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I'm not sure how far Chip or anyone has discussed the Gethjerk files in the game, but I saw some and they're kinda messed up. Mainly the Dough-Goo, which are apparently soldiers that are suspended in a fluid that totally liquefies them but preserves their consciousness and neural pathways. Dough-Goos are essentially sentient goo in power armor. Chew Dough-Goos are two milkshakes piloting one mech!
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Bruceski posted:That's gotta sting. Yeah, he'd be dead. From the blade.
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Sep 21, 2014 00:32
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Heh, you know...'cause of the blade.
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Sep 21, 2014 00:48
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Bruceski posted:That's gotta sting. Not so much. It will, however, leave a mark.
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Sgt Thud posted:Knowing the meanings of Guyzoch and Rhullo and such make Red's intros for Vorkken amusingly redundant though, so there's that. My favourite detail is that Vorkken's surname Ohgee is a pun on Ouji which means prince. Which means he basically says "My people call me Prince Vorkken, but I will allow you to call me Prince Vorkken."
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Sep 21, 2014 12:18
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Ohgee also happens to be the sound Wonder-Pink makes when she sees him.
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Some more trivia: If you die to Vorkken with Pink as the leader, you get a unique sound clip.
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ActionZero posted:My favourite detail is that Vorkken's surname Ohgee is a pun on Ouji which means prince. Which means he basically says "My people call me Prince Vorkken, but I will allow you to call me Prince Vorkken." "To my people, I am their beloved Vorkken O.G."
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Sep 21, 2014 14:58
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God drat, Doritos Loaded look absolutely horrific.
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Sep 22, 2014 08:41
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Mazed posted:God drat, Doritos Loaded look absolutely horrific. I tried them once, because I was at a low point and I figured, what the hell, I'll try anything once and it can't possibly kill me. I won't say it's the worst thing I've ever eaten, but it's drat sure everything it looks like. I can say without fear of contradiction that you could get exactly the same culinary experience for cheaper by microwaving a jar of Cheez Whiz until it just barely melts, pouring it into a bag of Doritos, and leaving it to sit for an hour while it drains to the bottom and cools off. Dr. Buttass fucked around with this message at 09:36 on Sep 22, 2014 |
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Sep 22, 2014 09:31
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I'd like to propose that Doritos Loaded get added to the pantheon of stereotypical goon food, alongside Cheetos and Mountain Dew.
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Sep 22, 2014 13:51
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I did a google search for Doritos Loaded and dear god  You go too far Doritos, you go too far. Also my inbuilt Firefox spellchecker gets upset at me if I don't capitalize Doritos 
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Sep 22, 2014 14:23
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Neruz posted:I did a google search for Doritos Loaded and dear god It's like one of those foods they're daring you to eat, like the Double Down. "Oh yeah? Well I bet you won't eat this, America!"
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Sep 22, 2014 17:31
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Monkey Fracas posted:It's like one of those foods they're daring you to eat, like the Double Down. I do not understand the mind of the person who thought that Doritos Loaded was a good idea. I especially do not understand the mind of the person who eats them (that person must exist or the product would never have made it past testing, which is the most frightening part.)
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Sep 22, 2014 18:06
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Doritos Loaded looks like the kind of thing Wonder Green would eat.
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Sep 22, 2014 18:09
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Imagine being one of the poor product testers! A big manufacturer like Doritos would have done extensive focus group testing before the launch, too. So quite a lot of people have to have eaten the things and given them good marks.
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Sep 22, 2014 18:11
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Loxbourne posted:So quite a lot of people have to have eaten the things and given them good marks. This is the most confusing aspect of Doritos Loaded, how did it make it part product testing? Howwwwww?!?!
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Sep 22, 2014 18:15
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Neruz posted:This is the most confusing aspect of Doritos Loaded, how did it make it part product testing? Howwwwww?!?! the same way that Taco Bell's Beefy Crunch Burritos got removed forever. Because people suck.
