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owDAWG
May 18, 2008
At the place I used to work I waited almost a month before applying patches system wide. The week before I would deploy it to pilot/qa/dev boxes. Unless it is a big security vulnerability which happens 2-3 times a year then we would roll that out in a couple days. Keep in mind that patching is only part of the security equation; you also have virus protection, external firewall, web filtering appliances not to mention other intrusion prevention technologies and strategies in place.

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hanyolo
Jul 18, 2013
I am an employee of the Microsoft Gaming Division and they pay me to defend the Xbox One on the Something Awful Forums

Tab8715 posted:

For organizations that don't deploy windows updates to desktops immediately after release, how do you keep the latest security threat out?

If you have a IDP/IPS system facing the Internet and a reasonable network engineer they can simply block the attacks on that (e.g. the Signatures for shellshock came out pretty much straight after they announced it, and you could have written your own worst case). and they will never reach your "vulnerable" server. Obviously doesn't stop attacks internally.

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

adorai posted:

hahahahahaha

try reimaging hundreds of PCs over <10mbps WAN links.

Uh well, there's this thing called Multicast.

DrAlexanderTobacco posted:

Money/lack thereof is viewed as most important because historically, that's what informants/spies fall for. If you have a weakness it's important to demonstrate how you're actively working to resolve that weakness.

Here's a list of judgements from 2012. Industrial, but other categories are listed on the site as well.

http://www.dod.mil/dodgc/doha/industrial/2012.html

Dude, you missed a loving gem:

quote:

Case Number: 11-05850.h1
Sexual Behavior; Personal Conduct
12/26/2012

On one occasion in 1991 and again on two occasions in 1995, Applicant downloaded pornographic images or erotic stories onto the company computer in his office. In doing so he misused the IT system. In 1997 or 2001, he deliberately downloaded and viewed nude and pornographic images of what he believed to be prepubescent girls in provocative poses. As recently as 2007, he downloaded and viewed adult pornography as well as Japanese cartoon images and animations and Hentai images and animations. While there is evidence of credible adverse information provided by Applicant regarding his downloading and viewing of pornographic images of prepubescent females, as well as evidence of his downloading and viewing adult pornography and cartoon pornography, there is insufficient evidence to conclude that Applicant deliberately provided false or misleading information concerning the issue of child pornography. To the contrary, with the exception of the actual year in issue (1997 or 2001), Applicant has been consistent in his rendition of the facts. Disagreeing with summarized unverified information in the record is not the same as deliberately lying or recanting what has been characterized as previous “admissions.” There are no significant questions about Applicant’s reliability, trustworthiness, and ability to protect classified information Clearance is granted. CASE NO: 11-05850.h1

What loving goon was this?

Zero VGS fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Oct 17, 2014

Fiendish Dr. Wu
Nov 11, 2010

You done fucked up now!

DrAlexanderTobacco posted:

Money/lack thereof is viewed as most important because historically, that's what informants/spies fall for. If you have a weakness it's important to demonstrate how you're actively working to resolve that weakness.

Here's a list of judgements from 2012. Industrial, but other categories are listed on the site as well.

http://www.dod.mil/dodgc/doha/industrial/2012.html

This is fascinating.

Went looking through 2009 entries trying to find mine but I keep seeing some crazy results... murder = granted, debt = denied, drug dealer = granted, drug user = denied

anyways

edit: pedophile / hentai dude = granted :negative:

edit 2: seriously what the gently caress, in order

quote:

Case Number: 11-08262.h1
Financial
12/26/2012

Applicant has been accumulating delinquent debts since 2006. Some were attributable to a marital breakup, but most of them were incurred as a result of an extra-marital affair beginning in July 2008 and two children born during that affair. Applicant filed a Chapter 13 bankruptcy petition in February 2012, but it was dismissed because he was unable to attend the creditors’ meeting due to serious illness. He filed his petition again in August 2012. As of the date the record closed, his Chapter 13 payment plan had not been confirmed. Clearance is denied. CASE NO: 11-08262.h1

