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pointers
Sep 4, 2008

Sagebrush posted:

best burgers in the world are actually at the small canadian chain The Works. the rest of you can still compete for second place.
im not sure about this, i think dangerous dans is better

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Thesoro
Dec 6, 2005

YOU CANNOT LEARN
TO WHISTLE
"shake shack?!" yospos burgs in the door and just keeps burging, sliding off around the room, bouncing against walls. it burgs against your toilet, busting it up big time. you get the feeling it's trying to say something to you but it's burging at such a high velocity you just can’t quite make it out. as it finally nails a window and falls out you think you hear it exclaim "five guys is overrated, that’s what’s so CRAZY about this" on the way down

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



FMguru posted:

as yaz (yazoo) cover bands go, la roux is p good

thx for clarifying that you meant yazoo and not the other yaz??!?

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Thesoro posted:

"shake shack?!" yospos burgs in the door and just keeps burging, sliding off around the room, bouncing against walls. it burgs against your toilet, busting it up big time. you get the feeling it's trying to say something to you but it's burging at such a high velocity you just can’t quite make it out. as it finally nails a window and falls out you think you hear it exclaim "five guys is overrated, that’s what’s so CRAZY about this" on the way down

lol

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

these burger derails are indeed a bit ridiculous

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Snapchat A Titty posted:

thx for clarifying that you meant yazoo and not the other yaz??!?
clarity and precision are the keystones to effective communication

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Beast of Bourbon posted:

#owned

her latest album has exactly 1 good song "let me down gently"

but like, the previous album 'la roux' had some super awesome songs like bulletproof, in for the kill (and the amazing skream remix of it, not skrillex gently caress that guy), quicksand, and i'm not your toy.

loving awesome euro electro tracks

not to mention my dude friend drew goes as her for halloween and looks exactly like her.

la roux was originally 2 people

only 1 of them worked on the second album

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.





re: computers not understanding context for laffs

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


The Leck posted:

i've got to go to top notch more often

their onion rings alone are worth it

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Thesoro posted:

"shake shack?!" yospos burgs in the door and just keeps burging, sliding off around the room, bouncing against walls. it burgs against your toilet, busting it up big time. you get the feeling it's trying to say something to you but it's burging at such a high velocity you just can’t quite make it out. as it finally nails a window and falls out you think you hear it exclaim "five guys is overrated, that’s what’s so CRAZY about this" on the way down

literally tears running down my face here

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

four? five? pages of burgerchat

christ

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

okay realtalk rochester, NY is the king of burgers. so many fuckin lil local burger places. and we have and invented garbage plates, a burger-based meal that is vastly more than the sum of its parts. thanks, nick tahou.

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Bloody posted:

okay realtalk rochester, NY is the king of burgers. so many fuckin lil local burger places. and we have and invented garbage plates, a burger-based meal that is vastly more than the sum of its parts. thanks, nick tahou.

tbc parachute account spotted

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


As a Millennial I posted:

these burger derails are indeed a bit ridiculous

"I'm a normal guy because I like hamburgers/Kentucky bourbon/etc, see, but I'm more than a normal person because I only like very special, artisanal versions of those things," the YOSPOS Food Yuppie smugly proclaimed.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Bloody posted:

okay realtalk rochester, NY is the king of burgers. so many fuckin lil local burger places. and we have and invented garbage plates, a burger-based meal that is vastly more than the sum of its parts. thanks, nick tahou.

I found a garbage plate, it's got your post on it

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

uncurable mlady posted:

tbc parachute account spotted

tbc is a rochestarian? :ohdear:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Citizen Tayne posted:

"I'm a normal guy because I like hamburgers/Kentucky bourbon/etc, see, but I'm more than a normal person because I only like very special, artisanal versions of those things," the YOSPOS Food Yuppie smugly proclaimed.

im the opposite, i only eat burgers where the ingredients are flown in daily from multiple continents & every employee at every stage of production is underpaid

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Snapchat A Titty posted:

im the opposite, i only eat burgers where the ingredients are flown in daily from multiple continents & every employee at every stage of production is underpaid