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Highwang posted:I'm not sure how far Chip or anyone has discussed the Gethjerk files in the game, but I saw some and they're kinda messed up. The Geathjerk files cover a lot of minor but really cool details, such as where the source species for some of the mecha kaiju come from, the personal behaviours and history of particular enemies, the sheer power (in that absurd, hyperbolic tokusatsu fashion) that some of them possess, but also why the Geathjerk attacks only come once every twenty years, and the history of the other Earth Defense Wars.
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Sep 22, 2014 18:55
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MachuPikacchu posted:Doritos Loaded looks like the kind of thing Wonder Green would eat. Wonder Green will try any food once.
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Sep 22, 2014 18:55
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Monkey Fracas posted:It's like one of those foods they're daring you to eat, like the Double Down. Haha, did someone say KFC Double Down
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Sep 22, 2014 19:21
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How'd the conversation drift to food anyway? Is that a fried chicken sandwich made out of fried chicken?
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Sep 22, 2014 19:55
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It's a slice of cheese and some bacon in-between two pieces of fried chicken.
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Sep 22, 2014 20:00
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How have you existed on the internet without hearing that?
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HGH posted:How'd the conversation drift to food anyway? I think there was a comment about it from the Wonderful Mart appearance?
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Sep 22, 2014 20:02
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HGH posted:How'd the conversation drift to food anyway? No, it's a double-chicken sandwich with no bun.
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Sep 22, 2014 20:18
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The theory is sound, I tell you! ...kinda misses the point of a low gluten substitute if you replace the buns with even more fried breading, though.
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Sep 22, 2014 20:53
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So a healthier version would used baked chicken instead of fried? And now I'm seriously wondering how you could make something like this "healthy".
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Sep 22, 2014 21:00
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By putting the two pieces of chicken on a plate, instead of pretending they're pieces of bread on a sandwich.
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Sep 22, 2014 21:11
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HGH posted:How'd the conversation drift to food anyway? I give you the McGangbang  A chicken sandwhich with two cheeseburgers as the buns.
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Sep 22, 2014 21:25
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There is a grilled chicken double down, but it doesn't hold together very well and is sorta slimy and gross.
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Kurieg posted:I give you the McGangbang Out-terrible each other with food pictures ITT let's go!  That is an apple pie.
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Sep 22, 2014 21:39
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Discendo Vox posted:I'd like to propose that Doritos Loaded get added to the pantheon of stereotypical goon food, alongside Cheetos and Mountain Dew. I'm confused, are there Doritos that aren't stereotypical goon food?
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Sep 22, 2014 21:52
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RareAcumen posted:Out-terrible each other with food pictures ITT let's go! That is a pie cosplaying as the Great Mighty Poo.
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RareAcumen posted:Out-terrible each other with food pictures ITT let's go! The mighty 100-Man Unite Apple Pie. When you are forced to consider the mechanical properties of the food you are making so the dang thing won't fall over you've probably gone too far.
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Sep 22, 2014 22:11
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RareAcumen posted:Out-terrible each other with food pictures ITT let's go! Monkey Fracas posted:The mighty 100-Man Unite Apple Pie. The outside is a caramel shell that you cut into and inside is a sizeable hollow with like 25 sliced up apples stacked up.
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RareAcumen posted:Out-terrible each other with food pictures ITT let's go! Let's not
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Sep 22, 2014 22:13
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The anti-food porn thread is thataway.
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Sep 22, 2014 22:48
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MachuPikacchu posted:Doritos Loaded looks like the kind of thing Wonder Green would eat. Nah, Wonder Green seems to be a guy who appreciates both quantity and quality.
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Mazed posted:Nah, Wonder Green seems to be a guy who appreciates both quantity and quality. But, they will offer him the deliciousness and portability a superhero-goon needs on the go in the fast paced environment of saving the world and pathetically hitting on other superheroes.
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