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ThNextGreenLantern posted:This particular flag is ridiculously out-of-date. Hey, there's a new Mexico.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 03:07 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 10:58 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:We have some new pamphlets available in our church newsrack, including "Bible Bafflers," "Satan's Boners," "Good Grief! More Satan's Boners," and for the teens, "It's Not Cool to Fry in Hell." Card table for sale. Top badly damaged, leg missing, otherwise fine. One dollar or best offer.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 03:08 |
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IMJack posted:Card table for sale. Top badly damaged, leg missing, otherwise fine. One dollar or best offer. Free Tramampoline! Trampopoline!
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 03:11 |
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Technogeek posted:Only here, and in Mississippi. Yeah, right. No jury in the world would convict a baby. Mmm... maybe Texas.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 03:12 |
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ebilflindas posted:Look Homer, all of us pull a few boners now and then, go off half cocked, make asses of ourselves. So I don't wanna be hard on you, I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boys.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 03:37 |
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IMJack posted:Card table for sale. Top badly damaged, leg missing, otherwise fine. One dollar or best offer. Ninety dollars.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 04:01 |
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Writer Cath posted:Ninety dollars. And what do you get for the man who has everything? A tie rack motor!
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 04:31 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:Now Homer, I know what you're thinking. I want to take the pressure off. Now it doesn't take a whiz to know that you're looking out for number one. Well listen to me, and you'll make a big splash very soon. No offense lady, but what you don't know could fill a warehouse.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 04:46 |
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IMJack posted:Card table for sale. Top badly damaged, leg missing, otherwise fine. One dollar or best offer. Hmmm, one dollar? And it only transports matter? I'll give you 35 cents.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 04:58 |
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IMJack posted:Card table for sale. Top badly damaged, leg missing, otherwise fine. One dollar or best offer. Ooh! The Springfield Men's Shelter is giving away sixty soiled mattresses!
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 05:02 |
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Writer Cath posted:Ninety dollars. I'll give you fifty bucks.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 05:05 |
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Do over Ham posted:Ooh! The Springfield Men's Shelter is giving away sixty soiled mattresses! Two pizzas for the price of one at Doughy's!
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 05:13 |
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Do over Ham posted:Ooh! The Springfield Men's Shelter is giving away sixty soiled mattresses! Don't bring home any more used crutches...
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 05:15 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Two pizzas for the price of one at Doughy's! What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 05:33 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Don't bring home any more used crutches... And here I am using my own legs like a sucker.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 06:40 |
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Technogeek posted:Hey, there's a new Mexico. memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla. Keokuk. Cucamonga. Seattle!
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 07:02 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:And here I am using my own legs like a sucker. Make your move like this.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 07:03 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Don't bring home any more used crutches... Old newspapers!? Coat-hangers?! Expired medicine! Quick you fool, get them in the house!
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 07:17 |
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Everything Counts posted:What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad? That's right, keep eating... Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut! There is a poison one, isn't there, Do over Ham?
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 07:19 |
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IMJack posted:That's right, keep eating... Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut! Err...no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 07:44 |
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IMJack posted:That's right, keep eating... Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut! Oh...wouldn't you like to know.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 08:48 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Err...no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder. Ironic, isn't it Smithers. This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you!
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 09:36 |
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IMJack posted:Yeah, right. No jury in the world would convict a baby.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 13:31 |
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IMJack posted:That's right, keep eating... Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut! Come on, you're going to kill him with a pastry? I've seen this man eat a bowl of change.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 13:44 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Come on, you're going to kill him with a pastry? I've seen this man eat a bowl of change. I paid for a colossal donut and I'm going to get a colossal donut!
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 14:10 |
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Root Bear posted:I'll give you fifty bucks. No, just candy. Ninety dollars.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 14:15 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Come on, you're going to kill him with a pastry? I've seen this man eat a bowl of change. CharlieFoxtrot, he's out of control. He gave me a bad review. So my friend put a horse head on the bed. He ate the head and gave it a bad review! True story.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 15:31 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Err...no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder. drat their oily hides!
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 19:19 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Come on, you're going to kill him with a pastry? I've seen this man eat a bowl of change. That kid's like the roadrunner. He won't go down!
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 20:03 |
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Skeesix posted:drat their oily hides! I'll say. Look at that red-headed kid. There must be twenty dollars worth of grease on his forehead alone.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 21:06 |
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IMJack posted:That kid's like the roadrunner. He won't go down! Oh, that's nothing. He can HEAR pudding.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 21:18 |
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ThNextGreenLantern posted:Oh, that's nothing. He can HEAR pudding. No, they're really burning! I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-tip.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 22:20 |
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Applewhite posted:No, they're really burning! I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-tip. Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 02:06 |
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Applewhite posted:No, they're really burning! I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-tip.
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 04:15 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:Hospital, please. Did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 04:29 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:Hospital, please. gary oldman's diary was rushed to a nearby hospital where he was pronounced dead. He was then transferred to a better hospital, where doctors upgraded his condition to "alive".
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 04:42 |
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IMJack posted:where doctors upgraded his condition to "alive". No thanks to the plane.
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 04:46 |
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IMJack posted:gary oldman's diary was rushed to a nearby hospital where he was pronounced dead. Remember that old Plymouth we just couldn't fix?
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 04:54 |
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Jerusalem posted:No thanks to the plane. Pass me another hunk of co-pilot.
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 04:55 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:Remember that old Plymouth we just couldn't fix? You're a dull boy, jscolon2.0.
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 05:15 |