The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Dear Lord, pprotect this rocket house and all those that dwell within the rocket house...

I'm not greedy, as long as I've got my health, my millions of dollars, my gold house, and my rocket car; I don't need anything else.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 18:36

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# ? May 17, 2024 23:24

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Mister Kingdom posted:

I'm not greedy, as long as I've got my health, my millions of dollars, my gold house, and my rocket car; I don't need anything else.

Three...two...one...make rocket go now!

# ? Aug 31, 2014 19:05

Spectacle Rock: May 24, 2013

There's a mathematician, a different kind of mathematician, and a statistician.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 19:11

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

I will now read these special vows which TMMadman has prepared for this occasion.

"Do you, Skeesix, take TMMadman , in richness and in poorness" -- poorness is underlined -- "in impotence and in potence, in quiet solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey- navigated"... .

.. and it goes on like this.

Spending all weekend at the wedding of friends. Gimme some wedding-related quotes.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 19:14

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Vertical Lime posted:

I saw some awful things in 'Nam, but you really have to wonder at the mentality that would desecrate a helpless puma. I never thought I'd say this, but the no-goodniks rule this school.

That elephant ate my entire platoon...

# ? Aug 31, 2014 19:30

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

TMMadman posted:

Three...two...one...make rocket go now!

The word unblowupable is thrown around a lot these days but...

# ? Aug 31, 2014 19:31

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

IMJack posted:

I will now read these special vows which TMMadman has prepared for this occasion.

"Do you, Skeesix, take TMMadman , in richness and in poorness" -- poorness is underlined -- "in impotence and in potence, in quiet solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey- navigated"... .

.. and it goes on like this.

Spending all weekend at the wedding of friends. Gimme some wedding-related quotes.

From now on I'm only marrying for love... possibly once more for money.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 19:41

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

IMJack posted:

I will now read these special vows which TMMadman has prepared for this occasion.

"Do you, Skeesix, take TMMadman , in richness and in poorness" -- poorness is underlined -- "in impotence and in potence, in quiet solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey- navigated"... .

.. and it goes on like this.

Spending all weekend at the wedding of friends. Gimme some wedding-related quotes.

What is a wedding? Well, Webster's Dictionary defines a wedding as "the process of removing weeds from one's garden".

# ? Aug 31, 2014 19:42

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

IMJack posted:

I will now read these special vows which TMMadman has prepared for this occasion.

"Do you, Skeesix, take TMMadman , in richness and in poorness" -- poorness is underlined -- "in impotence and in potence, in quiet solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey- navigated"... .

.. and it goes on like this.

Spending all weekend at the wedding of friends. Gimme some wedding-related quotes.

CharlieFoxtrot and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country. Then he got his eyesight back. Suddenly the ugliest goon on Something Awful wasn't good enough for him!

# ? Aug 31, 2014 19:54

Jorghnassen: Oct 1, 2007; Glouton des fjords

The eating of an orange is a lot like a successful marriage.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 20:01

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Jorghnassen posted:

The eating of an orange is a lot like a successful marriage.

Nothing for me... I've got a class to teach!

# ? Aug 31, 2014 20:36

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

IMJack posted:

I will now read these special vows which TMMadman has prepared for this occasion.

"Do you, Skeesix, take TMMadman , in richness and in poorness" -- poorness is underlined -- "in impotence and in potence, in quiet solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey- navigated"... .

.. and it goes on like this.

Spending all weekend at the wedding of friends. Gimme some wedding-related quotes.

Stop! You can both marry me!

# ? Aug 31, 2014 21:36

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

How 'bout a crazy wedding
Where something happens, doot doot doot doo
Sorry for the poo poo post
Doot doot doot doo, doo doo doo doo doo

# ? Aug 31, 2014 21:40

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

MondayHotDog posted:

How 'bout a crazy wedding
Where something happens, doot doot doot doo
Sorry for the poo poo post
Doot doot doot doo, doo doo doo doo doo

We never had a wedding for the cat and the dog! They've been living in sin!

# ? Aug 31, 2014 21:44

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

We never had a wedding for the cat and the dog! They've been living in sin!

And talk about a preachy book! Everyone's a sinner... except this guy.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 21:45

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

MondayHotDog posted:

And talk about a preachy book! Everyone's a sinner... except this guy.

Have you ever sat down and actually read this thing? Technically going to the bathroom is a sin!

