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A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011
I am ninety nine percent sure it says 'You have to lift *word*'.

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RCarr
Dec 24, 2007


You have left us?

Edit: You have to lift it up?

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

"you have to lift it up "

Desmond says it to jack.

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

This rules.


This rulz.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Tears In A Vial posted:

"you have to lift it up "

Desmond says it to jack.

This is meaningful




nah j/k

Biscuit Joiner
May 18, 2008



Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009

RCarr posted:

We have lift off?

I think it says "you have to lift it up." I don't remember that being a quote from Lost, but I guess it is one.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

I liked this a lot when I saw it as a thumbnail and thought it was a picture of Brad Pitt.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007


loving bitcoins.


Probably has something to with this annoying song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyb7bmU4qzc

TunaSpleen
Jan 27, 2007

How do I say, "You're the grossest thing ever" without offending you?
Grimey Drawer
"14 understated cat tattoos every owner should see" (SFW)

http://blog.theanimalrescuesite.com...ERSTATEDCATTOOS

Next time, just get the same thing from the 25-cent machine in the Pizza Hut lobby.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Found on a list of the best tattoos of 2014 or whatever. These two stuck out.



That's just loving gross. The knuckle fold eye-lids are fun.





That's a top-shelf pairing right there.

Lechtansi
Mar 23, 2004

Item Get

JoelJoel posted:

Found on a list of the best tattoos of 2014 or whatever. These two stuck out.



That's just loving gross. The knuckle fold eye-lids are fun.





That's a top-shelf pairing right there.

The second one is really weird - whatever is on her stomach doesn't look like a tattoo and the head (if it's a head) looks like it's coming off her body. Otherwise the leg scales look awesome.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747

REAL MUSCLE MILK posted:

do you know what dreamcatchers are

for that matter, do you know what tattoos are? it's not tasteless and it's not crooked. The most legitimate complaint available is 'I've seen lots of girls getting this lately' which doesn't really count

It is uneven though.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Niche role prostitution is probably becoming a pretty big thing these days

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning

ICHIBAHN posted:

It is uneven though.

It isnt. Womens breasts arent symmetrical and a lot of artists consider that and so the designs look a little 'off' in a photo, but in person, when the woman in question isnt holding herself, would look just fine.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

REAL MUSCLE MILK posted:

do you know what dreamcatchers are

for that matter, do you know what tattoos are? it's not tasteless and it's not crooked. The most legitimate complaint available is 'I've seen lots of girls getting this lately' which doesn't really count

What appears to be a poorly drawn willow hoop/net decorated with feathers. Nope, definitely couldn't be taken for a dream-catcher thing.

Taste is subjective and I see none in that tattoo nor its placement. It's also asymmetrical and the line work is pretty weak. The negative space and closing loving suck too. Blah blah, white chick (probably) and cultural appropriation blah blah.

You must have some real treasures on your bloated body to be angrily defending garbage like that.


Now, tell me how beautiful this one is :allears:

Foomin
Feb 14, 2005

I'll tell you how beautiful the taco bell shoulder is: extremely.

Telemaze
Apr 22, 2008

What you expected hasn't happened.
Fun Shoe

JoelJoel posted:

What appears to be a poorly drawn willow hoop/net decorated with feathers. Nope, definitely couldn't be taken for a dream-catcher thing.

That ain't a goddamn dreamcatcher. It has a big gently caress-off cut gem on it and a fleur-de-lis. And even if it didn't, with the shape there's no way it could even be a section of a dreamcatcher.

It looks more like a generic old-fashioned decoration and is pretty okay. Not sure why you're so mad about it.

moerketid
Jul 3, 2012

Telemaze posted:

That ain't a goddamn dreamcatcher. It has a big gently caress-off cut gem on it and a fleur-de-lis. And even if it didn't, with the shape there's no way it could even be a section of a dreamcatcher.

It looks more like a generic old-fashioned decoration and is pretty okay. Not sure why you're so mad about it.

Because those sluts and their underboob tattoos new tramp stamps I tell you

Have you seen this awesome website it's called Return of Kings

Goosed it.
Nov 3, 2011

Telemaze posted:

That ain't a goddamn dreamcatcher. It has a big gently caress-off cut gem on it and a fleur-de-lis. And even if it didn't, with the shape there's no way it could even be a section of a dreamcatcher.

It looks more like a generic old-fashioned decoration and is pretty okay. Not sure why you're so mad about it.

Isn't it a mandala?

Goldskull
Feb 20, 2011

Lechtansi posted:

The second one is really weird - whatever is on her stomach doesn't look like a tattoo and the head (if it's a head) looks like it's coming off her body. Otherwise the leg scales look awesome.

It's a Porn star lass called Babe Ink and she's been getting the Mermaid legs for ages. The rest of her is...Giger inspired or metal /japanese stuff. None of it fits together but hey, that's her thing.

