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...run people over in your pickup truck. http://www.contracostatimes.com/breaking-news/ci_26862815/american-canyon-man-who-allegedly-struck-two-truck Sadly I can't find the video of him going into court wearing a fedora, but believe you me, he was.
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Wait, I tried that and now I have to go to court and stay at least 100 yards away from my lady love. 
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Nov 7, 2014 23:27
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trust me, it works
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Nov 7, 2014 23:30
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okay, fess up. which one of you was it?
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Nov 7, 2014 23:36
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living the dream
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quote:A tall man, Jon-Luc Laporte, 21, walked into the Solano County Superior Court in Vallejo wearing a long trench coat, a hat and a black bandana covering half of his face before entering Judge Tim Kam's court room. even goonier than a fedora
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Nov 7, 2014 23:43
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 he's gotta be a goon right?
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Maybe he's on to something. They can't reject you if they're paralyzed in an automobile accident and you're their only source of food and water.
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Nov 7, 2014 23:46
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he looks like a fat 10 year old that ate a 1-up mushroom
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a bone to pick posted:even goonier than a fedora Lol a trenchcoat was like 2002 goon fashion He even fails at dressing goony lmao
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I spent the majority of my youth building strong friendships, family bonds, and trying to get along with females in my peer group. Now that I see the world for what it is, I am trying to tear down all that horrible damage I did by being "social" when I was younger.
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Hid name is Jon-Luc. It's like his parents wanted him to grow up to be a deranged autist.
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A Spider Covets posted:he looks like a fat 10 year old that ate a 1-up mushroom lol
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I've been Friendzoned seventeen thousand eight hundred and ninety one times, but this worked for me.
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A Spider Covets posted:he looks like a fat 10 year old that ate a 1-up mushroom That's usually a sign that the man is a pedophile, they look like a child with an adult's proportions
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Nov 8, 2014 00:25
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go go gadget type II diabetes
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Nov 8, 2014 00:26
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tell girls they're hot over and over again
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This thread is now about the shadow tyranny of banana-people. I've been fred-nosed so I ran over to people in a kraut. Edit: there exists the word Cryptocracy. So there's that.
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Roargasm posted:tell girls they're hot over and over again
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Nov 8, 2014 00:41
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A Spider Covets posted:he looks like a fat 10 year old that ate a 1-up mushroom holy gently caress
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A Spider Covets posted:he looks like a fat 10 year old that ate a 1-up mushroom ahaha
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Nice tie choice - you can tell the public defender had to rebuff his advances and he cried
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leave him alone, if he wants to titfuck a fruit roll up that's his choice
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He wore a watch_dogs mask, a fedora, and a trench coat to court after running over a girl who rejected him. "Your honor, this is not about the fact that I tried to kill these women. This is about ethics in games journalism." D1Sergo fucked around with this message at 04:21 on Nov 8, 2014 |
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"Not guilty." Good luck with that one.
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Even the public defender is like "meh gently caress whatever"
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Hahaha. The ultimate "I am seriously reconsidering my law degree" expression.
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A Spider Covets posted:he looks like a fat 10 year old that ate a 1-up mushroom
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Nov 8, 2014 04:54
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If my name was Jon Luc, I'd probably just drive my car off a bridge.
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friendzone doesnt exist
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Nov 8, 2014 04:59
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Philadelphia posted:If my name was Jon Luc, I'd probably just drive my car off a bridge.
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If your name contains a hyphen and you don't live in France or Quebec, your parents are loving retarded and probably passed their retard genes to you.
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jesus wept
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http://youtu.be/X6oUz1v17Uo?t=18s
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Don't cross him, his uncle works for Nintendo.
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was hoping the trick was "kill yourself"
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That tie be callin all them bitches Ike a fuckin magnet
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i honestly only really like ricky gervais when he's making fun of karl pilkington and then screeching like a loon when he laughs about it
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why even bother pleading not guilty?
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