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Pocket posted:filing a trademark and then using that to seize their domain would be funny, but then it would require an irl name and irl address on the tm database for any crazy to see. they knew the irl name and address of pirateat40 and nothing ever came of it until the government got involved, so i don't know how concerned i'd be :buttsnype:
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Ursine Asylum posted:they knew the irl name and address of pirateat40 and nothing ever came of it until the government got involved, so i don't know how concerned i'd be A lotta people ask me stupid loving questions A lotta people think that what I say on record Or what I talk about on a record That I actually do in real life or that I believe in it Or if I say that I wanna kill somebody, that I'm actually gonna do it or that I believe in it Well poo poo, if you believe that, then I'll kill you
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FCKGW posted:some guy wants to sell me buttcoins.com how much should i offer him ask mark if he wants to get a kawaii cat tree.
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 e: this is awesome quote:Are you legit?
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word of advice: vote 5 now, or feel a fool tomorrow when people are having to vote as much as 5000 to get their threads goldmined
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reuters did a nice year in review on 2014, the year of the buttcoin. it's a p decent read if you need to see someone with a level of journalistic respectability explain that bitcoin has been slumping for a year and every sign of growth is actually backed up by nothing. see them counting empty wallets as new adopters, and the fact that all the bitcoin retailers cash out the second they touch butts (save for overstock but that's because the ceo is literally insane and thinks his stock is getting gangstalked).quote:http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/12/11/us-markets-bitcoin-adoption-analysis-idUSKBN0JP2CZ20141211  the king has returned. all hail the woolong device. e:  butt touching and a cosmic message about how /r/bitcoin can't get it up even though they've been trying for a whole year? TVarmy fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Dec 12, 2014 |
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"Atlas??? I thought our character assassins took care of you a long time ago" Atlas tightened the grip on his six shooter, grimacing. His tired eyes fluttered for a moment, the uber man sleep schedule is not without its drawbacks. Seeing an opportunity, the bankster swatted the gun away and pushed Atlas backwards, then disappeared over the station railing onto a departing commuter train.
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what's the difference between an organized pump & dump and a blatant ponzi scheme
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As a Millennial I posted:what's the difference between an organized pump & dump and a blatant ponzi scheme they're two completely different kinds of fraud?
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a ponzi tricks people into a direct investment relationship with the ponzi operators a pump and dump quietly manipulates an entire market with artificial behavior on the buy side
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As a Millennial I posted:what's the difference between an organized pump & dump and a blatant ponzi scheme about USD324... I mean USD350!! I mean USD284 bail bail bail
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afaik pump and dump isn't illegal, tho, right? didn't 50 cent do the exact same thing with some penny stock and not get into any trouble?
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Proteus4994 posted:afaik pump and dump isn't illegal, tho, right? didn't 50 cent do the exact same thing with some penny stock and not get into any trouble? If you just buy low and hope to sell high that's OK. It's when you buy low, start promoting it as "the next big thing" and then cash out near the peak that the SEC wants to talk to you. It can't really be distinguished from legitimate enthusiasm until someone looks at when you cash out and what happens to the price afterwards.
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Midjack posted:It can't really be distinguished from legitimate enthusiasm until someone looks at when you cash out and what happens to the price afterwards. or until somebody posts a detailed account of their scheme online
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would this be under the sec's jurisdiction, though? i know they went after eric voorhees but that's probably because he straight up sold shares of an online casino and figured compliance was for sheeple who always asked the man for permission instead of disrupting. then he learned that if you break the law you can get in trouble, and disrupted himself to panama.
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Proteus4994 posted:afaik pump and dump isn't illegal, tho, right? didn't 50 cent do the exact same thing with some penny stock and not get into any trouble? 50 cent got in trouble because he didn't disclose that he owned shares in the company he was pumping. his tweet just basically said "this stock is gonna take off get in on this "
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Proteus4994 posted:afaik pump and dump isn't illegal, tho, right? didn't 50 cent do the exact same thing with some penny stock and not get into any trouble? you might have heard of the dicaprio vehicle wolf of wall street i recommend it
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theflyingorc posted:senior when most people will have like 3 years of after-graduation experience? (and my "friend" was also at startups the whole time) I worked for one company where "senior" meant 5 years experience. At another they said they don't bother with that word, they have grade levels which you move up, but if for some reason you really want your contract to say "senior" they can add it in. Perhaps they would do it for graduates too. Magrov posted:Pump groups don’t have the best image in the crypto currency scene. This is mainly because in the early days of altcoin pump and dump(01 – 03/2014 for example), many scammers have been around. They “prebought” tons of coins before the main event, just to unload their coins on the group members and dump in their buy orders. This obviously caused big losses for the pump group, and only the pump organisators were able to profit from this. They mainly scammed their own followers. Hey guys I thought you said I was gonna be one of the scammers 
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FrozenVent posted:you might have heard of the dicaprio vehicle wolf of wall street i recommend it on a related note this got added to netflix instant today.
