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NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Shine posted:

Do what, now?

Why WWE is trying extra hard to distance themselves from CM Punk to the point of reprinting comic books where he is the main character to someone else. HHH/Vince being pissed that he is taking credit for the Shield.

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Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

NutritiousSnack posted:

Why WWE is trying extra hard to distance themselves from CM Punk to the point of reprinting comic books where he is the main character to someone else. HHH/Vince being pissed that he is taking credit for the Shield.

I had assumed that comic book thing is because CM Punk at least partially owns his own character.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Vince McMahon will still be in control of the company and the booking of the company come 2040. The man is the Peter Weyland of pro wrestling. He'll do whatever it takes to live forever.

RIP Vince McMahon; killed 40 years from now by an Engineer on LV-223

Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.

Zonekeeper posted:

GodDAMN, Seth. :stare:

It only makes me sadder that Ambrose and Reigns are falling victim to terrible writing and booking. Imagine we had all 3 of them operating at this level. At least Dean is doing the best with what he's got.

Daniel Day-Lewis couldn't salvage Roman's current script.

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Gonz posted:

Vince McMahon will still be in control of the company and the booking of the company come 2040. The man is the Peter Weyland of pro wrestling. He'll do whatever it takes to live forever.

RIP Vince McMahon; killed 40 years from now by an Engineer on LV-223
I just pictured Vince McMahon being bludgeoned to death with John Cena's head, so thanks for the laugh.

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMUCQQ-ryQ8&t=81s So do you think this promo was also written by McMahon? Or someone else?

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Gonz posted:

Vince McMahon will still be in control of the company and the booking of the company come 2040. The man is the Peter Weyland of pro wrestling. He'll do whatever it takes to live forever.

RIP Vince McMahon; killed 40 years from now by an Engineer on LV-223

Either that or he's the Robert House of pro wrestling, which could end with him getting whacked by a golf club.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Gonz posted:

Vince McMahon will still be in control of the company and the booking of the company come 2040. The man is the Peter Weyland of pro wrestling. He'll do whatever it takes to live forever.

RIP Vince McMahon; killed 40 years from now by an Engineer on LV-223

Would that make Yutani the CEO of Bushiroad?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Carver Crisis posted:

I just pictured Vince McMahon being bludgeoned to death with John Cena's head, so thanks for the laugh.

Vince: "There.....is nothing."

Cena: "I know. Have a good journey, Mr. McMahon. Rapadoo."

Gonz fucked around with this message at 09:56 on Jan 16, 2015

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Onmi posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMUCQQ-ryQ8&t=81s So do you think this promo was also written by McMahon? Or someone else?

Oh please, like Vince has ever heard of Star Wars.

HOT! New Memes
May 31, 2006




What company prints the WWE comics? I figured the reprint thing had more to do with a contract with marvel then anything

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Red posted:

As punishment, they'll spend a few weeks having different over-the-hill "legends" (using the term loosely) come out and destroy Slater, ending with all of the old guys burying Slater in-ring in hilarious, embarrassing fashi

... what?

The last time they did that, the crew was motley but included Sid, Animal and loving Vader. Like, every revelation was absolutely delightful, even fake Doink.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

It was a pretty good sendoff for Vader too, since he was much closer to Grizzly Bear Vader than Fat gently caress Vader.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Seth is legit becoming a bad-rear end heel instead of the cowardly thing he had going on at the start, it's great.

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Frankston posted:

Seth is legit becoming a bad-rear end heel instead of the cowardly thing he had going on at the start, it's great.

I love that he instilled fear in Heyman that he could destroy him and take the title, proving Heyman doesn't have the utmost faith in Brock to get it done without him, at the same time, he made Rollins doubt the Authority would be around to support him, leading Rollins to be able to move beyond the group as a whole in the future. And I would actually accept a Rollins/Heyman screwjob of Lesnar. Or Heyman telling Brock to stand aside and let Rollins pin a destroyed Cena.

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Frankston posted:

Seth is legit becoming a bad-rear end heel instead of the cowardly thing he had going on at the start, it's great.

I want to believe this is true, but he's been jobbing like mad starting with TLC. I have zero faith in WWE to not make him a chain finisher eating pin victim who spends most of the match at RR staying away from the Big Kids.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Shine posted:

Do what, now?

