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mugrim
Mar 2, 2007

The same eye cannot both look up to heaven and down to earth.

CaptainCarrot posted:



Thomas Adams, the Founding Father

Organizing a militia is fine, but guns are virtually unheard of.

Also, bump, deadline is Wed, OP is Thursday

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Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

mugrim posted:

Organizing a militia is fine, but guns are virtually unheard of.

Also, bump, deadline is Wed, OP is Thursday

Will those of us who have had sheets posted have them reviewed beforehand? I just want to make sure I don't have any dealbreakers as stands so that I can do revisions.

mugrim
Mar 2, 2007

The same eye cannot both look up to heaven and down to earth.

Antivehicular posted:

Will those of us who have had sheets posted have them reviewed beforehand? I just want to make sure I don't have any dealbreakers as stands so that I can do revisions.

You're fine, I would have said something if I didn't agree with it. It's great as is.

Chaos Triangle
Dec 9, 2007
DO NOT TRUST
I edited my sheet a bit (formatting and descriptions, mainly, but I also squeezed in a second dot of Wrecker).

Zephonith
Jun 25, 2008

Maybe if I actually played Mafia, I'd get a better gift from my Mafia Secret Santa. :(
Name: Tenjiro “Ten” Karasuma
Concept: Tengu
Powers: Shapeshifting, Magic fan, Martial artist



Hey, you wanna hear a riddle? What’s blue in the morning, black in the day and red a thousand years later? Not a riddle person? Tch, fine.

I had a pretty good childhood. Flying round the mountains with my brothers, messing with the woodcutters, martial arts training. The usual, you know? The woodcutters were a blast. “Give me back my axe! Hey bring me back my children!”, poo poo like that. I remember this one guy, an awesome dancer. He kept us entertained for hours. We tried to get him to come back by stealing some bits off his face, but the next night his neighbor came to visit instead. Ugh, that guy was such a bad dancer we gave him back the warts to make him go away.

Hey, don’t touch that! That’s my fan! See, you wave it, you can create a magic wind. And look, if I wave it like this, I can change the size of your nose! What’s that, you want it back the way it was? You’re no fun, man. The last guy who stole this fan, you know what happened? He made this chick’s nose huge so she would settle for him. There’s negging then there’s this rear end in a top hat taking it to a whole new league. He fixed it after they got married, but man what a jerk. So one summer, he started to fan himself, but it’s so hot he decided to have a nap. By the time he woke up, his nose was through the roof! Nah, why would we fix that?

Look, there are two kinds of people in this world. Pigeons and crows. Pigeons are fluffy fat useless things. They sit there gorging themselves on grain, but when something like the Adversary comes along they get all swallowed up in a big gulp of feathers and meat. Not us. Living on a mountain meant we could see that poo poo coming from miles off. War can be good for us, but there’s only so much carrion a bird can eat before there’s nothing left. So we left the mountains and followed the boats as a flock, cramming ourselves along the masts and the rigging. Freaked out the refugees, but it’s not my fault they have some backward beliefs about black birds.

We’re not in the mountains anymore, but the big city is great! The locals sure know how to treat a raven. There’s a million people going out to dance every night, an open dumpster on every corner and a ton of shiny things just lying around for an enterprising fellow to pick up. Me, I work for Dr Franken during the day, in some swank rooms on the Upper East Side. He does facelifts and tummy tucks for rich ladies. I’m officially his receptionist, but honestly, I don’t know poo poo about copays and confidentiality and all that. I just help out; Her Majesty the evil Queen anaesthetist puts them to sleep and then it’s just a few waves of my fan. She has one hell of a temper though, and gets mad if the patients are too pretty. Old Frankie stiffs us on the aircon, so sometimes I have to use the fan for that too.

For fun, I often swing by the martial arts clubs to kick some human rear end. There’s nothing better than beating the “honor” out of some wannabe samurai. I’m always the best guy there, and from time to time I take the occasional guy under my wing and give him a few tips. Sometimes my brothers and I fly around, like the old days. Playing in the fountain in Central Park, betting on the fights between the racoons and the foxes, drinking with the other Fables.