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TVarmy posted:would this be under the sec's jurisdiction, though? i know they went after eric voorhees but that's probably because he straight up sold shares of an online casino and figured compliance was for sheeple who always asked the man for permission instead of disrupting. then he learned that if you break the law you can get in trouble, and disrupted himself to panama. It's a lot easier to go after registered brokers and exchanges but they can put a spotlight on anyone. Years ago the SEC went after some high school kid who was loving around with penny stocks. They let him off with a warning and a pinky swear not to engage in market manipulation ever again.
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mail being sent from a blockchain.info source address to people with blockchain accounts posted:Hello  does blockchain host wallets or anything did they just lose all the bitcoins
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resurrecting rngchat from a few pages back since i'm catching up to the thread and recently learned lots of poo poo about the topic while researching and creating a hardware rng and therefore i must spergpost about it a bitOwlofcreamcheese posted:I don't even know what sort of degree a person would need to be able to reliably personally verify the security of their rnd generator. cryptographically secure pseudorandom number generators (csprngs) are stream ciphers, stream ciphers are csprngs. want a secure generator? pick a good stream cipher, seed it with good entropy (that's where my hardware entropy source came in handy), and use its output as a random number sequence instead of using it as a pad to encrypt a message so the degree you need is crypto, and the standard crypto advice applies: jony ive aces posted:don't roll your own crypto, yospos also note that otherwise-awesome conventional prng algs are loving terrible for crypto. mersenne twister i'm looking at you theflyingorc posted:as a person who has worked on an online videogame, i can tell you with full certainty that college students in any discipline are fully qualified to tell you that your rnd() function is bad, why in fact sometimes it has huge streaks!!!! a really random system wouldn't have streaks, would it mister programmer man but rnd() functions with streaks are bad one of the tests i used on my hardware rnd() was piping blocks of its output data into imagemagick to make the bits into a 1bpp png. when i had probs with (a lack of) statistical independence between successive samples it was visible as horizontal streaks. not what u'd use to be really confident about anything but the mk 1 eyeball is a dece sanity check for a rng (i know, i know, that's not what u were talking about) TVarmy posted:the moral is that if you deserve any sympathy for losing your buttcoins, you better be writing your own random number generator and writing your own SHA-256 functions. welp time for me to acquire and lose some buttcoins then. i got the private label rng thing loving down: mine's not pseudorandom, assholes  (counter-smug: anybody with a sandy bridge or newer intel cpu has a better hardware rng than mine, unless you buy the  that's out there about the  compromising it, which personally i dont)
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bucketmouse posted:
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gently caress YOU BUTTCOIN, BITCOIN HAS WON. (self.Buttcoin) submitted 8 hours ago by sirboozebum I am an American. My taxes are paying for the missiles that are killing people around the world. My taxes are also supporting the fiat money system that enriches the shareholder and enslaves the worker, home owner, and student. I cannot win the war by buying an AK-47 and raising an army BUT I can buy bitcoins. I am a warrior and my weapon of choice is BITCOIN. My army will grow and grow and grow until we win the war. We will bring the evil fiat banking system to its knees!! They will beg to join us, and we will say no because we will not need them when the new JUST banking system is working smoothly. I AM A WARRIOR AND MY WEAPON OF CHOICE IS BITCOIN
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the title is past tense but the message body is future tense? D+ see me after class e: gently caress you poe's law
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jony ive aces posted:e: gently caress you poe's law i don't even know what's real anymore
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Greyhawk posted:gently caress YOU BUTTCOIN, BITCOIN HAS WON. (self.Buttcoin) walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm
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holy gently caress  quote:In particular, Defendants’ counsel made the
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Greyhawk posted:i don't even know what's real anymore butts, butts never change
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Greyhawk posted:i don't even know what's real anymore
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QuarkJets posted:Bitcoin 98 was the best Bitcoin Bitcoin ME?!?! BITCOIN YOU!!!
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hey, have you idiots ever considered a sidechain for SA caleld SACoins? you could make posts by sending postcoins to a poster, replying to his posts with the post stuffed into the coin. you could also sort posts by postcoins spent, so if you really wanna make a funny post that everyone sees you pay a little extra post coin, but you get coins back if it was comedy gold! plus lowtax can't ban free speech or anime this way! bet you guys feel real dumb now that the blockchain is going to replace SA!
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did whoever make the ill start the wiki bot ever make it actually start wikis? it was a pretty funny bot
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Snapchat A Titty posted:did whoever make the ill start the wiki bot ever make it actually start wikis? it was a pretty funny bot no i got busy at work and forgot about it
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