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Flytrap posted:Yeah, which is why should definitely get the next one. The non-numbered games have way less story than the numbered ones, and the ones they do have are just shirt little things or Bee's dancing extravaganza. "I read them for the articles!"
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anilEhilated posted:"I read them for the articles!" For real, this LP hasn't even gotten into the pain of how long the cutscenes in this thing can be sometimes. At one point while playing through story mode, I walked away, made dinner, ate dinner, had a beer, came back and there were still cutscenes playing. Story mode is the worst. Thank god there's non-storymode gameplay.
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Cheez posted:everything Japanese people give half a drat about is an arcade game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8cTdFqwdwc
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ArchetypeBlue posted:For real, this LP hasn't even gotten into the pain of how long the cutscenes in this thing can be sometimes. At one point while playing through story mode, I walked away, made dinner, ate dinner, had a beer, came back and there were still cutscenes playing. SOON. (Also I refuse to believe that my LP has made someone buy this.)
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Great Joe posted:He's not joking This looks like actual fun. I want to play table flipping physics simulator.
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CJacobs posted:This looks like actual fun. I want to play table flipping physics simulator. From what I've seen, that's half the point of Tabletop Simulator http://store.steampowered.com/app/286160/ The other half is people abusing  related loopholes (or things no one's bothered to take steps to stop yet, anyway) in order to play expensive and/or outright unavailable tabletop games.Often the two are combined; You start off with a semi-legal game of Dominion, then someone loses, and the table gets flipped.
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Well I know what I'm gonna be begging my other internet friends to buy and play with me for the next few days. Thanks!
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Pins posted:SOON. Me!
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Whatup, bad purchase decision/poor impulse control buddy!  aerion111 posted:From what I've seen, that's half the point of Tabletop Simulator
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Had this game been based on the anime of royalty, the Avatar series, I would have been one of the few that have bought it.
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The game itself is fun though. When you can play it. What the gently caress is going on most of the time I have no diea.
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Pins, you piece of poo poo, finish your LP. edit: holy poo poo im a loving prophet Great Joe fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Sep 6, 2014 |
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"Ninja magic lies Bloodshot eyeballs of sausage gently caress all anime"
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gently caress that other Naruto thread it doesn't have hentai discussion.
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"What the gently caress was Kakashi talking about with the third Hokage" Kakashi was the teacher of Sausage, Naruto and Pink-haired girl, and eventually Sausage betrayed them. The third Hokage (old dude you played as at the start) was the teacher of the three legendary Awesome Ninja - Jiraiya (dead) Tsunade (hasn't appeared yet but was the fifth Hokage before Danzo took over for like one week before getting murdered by Sausage) and Orochimaru. Orochimaru betrayed the village and the third Hokage had a chance to kill him as he was escaping, but couldn't go through with it. Years later, Orochimaru led an invasion against the village during the International Ninja Exams, and killed the third Hokage. Sausage was trying to kill his old teacher Kakashi, so parallels. Also all three of Kakashi's students went to train under their Awesome Ninja counterparts during the three year time-skip (Naruto/Jiraiya, Sausage/Orochimaru, Pinkhair/Tsunade). Also yeah this anime is horrible when it comes to depicting women. They are all either healers or illusionists and only like two of them aren't defined by their relationship with a man. sirtommygunn fucked around with this message at 11:18 on Sep 6, 2014 |
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Good to see the hentai train rolling again. As per your request, an explanatory haiku: Magic Bullshit Eyes Are much like masturbation Too much, you go blind.
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anilEhilated posted:"Ninja magic lies This one is good. Archenteron posted:Good to see the hentai train rolling again. As per your request, an explanatory haiku: This one is better 
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Okay that's it, no more madden gifs in this thread after this one. It's too perfect. And even I would ruin it with any more.
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Fun hentai facts: black haired one is always top, and blondie is always bottom. So now you know how Sausage/Naruto relationship works.
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Hey, people who remember this hentai more than me, did this game skip a scene after the Sasuke fight where red-haired girl sees how pink-haired girl hesitated from killing Sasuke and basically says "You're an idiot. That guy tried to kill me even though I was helping him, and then he tried to kill you. gently caress him, he's an rear end in a top hat". Because I think that is one of the few sensible things a female character does in the show. Or am I misremembering? Even though the next time she sees Sasuke she falls in love with him immediately. But it's the thought that counts.
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Pins posted:no  GJ rising from the dead man. But I'll be watching you. And the hentais. 
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Naruto is way too obsessed with Sausage considering they only dated for like, 3 months before Naruto went on a road trip with uncle Jiraiya and Sausage decided it would be a good idea to go live with uncle Michael Jackson.