# ? Aug 31, 2014 21:47

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Have you ever sat down and actually read this thing? Technically going to the bathroom is a sin!

Yes, but doesn't the bible also say "Thou shall not take... moochers... into thy hut?"

# ? Aug 31, 2014 22:44

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

We never had a wedding for the cat and the dog! They've been living in sin!

I love you... in those colours!

Oh who am I kidding, the boathouse was the time! :sigh:

# ? Sep 1, 2014 00:40

J-Spot: May 7, 2002

After The War posted:

Yes, but doesn't the bible also say "Thou shall not take... moochers... into thy hut?"

Boy, time really flies when you're reading... The Bible!? Ewww!

# ? Sep 1, 2014 00:49

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

J-Spot posted:

Boy, time really flies when you're reading... The Bible!? Ewww!

The Good Book...on tape...ooohh...as read by Larry King.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 00:59

Trash Boat: Dec 28, 2012; VROOM VROOM

TMMadman posted:

The Good Book...on tape...ooohh...as read by Larry King.

Now, to put this tape where no one will ever listen to it.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 01:05

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Trash Boat posted:

Now, to put this tape where no one will ever listen to it.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 01:15

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Mister Kingdom posted:

And the Grammy for best hardcore metal album of the year goes to...SIMPSONS CHRISTMAS BOOGIE?!

# ? Sep 1, 2014 01:28

The SituAsian: Oct 29, 2006; I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Tatum Girlparts posted:

And the Grammy for best hardcore metal album of the year goes to...SIMPSONS CHRISTMAS BOOGIE?!

You beat Dexy's Midnight Runners :kiddo:

# ? Sep 1, 2014 01:41

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

I will now read these special vows which TMMadman has prepared for this occasion.

"Do you, Skeesix, take TMMadman , in richness and in poorness" -- poorness is underlined -- "in impotence and in potence, in quiet solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey- navigated"... .

.. and it goes on like this.

Spending all weekend at the wedding of friends. Gimme some wedding-related quotes.

Oh Princess fair, wilst thou grant me thine dainty hoof in marriage?

# ? Sep 1, 2014 02:09

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Oh Princess fair, wilst thou grant me thine dainty hoof in marriage?

It's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet but...

# ? Sep 1, 2014 02:30

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

jscolon2.0 posted:

It's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet but...

I'm a baaad widdle boy!

# ? Sep 1, 2014 02:56

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Ach! Wee bairn! Hie ye hence from me heath! :argh:

IMJack posted:

I will now read these special vows which TMMadman has prepared for this occasion.

"Do you, Skeesix, take TMMadman , in richness and in poorness" -- poorness is underlined -- "in impotence and in potence, in quiet solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey- navigated"... .

.. and it goes on like this.

Spending all weekend at the wedding of friends. Gimme some wedding-related quotes.

Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...

And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva...

So tweasure your wuv.

The Princess Bride thread is that-a-way, man!

# ? Sep 1, 2014 04:32

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

The Princess Bride thread is that-a-way, man!

♪ IT'S A HELL OF A..... THREEEEAAAAAAD! ♪

# ? Sep 1, 2014 04:44

The SituAsian: Oct 29, 2006; I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Jerusalem posted:

♪ IT'S A HELL OF A..... THREEEEAAAAAAD! ♪

Maybe it's the beer talking Jerusalem but you got a butt that won't quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr...... five dollars??!!!? get outta here.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 05:23

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

The SituAsian posted:

Maybe it's the beer talking Jerusalem but you got a butt that won't quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr...... five dollars??!!!? get outta here.

The SituAsian, you old honey dripper!

# ? Sep 1, 2014 05:43

ThNextGreenLantern: Feb 13, 2012

Do over Ham posted:

The SituAsian, you old honey dripper!

I can suck up to him, like the religious people suck up to God!

# ? Sep 1, 2014 05:52

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

ThNextGreenLantern posted:

I can suck up to him, like the religious people suck up to God!

Actually, ThNextGreenLantern, you and I worship the same God.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 06:05

ThNextGreenLantern: Feb 13, 2012

MondayHotDog posted:

Actually, ThNextGreenLantern, you and I worship the same God.

I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally proved there's no God.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 06:08

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

Actually, ThNextGreenLantern, you and I worship the same God.

Please do not offer my god a peanut.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 06:39

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.