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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

theflyingexecutive posted:

yo heresiarch if u aren't already logged out, get well soon buddy

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My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

uranus posted:

what i hack your wifecoin, can you then both be charged with adultery?

i wouldn't try that if I were you, reiser hacked his wife and he's still sitting in prison

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I think in true buttcoin/libertarian fashion if someone stole your carcoin and car then you congratulate them for their hard work in making the system/network safer. and then laughing it off nervously saying, "haha, ok guys, I learned my lesson, gimme my car back. please, guys. please"

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

BeOSPOS posted:

I think in true buttcoin/libertarian fashion if someone stole your carcoin and car then you congratulate them for their hard work in making the system/network safer. and then laughing it off nervously saying, "haha, ok guys, I learned my lesson, gimme my car back. please, guys. please"

more like, can you give me back the body? you can keep the wheels and the seats, just for your effort

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

Adix posted:

a sad post from a good poster

i am not sad for him, I am glad he is doing his own needful on his own terms :) he will come back

TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value

wifecoin is silly. it's just a regular key party but everyone is called alice, bob and eve.

Magrov
Mar 27, 2010

I'm completely lost and have no idea what's going on. I'll be at my bunker.

If you need any diplomatic or mineral stuff just call me. If you plan to nuke India please give me a 5 minute warning to close the windows!


Also Iapetus sucks!
http://orbilu.uni.lu/bitstream/10993/18679/1/Ccsfp614s-biryukovATS.pdf

Deanonymisation of Clients in Bitcoin P2P Network

quote:

We have presented the first method that correlates pseudonyms
of Bitcoin users behind NAT with the public IP address of
the host where the transaction is generated.
(...)
The cost of the deanonymisation attack on the full Bitcoin network
is under 1500 EUR.
(...)
We demonstrate that the use of Tor does not rule out
the attack as Tor connections can be prohibited for the entire
network.
(...)
Yet another feature is the lack of authentication within the
network, which requires the nodes to blacklist misbehaving
peers by IP. We figured out that very short messages may
cause a day IP ban, which can be used to separate a given
node or the entire network from anonymity services such as
proxy servers or Tor. If the Bitcoin community wishes to
use Tor, this part of the protocol must be reconsidered.

oh well, by now all this info is already in the wiki and nobody will be able to exploit it.

TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value

it's been in the thread before.

bitcoiners are downplaying it by saying that people would notice if bitcoin was under that attack because the bitcoin node operators would see the ddos playing out.

then again, though, that'd rely on:
A) the operators seeing their nodes under attack and not just ignoring a piece of software that requires no input.
B) the operators sharing that news with the bitcoin community.
C) the bitcoin community upvoting this news rather than downvoting it as fud.
and D) anyone wanting to make an anonymous transaction finding out about this attack before they send a transaction. it's not like i go to visa and my bank's website every time i go to use my credit card.

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!

Greyhawk posted:

so i just stole this from butt reddit



if only /r/bitcoin had readers, this would be the cheapest ad space WU ever got

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
WU vs Bitcoin - Can we do a real-life Mythbuster test on how they compare? Because I think Bitcoin is not a real contestant yet.

quote:


Ok, let me get this straight: I like Bitcoin. With all the Western Union ad memes I just get annoyed; why? Because I think Bitcoin is not (yet) a good contestant or even alternative for WU.

From a consumer's perspective;

Contestant A: Western Union

Send actual USD. Input $100 in the system, and pickup $95 on the other side anywhere in the world.
No AML docs required below a certain amount.
Above a certain amount you need to show ID. No registration required though.
The cash received is 99.9% guaranteed not to be counterfeit cash.
No risk of getting ripped off inside the WU office - unlike localbitcoins.com transactions.

Result: $95. Took about an hour max.

Contestant B: Bitcoin

AML/KYC verified Accounts needed at an exchange. ID, Proof-of-residence, names, sometimes a selfie.
Both parties need to have Bitcoin wallet software.
Transmitter pays a small fee.
Receiver runs counterparty risk from that moment.
Receiver needs to wait a few blocks before able to transfer to exchange. (hour?)
Receiver needs to transfer to exchange, wait 6 confirmations or more.
Receiver exchanges to USD pays fee in the 1% range.
Receiver does USD withdraw (pays fee).
Receiver needs to wait a few days for the USD over wire/swift banking system.
Optional: Receiver does a cash withdrawal from bank account. Pay fee.

Result: $96-ish (estimate) after paying fees (3 to 4 times), and average volatility both ways after about 3 to 5 working days.

Alternative would be - localbitcoins for cash- but that would have even worse fees, and still requires you to leave you home might as well use WU

Again, I love Bitcoin - but the industry is not mature enough to go fight a behemoth like WU.

Come on guys, let's stay realistic......

Edit: I just know I'm going to get downvoted for writing this, but we really should focus on fixing the problem (making Bitcoin suited for money-transmission disruption) instead of looking the other way.


