- SirEvelynTremble
- Dec 25, 2013
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FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
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but i don't want to. adam kibr is my heroe
quote:10 Signs of Being a Pathetic Beta Male (And What to Do About It)
[January 29, 2014 by Adam Kibr
A pathetic beta male is a man who’s not willing to change even though he knows he needs to. I come across pathetic beta males everywhere and they drown people with their negative ways, they don’t want to better their lives and stop everyone else by poisoning them and making them feel like there is no point to life. Beta males are different, beta males are those guys who have just lost their way but are looking for a way back.
There are 10 specific tells that reveal a pathetic beta male. You should use these 10 signs to identify these weak emasculated men and stay away from them because they will affect you with their negative ways. If you’re a beta male looking to unleash the Alpha from within then avoid these damaged men like the plague and hang out with Alpha males.
Beta male to Alpha Male
1: Doing Housework
Pathetic beta males love to do housework; they find sanctity in doing the chores trying to be Mr Nice Guy. The pathetic beta male has no interest in bettering himself so resigns himself to doing the housework and chores in an attempt to gain popularity from women. What he fails to understand is that every women want men who take charge of their lives and their homes.
A true Alpha Male knows his roles and responsibilities. True Alpha know that his responsibility is to give security and bring home the bread, he also knows that a women’s place is in the home where she has to take care of the family and the housework. This line must not be crossed, a women must not be allowed to defend the family or become the main breadwinner because she will slowly start to emasculate the man.
2: Hating Their Jobs and Not Doing Anything About it
It really infuriates me to see pathetic beta males who refuse to change. They live a mediocre life thinking things will eventually get better and do nothing to instigate the change. Pathetic beta males will hang onto their job even if they hate it and make no attempts to find another job, they will begrudgingly do their job to the minimum requirement and then come home and complain. Because of this constant complaining you’ll find that pathetic beta males are divorced, single or separated – no one wants to be in the presence of negativity.
If an Alpha Male doesn’t like his job he will just find another one. Alpha males won’t stick around to do something they hate instead they will put all their energies into doing something they enjoy. No one can tame the Alpha spirit.
3: Always Trying to Make others Happy
Pathetic beta males always try to make other people happy, they try to make their boss at work happy by being a work monkey, they try to make their partners happy by doing all the housework. Pathetic beta males never try to make themselves happy; they have no self worth which is why they don’t even attempt to indulge in happiness. A pathetic beta mans happiness comes from other people’s happiness.
Every Alpha Male will work on their happiness first. Other people’s happiness will come from the Alpha Males happiness. The Alpha Male will strive to progress and this will inspire other beta males to do the same. Alpha males understand that in order to make other people happy they must be happy first.
4: Playing Video Game and Checking Facebook
The only joy a pathetic beta male has after coming home from a hard day’s work is playing video games and monitoring other people’s lives on Facebook. The beta male has no interest in his own life because he has absolutely no self worth, he will play Grand Theft Auto for hours thinking he’s a virtual Alpha Male inside a virtual Lamborghini. After his fingers start to ache he switches to Facebook to lust over women he can’t get and look at how their rivals are progressing.
After a hard days graft the Alpha male will come home and enjoy life. He will eat well and then seduce women, he will hit the gym or he will find ways to become smarter. The Alpha males life is one of enjoyment and betterment, this is the complete opposite to the pathetic beta male whose life is defined through misery and failure.
5: Blaming the World for Their Problems
A pathetic beta male will blame the world for his problem. He will blame the world for having a mediocre job, having a meaningless life and having a stale marriage. He will not do anything to change his circumstances and will continue to blame people until his last breath. These pathetic beta males will drown other people with their negativity sapping their energy and making themselves feel better after sharing their problems with everyone.
Alpha Males only blame themselves when things go wrong. Alphas take responsibility for their actions and realize that any failure is a result of not thinking at a high enough level to achieve success. The Alpha male will also attribute success to themselves because they believe in their own ability. Because the true Alpha takes complete responsibility for his life he is able to get ahead in the world.
6: Dressing like a Tramp
Pathetic beta males have low self esteem which is why they never groom themselves properly. These pathetic beta males wear tramp like clothes and smell really bad. They often wear ripped clothes and complain about not receiving their break in life. Pathetic beta males have dirty long hair and shave once a week, they usually have bad skin which repels humans away.
Alpha Males spend a significant amount of time grooming. The true Alpha works on their image, this means wearing good quality stylish clothes, wearing good shoes. Alphas make themselves presentable by having a shave everyday and making sure their skin and hair is immaculate, this is why women practically throw themselves at Alpha men.