Case Number: 11-05850.h1
Sexual Behavior; Personal Conduct
12/26/2012

On one occasion in 1991 and again on two occasions in 1995, Applicant downloaded pornographic images or erotic stories onto the company computer in his office. In doing so he misused the IT system. In 1997 or 2001, he deliberately downloaded and viewed nude and pornographic images of what he believed to be prepubescent girls in provocative poses. As recently as 2007, he downloaded and viewed adult pornography as well as Japanese cartoon images and animations and Hentai images and animations. While there is evidence of credible adverse information provided by Applicant regarding his downloading and viewing of pornographic images of prepubescent females, as well as evidence of his downloading and viewing adult pornography and cartoon pornography, there is insufficient evidence to conclude that Applicant deliberately provided false or misleading information concerning the issue of child pornography. To the contrary, with the exception of the actual year in issue (1997 or 2001), Applicant has been consistent in his rendition of the facts. Disagreeing with summarized unverified information in the record is not the same as deliberately lying or recanting what has been characterized as previous “admissions.” There are no significant questions about Applicant’s reliability, trustworthiness, and ability to protect classified information Clearance is granted. CASE NO: 11-05850.h1

Case Number: 11-05441.h1
Financial Considerations
12/26/2012

Applicant accumulated significant federal and state tax liabilities as well as delinquent consumer debts, following his wife's loss of her two jobs. While he has made some payment progress with his state tax debts through a payment plan, he and his wife have not been able to establish any payment plans to date to address their remaining debts. Contemplating Chapter 7 bankruptcy relief, they have taken no substantive steps to date to pursue bankruptcy protection. Financial concerns are not mitigated. Clearance is denied. CASE NO: 11-05441.h1

BANKRUPTCY = DENIED
PEDOPHILE = GRANTED
BANKRUPTCY = DENIED

:suicide:

Fiendish Dr. Wu fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Oct 17, 2014

Gucci Loafers
May 20, 2006

Ask yourself, do you really want to talk to pair of really nice gaudy shoes?


I think there more looking for honesty, we've all done stupid poo poo.

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy
Actually yeah if you search the word "porn" on that page there's a lot of fascinating stuff. People will fess up to a lot.

Fiendish Dr. Wu
Nov 11, 2010

You done fucked up now!

Tab8715 posted:

I think there more looking for honesty, we've all done stupid poo poo.

I'm going to agree with you just to stop this conversation from happening :)

edit

Zero VGS posted:

Actually yeah if you search the word "porn" on that page there's a lot of fascinating stuff. People will fess up to a lot.

Every other porn result from 2012 is denied. Except hentai dude. He got his.

Ok sorry I said I wasn't having this conversation :downs:

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Tab8715 posted:

I think there more looking for honesty, we've all done stupid poo poo.

"It's okay to be a pedophile as long as you're honest about it!"

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
You can't blackmail someone who isn't ashamed of their perversion.

My favorite anecdote when it comes to espionage is Robert Hanssen's insistence on being paid in diamonds.

It seems to me that unless you already have a bunch of contacts in the diamond business it'd be really obvious.

Why not gold, or wads of cash?

Gucci Loafers
May 20, 2006

Ask yourself, do you really want to talk to pair of really nice gaudy shoes?


CLAM DOWN posted:

"It's okay to be a pedophile as long as you're honest about it!"

Stupid poo poo is not ok.

On the flipside, the FBI will fire you for smoking weed but beating your wife is acceptable.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Tab8715 posted:

Stupid poo poo is not ok.

On the flipside, the FBI will fire you for smoking weed but beating your wife is acceptable.

A lot of agencies are reconsidering their prior use policies (CIA has the lowest at 12 months) since so many IT people have smoked week/taken shrooms/bumped some molly before.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Morning, thread.

I've been reading this off and on recently because since May I was basically forced into a weird IT role at my company.

Background:

I was hired to do QA for the e-commerce team in June of 2013, but we lost our VERY LARGE client back in March/April of 2014. There wasn't enough e-commerce clients to support a full QA staff, so everyone but me and one contractor were fired...that included two other QA guys, one part-time QA intern, and the QA manager. It was then found there still wasn't enough QA to keep me AND the contractor busy, so since he was cheaper to keep as the full-time QA (not having to pay benefits and whatnot,) I was then "shuffled" into a weird role of QA when they need it...and IT support the rest of the time as part of the managed support team.

