- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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Different place: I was called in to investigate an employee emailing out pornographic photos. From her work computer. Of herself.
was she hot?
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Aug 7, 2014 17:09
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I was tempted to check on this, since my job was to recover the files, until I thought about it and realized that I really didn't want to find out!
(Because the answer was almost certainly "no")
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Aug 7, 2014 17:10
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- Disco_Bandit
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And did you save any of th e pictures
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Aug 7, 2014 17:10
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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I was tempted to check on this, until I thought about it and realized that I really didn't want to find out!
(Because the answer was almost certainly "no")
it was a rhetorical question of course she was fat.
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Aug 7, 2014 17:10
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it was a rhetorical question of course she was fat.
Why's that
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Aug 7, 2014 17:11
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- dad gay. so what
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by FactsAreUseless
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wait what no stop being this kind of person
hes pretty much dog poo poo
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Aug 7, 2014 17:12
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- heard u like girls
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cut the bottom out of a bunch of coffee cups so when they start the day they start with hotpants
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Aug 7, 2014 17:17
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- heard u like girls
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pretend yur boss is strangling u and beating yo up and film it
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Aug 7, 2014 17:20
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- Ben Smash
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LARDROOM
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In those reports i do I was catching an exec watching porn on the regular and nobody did poo poo for like 8 months. They didn't fire him but "suddenly" he wasn't hitting those URLs anymore.
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Aug 7, 2014 17:20
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- heard u like girls
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they had to sift thru the evidence obviously
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Aug 7, 2014 17:22
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by FactsAreUseless
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In those reports i do I was catching an exec watching porn on the regular and nobody did poo poo for like 8 months. They didn't fire him but "suddenly" he wasn't hitting those URLs anymore.
this is the kind of dog poo poo thant makes people hate you
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Aug 7, 2014 17:24
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hello dad gay did u get trained here too
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Aug 7, 2014 17:35
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- Ben Smash
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LARDROOM
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this is the kind of dog poo poo thant makes people hate you
Did you, like, search my name to see what posts i've made and then rush in here to poo poo all over me? If so, I applaud your effort. May your fedora forever stay atop your fat head and your sonic the hedgehog slash fiction always be well received.
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Aug 7, 2014 18:10
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shotss fired
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Aug 7, 2014 18:23
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- heard u like girls
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awaiting in terror for the rebuttal
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Aug 7, 2014 18:27
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spend progressively more time in the toilet. like first thing you do after you punch in is go to the toilet for 5 minutes. no big deal, you get to work at 8:05.
the next day 6 minutes, then 7, until you get fired.
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Aug 7, 2014 18:28
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August is the Cruelest Month
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OP, from your posts assume you are a network engineer.
Here's what you do: unplug all the DMZ routers and any links to a DR site (if you have them), then walk out the door and never look back.
Oh, how many times I've dreamt about doing that sort of thing in past jobs...
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Aug 7, 2014 18:38
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by FactsAreUseless
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you are a real piece of dog poo poo, op
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Aug 7, 2014 19:04
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- cruft
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man yelling poo poo or breaking anything isn't funny. people are edgy at work these days, no reason to give people a panic attack that someone is going nuts on the office.
just leave amicably, take your good reference and continue workin on your career.
Good advice but not very funny.
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Aug 7, 2014 19:26
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LARDROOM
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you are a real piece of dog poo poo, op
I get it, i get it.
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Aug 7, 2014 20:21
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- TED BUNNDY
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SO HUNGRY
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Smoke a huge blunt in the center of the office. Finish the entire thing before you leave.
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