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Nihilarian posted:Naruto is way too obsessed with Sausage considering they only dated for like, 3 months before Naruto went on a road trip with uncle Jiraiya and Sausage decided it would be a good idea to go live with uncle Michael Jackson.
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Hentai sausage-san we go to the White Castle sliders in my face
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I'm pretty sure the author admitted that he doesn't understand women at all, and so he tries to avoid writing them because he's really uncomfortable with it and would probably gently caress it up even harder than he actually does. Any anti-feminist leanings you see are from the author being a cis asian male with a terrible sex life. Water Walking is a simple technique taught to baby ninja. Using magic, they solidify the water under their feet to stand on it. I like to imagine that it looks like invisible magic stilts. Water Walking is taught after Tree Walking, which is how they stand on walls and ceilings. Naruto hasn't perfected his Blue Balls attack, and needs a shadow clone or two to form to help him shape it. The Blue Ball is basically three windstorms trapped together, and obviously the stupidest possible way to show that is with a weird polishing movement. Naruto's love of orange jumpsuits is never explained. Possible explanations include, but are not limited to: Bitter shopkeepers refused to sell him anything but; that it makes him harder to ignore (remember, to Naruto growing up all attention is positive attention); that it makes him look nothing like a ninja and thus it lets him blend in with civilians (and almost every mission interacts with civilians); or dude just loves orange jumpsuits. Magic Eyes are big deals because the author thinks they look cool. I'm dead serious. Originally they had cool visual powers that would obviously be a huge benefit for a ninja, but then the author decided that that wasn't enough, and now they can cast unbeatable spells with their eyes. It's really stupid and you should make fun of it.
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Wizard grabs blue balls Another wizard arrives Both are smoking wood
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Ninja eyes are playground superpowers. My eyes let me shoot black fire and summon this giant ghost samurai and it lets me perfectly copy anything you do. Well MY EYES make me functionally immortal since something something Well my eyes let me...uh...see Chakra?
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Rigged Death Trap posted:Ninja eyes are playground superpowers. My eyes let me post an uncensored wolfjob in my own thread. [REMOVED] Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Sep 8, 2014 |
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The reason why a second Naruto keeps showing up to polish his balls is because Naruto is pretty stupid and can't keep track of multiple things. Seriously. Narudad invented the big blue spinny orb attack (Rasengan, literally Spiralling Sphere) back when he was alive. He did it because his entire gimmick is that he's Way Fast and regular ninja magic requires hand seals to use and those take time so he made a spell that doesn't need any. Rasengan is a baseball-sized ball of pure magic spinning at super-high speed so it grinds whatever it touches down and then explodes violently enough to knock whoever got hit a few yards back. You're supposed to make it by concentrating magic into you hand, get it spinning in a bunch of directions way fast, then lock it down into a neat little sphere that becomes self-sustaining; all-in-all a third of a second's concentration for anyone halfway competent and it only takes one hand. But like I said, Naruto is stupid and can't focus well enough to do that. When he was first learning it he couldn't manage to do the "different directions" or the "lock it into a sphere" parts like a normal person so he had to slap his ball around with his other hand a bit to get it to form right. This made it take considerably longer to form than it should and also he had to take his eyes off his target for a while so eventually he figured out that having a shadow clone do the polishing for him works way better. This has a later side effect of making the ball way bigger than it was intended to be. Eventually he added a second clone into the polishing job when Awesome Ninja Jiraiya told him that putting Wind Magic into the ball would make it better. This created the Rasenshuriken: a man-sized green energy shuriken that's actually made up of millions of microscopic blades. Hitting someone with this damages both their nervous system and their internal magic network so it fucks them up right good and the damage can't be healed but it also fucks up Naruto's hand so bad he risks losing the use of it permanently, so he's only used it twice at the point in the story where the game is and only once on-screen. This'll get solved later.
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Canada's really loving cold Unless you live in the Okanagan Osoyoos is literally desert!? My haikus suck. 
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Ninjas wear coats when Weather outside is frightful And when it's sunny. Naruto is gay That line was not a joke Dude wants Sasuke's dick TwoPair fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Sep 6, 2014 |
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TwoPair posted:Ninjas wear coats when I wouldn't be surprised in the absolute slightest if the author admitted in some interview that he's been keeping it going for as long as he has to milk as much cash as he can out of the weeaboo yaoi fan-girl demographic. poo poo, how long is the series by now anyhow? I know I stopped before Killer Bee was introduced, so that would've been... What, Volume 50 or so? 
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The series is currently at chapter 691 and episode 345. Killer Bee was first introduced at chapter 408 and episode 142. The manga looks like it's going to end in a month or two, but it'll probably come back with a new title, Naruto GT or some poo poo.
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