7: Talking About the Past
Pathetic beta males love to talk about the past. If a pathetic beta male has had any success in the past he will use it whenever he can. Even though these men have miserable lives now they will relive the past in an attempt to remain sane. Pathetic beta males love to sit down with other people and talk about how wonderful they were in their past lives. They have no interest in making their future better.
Alpha Males only look forward, they hate looking back. True Alphas will continue to seek more satisfying success because they know that they’ve done it in the past so they can continue to do it in the future.
8: Hate Betterment
The Kryptonite of beta males is betterment. These pathetic lowly men cannot stand the thought of reading a book or going in the gym to invest in their body and mind. Pathetic beta males think learning is for losers and laugh at people who want to better themselves.
Alphas spend time expanding their mind and improving their body. Alphas believe that the mind and body are the two most important factors in life, if they can get their mind and body in the right state they can do virtually anything they want. It takes extreme self discipline if you want to supercharge your development – check out my 30 Days of Discipline Review if you lack bloody discipline in your life!
9: Kiss rear end
Pathetic beta males kiss rear end, they will kiss their bosses rear end and their partner’s rear end. They laugh at their boss’s jokes even when it’s not funny. They do the chores around the house to keep their partners happy. They even look after the children while the woman is out clubbing and getting laid.
Alpha Males don’t kiss rear end they kick rear end. If they don’t like someone they won’t hide it. They won’t try to make other people happy because it is your own choice to be happy or not.
10: Cant Say No
Pathetic beta males cannot say no easily, this is why they stay late at work, this is why they do the housework after a long days graft, this is why they take the women out even when they don’t want to. These men are scared to say no, they hate disappointing people and resign themselves to unhappiness forever. Everyone including Alpha males take advantage of these YES men.
Alphas are not scared of saying NO. Alpha males have their own agendas and they know what they want in life, they also know how to get what they want and don’t let anyone stand in their way because they’re afraid of saying no.
What Now?
If this post revealed some nasty truths then there is still time to change if you are willing. You can leave your mediocre life behind and step into a better brighter future. The only person stopping you is YOU. Stop denying yourself and become a man.
Change
Change starts from within, there’s no point in hitting the gym if you can’t change your internal paradigms. I have developed a 5 step program which helps any man to unleash the Alpha from within.
Step 1: 30 Days of Discipline
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Just remember, UV light - testicles - 200% .... a formula for winners (and tanned balls)
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- Roy
- Sep 24, 2007
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doing housework is great. my wife will grab my butt while im washing dishes over the sink
it gets me all fired up for the cucking she has planned for the evening
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- Inexplicable Humblebrag
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i hear microwaves are even better than UV light OP
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Aug 14, 2014 13:46
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- Pissed Ape Sexist
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This is why they got beat out by VHS males. Who needs better archival quality when you have tan balls
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- ReptileChillock
- Jan 7, 2014
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by Lowtax
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*looks around filthy basement*
hrmph, no Mother I won't clean up the cheeto stains because that would make me beta
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Aug 14, 2014 13:55
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- Cesar Cedeno
- May 9, 2011
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Can't post for 634 days!
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I really wanna see what Thanksgiving dinner is like 'round the Kibr family table, a gathering of transcendent super-beings no doubt.
*police show up for a domestic disturbance*
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Aug 14, 2014 14:01
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- Mulva
- Sep 13, 2011
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It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.
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Beta male poo poo is actually alpha male poo poo, the things random douches think of as "alpha" behavior is actually animals in confinement acting out their version of a psychotic break. Actual alphas in nature are basically your dad. If you made a wolf into a dude, he wouldn't be getting a facial tat and banging some random chick on a park bench just to show he doesn't give a gently caress, he'd be driving his daughter to soccer practice in a minivan and finding a sensible insurance policy.
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Aug 14, 2014 14:05
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- Inevitable
- Jul 27, 2007
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by Ralp
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Can't wait for OMEGA MALE poo poo
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Aug 14, 2014 14:10
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- Glasgow Kiss
- Dec 12, 2007
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Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
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i heard sucking dick can increase t levels
confirm/deny
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Aug 14, 2014 14:11
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- SirEvelynTremble
- Dec 25, 2013
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FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
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the husband in this video needs Mr Kibr's advice
Wife Beats The poo poo Out Of Her Husband
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Aug 14, 2014 14:17
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- Gasbraai
- Oct 25, 2010
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Lictor my Dictor
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I dont have a dedicated uv light, can I just sit in the sun with my sack hanging out for 20 minutes?
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Aug 14, 2014 14:18
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- Berious
- Nov 13, 2005
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thanks op i doubled my muscle mass but now i have melanoma of the sack
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Aug 14, 2014 14:22
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- Burt Sexual
- Jan 26, 2006
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Switchblade Switcharoo
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That's hardly a beating, but bitch dude is pretty beta.
