit: I kinda like the Phoenix part of it. From what I can make out of the photos it at least it's face isn't melting off of its skull, unlike mohawk dude in the corner.

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Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Bitchkrieg posted:

This back tattoo showed up, and no one had the taste or insight to say it was just atrocious. So I will. This tattoo is just atrocious.







The entire album is viewable here, http://imgur.com/a/u1N8e#9U7pF4I

Try to replicate the pose of the woman in the tat. I dare you.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
I've only just realised that those are 3 stages of the same tattoo. I thought they were 3 different tattoos featuring a similar creature. And now I feel like a numpty.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless














Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Istari posted:

I've only just realised that those are 3 stages of the same tattoo. I thought they were 3 different tattoos featuring a similar creature. And now I feel like a numpty.

The numpty dance
is a dance
do the numpt.

I've never seen/heard this word before. Are you trying to throw a random word out there to see if it catches on?

edit: Well will you look at that? The daily mail Guardian says it's Scotland's favorite word.

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wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

I kinda like this one.

Lotron
Aug 15, 2006

Still clownin'
it's time to play count how many times the word "strength" comes up in the context of a tattoo

quote:







the only one to spell "strength" correctly, against all odds

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Bored posted:

The numpty dance
is a dance
do the numpt.

I've never seen/heard this word before. Are you trying to throw a random word out there to see if it catches on?

edit: Well will you look at that? The daily mail Guardian says it's Scotland's favorite word.

When I was a kid (Australia, '90s) numpty was used in kids' shows to call someone an idiot without actually being offensive. I'm sure the fact that it sounds like Humpty Dumpty probably didn't hurt either.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
A local bartender had "Slumerican" in giant letters on her arm.

So I googled it.
It refers to this loving horrible rapper "Yelawolf." http://youtu.be/RVcCDRzjtWg
It seems like it's kind of like getting the hatchet-man tattooed on you in support of not only ICP but all their other terrible associated acts. I guess? Because then another guy who worked at the bar showed up and had the same loving tattoo in the same location and I have no clue why this is happening.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
God fuckin drat I hate HATE text tattoos

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006


Looks like it was done by a police sketch artist. P.S., Hail Satan (36)

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Seriously, was his first name "Brenk"?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Davros1 posted:

Seriously, was his first name "Brenk"?

Can you not read ? It's clearly Brank.

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Istari posted:

Can you not read ? It's clearly Brank.

It's "Brenx," moron. Hail Satan. (41)

starfish
Dec 21, 2004

I love RuPaul's Drag Race and I love Alyssa Edwards, but this is pretty tasteless.



For reference? I guess

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

starfish posted:

I love RuPaul's Drag Race and I love Alyssa Edwards, but this is pretty tasteless.



For reference? I guess

It looks like a cross between Art Deco and Soviet Propaganda (The Soviets were atheists, and therefore did not believe in God, but even worse, they didn't believe in Satan). 57

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
drat, they couldn't even spell 'juggalo' correctly.


Nor 'angel'.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Nascardad
Oct 22, 2009

"Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

drat, they couldn't even spell 'juggalo' correctly.

For reference this is a tattoo on Coolio

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


What is this? Is it supposed to be a football heart or something?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

1redflag posted:

What is this? Is it supposed to be a football heart or something?

I believe that is a cat.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
I think it's one of those football bursting out of him things
or brushtail possum

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?





The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
This may be the worst tattoo I have ever seen that didn't involve words or gay mermen.

sforzacio
Nov 6, 2012

Seriously, those drunk self-tattoos were better than that.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

Trent posted:

This may be the worst tattoo I have ever seen that didn't involve words or gay mermen.

Well that sure was one hell of a GIS.



(timg'd for merbutt and horrifying Liefeldian anatomy)

:nws:I presume this is the tattoo you were referring to.:nws:

:nws:The Little Hermaid:nws:

:nws:I don't know why this was in the results.:nws:

TunaSpleen
Jan 27, 2007

How do I say, "You're the grossest thing ever" without offending you?
Grimey Drawer

I could see this one being intentionally bad, like a kid's drawing colored in Crayola markers, but yeah the rest are total rear end.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


That is the lovely-est-rear end keyblade of all time.

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Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?





:nws: http://i.imgur.com/sEV7G9d.jpg :nws:

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