A UFC fighter's gonna pound Punk into the ground like a nail with his fists, which is called the Extra Burial in the biz, I believe.

Padje
Sep 10, 2003

I don't much care for the attitude of filthy money-lenders
After watching The Ascension's promo on Main Event I'm convinced they're bringing back an older team for them to fight, similar to the NAO's run up to Wrestlemania last year. Obviously the APA seem to fit given JBL's constant ragging of them, but The Dudley Boys are currently not under contract at TNA and could come in at any time.

also: TNA Spoiler: it looks like Velvet Sky, who is Bubba Ray's girlfriend, will be on-screen fired shortly. If this is as a result of her contract expiring and not some dumb angle (she's not booked for the Uk tour, probably 6 episodes of TV tapings), no way they'd do that if they still wanted/expected Bubba to go back to TNA, right?

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Suben posted:

Slater's burial will be that he wins matches.

Barret will drop the IC title to Slater as the ultimate punishment!

VoLaTiLe
Oct 21, 2010

He's Behind you

Padje posted:

also: TNA Spoiler: it looks like Velvet Sky, who is Bubba Ray's girlfriend, will be on-screen fired shortly. If this is as a result of her contract expiring and not some dumb angle (she's not booked for the Uk tour, probably 6 episodes of TV tapings), no way they'd do that if they still wanted/expected Bubba to go back to TNA, right?

Given she's one of the more popular knockouts (she won the knockout calander cover girl compitition) there could be some truth to what your saying there

Also Smackdown was really entertaining there was not really a match there I found boring and it sure is good to see Bryan perform again he's definately fun to watch.

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

I watched Smackdown for the first time in years, because its was on Thursday. I'm interested to see if there is any significant ratings boost.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

NutritiousSnack posted:

Triple H gave him the rub and tried to get Vince to pull the trigger on him around Summer Slam, so yeah no kidding. HHH probably sees the near future of the WWE as Reigns/Bryan as the top faces, with Rollins/Other as the top heel so when Vince retires or hands him the keys to the kingdom he can point to them as his success stories.

I like the thinking, but ... is Bryan going to be wrestling 5-10 years from now? I guess it doesn't matter, since Batista was only really a main eventer for 4-5 years.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Sanguinia posted:

I want to believe this is true, but he's been jobbing like mad starting with TLC. I have zero faith in WWE to not make him a chain finisher eating pin victim who spends most of the match at RR staying away from the Big Kids.

He had the cage win over Cena, and just had the opening Raw lumberjack win over Cena, then got promo time one on one with the master of promos. They're giving him the chance to prove he belongs.

This might be that odd case where he jobs at the Rumble to see how he comes out of it, then gets the belt via the briefcase in 3-4 months.

Minidust
Nov 4, 2009

Keep bustin'

Taste the Rainbugh posted:

What company prints the WWE comics? I figured the reprint thing had more to do with a contract with marvel then anything
It almost certainly has to be this, or some other legal reason. I mean they still show the "Pipe Bomb" promo to fill time between shows on WWE Network. If they're that casual about Punk-related footage being featured on the Network (which is the main thing they're trying to sell now), I doubt they'd go to such extraordinary effort over a niche product, unless they were forced to for whatever reason.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Padje posted:

After watching The Ascension's promo on Main Event I'm convinced they're bringing back an older team for them to fight, similar to the NAO's run up to Wrestlemania last year. Obviously the APA seem to fit given JBL's constant ragging of them, but The Dudley Boys are currently not under contract at TNA and could come in at any time.

Simmons is almost 60 and hasn't wrestled in seven years, I'd be really surprised if they brought him back just for an Ascension squash and there's no way he and JBL would do any kind of extended program.

Using their current promo series as a surprise Dudley return would, as I have previously opined, be super badass and if done right could get both teams over big.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Padje posted:

After watching The Ascension's promo on Main Event I'm convinced they're bringing back an older team for them to fight, similar to the NAO's run up to Wrestlemania last year. Obviously the APA seem to fit given JBL's constant ragging of them, but The Dudley Boys are currently not under contract at TNA and could come in at any time.[/spoiler]

They had a great match with 2 Cool in NXT, who aren't at the 'nostalgia title run' levels of the NAO/Dudleys, so I'd see them as way more likely to be putting the Ascension over given their current push.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Blasmeister posted:

They had a great match with 2 Cool in NXT, who aren't at the 'nostalgia title run' levels of the NAO/Dudleys, so I'd see them as way more likely to be putting the Ascension over given their current push.