Our company does both e-commerce development, AND managed support...and infrastructure designs, sales, and installations...the idea was we'd be a "one stop shop" for companies wanting to rebuild a new web presence from scratch. But the infrastructure and support teams branched out well beyond just e-commerce customers, and now we support a wide array of small and mid-sized businesses.

They decided to put me in this role because, as a result of losing the large client (that paid money to ALL of our teams,) lay offs were made everywhere, and lots of jobs got merged. I had "good technical skills" so they figured they could save money by having me do some lower-level IT stuff and get rid of the higher paid guys. The problem here is that I am NOT an IT guy. Before working in QA, I worked a as biomedical technician...fixing and testing medical devices. I did a little IT stuff there, but 90% of the time I could pass anything related to that to a hospital's IT team.

Do I have better than average computer/IT skills? Sure, but mostly on a personal/desktop level, not enterprise/server level. So since May, I've been pretty much thrown to the wolves most of the time to figure out the problem of the day/week as it comes in. It sucks, especially since we've since gotten on a few more customers, but haven't increased staffing...in fact, we've lost 3 more people who quit since then. So while I'd LOVE to actually take a course in something...anything...(I suppose starting with some Windows Server basics would be a good place to start,) there's been no time for that, and I don't really know where to start. While most of the time I do basic things like help-desk, or server patching, sometimes I fall into major issues that no one else has time for, and I feel like I'm wasting half my time on it just googling the issues and trying to find some KB article or forum posting that matches my problem.

I'm wondering if there's a good online repository for classes or training I can look at. Free is obviously best, but I don't mind paying a little if it's a good quality (and I can probably get my department to reimburse me.) As said, the biggest problem is not even really knowing where to start. I don't want to take some course on Windows Server 2012 if it's a course that assumes I'm already intimately familiar with Server 2008, for instance.

Should I just start poking around Udemy, Coursera, EdX, etc...?

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy
Put it this way, I found out that the contract IT guy I'm replacing, he's sort of mediocre, very basic skills, but they had to pay the contractor company $80 an hour for him. Suddenly I'm a bargain. They probably want the same thing out of you. If you're already in-house and can handle tickets they stand to save a ton of money with no commitment of hiring another full-time with benefits or paying out the rear end for a contractor.

Anyway, Windows Server 2012 is available as a free, half-a-year trial. It took me a day to install it on two laptops, install the included Hyper-V on both of them, then create VMs for two domain controllers with DNS, print server, spiceworks, WSUS, RDP server, all that good stuff.

Just try it out and you'll probably learn a ton, maybe watch some Youtubes. If you can get your work to pay for Microsoft Certified Solutions Expert (MCSE) then that's fantastic, but it's not a requirement.

There's basically no difference at all in Windows Server 2003/2008/2012 except they keep fixing bugs, adding more features, and loving with the user interface. The things you want to learn like Active Directory and Group Policy don't really change that much. Learn the newest poo poo because it will carry backwards and people are only going to continue to upgrade.

skipdogg
Nov 29, 2004
Resident SRT-4 Expert

What kind of problems are you running into? A lot of what you'll learn you just learn on the job as you do it. I've been doing this a long time, and have all sorts of training and certs and my job still boils down to <google issue>, <fix issue>.

You can always ask in the Windows thread, most of us would be happy to point you in the right direction, but really I've just learned by doing mostly. The books and courses can teach you about the systems and make you aware of features, but won't be that helpful when troubleshooting problems.

Dark Helmut
Jul 24, 2004

All growns up

QA is an extremely marketable skill set and my top QA people make every bit as much as senior devs. Assuming you have good interpersonal skills, you are an arm and a leg over most QA people (this is a generalization, because there are a LOT of foreign/H1B testers) so why change fields? It sounds like your company might be in the decline so I'm trying to wrap my head around why you are switching into a more competitive arena just to stay around.

Admittedly, I have no idea how long you had been testing, or if you even like it. Or how the market is where you live/work...

Honest Thief
Jan 11, 2009
What's BPM like? For some reaosn, this IT company I got hired wants me to start on their project there, but I've been trying to go with web development, started with .NET and been there for the past two years, so this move seems more like a shift than anything.
I don't want to start anything on a place I've not even started working, but..

