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Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Deviant posted:

My...vision!

Wait, you need to use these drops to prevent your eyes from crusting over!

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CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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MondayHotDog posted:

Wait, you need to use these drops to prevent your eyes from crusting over!

A crusty burger? That doesn't sound too appetizing. What kind of stew do you have?

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Is just brown and water. :blush:

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

jscolon2.0 posted:

Is just brown and water. :blush:

jscolon, are you alright? You're saying "brown" an awful lot.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Jerusalem posted:

First this Homer Nixon steals my Do over Ham, and now Skeesix and TMMadman won't stay out of my cooler! :mad:

Ah, Jerusalem had thwarted my earlier attempt to take a quote from a Babby.

But with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own crapulence!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Skeesix posted:

Ah, Jerusalem had thwarted my earlier attempt to take a quote from a Babby.

But with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own crapulence!

What's the extra B for?

Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

First this Homer Nixon steals my Do over Ham, and now Skeesix and TMMadman won't stay out of my cooler! :mad:

Apparently I am a magical animal of some kind.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

A crusty burger? That doesn't sound too appetizing. What kind of stew do you have?


Sir, it's a felony to tease the box!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Root Bear posted:

Sir, it's a felony to tease the box!

Wait! I need closure on that anecdote.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Do over Ham posted:

Wait! I need closure on that anecdote.

When are they going to get to the fireworks factory?

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Everything Counts posted:

When are they going to get to the fireworks factory?

Chinese fire drill! Serious this time!

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Everything Counts posted:

When are they going to get to the fireworks factory?

MondayHotDog posted:

Chinese fire drill! Serious this time!

:shrug: We were promised a big fireworks display! Bad goon?

:nyd: Bad moderator!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Root Bear posted:

Sir, it's a felony to tease the box!

Hey! My taxes paid for that horn!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

IMJack posted:

Hey! My taxes paid for that horn!

Sax-a-maphone.

Sax-a-maphone.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Mister Kingdom posted:

Sax-a-maphone.

Sax-a-maphone.

Dear Mister Kingdom,

Never forget your daddy loves d'oh!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
MondayHotDog, no civilization in history has ever considered chief Simpsons thread poster a calling.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Martytoof posted:

MondayHotDog, no civilization in history has ever considered chief Simpsons thread poster a calling.

Ah yes, the Capadocians.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Martytoof posted:

MondayHotDog, no civilization in history has ever considered chief Simpsons thread poster a calling.

Ooh, he card-quotes good.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Martytoof posted:

MondayHotDog, no civilization in history has ever considered chief Simpsons thread poster a calling.

All I can be is myself. :(

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Martytoof posted:

MondayHotDog, no civilization in history has ever considered chief Simpsons thread poster a calling.

I was born a Simpsons quoter, and I'll die a Simpsons quoter!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

All I can be is myself. :(

But what can I do? I'm just...








...one man.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

But what can I do? I'm just...








...one man.

A guy like me! I'm a guy like me!

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

IMJack posted:

A guy like me! I'm a guy like me!

Its a boy. And what a boy!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

CatchrNdRy posted:

Its a boy. And what a boy!

By the looks of it... a male dog.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

MondayHotDog posted:

By the looks of it... a male dog.

It looks he's trying to jump over her, but he can't quite make it. Come on, boy, you can do it!

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

MondayHotDog posted:

By the looks of it... a male dog.

Me and MondayHotDog used to be a team, but he never wants to play any more since his bitch moved in.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

mrfart posted:

Me and MondayHotDog used to be a team, but he never wants to play any more since his bitch moved in.

Mrfart! Where do you pick up words like that?

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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The Nastier Nate posted:

Mrfart! Where do you pick up words like that?

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

The Nastier Nate posted:

Mrfart! Where do you pick up words like that?

Aw, I gotta go. My drat wiener goons are listening.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

The Nastier Nate posted:

Mrfart! Where do you pick up words like that?

It's a perfectly cromulent word.

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

The Nastier Nate posted:

Mrfart! Where do you pick up words like that?

Mister Rogers says it all the time!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Mister Rogers says it all the time!

What do you mean I can't take off my sweater? I'm hot!

Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


MondayHotDog posted:

What do you mean I can't take off my sweater? I'm hot!

He's got the tape of Kent Brockman picking his nose.

Look! He's picking his nose!

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Mister Rogers says it all the time!

Weren't there three Indians last year?

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Roark posted:

Aw, I gotta go. My drat wiener goons are listening.

Hired goons?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Mister Rogers says it all the time!

It's a beautiful day to kick your rear end!

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

Endut! Hoch Hech!

NEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDD!

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jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
THRILLHO

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