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Jay 2K Winger
Oct 10, 2007

What are you looking for?

Another Person posted:

His old theme is so much better. I wish they would go back to it.

No lie, I love that theme. Especially that time he returned, and Shane McMahon shat a couple of bricks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoRba_8QKNM
(Magic moment happens at 1:50)

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The D in Detroit
Oct 13, 2012

Red posted:

And we still have no idea what's actually being said.

He'll brush your mouth like colgate.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Jay 2K Winger posted:

No lie, I love that theme. Especially that time he returned, and Shane McMahon shat a couple of bricks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoRba_8QKNM
(Magic moment happens at 1:50)

The smug look on Lita's face is incredible.

magnum_valentino
Apr 18, 2013

Jay 2K Winger posted:

No lie, I love that theme. Especially that time he returned, and Shane McMahon shat a couple of bricks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoRba_8QKNM
(Magic moment happens at 1:50)

Holds a special place in my heart as an owner of WWF The Music Volume 4.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Red posted:

Eh - even Show has changed it up. Big Show had an odd rap theme from the WWF Aggression album, and used other themes when part of a stable (nWo, The Union, The Corporate Ministry, etc.).

Don't forget JeriShow.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

jerishow was during the time where i wasn't watching and it seems like some weird myth

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
ShowMiz was a much better portmanteau name. Especially when they leaned into the smug celebrity thing.

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

Red posted:

And we still have no idea what's actually being said.

At some point he talks about dental hygiene, I now that.

e: oh, there was another page where that joke was already made :saddowns:

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Is it this one or the Word Life one that has the line about "like a broken record player, you missin' the point"?

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
Dumb, spergy action figure question—what's the scale like between the current Mattel WWE figures and the older Jakks figures? So far I only have a few Mattel figures, but there are some Jakks figures I'd get if they wouldn't look out of place.

From what I've read, the Mattel figures are in proper scale to each other, while the Jakks figures were all about the same height—but I don't know how they look relative to each other.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Gaz-L posted:

ShowMiz was a much better portmanteau name. Especially when they leaned into the smug celebrity thing.

Well, gently caress. Now someone has to tell us if Show-Gunn had their own theme.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Red posted:

Well, gently caress. Now someone has to tell us if Show-Gunn had their own theme.

It was called "Double Trouble Crap on a Stick"

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Cardboard Box posted:

jerishow was during the time where i wasn't watching and it seems like some weird myth

Do yourself a favor and track down TLC 2009. It's a great PPV. It makes full use of the stipulations of the gimmick PPV - there's a tables match, a chairs match, a ladder match, AND a TLC match. The TLC match is Jericho vs DX for the Tag titles and shockingly it main events above the WHC and WWE titles. Don't read spoilers for the card, just check it out. It's worth your time.

I believe it's also the event that featured someone yelling "Go back to Toronto!" to Jericho, and him yelling back "I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot!"

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

okay sure i'll check that out sometime, thanks for the suggestion. i really didn't watch at all between like 2007 and the end of 2010 so there's a lot from the early PG days i missed.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

sticklefifer posted:

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I believe it's also the event that featured someone yelling "Go back to Toronto!" to Jericho, and him yelling back "I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot!"

I think that was from Survivor Series 2009. I know the match is a Jericho/Show/Undertaker triple threat.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


SpaceWolfPurrp posted:

He'll brush your mouth like colgate.


[Intro]
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... APPLE JEWS!!!

[Chorus: John Cena]
Your time is up, my time is now
You can't see me, my time is now
It's the franchise, boy I'm shinin' now
You can't see me, my time is now!

[John Cena]
In case you forgot or fell off I'm still hot - knock your shell off
My money stack fat plus I can't turn the swell off
The franchise, doin' big bid'ness, I live this
It's automatic I win this - oh you hear those horns, you finished
A soldier, and I stay under you fightin'
Plus I'm stormin' on you chumps like I'm thunder and lightning
Ain't no way you breakin' me kid, I'm harder than nails
Plus I keep it on lock, like I'm part of the jail
I'm slaughtering stale, competition, I got the whole block wishing
they could run with my division but they gone fishing -
- with no bait, kid your boy hold weight
I got my soul straight, I brush your mouth like Colgate
In any weather I'm never better your boy's so hot
you'll never catch me in the next man's sweater
If they hate, let 'em hate, I drop ya whole clan
Lay yo' rear end down for the three second tan

[Chorus]

[Tha Trademarc]
Yeah, uh
It's gonna be what it's gonna be
Five pounds of courage buddy, bass tint pants with a gold T
Uh - it's a war dance and victory step
A raw stance is a gift, when you insist it's my rep
John Cena, Trademarc, you all are so-so
And talk about the bread you make but don't know the recipe for dough though
Aimin' guns in all your photos, that's a no-no
When this pop, you'll liplock, your big talk's a blatant no-show
See what happens when the ice age melt
You see monetary status is not what matters, but it helps
I rock a timepiece by Benny if any
The same reason y'all could love me is the same reason y'all condemn me
A man's measured by the way that he thinks
Not clothing lines, ice links, leather and minks
I spent 20 plus years seekin' knowledge of self
So for now Marc Predka's livin' life for wealth

[Chorus 2x]

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I confess that I actually bought Cenas cd years ago.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

quote:

I'm slaughtering stale, competition,

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

quote:

It's automatic I win this

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

oldpainless posted:

I confess that I actually bought Cenas cd years ago.