Quoth the raven, “Life is good.”

---

Tengu are Japanese mythological raven spirits who can shapeshift, although their shadow always remains the same. They carry magic feather fans which can create winds or change peoples' noses. Other objects associated with them are their magic invisibility cloak, magic shoes and magic staff. They are also known to be skilled martial artists and sword fighters, who often teach worthy warriors. Ravens are also significant in many other cultures.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

mugrim posted:

You're fine, I would have said something if I didn't agree with it. It's great as is.

Okay, thanks. (After your comment about guns, I edited it to move the two dots of Firearms into Weaponry -- I figured Greta wasn't above having a clutch piece, however Mundy, but it's more thematically solid for her to just carry a clutch knife in case things go wrong.)

mugrim
Mar 2, 2007

The same eye cannot both look up to heaven and down to earth.
You can be a delta green sniper for all I care, but there weren't guns in the Homelands and that's what the Characters bio read. In fact a spy/gun specialist would be fun, as well as a witch.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Welp, goin' back to Firearms then! I shall endeavor to make it fun.

Probe 17
Jul 27, 2014

Red Rain is coming down

Red Rain

mugrim posted:

You can be a delta green sniper for all I care, but there weren't guns in the Homelands and that's what the Characters bio read. In fact a spy/gun specialist would be fun, as well as a witch.

For some odd reason, I'm now imagining Hans just pulling an Indiana Jones, and just capping some bastard who tries to intimidate him.

"Hey, pal, gimme your wallet!"

:commissar:

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?
Who needs a gun when you can throw a punch? Basically the same thing.

Okay, when I said I had finished tweaking the sheet before? I may have fibbed. I tweaked it again, mostly just tightening up a couple of skills and descriptors, and cleaning up the formatting a little. I am pretty darn sure that I'm done now, though. So if it looks good then- oh.

Oh, oh no! What's this!? It looks like somebody has been digging up Tsarevna's dirty little secrets! And is up to no good with them! Just what kind of trickery is this!?

I Am Fowl
Mar 8, 2008

nononononono
Hey, mugrim, any tips on what to do with Mac's "Mac Power"? It's more of a narrative thing that I don't intend to use actively much, so I'm not sure where it would fit in, mechanically. Mostly he'd be using his own skill and some of his other powers, like Luck and talking to inanimate things (Which I'm also not sure how to do).

mugrim
Mar 2, 2007

The same eye cannot both look up to heaven and down to earth.

Mr. Fowl posted:

Hey, mugrim, any tips on what to do with Mac's "Mac Power"? It's more of a narrative thing that I don't intend to use actively much, so I'm not sure where it would fit in, mechanically. Mostly he'd be using his own skill and some of his other powers, like Luck and talking to inanimate things (Which I'm also not sure how to do).

I thought I addressed this, sorry. I love the idea of Mac, but I don't think I'm quite creative enough to use him...I'm worried he would fall by the wayside purely by my incompetence. I feel like a jerk, I must have written the post and closed the window before submitting.

mugrim fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Aug 6, 2014

mugrim
Mar 2, 2007

The same eye cannot both look up to heaven and down to earth.

Robodog posted:

Who needs a gun when you can throw a punch? Basically the same thing.

Okay, when I said I had finished tweaking the sheet before? I may have fibbed. I tweaked it again, mostly just tightening up a couple of skills and descriptors, and cleaning up the formatting a little. I am pretty darn sure that I'm done now, though. So if it looks good then- oh.

Oh, oh no! What's this!? It looks like somebody has been digging up Tsarevna's dirty little secrets! And is up to no good with them! Just what kind of trickery is this!?



This is awesome, things like this are highly encouraged.

Axe-man
Apr 16, 2005

The product of hundreds of hours of scientific investigation and research.