Brainbread
Apr 7, 2008

dpack_1 posted:

It isnt. Womens breasts arent symmetrical and a lot of artists consider that and so the designs look a little 'off' in a photo, but in person, when the woman in question isnt holding herself, would look just fine.

This. Another example is my own back tattoo. If you look at it dead on, it looks crooked - but thats because people normally focus on landmarks like the spine (or her boobs) instead of, you know, the whole body. In my case, my spine is hosed and does not run down the centre of my back - so its looks definitely "off".

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord

The tiny gun has me cracking up

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

Lechtansi posted:

The second one is really weird - whatever is on her stomach doesn't look like a tattoo and the head (if it's a head) looks like it's coming off her body. Otherwise the leg scales look awesome.

That's the hell of it. The head looks goofy as poo poo but on their own I really dig those leg scales.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Improbable Lobster posted:

The tiny gun has me cracking up

Tiny?! That gun is nearly half the size of that person! And the bullet is like the size of their heads!

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Improbable Lobster posted:

The tiny gun has me cracking up

I thought it was one of those novelty foam hands you get at sporting events.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007


Would be better if it said Taco Belle.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
The perfect tattoo for someone too lazy to put on pants.

cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007

A real Portlander now


JoelJoel posted:

mildly :nws: (under boob)

http://i.imgur.com/XDJzIAw.png


Tasteless dream-catcher thing under the boobs. It also looks crooked.

Not a dream catcher more of an Art Deco thing also, not bad even though I've seen better.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

What would you even get from Lost, anyway? A portrait of your favourite sociopath character?

I was going to suggest a dharma thingy or the hieroglyphics from the button-timer or maybe a polar bear playing backgammon

But I can't beat the plane-crash gun-island LOST RULEZ suggestion.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

jess
May 26, 2005

you fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

Y'all want some West Virginian tattoos? Of course you do.



These are all directly from the "artist's" Facebook pages:









jess has a new favorite as of 05:44 on Nov 3, 2014

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005





lamb
Mar 9, 2004

A single act of carelessness leads to the eternal loss of beauty


I think this is beautiful.

DeKalb
May 30, 2007

Hecho en West Germany
Love, GP
I'm surprised nobody has noticed that the mermaid legs tattoo is completely ripped off from Elayne Angel, a famous body piercer who got it over 20 years ago.

http://i.imgur.com/wXAfEop.jpg :nsfw: just to be safe

When you compare both versions side-by-side, the new one looks like crap. It's also tasteless because it's a blatant rip-off.

DeKalb has a new favorite as of 16:52 on Nov 3, 2014

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

DeKalb posted:

I'm surprised nobody has noticed that the mermaid legs tattoo is completely ripped off from Elayne Angel, a famous body piercer who got it over 20 years ago.

http://i.imgur.com/wXAfEop.jpg :nsfw: just to be safe

When you compare both versions side-by-side, the new one looks like crap. It's also tasteless because it's a blatant rip-off.

Right, and I'm sure you'll also say every set of wings is a complete ripoff of the first person that ever had them done. I'll meet you halfway and say 'inspired by', but the one originally posted is different enough that I'd say it can't really be called a ripoff. Side question, what happens to large sleeves if the person tans? How physically deep in the skin even is the change of skin color? Do certain inks/colors basically have UV blocking properties that would make any change of color blotchy rather than uniform?

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning

Sentient Data posted:

Right, and I'm sure you'll also say every set of wings is a complete ripoff of the first person that ever had them done. I'll meet you halfway and say 'inspired by', but the one originally posted is different enough that I'd say it can't really be called a ripoff. Side question, what happens to large sleeves if the person tans? How physically deep in the skin even is the change of skin color? Do certain inks/colors basically have UV blocking properties that would make any change of color blotchy rather than uniform?

Ink is under your skin. Not on top of it. It doesnt have any UV protective properties.

Infact a lot of the inks break down and turn blotchy as gently caress with UV exposure so tattoos should really be kept out of direct sunlight for prolonged periods of time.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

The knight helmet looks like Kermit's neck. :jiggled:

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

canyoneer posted:

The knight helmet looks like Kermit's neck. :jiggled:

Its a frogmouth great-helm so go figure.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frog-mouth_helm

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Brainbread
Apr 7, 2008

dpack_1 posted:

Ink is under your skin. Not on top of it. It doesnt have any UV protective properties.

Infact a lot of the inks break down and turn blotchy as gently caress with UV exposure so tattoos should really be kept out of direct sunlight for prolonged periods of time.

Wear your sunscreen. Also my concern about getting tattoos below my thighs or on my shoulders/arms. I really don't know how quickly they tan and I want to be able to spend time outside in the sun.

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