No, you see, bitcoin is really convenient.

quote:

Just to give you a real life example. I had to pay recently to 2 different people about $300 each, one in Philippine and one in Vietnam, I wanted to use Bitcoin because I already had (otherwise I would had used kraken, which doesn't require any ID for these amounts). They didn't even know about Bitcoin, so I created an account for them in the first exchange market I found in google in their respective countries (2 minutes each including email verification), I sent the BTC to their exchange wallets and explained to the one in Vietnam how to withdraw to his bank account, while the one in Philippine directly told me his bank account number and name (long term relationship so he trusts me), so I did all the steps. Both of them received their cash in their local currency in their bank account, next day for the one in Philippine and about 2 days for the one in Vietnam.

It took me less than 30 minutes of non exclusive time, because I was doing other things while I was waiting for the confirmations, and from now own they will accept Bitcoin as payments, they both agreed it was very convenient.

I can tell you that if they didn't accept the transaction in BTC I would had hired someone else to do the job. Now think of someone who has to do 2 or 3 transactions like this per day, can you imagine wasting your whole day from the your office/home to the WU office, queue up, fill forms, back to your office/home ...

You could say that this is not the $100 example you are talking about, but this example was real.

Good thing they both had bank accounts. If only there was a way to transfer money from bank to bank, maybe with WU?

quote:

While we are nitpicking

-and pickup $95 on the other side anywhere in the world.

Need to change clothes, do hair, make up (if female), put on shoes, go to car/bus/train/taxi/metro (costs money), get to wu, get in the row, get money and go back, while i'm chilling at home without all the hassle and i receive my money with bitcoin.

You don't have to sign up on the exchange at all to buy bitcoin, i can buy pretty much instantly from https://www.bitonic.nl without any id, and who sais the receiver wants to cash out the bitcoin to usd? This is send bitcoin and receive bitcoin that's it.

Uh, oh. I need to go out and I have the female curse. What a loving hassle.


quote:

Nevermind that most of the world doesn't give half a poo poo about the USD anyway, just most of Reddit since Americans are the majority demographic.
Ahahahaha, I can't continue, who are these people?

No. wait. Let me channel ...!

quote:

It would be a very bad thing for Bitcoin if it were as good as WU right now. That probably sounds crazy, so bear with me while I explain.

There's a famous book called :siren:The Innovator's Dilemma:siren: which introduces the concept of "disruption". Like most subtle and technical concepts, disruption has been warped by pop culture to mean almost the opposite of its original idea.

In the original formulation, the key aspect of a disruptive technology is that it is worse than the incumbent technologies. An innovation that makes something better would be merely a "sustaining" innovation, which the incumbent companies will coopt and use for their own benefit. We have a prejudice that big companies cannot grasp new technologies, but the history doesn't bear that out. Big companies are extremely good at using their giant piles of cash to do anything that will be better for their sales, including adopting new technology.

Instead, the way disruption happens is that a new technology is invented that is worse than existing technologies. It's slower, more expensive, less efficient. But because no two technologies have exactly the same properties, there are some quirks that make the technology interesting for new use cases that the old technology couldn't cover. Eventually, the new market might grow to eclipse the original.

An example: personal computers were worse in every way than minicomputers. They were slower, more expensive per cpu, and more expensive per MB of storage. They couldn't run any of the existing software, and weren't powerful enough to be shared by multiple people. Businesses that sold minicomputers to other businesses had absolutely no interest in personal computers.

But, they had the interesting property of being small, and cheap-per-unit (even if more inefficient). This was not at all useful for existing customers, who had plenty of space and cared about efficiency rather than unit cost. But it meant that a small group of hobbyists were interested in what you might be able to do with it in a person's home.

Hopefully, Bitcoin is in the same place. It's currently worse than real money on almost every metric. It's more volatile, less secure (from a real world hacking perspective), less convenient, more expensive. The experience of buying something with Bitcoin is much worse than a credit card. If I'm wrong, then we should expect banks to coopt it. They'll realize it's cheaper, or faster, or whatever, and start offering their centralized version of it to their customers.

But if I'm right, then banks will be forced by economic common sense to ignore it, while we nerds play with the part that's new: trustless decentralization. Maybe we'll be able to build a whole new market for new types of activities, the way personal computing did.

Personally, I think our best bet to do that is with smart contracts, and the possibilities of decentralized organizations and truly "programmable money". But regardless, we need to claim our own turf before we can possibly be better on theirs.

trucutru fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Nov 26, 2014

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

That carcoin was mostly a lot of wedding gifts plus my family's life savings, please give it back

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
So you see, bitcoin sucks, which is the best thing ever and the reason it will go to the moon and make us nerds rich.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

trucutru posted:

Need to change clothes, do hair, make up (if female), put on shoes, go to car/bus/train/taxi/metro (costs money), get to wu, get in the row, get money and go back, while i'm chilling at home without all the hassle and i receive my money with bitcoin.

agrhahfgl

Same Great Paste
Jan 14, 2006




QuarkJets posted:

That carcoin was mostly a lot of wedding gifts plus my family's life savings, please give it back

my mind still can't quite accept that there's an adult human on this earth capable enough to wed a human female but still thinks "hey hacker gj on stealing my life savings but i learned my lesson give it back now k" has any chance of working.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
bitcoiner's admit bitcoin's target demographic is sweaty, unwashed males in their underwear