Honest Thief fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Oct 17, 2014

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

skipdogg posted:

What kind of problems are you running into? A lot of what you'll learn you just learn on the job as you do it. I've been doing this a long time, and have all sorts of training and certs and my job still boils down to <google issue>, <fix issue>.

All over the map. This past week, I dealt with a massive backup issue at one customer, I just did a McAfee vulnerability scan for another customer (admittedly, that's literally clicking a few buttons on McAfee's portal,) I've done some minor re-configs for firewalls/spam filters/similar devices, and then just some general Windows Server things like updates to GPO, some minor AD changes, fixing broken Windows update problems, etc...

Dark Helmut posted:

QA is an extremely marketable skill set and my top QA people make every bit as much as senior devs. Assuming you have good interpersonal skills, you are an arm and a leg over most QA people (this is a generalization, because there are a LOT of foreign/H1B testers) so why change fields? It sounds like your company might be in the decline so I'm trying to wrap my head around why you are switching into a more competitive arena just to stay around.

Admittedly, I have no idea how long you had been testing, or if you even like it. Or how the market is where you live/work...

Well, I didn't have much choice in going to the new position...my options were transition to a support role, or quit.

I had also never done any QA before coming here, so I really don't have a lot of marketable QA skills as far as I'm concerned, other then knowledge of a couple platforms (TFS/Test Manager, mostly.) I had no desire to go back to my last job or anything like it, and there aren't a lot of tech places in the area, so I figured a goo-=paying job that I can get more skills and knowledge from is better than anything else I could find.

Honestly, the company was in decline for a while, but is picking itself up again (at least on the support and enterprise infrastructure sides.) Though it sucked at the time, losing the giant client and the massive gravy-train cash flow it brought in was the best thing to happen here in years, from what I've seen. It forced the owners and managers to re-evaluate how they do business and realize that what worked in the mid 90's at the birth of e-commerce and whatnot doesn't really work anymore.

DrBouvenstein fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Oct 17, 2014

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.
I just had an interesting recruiter call.

:phoneb: I read on your resume that you aren't interested in contract positions, does this also go for "contract to hire" positions?
:phone: Since the only difference between the two is a small promise then yes, that does include "contract to hire".
:phoneb: Thank you for your honesty. Do you have anyone in your network with your skillset that would like a contract position?
:phone: Nope, not at this time.
:phoneb: Would you mind please sending this job description to your entire network anyway?
:phone: Thanks and have a gre..... umm what was that last part?
:phoneb: Would you mind please sending this job description to your entire network anyway?
:phone: I thought I just told you I didn't know anybody that met your criteria?
:phoneb: Sorry for the confusion. In my experience with my own network I find that I am not up to date with everyone skills.
:phone: How about I leave the recruiting work to you.

Che Delilas
Nov 23, 2009
FREE TIBET WEED

Sickening posted:

I just had an interesting recruiter call.

Way to be a team player.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
A lazy recruiter that wants you to do their job for them?? :monocle:

Che Delilas
Nov 23, 2009
FREE TIBET WEED

stubblyhead posted:

A lazy recruiter that wants you to do their job for them?? :monocle:

What did I just say...

Dark Helmut
Jul 24, 2004

All growns up

Sickening posted:

I just had an interesting recruiter call.

:phoneb: I read on your resume that you aren't interested in contract positions, does this also go for "contract to hire" positions?
:phone: Since the only difference between the two is a small promise then yes, that does include "contract to hire".
:phoneb: Thank you for your honesty. Do you have anyone in your network with your skillset that would like a contract position?
:phone: Nope, not at this time.
:phoneb: Would you mind please sending this job description to your entire network anyway?
:phone: Thanks and have a gre..... umm what was that last part?
:phoneb: Would you mind please sending this job description to your entire network anyway?
:phone: I thought I just told you I didn't know anybody that met your criteria?
:phoneb: Sorry for the confusion. In my experience with my own network I find that I am not up to date with everyone skills.
:phone: How about I leave the recruiting work to you.

lol. Shameless...

For real though, in right to work states like VA and possibly beyond, CtH is very, very different than contract, and is in fact more like direct hire.