The perfect meatball.
Clapping Larry
It took a bit, but I finally came up with a decent Idea I like! I will be posting soon, just writing it up. (I might have to sleep in a bit though :ohdear:) Sorry should be up tomorrow sorry, for the delay.

Axe-man fucked around with this message at 08:20 on Aug 6, 2014

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

I'm bored and away from home so I wrote a little light "found media" lore myself. Alls I have is Word, tho, so it ain't fancy or nothin :(

I also added a standard nWoD character sheet to my original character post. You can also find it here. I've never applied a template to an nwod character before so you might be a better judge of how to put it together than I would. I was thinking of a few dots in the "Detective / Stalker" calling from here, I don't know if that's something that's kosher.
_________

(transcription of writings found on a grape leaf retrieved after a raid on a potion stash house, dated March 1971)

quote:

---s I was telling lambkin, we need our boys in distro to exercise more caution now that simmons is sniffing around. cross the Ts and dot the Is, understand? thing about simmons you have to recognize is that he’s got you dead to rights if you’re somewhere you ain’t allowed, and that includes technicalities. take strongman, for example. rear end in a top hat didn’t put himself on payroll for the joint he was using as a front, now he’s laid up in some clinic cot on the boss’ dime. that’s all it takes. nixie had to jump from her penthouse when the fucker pulled a fire alarm – a month’s shipment gone right there. at the very least you gotta make sure your muscle is on a piece of paper somewhere as a janitor or something, with hours listed. and for gently caress’s sake, put their backs to the wall when they’re on shift and if the goods are good enough to really protect, get a few of them them properly soused before and during shift. Furth---


(“Invisible ink” letter to unknown recipient, successfully delivered by courier to Hell's Kitchen dead drop, August 1970)

quote:

“Since she asked, here’s everything I’ve been able to find out –

Judah Simmons, bestial fable under glamour, appears to be human man late 60’s – early 70’s. Slightly paunchy, not much of a looker. Teetotaler, guns hard for bootleggers. Stickler for the law. All about territories and boundaries. Built to be a guard dog, more or less. Had a reputation for eating trespassers in his forest back home. Hate for alcohol's his only real passion far as anyone can tell, but he doesn't much like "vice" in general.

Came from the Homelands early, 1921-1922. Didn’t fight, didn’t pass go, didn’t collect $200 (still tracking down possible contacts from back home, but there doesn’t seem to be a lot of dirt there). Worked home security for King Thrushbeard and a few other former gentry types til about 1929. At that point he joins Calamity Jane’s private dick sideshow as a bloodhound.

They hack it with rote PI work til November 1948, crack the Gunnar / Siegfried case wide open, putting Gunnar away to the Farm while Siegfried walks. They live high on the hog for awhile. 1958, Calamity Jane apparently drops off the planet. Business drops off in turn and Simmons accepts an open invite to the Sheriff's office. He's got the same MO there - all business, in and out of the office, not well liked but not really disliked either. A lot of high society types don't take to his lack of affect (least not now, when he's not working for them). Don't know why Jane had such a soft spot for him. It's actually worth noting that he's the caretaker of Jane's daughter, Janey, and he's shacked up with some Greek queen (as in royalty). Good targets of last resort but if you get to the point where that's necessary, you're hosed anyway.

Past that, you already know about his tussles with Nixie. She talks tough but those who care to know say her business is losing ground and that she’s had more than one close personal call with the lawman, never on her terms. My unsolicited opinion is to give her another six months before shutting shop for a spell and handing the reigns to somebody else in the organization.

My one piece of advice at this juncture is to explore the use of decoy stashes – Simmons is dogged but not terribly imaginative. He doesn’t respond well to bribes, and he’ll destroy whatever goods he gets his paws on. If you get word he’s asking around, keep the lights up and your sightlines clear wherever possible. And make sure your guys have a good reason, any good reason, to be where they are.