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

coingaters vs. social welfare warriors

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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quote:

This place is dead to me. I am completely ashamed. (self.Bitcoin)
submitted 6 hours ago by 13-23
Don't care, downvote me again if you don't care about being someone of integrity. This section is in need of a wake up call. The WU bashing is completely over the top. It is a disgrace and injustice to the bitcoin community. I am as big of a bitcoin supporter as anyone else, but this is making me hate their supporters. I can't even post in this section anymore. The fact that the mods allow an entire front section to be covered with posts smearing a company is beyond ridiculous. I have to believe this place is full of immature 19 year olds. That's really the only way I can believe it's possible for this much stupidity to be going on. Time to grow up.

2nd highest r/bits post, cue 300 comment thread:
http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2nf1gp/this_place_is_dead_to_me_i_am_completely_ashamed/

it's all bad, wander around if that's your thing

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

pay out bitcoin as bitcoin?? :eyepop:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

questions

1) Why would anyone want to buy the dead corpse of Mt Gox?

2) Why does that dude have cosplay hair?

raminasi
Jan 25, 2005

a last drink with no ice

Same Great Paste posted:

my mind still can't quite accept that there's an adult human on this earth capable enough to wed a human female but still thinks "hey hacker gj on stealing my life savings but i learned my lesson give it back now k" has any chance of working.

a lot of women are idiots too

Same Great Paste
Jan 14, 2006




Linguica posted:

pay out bitcoin as bitcoin?? :eyepop:

holy poo poo bitcoin stymie's ghost is going to be rich

killhamster
Apr 15, 2004

SCAMMER
Hero Member
here are some terrible loving people

https://twitter.com/search?f=realtime&q=%40fergusonlibrary%20AND%20bitcoin&src=typd

BobHoward
Feb 13, 2012

The only thing white people deserve is a bullet to their empty skull
^^^ just gonna assume that with those keywords i shouldn't click

vOv
Feb 8, 2014

theres a library in ferguson that's open and set up a bitpay thing. some people are donating $10 to it, some people are changetipping them pennies on twitter

bucketmouse
Aug 16, 2004

we con-trol the ho-ri-zon-tal
we con-trol the verrr-ti-cal

BobHoward posted:

^^^ just gonna assume that with those keywords i shouldn't click

you would be correct, it made me angry in under 5 seconds

Heresiarch posted:

i figure this is the place to say this: i'm logging out of literally everything except email for a while for brain-related reasons, starting now

stay safe antibitcoin ghost

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

bucketmouse posted:

you would be correct, it made me angry in under 5 seconds
i saw the url and was like "oh lol this could be pretty funny" then clicked and FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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i'm the implied 1 butt = 7692.31$ exchange rate

BobHoward
Feb 13, 2012

The only thing white people deserve is a bullet to their empty skull
dear thread i surprise-emailed Heresiarch your poasts and am passing along his reply:

Heresiarch posted:

Well, that was unexpected.

I feel sort of like a guy in the hospital who's just received a card signed by all of his co-workers.

Thanks to everybody for the kind words.

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
:glomp:

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Same Great Paste posted:

my mind still can't quite accept that there's an adult human on this earth capable enough to wed a human female but still thinks "hey hacker gj on stealing my life savings but i learned my lesson give it back now k" has any chance of working.

I'd agree if bitcoin didn't have a rich and celebrated history of good-guy hackers teaching people lessons

like

idk I was gonna type an analogy but it's just the stupidest fuckin thing ever. hail Satoshi pbuh

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Heresiarch is getting paid by big butts to stop shilling

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

according to their court case butterfly labs was started with just an $8000 investment and the rest of the millions the company earned in income was strictly from pre-orders.

Greyhawk
May 30, 2001


trucutru posted:

Bitcoin: worse than real money on almost every metric.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

OSHA approved squiq

Heresiarch posted:

i figure this is the place to say this: i'm logging out of literally everything except email for a while for brain-related reasons, starting now

if anybody needs to, you can contact me through our nsa handlers

This is good for bitcoin. =(


bucketmouse posted:

stay safe antibitcoin ghost

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

FCKGW posted:

according to their court case butterfly labs was started with just an $8000 investment and the rest of the millions the company earned in income was strictly from pre-orders.

lmao

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

theflyingexecutive posted:

yo heresiarch if u aren't already logged out, get well soon buddy

also

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



before the fed got involved, it feels like we shouldve been cheering on bfl in their quest to separate idiot bitcoiners from their money

same with pirateat40 and all the other scammers and thieves that make following bitcoin worthwhile due to the nonstop posts of people begging for their coins back after someone emptied their wallets

hell even karpales gets my seal of approval for managing to steal/gently caress up to such a magnificent degree

all these people deserve 'achievements in bitcoin' awards, which should be handed down by law enforcement as appropriate

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Apr 8, 2004

EL BROMANCE posted:

'achievements in bitcoin'

monarch of poo poo mountain

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