In my state, you can be fired at any time for any reason, so there really is no more security in full time roles, it's just perceived that there is. A CtH is just a different way for companies to onboard a full time resource, similar to buying a car with cash up front or making payments (6 month contract to hire). In addition, it's sometimes actually an advantage for the employee. If you find yourself in a job that you hate, would you rather show that you left a full time job after 6 months (or be trapped!) or would you like the natural escape hatch that CtH provides so you can just call it a 6 month contract?

There are no guarantees in a CtH, but if you have a good recruiter and make the most of your conversations with the hiring manager, you should feel good about it before you go in.

Anyway, that recruiter just sounds like another one of the idiots that gives us a bad name.

/recruiterspeak

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

Dark Helmut posted:

lol. Shameless...

For real though, in right to work states like VA and possibly beyond, CtH is very, very different than contract, and is in fact more like direct hire.

In my state, you can be fired at any time for any reason, so there really is no more security in full time roles, it's just perceived that there is. A CtH is just a different way for companies to onboard a full time resource, similar to buying a car with cash up front or making payments (6 month contract to hire). In addition, it's sometimes actually an advantage for the employee. If you find yourself in a job that you hate, would you rather show that you left a full time job after 6 months (or be trapped!) or would you like the natural escape hatch that CtH provides so you can just call it a 6 month contract?

There are no guarantees in a CtH, but if you have a good recruiter and make the most of your conversations with the hiring manager, you should feel good about it before you go in.

Anyway, that recruiter just sounds like another one of the idiots that gives us a bad name.

/recruiterspeak

In any of those situations does the CtH get the same bennifits as the full time employee? Same pto, medical, 401k, the works?

Che Delilas
Nov 23, 2009
FREE TIBET WEED

Dark Helmut posted:

In my state, you can be fired at any time for any reason, so there really is no more security in full time roles, it's just perceived that there is. A CtH is just a different way for companies to onboard a full time resource, similar to buying a car with cash up front or making payments (6 month contract to hire). In addition, it's sometimes actually an advantage for the employee. If you find yourself in a job that you hate, would you rather show that you left a full time job after 6 months (or be trapped!) or would you like the natural escape hatch that CtH provides so you can just call it a 6 month contract?

Helmut, your posts in this thread (these threads? I can never keep track who posts where, between the three threads here and the ones in CoC) are informative and I always enjoy seeing another perspective of the employer/recruiter/employee system. Especially since you seem to be one of the recruiters who actually work with people and businesses, rather than just spray gallons of spunk indiscriminately across linkedin without considering skills or job requirements or basically anything at all. I may not agree with everything you say, but it's usually at least worth consideration. So don't take what I'm about to say next personally.

For the love of all that is holy, don't ever use that bolded term the way you just did. I know it's probably a recruiter thing and you talk that way among your recruiter colleagues and probably a lot of businesses' hiring departments and you don't actually think of people as disposable cow patties that terrible companies can get on the cheap to heat the building. But calling someone a loving resource is some of the most dehumanizing bullshit I can think of in the business world. It's pretty much the fastest way a company or recruiter can get on my permanent poo poo list; it screams that they aren't paying attention, don't consider me any different from anyone else they deal with, don't give a single gently caress, and consequently will not put in any effort to actually matching me up with a job that fits my skills at all.

I don't expect you to treat me like a sultan. I don't expect you to learn my family history and my life story. I don't expect you to actually care about me on a personal level. I realize you have to deal with uncountable applicants and they all start to run together after a while. I just want you to make the smallest amount of effort to make me think that you will treat me like a person. Treat me with respect. Calling me a resource sends the message that you are actively trying to do the opposite, and moreover that you don't care if I know that.

--- :rant: over. ---

As to the actual content of your post, I am going to say it's not our fault that businesses in this country can no longer be trusted to keep any kind of faith with their employees. At-will employment (I'm pretty sure you meant at-will, not right-to-work, right?) certainly means that permanent positions don't technically offer any more job security than contract positions. But a job posting for an actual permanent position carries the implication that the business has long-term, open-ended need for someone in that position, while contract and cth mean that they have some specific work they want done and may not need you any longer after that.