Lambkin

PS. One other thing – on a hunch I dropped in on an old friend I suspected to be an old CI for Jane in her PI days, to see if there was dirt on Simmons there. Nothing solid shook out, but – turns out before she disappeared, Jane shook my boy’s cage asking over someplace back in the Homelands called “Golden Mountain”. Gave him specific instruction not to get Simmons wise to the line of inquiry. Anyway, my boy knows our policy on CIs so he might be an asset in the future, long as we apply the right pressure. Keep it in mind.”


Excerpt from interview with subject "Beauty", recorded for use in Gunnar / Siegfried trial, December 1948.

quote:

Recorder: Let's start with how you came to be approached.

Beauty: I had just come home from a fundraiser, raising money to keep the grounds of the Woodlands trim, when the man -

R: Judah Simmons.

B: Yes, Judah Simmons, he knocked on my door. Gave me quite a start. We don't often get his sort in the building, I don't know how he made it past the door.

R: And a conversation took place, yes?

B: Yes, he stood outside and asked me if I knew Gunnar, who lived above us in the Woodlands at the time. I wasn't about to tell him anything, him looking the way he did, but he produced his card and I saw that he worked with Jane, who's a wonderful and vivacious woman, if intemperate. I told Mr. Simmons the truth - that we'd all heard the rumors about Gunnar and his brother and what they had done to that woman, but they were just that - rumors.

R: And he asked about the storage unit?

B: I had no idea there even was a storage unit! He asked me if Woodlands residents preferred the use of a particular storage facility and I told him that Siegfried had sold a number of units in his new storage venture to people in the building. We didn't have one, but we'd heard good things. Then Beast came back from his evening constitutional and the man - Simmons, he left. He didn't seem pleased with our chat but I guess that's what brought the whole thing down. Just awful, what fables can do to one another. It breaks my heart.

R: Is there anything else you want to state for the record?

B: I'm glad that Mr. Simmons and Ms. Jane could bring this awful matter to the attention of the Sheriffs, but I don't think it's out of line to say that Mr. Simmons would catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. I even offered him a glass of wine, like any gracious host, and he gave me a look like I'd insulted his mother. I found him unnerving, honestly. I made sure my doors were locked when he was gone. But I'm glad he got what he needed.

Basic Chunnel fucked around with this message at 11:37 on Aug 6, 2014

Probe 17
Jul 27, 2014

Red Rain is coming down

Red Rain
Screw it, I'm getting in on this. Hans seems a bit too flat for my liking anyhow.

quote:

Fearless Sheriff Brings Down Bogeyman!
Last night, Hans Furchtlos, one of the sheriffs of Fabletown, managed to bring the notorious Bogeyman Killer, whose modus operandi of scaring his victims to death was foiled by the Sheriff's near-supernatural immunity to fear! The sheriff refused to comment, and in a statement from...

quote:

Well, if we needed more confirmation that Rotgrub is a loving moron, then this is certainly it. We told him a thousand times, but did he listen? Noooo, he's too good for that, spent a good five minutes flailing around trying to find a form that'd scare the bastard, saw it myself. Allow me to go over what does work here. The man has a weakness for the sauce. A serious weakness. I doubt he's fully sober for half the arrests he makes. There's a theory floating around that he's only so immune to fear because he's so drat drunk all the time, but I wouldn't test it.

Also, the man's got a lot of regret pent up about what happened during the war. There's a reason his wife and in-laws never came with him on the boat, if you catch my drift. If we could get him to face that somehow, it might cause some issues. And issues are what we'd like to see here. Apparently he has a lot of friends in the undead community, something to do with the fact that he doesn't recoil in horror when they look at him. If we could get someone to crack, we'd probably get to know more about the good sheriff.

Some food for thought, my friends...

Does this sound decent enough?

Axe-man
Apr 16, 2005

The product of hundreds of hours of scientific investigation and research.