Not really in the same class as the hoss tag teams that the Ascension are calling out.

I dunno what the Barbarian's up to these days but I'd mark for he and Car Dealership Meng reforming the Faces of Fear for a match.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I just checked out that Heyman/Rollins promo and I'm so glad Paul called everyone out (LOOKING AT YOU CENA) about how cliche it is to threaten to beat him up when Brock isn't around.

And in regards to someone above saying Heyman telling Brock to stand aside while Rollins pinned Cena, it would only be better if before that Brock did the hand sign for money and Heyman wrote him a check.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Angry Grimace posted:

Daniel Day-Lewis couldn't salvage Roman's current script.

I think Nicolas Cage could.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

flashy_mcflash posted:

Not really in the same class as the hoss tag teams that the Ascension are calling out.

I dunno what the Barbarian's up to these days but I'd mark for he and Car Dealership Meng reforming the Faces of Fear for a match.

CHIKARA brought those two and the Warlord in for a "Faces of Pain" trio for KoT 2012.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

fatherdog posted:

Simmons is almost 60 and hasn't wrestled in seven years, I'd be really surprised if they brought him back just for an Ascension squash and there's no way he and JBL would do any kind of extended program.

Using their current promo series as a surprise Dudley return would, as I have previously opined, be super badass and if done right could get both teams over big.

Would Bubba Ray go back to tag after his main eventing in TNA?

Otherwise, I would think Booker/Stevie might be able to do a few matches. Everyone else I can think of has a key tag member dead/crippled/etc. - the British Bulldogs (Davey's dead, Kid is crippled), LOD (Hawk is dead), Natural Disasters (Earthquake is dead), Twin Towers (never forget, Bossman is dead).

That leaves:

- The Steiner Brothers - I doubt Scott would show up to job, and Rick is in real estate
- Powers of Pain - Might happen?
- Faces of Fear - Might happen? Not a WWE tag team, though, so who knows
- Demolition - Maybe show up to be promo'd to death
- Harris Brothers - Probably available, but who would care?
- The World's Greatest Tag Team - Probably available
- The Rockers - Holy poo poo, Shawn would not come back to put over a tag team, and Marty Jannetty is never setting foot in a WWE ring ever again
- US Express - Probably available to take a beatdown - I would think they could do the Fall of Man
- The Godwinns - Who knows
- The Mounties/Quebecers - No one would care but a Canadian crowd
- NAO - Available, but I would think they're still associated with HHH
- The Dream Team - If the Barber's not currently on coke, why not

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

made me nervous as heck to watch DB wrestle last night. i wish he'd stop while he's ahead of the game

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Yeah, I never like seeing his dive to the outside after he got that stinger.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Thauros posted:

CHIKARA brought those two and the Warlord in for a "Faces of Pain" trio for KoT 2012.

I was going to ask about Warlord as well -- either Powers of Pain or Faces of Fear would be sick, though obviously Meng is the better option.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
I really miss the Dudley brothers. They were probably my favorite tag team when I was growing up.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Red posted:

Would Bubba Ray go back to tag after his main eventing in TNA?
The tag division in WWE, bad as it is, is still a step up from the TNA main event scene.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


The real answer is Bubba will do whatever the hell if you offer him enough money.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Red posted:

Would Bubba Ray go back to tag after his main eventing in TNA?

He might, especially if the blowoff to the Ascension program was a Dudleys breakup and a singles push.

quote:

Otherwise, I would think Booker/Stevie might be able to do a few matches.

Stevie is 56 and hasn't wrestled in 12 years, and I doubt he's been spending that time doing DDP Yoga.

The only old-school guys still around and in vaguely realistic physical shape with big enough names as a tag team for a feud with them to be meaningful in the way we're describing are NAO, the Hardys, and the Dudleyz. They just brought NAO back last year, and they'd be much more likely to bring back both Dudleyz than deal with Matt (Although I'll personally be surprised if Jeff doesn't wind up back in the WWE sooner or later).

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Yeah, if WWE does their usual WWE thing and breaks up the Dudleys a month into their run, it would hilariously only benefit Bubba.

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Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Really though, fantasy booking any high profile feuds for the Ascension is a waste of time because they are in no way getting a push.

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