I'm glad that you apparently work with some businesses that use cth to screen candidates and actually hire people on a permanent basis, but I'm sure you can't deny that plenty of them use it to attract a larger number of applicants that they would otherwise not be able to select from, knowing that they only need specific work done and have no intention of hiring on a permanent basis. Promises are worth exactly nothing, and until business culture or the law changes, any smart job seeker is going to treat "6 month contract-to-hire" as "6 month contract." If you're fine with contract work, that's fine, but it's just automatically riskier if you are actively seeking a permanent position.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Contract to hire is how you get schmucks to plan and act for the future of their work without having to offer them anything back. Its amazing, really.

Also, resources lolol people are literally commodities

sanchez
Feb 26, 2003
I'd rather be called a resource than an associate, which seems to be the lowest possible title a company can give someone while acknowledging they are possibly employed there.

Fiendish Dr. Wu
Nov 11, 2010

You done fucked up now!
human...











resources

Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.

Dark Helmut posted:

A CtH is just a different way for companies to onboard a full time resource, similar to buying a car with cash up front or making payments (6 month contract to hire).
I'd love to know which companies you work with that pay their FTEs' entire annual salary up front :yum:

Gucci Loafers
May 20, 2006

Ask yourself, do you really want to talk to pair of really nice gaudy shoes?


Sickening posted:

In any of those situations does the CtH get the same bennifits as the full time employee? Same pto, medical, 401k, the works?

In limited experience less than a decade in IT, it's almost always straight up cash and no benefits. One of my gigs had really crappy health insurance with a $20k deductible just incase you ever truly screw yourself over.

Daylen Drazzi
Mar 10, 2007

Why do I root for Notre Dame? Because I like pain, and disappointment, and anguish. Notre Dame Football has destroyed more dreams than the Irish Potato Famine, and that is the kind of suffering I can get behind.

Fiendish Dr. Wu posted:

human...











resources

Soylent Green is people!

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

You can be both a resource and a person. One does not preclude the other.

"Please think of me as another resource at your disposal and call me with any questions you have."

"I don't have the answer to that question but I've got resources who should be able to assist."

"We need to have a meeting so we can work out a schedule and line up the appropriate resources."

It's a really common pattern speech and it's just a way to refer to the way a particular set of skills aligns with a need. Your skills make you a particular type of resource for a company that is independent and distinct from your existence as a person.

Resources provide value and are required to build something, which is a whole let better than being an employee, which is often treated as basically a position of charity.

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.


Tab8715 posted:

In limited experience less than a decade in IT, it's almost always straight up cash and no benefits. One of my gigs had really crappy health insurance with a $20k deductible just incase you ever truly screw yourself over.

That was my point.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




I am a resource please utilize me beep boop

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

CLAM DOWN posted:

I am a resource please utilize me beep boop

I am a condescending robot who doesn't understand that human language is capable of nuance and that one word can express many concepts, beep boop

adorai
Nov 2, 2002

10/27/04 Never forget
Grimey Drawer

go3 posted:

Also, resources lolol people are literally commodities
Actually the new hotness is to call employees "Human Capital".

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

adorai posted:

Actually the new hotness is to call employees "Human Capital".

I feel like that's the worst. Capital implies ownership. When I think of Human Capital I think of slaves and indentured servants.

Gucci Loafers
May 20, 2006

Ask yourself, do you really want to talk to pair of really nice gaudy shoes?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAY27NU1Jog

NZAmoeba
Feb 14, 2005

It turns out it's MAN!
Hair Elf
Our HR department recently rebranded as the "Human department" and I've yet to decide if that's better or not. I was definitely in the "don't call me a resource" camp.

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost

NZAmoeba posted:

Our HR department recently rebranded as the "Human department" and I've yet to decide if that's better or not. I was definitely in the "don't call me a resource" camp.

Well at least you're safe when the robots take over. Or will have a dept dedicated to maintaining the human pets.

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Gucci Loafers
May 20, 2006

Ask yourself, do you really want to talk to pair of really nice gaudy shoes?


Switching to a different topic, if you guys want to host something beyond a simple website. Who are you using? I'm a little preferential to Windows Azure since most of stuff that would be hosted is Microsoft-Centric.

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