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If you feel like you need something like that, you just might want to be a little more discriminating with your sexual partners.
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Mahoning posted:Half of the "Christmas" music they play has nothing to do with Christmas so I find the whining about it more annoying than the music itself. I'm pretty sure Let It Snow is literally a song about snow. You could play it anywhere from December to March really. So when they say the Scroguard stops awkward moments, are they not counting the moment that your partner actually sees the Scroguard? Sash! fucked around with this message at 05:51 on Nov 6, 2014 |
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Nov 6, 2014 05:48
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Gonz posted:I was alerted to the existence of this product on an episode of The Soup last night. This made me want to take a really, really cold shower
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Nov 6, 2014 09:40
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Gonz posted:I was alerted to the existence of this product on an episode of The Soup last night. From what circle of Hell did this commercial originate from?
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PostNouveau posted:There's a new Ashley Madison ad featuring a song by the Cheating Husband A Capella Band. It's as rage-inducing as it sounds. Oh yeah, that one is terrible. They only actually came up with 1 line so it repeats over and over for the whole thing.
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Nov 6, 2014 14:39
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Holy poo poo that scro gard commercial. 
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Nov 6, 2014 16:00
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The bit about putting it on hours beforehand and not worrying about interruptions is great. Unless it goes down in complete darkness with no foreplay whatsoever, what intimate partner isn't going to 1. Notice it 2. Stop the sexytimes and 3a. Ask a few questions or 3b. Flee immediately.
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Nov 6, 2014 21:42
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Sash! posted:I'm pretty sure Let It Snow is literally a song about snow. Fixed for Canada. Also, the best Christmas song ever is the Fairytale of New York, and it's acceptable to listen to at any time during the year as well.
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Nov 6, 2014 21:46
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The best Christmas song is Die Hard
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The best christmas song is the collective chorus of people screaming "IT'S NOT EVEN DECEMBER YET FUCCCCCCKKKK YOOOOOUUUU"
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The best Christmas Song is "The 12 Days of Christmas" by John Denver and The Muppets, and I will fight you if you think otherwise.  That being said, the ONLY traditional Christmas songs I like are on that John Denver and The Muppets album. "Piggy pudding?"
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Nov 7, 2014 02:37
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The worst Christmas song is Baby It's Cold Outside because now you have to deal with a chorus of people parroting the monologue from Key & Peele about how the song is rapey and acting like they made it up themselves.
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Nov 7, 2014 02:49
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The very diverse, multi-ethnic family is passing around the 8-piece bucket of KFC, and everybody gets a piece. The big guy even gets 2. After 7 pieces of chicken have been removed from this 8-piece bucket, the last piece appears to be less than an inch from the top rim of the bucket. How does this 8-piece bucket of chicken appear to have 12-16 pieces? Is this bucket of chicken larger than an 8-Piece? If so, this is false advertising, because that is what the commercial is promoting. Is there a false bottom in the bucket? If so, why? Is it a magical bucket ever-full of deep fried dismembered poultry, like a cornucopia? If so, I want one.
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Nov 7, 2014 02:55
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Something Positive posted:The bit about putting it on hours beforehand and not worrying about interruptions is great. Unless it goes down in complete darkness with no foreplay whatsoever, what intimate partner isn't going to 1. Notice it 2. Stop the sexytimes and 3a. Ask a few questions or 3b. Flee immediately. I like the huge fireball that comes from the guy's crotch region. I bet the Scroguard doesn't protect against THAT STD.
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Nov 7, 2014 02:57
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Just saw a Walmart Christmas commercial with Melissa Joan Hart. She... was not looking good.
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...of SCIENCE! posted:The worst Christmas song is Baby It's Cold Outside because now you have to deal with a chorus of people parroting the monologue from Key & Peele about how the song is rapey and acting like they made it up themselves. What it took people this long to figure that out?
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Sash! posted:What it took people this long to figure that out? Yeah, have they never seen Adam Curtis' The Power Of Nightmares
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DrBouvenstein posted:The best Christmas Song is "The 12 Days of Christmas" by John Denver and The Muppets, and I will fight you if you think otherwise. Ahem. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xmu7sf_space-ghost-c2c-a-space-ghost-christmas-kevin-meaney_shortfilms
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Between those Nationwide commercials with Eli Manning's brother, those Lexus commercials around Christmas time, and some other commercial that escapes me at the moment, I've found that I am legitimately enraged by commercials that pretend their stupid loving jingle tune is ubiquitous enough that you'll recognize it out of context.
