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Waffleman_ posted:Agreed 100%. Let's go court Queen Lean Cuisine and become our own ancestor. This. Close the circle of the ouroboros that is your family line. Also, realtalk, I always thought the spell Luminaire was supposed to be the Spirit Bomb. vv
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 04:34 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 12:27 |
C. Everett Koop posted:We need to Cuck the King.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 04:35 |
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Seize the throne by whatever means you see fit then switch to Glasses Goku.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 04:59 |
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Skip all that dialogue garbage and go straight for that Cathedral over that, it looks fancy.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 05:27 |
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Meet with the Queen and try and do the nasty in the pasty. And in the pasta, if at all possible.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 08:22 |
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Screw the kingdom, find this Lord Mags and help him TAKE OVER THE WORLD
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 08:37 |
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See if the queen is up to get high and make out. Goddamnit, this is going to work eventually.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 08:40 |
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Steal the Queen, take over Mags' position, start a new dynasty of terror.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 09:52 |
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Play the game as the designers intended. If you do you'll marry the princess and become king when the old man croaks anyway.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 10:25 |
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Carl The Shivan posted:Play the game as the designers intended. Marry the princess and kill the king.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 13:11 |
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Steal the queen. Kill Slash. Masquerade as Slash. Become buddies with Magus.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 14:09 |
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Blind Sally posted:It's some fellow in ancient Lean armour. The Blue Portal must've taken you back in time to the past! Back to Lean's medieval age! Goodness! GOKU just smoked a dank buttman and never paid much attention in history class, especially since Lean doesn't seem to have a school. But you know what he does remember? Blind Sally posted:You bet all of your money on the Steel Runner, a man dressed in a full replica suit of armour. For whatever reason, you felt this was a better choice than lithe dinosaur man, the cat, and trained military officer. Yup, Goku bet on the fella jogging around in his own body weight worth of metal. Get your money back from this Ren Faire motherfucker. GOKU got to get paid.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 17:05 |
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Geemer posted:Play the game as the designers intended. Marry the king and kill the princess.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 18:45 |
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Locate and bang CHCH's great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandma.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 19:01 |
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Tuxedo Ted posted:Ok, what you do do doesn't matter as much as what you DON'T This is very true. So follow this advice to the letter:
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 19:43 |
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Krad posted:Tell the guard that you come from the future and that you need his clothes. Then take them by seduction. I'm changing my vote.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 20:45 |
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You know something Goku, This *gentleman* in front of you kinda looks like the person who made you lose all your money because he sucked at running. Kick his rear end, maybe he has some of it on him. Also, if we're in the past, Time to screw with history in EVERY way possible!
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 21:23 |
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Try to get in contact with
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 21:58 |
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C. Everett Koop posted:We need to Cuck the King. I approve
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 23:25 |
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tinkerttoy posted:Locate and bang CHCH's great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandma. Bang somebody! Or Motorboat the guard's chest piece
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 23:36 |
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doing the obvious posted:Try to get in contact with No, Gato is clearly Ziggy. GOKU is Al.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 04:26 |