The perfect meatball.
Clapping Larry
Elphaba "Ella" Thropp



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTDOss5jUE

They always called me wicked, ever since the old country. I had to be better, smart and work harder to just compete with the rest of them. It was through sheer force of will and determination that I managed to make anything of myself. Along the way at every step, I was fought and pushed back by those prettier and had it easier than me. It didn't matter to me, I still made my way through tyrannical and evil people.

Evil is what they want to call me, but cannot, though I might not be good, I am certainly not evil, and thus they settle on the wicked middle ground. When I faked my own death and let another pretty girl usurp me, it wasn't out of some greedy selfishness, but rather I had remembered what had brought me to that point. The struggle with the tyranny and to watch the animals brought even more suffering than they had before.

It is better to die a villain then live a monster some might say. I spent years fleeing and travelling to other lands, doing things I never thought possible and try to meed out a brand of justice among some of them that I could find. The prince that I turned into a frog deserved it, though it gets harder to remember his crimes as time goes on. A lot of the old country seems to disappear as time goes on, and I'm not sure why.

I think it is better this way, The Adversary was a terrible thing to behold and I couldn't stand against it. I could ferry those that they would have discarded, and so I did. The animals at the very least would be safe, though I was not uncaring to the plight of the people. I helped as many as I could, and that is all I could do against the hordes. Eventually, I came here to New York, to a new world and I thought to myself a new chance.

What really happened was that I was stuffed into the 13th floor and set upon giving magic to others to survive. I got to live in The Woodlands, that is true, but it was a gilded cage. Though the bars sparkled with gold and the key bejeweled it was a cage none the less. I would have gone mad, again, if not for meeting someone there. If life were kinder, I could shout names from rooftops, but that has never been my way and it has never been safe for me to do. Amid the spell books and charms, I found love.

I should have been happy then, and I was, but I was also disturbed. I saw fable after fable come to me struggling for help, and I had to take all they had so they could live with us. They were precious to me, as were my monkeys back in the old country. I saw them grow and establish themselves forced to don a cloak of magic so that they could live a normal life. I could only do what was right, I had this ability, and this power, I had to help them. So I did, for free.

The business office didn't like that at all. Wasting government resources! Like she knows what it takes to do my magic? Like she should prevent me from reaching out to this hurt and suffering animals that can think and feel just like us. The farm is its own gilded cage in of its own. And so, at the business office's behest, I was thrown out of the 13th floor stripped of my wand, and about to be sent to the farm.

I had different ideas instead of the farm being useless. I managed to escape into the city. My friends, my true friends helped me, and remembered. My dear was stuck in the 13th floor, only sent messages by me by my animal fables and their sense of loyalty. She was livid at me for endangering myself, and us, but what could I do? Ask her to give up her magic for me? Could I be that selfish? I had no idea. I couldn't force myself too, though I wanted too.

Instead, I took to wandering the streets with the little left of my charms to keep my skin... normal and just walked the city. Even outside of fable town, and I know it was dangerous, but I had to get away to think what I was going to do. They had already taken my wand, without that, I didn't have any magic, but just because I didn't doesn't mean I was useless. Unlike others, I had my own set of skills, being a spy under a tyrant was a skill in itself!

That is when I heard the most amazing sound, and I could scarcely believe it. It simply wasn't like anything I had ever heard. I found myself outside of a club trying to get in. It was completely unlike myself, but I was memorized by it. It took a while, but I was able to wheel and deal myself into that world. It helped that I seemed to have natural knack for music.

I wasn't sure why, but I found myself drifting off into that life style, and with one of those Moog synthesizers provided by a friendly dj, I found a different world that was like magic in many ways. i could create something that caused joy unabated and unfettered by anyone else. It didn't matter who I was, just to be able to be so... free was like a gasp of air. I had been drowning before, maybe drowning all my life, but now I was finally above water.

There was a problem though, they were looking for me, and I knew that my stash of charms was going to wear off. I decided to hide in plain sight and start djing myself, without any charm. But how to do it, and then I realized... we were in a disco club and it came to me! If I slept in the back, I could perform during the night and manage to survive just a bit longer. I didn't know if this was a solution, but at the time it felt good and it felt right.