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Nov 7, 2014 06:42
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raditts posted:Between those Nationwide commercials with Eli Manning's brother, those Lexus commercials around Christmas time, and some other commercial that escapes me at the moment, I've found that I am legitimately enraged by commercials that pretend their stupid loving jingle tune is ubiquitous enough that you'll recognize it out of context.
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Nov 7, 2014 06:55
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Coaaab posted:Kit-Kat. It's always Kit-Kat. But that jingle is ubiquitous. Everyone recognizes it.
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GutBomb posted:But that jingle is ubiquitous. Everyone recognizes it. The ones with just biting and snapping of the bar drive me nuts. They're just annoying.
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muscles like this? posted:Just saw a Walmart Christmas commercial with Melissa Joan Hart. She... was not looking good. I was having a hard time trying to figure out who that was and why she looked so familiar without actually being sure who that was. I don't think she can play a teenaged witch anymore.
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muscles like this? posted:Just saw a Walmart Christmas commercial with Melissa Joan Hart. She... was not looking good. She's OK for a woman in her 30's. She doesn't have the body type that's really conducive for being thin. She's still mostly photogenic though. Her face looks better than it did in Melissa & Joey. raditts posted:Lexus commercials around Christmas time As bad as it was, the family of billionaires who made their fortune handcrafting bows for cars featuring the most stoned trophy/stepford wife ever was pretty incredible.
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Nov 7, 2014 15:33
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raditts posted:Between those Nationwide commercials with Eli Manning's brother, those Lexus commercials around Christmas time, and some other commercial that escapes me at the moment, I've found that I am legitimately enraged by commercials that pretend their stupid loving jingle tune is ubiquitous enough that you'll recognize it out of context. In Peyton's defense, chicken parm does taste so good
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Doctor Butts posted:She's OK for a woman in her 30's. She doesn't have the body type that's really conducive for being thin. She's still mostly photogenic though. Her face looks better than it did in Melissa & Joey. Huh, Wikipedia verified that she's 38, for some reason I figured she was in her mid to late 40's by now.
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...of SCIENCE! posted:The worst Christmas song is Baby It's Cold Outside because now you have to deal with a chorus of people parroting the monologue from Key & Peele about how the song is rapey and acting like they made it up themselves. 
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Faustian Bargain posted:I hate this song because it reminds me of Drew Carey making out with an old woman He did rob the Craftmatic Adjustable Bed in that episode.
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raditts posted:Between those Nationwide commercials with Eli Manning's brother, those Lexus commercials around Christmas time, and some other commercial that escapes me at the moment, I've found that I am legitimately enraged by commercials that pretend their stupid loving jingle tune is ubiquitous enough that you'll recognize it out of context. This may be the first time in history where PFM is referred to only as "Eli Manning's Brother". Now you've gotten the Lexus jingle stuck in my head and I wanna die. Can it be December 26th yet
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GutBomb posted:But that jingle is ubiquitous. Everyone recognizes it.
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Hazo posted:Yeah who doesn't need some Fan-cy-Feast? Foot ball cream? 
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Roflcopter posted:This may be the first time in history where PFM is referred to only as "Eli Manning's Brother". 
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Amazon has a new like, home computer thing. Watch the video in the link. This family trying to act like a family is horrible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkOCeAtKHIc&t=164s
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Tupping Liberty posted:Amazon has a new like, home computer thing. Watch the video in the link. This family trying to act like a family is horrible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkOCeAtKHIc&t=164s This takes place 4 days in the future 
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"Somethingawful DOT Com... please make the future not so loving creepy and sad and expensive."
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I saw a commercial for Mario Kart 8 for the Wii where a father was playing against his kids. It was totally unrealistic because no one was cursing under their breath or throwing a tantrum.
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Gaunab posted:It was totally unrealistic because no one was cursing under their breath or throwing a tantrum. Under their breath?
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Wowie zowie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo4oEdtDRPo
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I gotta say, when I first saw the Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare commercial I wasn't really paying attention and just thought it was sort of dumb. But now that I've seen the whole thing it's, like, douche-chill level bro-y. The whole thing just bothers me, from the bro-y white dude to the "WOAH ISN'T A WAR ZONE SO AWESOME" to the "haha bro, you kissed a goat, no homo (no goatmo?)" and the worst part is it probably does amazing with their target audience
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