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C. Everett Koop posted:We need to Cuck the King. You look around. There isn't actually any princess or queen nearby. Heck, you don't even see a king around, just some dead imps and this guy in the armour suit. Gonna have to put this one on the back-burner, you suppose. I Am Just a Box posted:Get your money back from this Ren Faire motherfucker. GOKU got to get paid. Xenav posted:You know something Goku, This *gentleman* in front of you kinda looks like the person who made you lose all your money because he sucked at running. Kick his rear end, maybe he has some of it on him. You're still riding high, and this fellow does look an awful lot like the Steel Runner. You give him a beat down for losing the race. Unfortunately, you only find a couple bucks on him. Krad posted:Tell the guard that you come from the future and that you need his clothes. Then take them by force. You take some of his armour as payment. He won't be needing it. Cosmic Afro posted:Skip all that dialogue garbage and go straight for that Cathedral over that, it looks fancy. This is actually a great idea. You're all about efficiency. Also, you're super baked. A baked GOKU is a lazy GOKU. You don't want to help out any people in some castle. That cathedral looks as good a place as any to be. You know, just sneak into the back during a service and take a nap in the crowd. It's the perfect plan. You step into the cathedral just in time to see a sentient frog person behead a giant snake. You wonder if that Green Imp you smoked was laced with something. The frog person looks at you. LOOKS AT YOU. Oh god. What are you gonna do-- Might be that Imp, but you have no idea what the frog-man is saying to you. You think he wants help? You're not sure. You tell him your name is GOKU, and he introduces himself: Chrono Trigger OST - Frog's Theme What happens next on Dragon Ball? Also, what shall FROG's name be? Sally fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Sep 27, 2014 |
# ? Sep 27, 2014 04:32 |
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Let's keep the theme. GOKU's trusty animal friend shall be Waffleman_ fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Sep 27, 2014 |
# ? Sep 27, 2014 04:36 |
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TOAD
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 04:41 |
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That's definitely PCLO.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 04:41 |
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Him name is HPKN green frog.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 04:41 |
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PCLO got really short dude.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 04:41 |
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Mr. PCLO!
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 04:48 |
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Call him FRANK Again, in NG+++++++ it should let you go over the character limit.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 05:06 |
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FRG In the Original Japanese version of this game this character talked like an extremely brusque, rude, foul mouthed Yakuza member. We will never know why they just did a literal translation and then poorly add "olde timeye suffixese'. If it was ever done correctly it was most likely an accident.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 05:07 |
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DoctorStrangelove posted:Call him FRANK You're thinking of Chrono Cross.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 05:11 |
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Name him WEED, attempt to smoke him, and hit on some naga things. GOKU's way too high for this poo poo.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 05:17 |
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Let's be silly and name him GLEN
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 05:58 |
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His name is clearly PICL
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 06:05 |
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ultrafilter posted:Him name is HPKN green frog.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 06:06 |
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Considering the frog's role in the story ahead, I think Krln is an appropriate name.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 06:11 |
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FROG? TOAD? GLEN? GREN? FROG and TOAD are FRIENDS. You deserve a medal. Of some sort.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 06:23 |
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You follow your new found friend deeper into the cathedral, using a trap door unlocked by mashing your potato hands on the organ. It's more treacherous going than you expect. Well, PCLO takes care of most things in the way, GOKU just kind of watches. Only, PCLO dispatches enemies in the most horrific and gruesome ways possible. I mean, seriously, you thought murdering and Imp and smoking it in front of its friends was hardcore. But no, PCLO is moreso. PCLO is--OH GODS, DID A CHUNK OF NAGA JUST GET STUCK TO YOUR FACE?! You plod on, deeper and darker into this nightmare you go, becoming more drenched with the entrails of your foes. PCLO seems to be having fun. Right? Your high or buzz or whatever is definitely gone. This horror show has done more to sober you up than any amount of coffee or nap time in a Lean lock-up could ever hope to do--AHHHHHHHH WHAT IS THAT!?!? Your mind has shut off by the time you reach the bottom level. You have found Queen Lean, captured by the chancellor who was actually a giant bug, YKRA, in disguise--or so the monster monologes before PCLO grabs hold of him. You see what PCLO does to the being--it is slow, and violent, and evil--but none of it registers. It sort of just washes over you. You go stand with the Queen in the other room to wait while PCLO does his thing. She is grateful you rescued her. She calls you a great warrior and thanks you. You mumble something, but it's half-hearted. She asks if there is anything she could do to help ease your apparent suffering. What next?
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 06:41 |
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Request that she have PCLO executed for war crimes.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 07:32 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 12:27 |
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Let's get meta here. Please do not do the thing most people will vote for.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 07:34 |