Is it better or worse than Macho Man's rap album

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Oct 30, 2009

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Better

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Luigi Thirty posted:

Is it better or worse than Macho Man's rap album



I disagree. Be a man, oldpainless.

[INTRO]
Huh Hulk Hogan, Hollywood Hulkster
Whatever they call you, I'm comin after you, you coward

[VERSE I]
Hot diggity drat Hulk I'm glad you set it off (set if off)
Used to be hard Hulk now ya done turned soft
Doin' telephone commercials I seen ya
Dancin' in tights as a ballerina
I knew all along you had those tendencies
Cuz you've been runnin' from Macho like I got a disease
Dude please your pay per view event was a joke
You're avoidin' Randy Savage cuz you know you'll get smoked
Come on that phony fight the Rock spanked you fast
But when I challenged Hogan to a real fight he passed
I called him out but the punk was scared to go
It was a charity event but the Hulk didn't show
Hollywood Hulkster you're at the end of your rope
And I'm a kick ya in the butt and wash your mouth out with soap
Cuz like Rodney Dangerfield you gets' no respect
So come on Hulk let's wreck so I can put you in check

[Hook]
Be a man Hulk Come on don't be scared
You're runnin' from Macho that's what I heard

Be a man Hogan Come on don't be a chump
I never thought Hulk would go out like a punk

Be a man Hulk Come on don't be scared
You're runnin' from Macho that's what I heard

Be a man Hogan Boy you's a chump
Cuz Hulk Hogan is a real big punk

[VERSE II]
They call you Hollywood (hugh hugh) don't make me laugh
Cuz your movies and your actin' skills are both trash
Your movies straight to video the box office can't stand
While I got myself a feature role in Spider Man
Ya hidin' man but when I find you it's on
And when I slam ya to the dirt you'll wish you's never born
I smell a coward mmmm is that you Hogan
Macho's gonna kick ya butt is the slogan
You try to ignore me thinkin' I'll go away
But I'm a keep on messin' wit ya dude day after day
And once you step to Macho you're through
The joke's on you so Hulk what you gonna do
Probably nothing cuz you're a real big punk
You called my dad up on the phone man you's a chump
Cuz if you really got static take it up with me
And I'll punk ya butt out for the world to see

[Hook] 2X

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib
Grab your Glock when you see the Mach
Call the cops when you see the Mach

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

The Bad Man song on the Cena album was good

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007

epitasis posted:

The Bad Man song on the Cena album was good

I almost brought the album for that song.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

epitasis posted:

The Bad Man song on the Cena album was good

but not because of his verse

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib

epitasis posted:

The Bad Man song on the Cena album was good

Was that the one where they did the A-Team music video?

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

yeah

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


TL posted:

Was that the one where they did the A-Team music video?

That video was pretty incredible.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I'm watching the Chris Jericho episode of MNW. Did he sign his name over to WWF or did they just not care at the time?


And how much chance do we have of seeing a Punk/Hardy episode of Greatest Rivalries? I know. None. :(

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

sticklefifer posted:

I'm watching the Chris Jericho episode of MNW. Did he sign his name over to WWF or did they just not care at the time?

He was Chris Jericho in SMW and ECW before that, too. He was Lionheart in Mexico. They didn't care back then if you already had the name going in, but you couldn't take the name with you if they came up with it. WCW was very careful to never say Diesel or Razor Ramon on air.

Luigi Thirty fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Oct 29, 2014

Sub Rosa
Jun 9, 2010




Jerry Lawler still the best album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei41SDUp5aY

Since SMW was just mentioned, worst maybe is Tim Horner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPefIoMuVrQ

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
So I decided to look up Wrestling on the Internet Archive
https://archive.org/details/phwbloodbath

:magical::magical::magical::magical:

Are there any more sources for really corny stuff like this?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Sub Rosa posted:

Jerry Lawler still the best album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei41SDUp5aY

Since SMW was just mentioned, worst maybe is Tim Horner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPefIoMuVrQ

I like the only comment on that Lawler video is just "PAEDOPHILE FATASS"

Also you're wrong for worst. It's Hulk Hogan, just like everything else.

Honorable mention to Michael P.S. Hayes who probably should have quit after Badstreet USA.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
So what the hell happened to Perry Saturn? Drugs and bad decisions on drugs?

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

crime fighting hog posted:

So what the hell happened to Perry Saturn? Drugs and bad decisions on drugs?

He got a face tattoo, so yep.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

crime fighting hog posted:

So what the hell happened to Perry Saturn? Drugs and bad decisions on drugs?

Definitely. In recent interviews he's said that he was so hosed up on drugs that whole parts of his career are just blank spots and certain title reigns he has no memory of whatsoever.

http://fightnetwork.com/news/31883:interview-perry-saturn-on-drug-addiction-benoit-and-more/

quote:

On his drug issues:
I was such a bad drug addict, I don’t remember decades. I was recently at the WWE training center, I was watching some matches with Shaul Guerrero, Eddie Guerrero’s daughter. There was a match with me and Eddie, and I won the European title from Eddie. I can’t ever remember being European Champion. I have no idea who I lost the belt to or anything. Decades where I was screwed up on drugs, and all that time I don’t have a memory, or a very clouded memory that I can’t piece together.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
Jesus, that's depressing. I mean I'm glad he's at least on the clean(er) path now but wow.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

To be fair I didn't even remember there was a european championship

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
I, too, would repress the memory of jobbing a title to Al Snow.

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