And so The W.W.W. went on her club run, clothed in a green light that made every the same.



It was glorious and it might have filled some of my heart for a while, but I could only last so long dangling from fringes of Fable town before they caught me. I don't remember who did, only that I awoke to find myself in the basement of The Woodlands look at the Deputy Major and Frau Totenkinder. I had tried to explain what I was doing and that I had just tried to help Fables survive. I tried to say a lot of things, but Frau shook her head.

I was quiet while they decided my fate. Scared and angry would be a good description of what was going through my head, but Frau Totenkinder had given me a sign to just be quiet and listen. She had a plan, and I knew it. My amour had a reach I would not have expected, for even Frau Totenkinder was on my side this once.

That is how I became a new sheriff, Frau reinstated my magic for it, and allowed me to move back into The Woodlands. It was surprising, but apparently, my dear had more pull than I would figure. Allowed to go out now and explore the world, it didn't so much like a cage... but more like a home. Could it be that I could have both worlds? I hoped I could. My Amour and I had reached at least a compromise for the moment.

How hard could it be to protect people am I right? No way I can screw this up. I better not. The witching well was brought up more than once in reference to me. I hope there are some time off enough to do another dj set though.


pre:
Name		Elphaba "Ella" Thropp
Sex		Female
Virtue		Charity
Vice		Pride
Concept		The Wicked Witch DJ of the West
Alignment	Music Fabletown
Affiliation	Sheriffs
Chronicle	Fables and Exodus

Attributes

Mental          5               Social          4                Physical       3
	
Intelligence	••••		Presence	•		Strength	•••
Wits		•••		Manipulation	•••		Dexterity	•••
Resolve		••		Composure	•••		Stamina		•

Skills

Mental          7               Social          11               Physical       4

Academics			Animal Ken	••		Athletics	
Computer	••		Empathy		••		Brawl		••
Crafts				Expression	•••		Drive		
Investigation	•••		Intimidation			Firearms	
Medicine			Persuasion	•••		Larceny		•	
Occult		••		Socialize			Stealth		••
Politics			Streetwise	••		Survival	•
Science				Subterfuge	•••		Weaponry	

Specialities
Computer (DJing)
Occult (Witchcraft)
Expression (Music)

Powers
Nature Mastery Beta ••••
	Contains Animal control, Animal Speech, Summon Animals, Swarm Shape, Weakness (animals only)
Pluripotence Gamma  •••••
	Weakness: wand focus, without wand -5, Weakness: Requires Correct Gesturing; Omega requires 
setup and long spell cast; All rolls require Pluripotence+power. (Gamma spells and below)

Merits
Allies (13th Floor)    (•••)
        Can call on the 13th floor for a large favor
Contacts (13th Floor)  (••)
	For the latest in information from the magic world.
Barfly	               (•)
	There isn't a club that can keep her down
Speak Animal  (Goat)   (•)
	Speak to Goats on a basic level. 
Speak Animal  (Monkey) (•)
	Speak to Monkeys on a basic level.
Aura Reader            (•)
	Detect Fables within 5 feet that she sees, Wits + Aura Reader 
Resources              (•)
	$500  a month  and  approximately  $1,000  worth  of  assets

Weakness
Weakness if you want one!

Advantages
Health		•••••|•
Willpower	••••
Power Level	•
Verve		•••••|•••••
Morality	••••••
Size		•••••
Speed		•••••|•••••
Armour	
Defense		•••
Initiative	••••••

XP:
-1 Morality            +5xp
Nature Mastery Beta    -20xp
Pluripotence Gamma     -66xp
Attribute: Resolve +1  -10xp
Attribute: Strength +1 -15xp
Skill: Streetwise +1   -6xp
Skill: Expression +1   -9xp
Skill: Persuasion +1   -9xp
Skill: Stealth +1      -6xp
Skill: Animal Ken +1   -6xp
Skill: Brawl +1        -6xp
			---
			148xp

Axe-man fucked around with this message at 08:26 on Aug 21, 2014

mugrim
Mar 2, 2007

The same eye cannot both look up to heaven and down to earth.
Probe 17 - Looks good
Axe Man - That's fine, don't worry about the sheet too much.