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Aug 14, 2014 14:25
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- imranh
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That's hardly a beating, but bitch dude is pretty beta.
Yeah, he should piss on her to show his dominance.
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Aug 14, 2014 14:26
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- Fagmaster
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i do alphdolf hitler poo poo
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Aug 14, 2014 14:29
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- Cesar Cedeno
- May 9, 2011
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Can't post for 634 days!
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Beta male poo poo is actually alpha male poo poo, the things random douches think of as "alpha" behavior is actually animals in confinement acting out their version of a psychotic break. Actual alphas in nature are basically your dad. If you made a wolf into a dude, he wouldn't be getting a facial tat and banging some random chick on a park bench just to show he doesn't give a gently caress, he'd be driving his daughter to soccer practice in a minivan and finding a sensible insurance policy.
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Aug 14, 2014 14:34
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- SirEvelynTremble
- Dec 25, 2013
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FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
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Beta male poo poo is actually alpha male poo poo, the things random douches think of as "alpha" behavior is actually animals in confinement acting out their version of a psychotic break. Actual alphas in nature are basically your dad. If you made a wolf into a dude, he wouldn't be getting a facial tat and banging some random chick on a park bench just to show he doesn't give a gently caress, he'd be driving his daughter to soccer practice in a minivan and finding a sensible insurance policy.
Boogaleeboo will you be my dad? Cos my dad's Hitler and I hate him
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Aug 14, 2014 14:38
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- Azraelle
- Jan 13, 2008
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UV radiation to my balls sounds like a great idea, I've tried fire, low-level radiation, olive oil injection, prolonged arab-strapping, greenstuff, latex, menchurianing, moonstones, high-kinetic therapy, low-kinetic therapy, twisteraphy, primal scream therapy, acupuncture, acupressure, amomtizizing, sulphuric acid immersion, botoxing, psychotestecology and I still do housework and the old ball-and-chain doesn't accept the fact that my balls are in constant searing unbearable pain as an excuse and it is seriously killing me since I can barely move without feeling how my testes dangle as though they were filled with red-hot lead and this may be the increased masculinity I sorely need to tell her "shut up bitch" and declare to the world that although I hate all people I hate women the most.
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Aug 14, 2014 14:42
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- OXBALLS DOT COM
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by FactsAreUseless
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Young Orc
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The ball suntanning thing almost makes the op worth it
Almost
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Aug 14, 2014 15:01
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- ziasquinn
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My friend said olive oil was a good lube in a pinch (sans condom)
I was like wtf did you do to my olive oil
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Aug 14, 2014 15:08
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- Cesar Cedeno
- May 9, 2011
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Can't post for 634 days!
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My friend said olive oil was a good lube in a pinch (sans condom)
I was like wtf did you do to my olive oil
Is your friend a Roman? are you posting from ancient Rome?
Tell Cicero he's a oval office for me.
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Aug 14, 2014 15:10
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- Tarkus
- Aug 27, 2000
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I love how the people who spend pages writing about beta and alpha stuff are usually the most pathetic people around. I'm sure this guy has never even seen a pussy in real life.
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Aug 14, 2014 15:12
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- Solstice
- Mar 12, 2002
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Non-violent for the entire family!
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The people who try to live out this alpha bullshit must have miserable lives. I imagine them the same as libertarians where they can't live out their fantasy due to a combo of their real self being lovely and the world not working the way they think it should.
When they're younger they talk about how loving sluts owns but they'll wife up a 20-year old submissive virgin when they're older. When they're older they talk about how loving sluts owns and they never wanted a wife in the first place. When they're old they talk about how loving hookers owns and it's less expensive than the sluts they wouldn't enjoy loving or the wife they never wanted in the first place.
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Aug 14, 2014 15:16
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- ziasquinn
- Jan 1, 2006
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Fallen Rib
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Pretty sure the whole thing is a joke as indicated by the emphasis on uv radiation for testosterone
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Aug 14, 2014 15:19
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- Darth Freddy
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An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.
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Omega male here
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Aug 14, 2014 15:19
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- ziasquinn
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Trap sprung on myself
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Aug 14, 2014 15:20
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- ziasquinn
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I'm not trans I'm just a delta male.
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Aug 14, 2014 15:20
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- Solstice
- Mar 12, 2002
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Non-violent for the entire family!
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im a lamba male iykwim
(im gay)
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Aug 14, 2014 15:24
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- weirdly chilly pussy
- Oct 6, 2007
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Doing the dishes actually owns after another fairly epic dinner served by the missus.
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Aug 14, 2014 15:26
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- ghlbtsk
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these bath mats
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This is the reason VHS won the format war.
The opposition was too beta.
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