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Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Shima Honnou posted:

Say hello to your new TNA champion, Ray Miatt!

he's obviously going to manage them. and by the time that's done tna won't exist anymore anyway

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Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Fat Lowtax posted:

Imagine what would happen if a woman had a gimmick that wasn't "~crazy~"

Uh, Emma's gimmick is "dances"? So is Naomi's. Whole lot of variety in the division.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Jiro posted:

Yes.........He is Mr. Hands.

Jiro, be straight up with me. Did Mr. Hands die

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Otto von Ruthless posted:

hmmm, interesting thought. Slutty maybe?

Natalya isn't crazy, she just farts a lot and gives bad gifts

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

TheKingslayer posted:

Welp. I'm scared of the outside now.

As any true Goon would be.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

Otto von Ruthless posted:

hmmm, interesting thought. Slutty maybe?

Mmmmmm. She needs to find her sensuality.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Guys it's obviously gonna be the Gobbledygooker.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

Luigi Thirty posted:

Is he more or less autistic than Emma?

Less

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Brie Bella has her gimmick of WA WA WA WA WA WHEEEEEEEEE

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Shima Honnou posted:

Say hello to your new TNA champion, Ray Miatt!

They couldn't bumble him any more than WWE did.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

it's going to be a hand

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
What happened to Tamina anyway? Not that she was any good, but she sort of broke off from AJ and then disappeared.

Gaspar Lewis
Nov 30, 2007

by Lowtax
Logically Bayley would pick up the push they took from Emma.

Switch them and repackage Emma as a hard-drinking bonzer shiela.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Mister E posted:

Mmmmmm. She needs to find her sensuality.

I think she needs to find some BOOBS

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

No wait this is better than the Gooker do this WWE please.

Big Show's sensitivity training is a rebirthing done by the Wyatts.

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


Fun Shoe

Fat Lowtax posted:

Imagine what would happen if a woman had a gimmick that wasn't "~crazy~"

So imagine Vince is dead and HHH fired kevin Dunn?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

NickRoweFillea posted:

Jiro, be straight up with me. Did Mr. Hands die

Mr. Hands did die, but only to be REBORN! FOLLOW THE BUZZARDS! :shepface:

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
That promo was good

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

DeathChicken posted:

Brie Bella has her gimmick of being obnoxiously drunk and also daniel bryan's wife

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Cue up the True Detective theme

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

StarkRavingMad posted:

What happened to Tamina anyway? Not that she was any good, but she sort of broke off from AJ and then disappeared.

Blew out her knee and she's out till sometime next year.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

It's gonna be StarPunk.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Mister E posted:

Mmmmmm. She needs to find her sensuality.

She needs to find her tits!

*Dunn.gif here*

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



DeathChicken posted:

Brie Bella has her gimmick of BRIE MOOOOOOOODE

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

it's going to be a hand

Its going to be Vince McMahon

Mukaikubo
Mar 14, 2006

"You treat her like a lady... and she'll always bring you home."
Who could be Sister Abigail


Could it be the most cult-ishly charismatic female wrestler in developmental?

Could it be the person who inspires rabid devotion in the fanbase?

Could it be the "face" who's teased getting tougher?

BAYLEY IS SISTER ABIGAIL AND PLAYING THE LONG CON! WAKE UP SHEEPLE :lost:

AlmightyPants
Mar 14, 2001

King of Scheduling
Pillbug
These Wyatt promos are loving amazing. I want to see the footage they didn't use!

Also, Paige has great entrance music and I wish they would give her and Emma a program. Hell, they had arguably the 4 best main roster female wrestlers in the ring at the same time and gave them less than 5 minutes. That sucks poo poo through a straw.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

StarkRavingMad posted:

What happened to Tamina anyway? Not that she was any good, but she sort of broke off from AJ and then disappeared.

Tore her ACL in the Divas battle royal

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004

StarkRavingMad posted:

What happened to Tamina anyway? Not that she was any good, but she sort of broke off from AJ and then disappeared.

Injured.

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
I kind of want AJ and Paige to just stand in the background of every segment and react to things.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Pariah Rex posted:

I don't want Charlotte to come to the main roster unless Kevin Dunn dies, I don't need to see her lose 1 minute parity matches.
I think HHH would kill Dunn if he tried his bullshit on Ric Flair's daughter

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

Luigi Thirty posted:

I think she needs to find some BOOBS

Teehehehehehehehehehehehe

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Luigi Thirty posted:

Blew out her knee and she's out till sometime next year.

Well, that explains it.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Roman Reigns posted:

Its going to be Vince McMahon

It's going to be the One Man Band

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

IT'S COMING...The RAW New Year's Special!

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Fibby Boy posted:

So Rowan is having a baby?

no Rowan is the baby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr216HObUIA

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

pretend i posted brie mode but with a bunch of caps and tildes

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Happy birthday Bruno :)

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Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Hahaha gently caress you Larry Zbyszko

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