Ah, I see that you also shop at Whole Foods

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010
basically everywhere except the most rural of rural shitholes has that one really good local burger place

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Main Paineframe posted:

basically everywhere except the most rural of rural shitholes has that one really good local burger place

i heard theres a place down south that has a really good hotdog shack

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Snapchat A Titty posted:

i heard theres a place down south that has a really good hotdog shack
i think goons even funded one

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Main Paineframe posted:

basically everywhere except the most rural of rural shitholes has that one really good local burger place

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
you know what though i jus tcan't finish the big burgs at red robin. something about their grease just gets to be too much. some might say that it's too much grease and it fouls the taste centres, but my theory is that it actually contains just enough of a hidden phaermoacoelogistin solution that enables one to subterconsciously glimpse the true guthorror of their bodies, and this is what fouls the appetite capacity.


or maybe it's because i love the steak fries and can't stop consuming the steak friens

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

american casual dining restaurants are merciless optimization machines and I'd bet they're at the bleeding edge of perceptual food science and know some really spooky poo poo

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
also this one time i was on a wortk trip and i took an uber and it was a hot lady driving and i spent the whole transit wanting to bang her


sorry uber girl

Farmer Crack-Ass fucked around with this message at 08:54 on Oct 16, 2016

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

also this one time i was on a wortk trip and i took an uber and it was a hot ethnic girl driving and i spent the whole transit wanting to bang her


sorry uber girl

Did you?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


True story: Every woman on the planet is an "ethnic girl"!

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

qirex posted:

american casual dining restaurants are merciless optimization machines and I'd bet they're at the bleeding edge of perceptual food science and know some really spooky poo poo

if you feature salads on a menu, even if they're overpriced/not really profitable and people don't really buy them, your customers will perceive the rest of the menu as being more healthy

Thesoro
Dec 6, 2005

YOU CANNOT LEARN
TO WHISTLE

Citizen Tayne posted:

True story: Every woman on the planet is an "ethnic girl"!
agreeing with a pittstymie post

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Citizen Tayne posted:

True story: Every woman on the planet is an "ethnic girl"!

then how come i get some really specific ones when i type that into porn searches

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


because tbc

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

qirex posted:

american casual dining restaurants are merciless optimization machines and I'd bet they're at the bleeding edge of perceptual food science and know some really spooky poo poo

yes i'm sure they're on the bleeding edge, but their goal is to value-engineer the product down to the cheapest crap they can shovel

the food scientists are just there to make the 3rd rate ingredients and piss poor cooking edible

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Notorious b.s.d. posted:

yes i'm sure they're on the bleeding edge, but their goal is to value-engineer the product down to the cheapest crap they can shovel

the food scientists are just there to make the 3rd rate ingredients and piss poor cooking edible

Citizen Tayne posted:

"I'm a normal guy because I like hamburgers/Kentucky bourbon/etc, see, but I'm more than a normal person because I only like very special, artisanal versions of those things," the YOSPOS Food Yuppie smugly proclaimed.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



every time the news say "ethnic" my dad says that theres only one ethnic restaurant in town, its the one that serves traditional danish food (the town is in denmark you see)

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

yes i'm sure they're on the bleeding edge, but their goal is to value-engineer the product down to the cheapest crap they can shovel

the food scientists are just there to make the 3rd rate ingredients and piss poor cooking edible

well yeah, a really good tomato is delicious if you slice it and eat it but ones shipped from thousands of miles away then bathed in some chemical to make them the right color need some help [that help is usually fat and salt]

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

lmao no

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


"This is popular? ME HATE THING!!" - YOSPOS man who is still mad at the popular kids who made fun of him

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Snapchat A Titty posted:

every time the news say "ethnic" my dad says that theres only one ethnic restaurant in town, its the one that serves traditional danish food (the town is in denmark you see)

if you go to a sushi place with japanese people it's p funny to watch them try to speak japanese to the korean waitstaff and watch them get mad

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

i bathe tomatoes in chemicals like dihydrogen monoxide before eating them too

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Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Bloody posted:

i bathe tomatoes in chemicals like dihydrogen monoxide before eating them too

lol, jk, i don't eat tomatoes.

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