Any last minute submissions?

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I probably won't get to it tonight because I'm going out to a goonmeet (awww yeeah), but I've got some similar writeups in mind and will try to get them done if time/status permits.

mugrim
Mar 2, 2007

The same eye cannot both look up to heaven and down to earth.
Is anyone else having issues with THIS specific thread? Mine is acting funny...

Axe-man
Apr 16, 2005

The product of hundreds of hours of scientific investigation and research.

The perfect meatball.
Clapping Larry
Nope, it is working fine for me. The only thing is the anticipation!

mugrim
Mar 2, 2007

The same eye cannot both look up to heaven and down to earth.

Axe-man posted:

Nope, it is working fine for me. The only thing is the anticipation!

Can someone do me a favor and C/P the post count, as in the breakdown of who posted how many posts in the thread, the one you get by clicking the total posts number? It's telling me that the thread is archived for some reason...

Axe-man
Apr 16, 2005

The product of hundreds of hours of scientific investigation and research.

The perfect meatball.
Clapping Larry

mugrim posted:

Can someone do me a favor and C/P the post count, as in the breakdown of who posted how many posts in the thread, the one you get by clicking the total posts number? It's telling me that the thread is archived for some reason...

I'm getting the same thing for everything posted in this forum, at least on the threads I am checking out. It might be that we don't have enough posts for it to catalog or like they just disabled it here.

Axe-man
Apr 16, 2005

The product of hundreds of hours of scientific investigation and research.

The perfect meatball.
Clapping Larry
Solved it! If it is under 200 replies it doesn't have that feature. I can click and see everything over 200, but anything under says it is in archives. :negative:

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?

mugrim posted:

Can someone do me a favor and C/P the post count, as in the breakdown of who posted how many posts in the thread, the one you get by clicking the total posts number? It's telling me that the thread is archived for some reason...

Ever since we had that forums breakdown a few weeks back stuff like 'search' and 'post counts' have been totally loving broken.

Robodog fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Aug 7, 2014

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?
Might be off by 1 here but:

mugrim: 028
Probe 17: 016
Puppies: 006
Soonmot: 002
ryuujin: 002
basic chunnel: 005
antivehicular: 012
robodog: 013
axeman: 007
chaos triangle: 004
mr fowl: 003
cap. carrot: 005
zephonith: 002

Chaos Triangle
Dec 9, 2007
DO NOT TRUST
Here's a small background thing I wrote and then kinda forgot to post:

quote:

CONFIDENTIAL INFORMANT FILE: Jack Horner

Owner and proprietor of the bar Spring-Heeled Jack's. Loosely connected to much of the Fabletown underworld, Jack is also a frequent informant of Del's ever since the Rumpelstiltskin case five years ago. In exchange for providing tips and helping locate suspects on the lam, Del helps ensure that Horner's bar is not raided (provided his clientele stay within certain limits). As a result, Spring-Heeled Jack's has solidified a reputation as one of the seediest dives in Fabletown, a frequent hangout for small-time criminals and former villains who want to drink mostly in peace.

There are concerns among his colleagues that Horner may be using Del, but so far he has not proven particularly dangerous- if nothing else, Horner has seen firsthand what Del is capable of when angered, and is not keen on souring their relationship. If he is playing a game, it is a long one indeed.

Probe 17
Jul 27, 2014

Red Rain is coming down

Red Rain
Woah hey Robodog looks like you're trying to overtake my post count! I better step up my game!

