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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Tracula posted:

Ugh. Is he in Wisconsin? Because everyone here has a special level of loathing or love for Harley's.

Texas :v:

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Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE
Tell him to come to Wisconsin then. There are literally only two things here.

1. Bars.
2. Harleys.

Edit:

Okay, my bad. Three things.

3. Farms.

Tracula has a new favorite as of 04:00 on Oct 27, 2014

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Tracula posted:

Tell him to come to Wisconsin then. There are literally only two things here.

1. Bars.
2. Harleys.

Edit:

Okay, my bad. Three things.

3. Farms.

4. Slenderman's house

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

So this happened.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I have no idea what the gently caress that means but I imagine it will make me like Adam Baldwin less which is sad

Come on, Casey

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Adam Baldwin originated the #gamergate hashtag. Enjoy watching Firefly now nerds.

Grifter
Jul 24, 2003

I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.
Adam Baldwin is the rightwing nutjob that he played on Chuck, it's not that surprising.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level
The current onion forecast is "Lightning followed by Burzum" and that just tickles me pink.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Jon Gruden Shares Weird Childhood Story About Spying On Naked Brother

Skeesix posted:

The current onion forecast is "Lightning followed by Burzum" and that just tickles me pink.

I got "Cold Enough For The Ugly Coat" at 94 degrees.

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012
Fighting Back: The CIA Has Launched A Brutal ISIS Parody Account On Twitter

https://twitter.com/ISIS_fake

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008


30 tweets and not one person yelling back at them? Has The Onion finally made an idiot-proof parody?

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

I lost it at the sassy ASCII dancing man art about alfredo sauce.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
Brainbender alert:

http://www.clickhole.com/article/can-you-solve-these-4-brain-busting-riddles-1276

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Pathetic, Washed-Up Rock Star On Fifth Decade Of Doing Exactly What He Always Wanted

:unsmith:

bamhand
Apr 15, 2010
“If you wish on a genie for Batman to be real, you’re necessarily wishing for two murders. For Spider-Man, only one. I think the choice is clear.”
—Stan Lee

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Oh wow -- they used an actual guy. I'm a little surprised, but I guess that it's ultimately a very nice article, so he's probably cool with it. (From what I've heard, he's a pretty cool guy in general.)

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

prefect posted:

Oh wow -- they used an actual guy. I'm a little surprised, but I guess that it's ultimately a very nice article, so he's probably cool with it. (From what I've heard, he's a pretty cool guy in general.)

I have no idea who that article is about.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


MariusLecter posted:

I have no idea who that article is about.

Peter Wolf. He's pretty obscure now, but the J. Geils Band was big once upon a time.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

ultrafilter posted:

Peter Wolf. He's pretty obscure now, but the J. Geils Band was big once upon a time.

Oh yeah, a JoJo character was named after them.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Dancing at Monster Mash party stopped by police over disputed event permit

quote:

Police officers arrived on scene instructing that no dancing was to take place,...

While officers stayed and observed the event, he said, one of them was taking video.

door Door door
Feb 26, 2006

Fugee Face

Waaaaaay too accurate once again: I Don’t Support Feminism If It Means Murdering All Men.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

This is fantastic, and shockingly true to life.

NeuroticLich
Oct 30, 2012

Grimey Drawer
Why do we have so many pictures of David Duchovny?

There's so many!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Street Harasser Haunted By Woman Who Got Away With Dignity Intact

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Hey, another article about me!

Man’s Heart Stops As Speaker Asks Audience To Turn To Person Next To Them

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Antidepressant Can’t Believe It’s Expected To Fix This Mess All On Its Own

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


Fire-Ninja Inferno Becomes First Openly Gay Fatal Melee Fighter (video)

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
The Internet Whore made me buy this account
Can You Tell Which Of These People Lost A Lot Of Weight And Which Ones Just Bought Big Pants?

CoolZidane
Jun 24, 2008

His expression is killing me.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


That closing line :gonk:

Dr_Amazing
Apr 15, 2006

It's a long story

This is incredible.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


8 Cashiers Who Think They’re People

Double May Care
Mar 28, 2012

We need Dragon-type Pokemon to help us prepare our food before we cook it. We're not sure why!


Motherfuckers writing about my life again. :smith:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Whoa: ABC Just Canceled Modern Family

This one actually has a rather sweet closing line :unsmith:

Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.
This one made me laugh like an idiot:

Clickhole: How New York Are You?

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

If Otzi The Iceman Were Alive Today, He’d Be A Democrat

ElectricWizard
Oct 21, 2008
Oh my god, check out Clickhole's "Maximum Halloween Mode":

http://www.clickhole.com/

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

ElectricWizard posted:

Oh my god, check out Clickhole's "Maximum Halloween Mode":

http://www.clickhole.com/

How do they do it? How the gently caress do they just keep getting better and better?

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
I'm so happy The Onion and Clickhole exist, especially when there's so much positivity and enthusiasms for their articles in this thread. There's these consistently hilarious and well done sites, and people love it. It just feels nice.

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StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

ElectricWizard posted:

Oh my god, check out Clickhole's "Maximum Halloween Mode":

http://www.clickhole.com/

Haha holy poo poo.

Everyone should try this.

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