Also I am so excited right now. I hope I get in!

mugrim
Mar 2, 2007

The same eye cannot both look up to heaven and down to earth.
Roster
Hans Furchtlos
Greta Vogel
Tsarevna
Ella
Johannes Hummel

If you don't have a character sheet, now is the time to mention any last minute skills you really want to have.

For those that did not get in - Know it had nothing to do with your characters. I was having trouble choosing so I honestly just defaulted to post count. It's pretty crude but hopefully it's a measure of enthusiasm.

Anyone who posted in this thread gets first dibs if a spot opens up.

mugrim fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Aug 7, 2014

Axe-man
Apr 16, 2005

The product of hundreds of hours of scientific investigation and research.

The perfect meatball.
Clapping Larry

mugrim posted:


If you don't have a character sheet, now is the time to mention any last minute skills you really want to have.


I really think that basically magic wise, basically changing and transforming stuff, after all she made flying monkeys from monkeys. Like the ability to delve information magically, cause well she was in a rebellion. And maybe a power that controls/uses animals a bit, since she is so close to them. A few skills in defense, though since after all she was a resistance fighter, not a big fan of guns at all. I think she used a staff. She is pretty awesomely smart, at learning stuff, and convincing people about her cause. She is pretty good at investigating since she uncovered the tyrannical plot in the old country, and laying low and not getting captured by secret police. New word she learned how to DJ and how to use a MOOG. So she is pretty hip now in human terms. Thats all i can think of!

edit: edited my bio, so it is more clear that Ella doesn't name her partner! :)

Axe-man fucked around with this message at 06:36 on Aug 7, 2014

Puppies are dicks
Jan 31, 2011

WHY YOU GOTTA BREAK A BROS HEART
I do not have a character sheet, but aside from a handful of talky skills and some sort of crafts related to tailoring general king-related stuff like being able to ride a horse or swing a sword mildly competently is all I had in mind.

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?

Probe 17 posted:

Woah hey Robodog looks like you're trying to overtake my post count! I better step up my game!

Also I am so excited right now. I hope I get in!

I save my a-game for the game thread :colbert:

Puppies are dicks posted:

I do not have a character sheet, but aside from a handful of talky skills and some sort of crafts related to tailoring general king-related stuff like being able to ride a horse or swing a sword mildly competently is all I had in mind.

What does some skinny rear end tailor know about statecraft? Nothing!

mugrim
Mar 2, 2007

The same eye cannot both look up to heaven and down to earth.
Bump for results

Probe 17
Jul 27, 2014

Red Rain is coming down

Red Rain
So when'll the thread be made? I am an impatient rear end in a top hat, and must know these things.

mugrim
Mar 2, 2007

The same eye cannot both look up to heaven and down to earth.
Tonight

Puppies are dicks
Jan 31, 2011

WHY YOU GOTTA BREAK A BROS HEART

Robodog posted:

What does some skinny rear end tailor know about statecraft? Nothing!

Pretty much, yeah. :crossarms:

Probe 17
Jul 27, 2014

Red Rain is coming down

Red Rain

Puppies are dicks posted:

Pretty much, yeah. :crossarms:

I mean, he basically bullshitted his way through everything. The man has Chutzpah to rival Ol' Scratch himself.

mugrim
Mar 2, 2007

The same eye cannot both look up to heaven and down to earth.
OP time, Here you go

Probe 17
Jul 27, 2014

Red Rain is coming down

Red Rain
It is probably FAR too late to ask, but do you think it'd make sense for Hans to have connections amongst the "undead community"? Like, monsters, demons, bogeymen, etc? I just think it'd fit, considering that he is literally incapable of being afraid of them.

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mugrim
Mar 2, 2007

The same eye cannot both look up to heaven and down to earth.

Probe 17 posted:

It is probably FAR too late to ask, but do you think it'd make sense for Hans to have connections amongst the "undead community"? Like, monsters, demons, bogeymen, etc? I just think it'd fit, considering that he is literally incapable of being afraid of them.

I believe you already wrote that somewhere. I'm perfectly fine with it.

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