YOU'RE TEARING ME APART SCUM! - The Room Mafia

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Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

OK cool, thanks. What do you find Scummy about Antivehicular?

# ? Feb 21, 2015 20:21

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# ? May 16, 2024 11:56

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

Lumpen posted:

OK cool, thanks. What do you find Scummy about Antivehicular?

I don't really like her reaction to the way you were poking people at the beginning of the day, and so far I feel like she hasn't contributed much in the way of actual reads. She's noncommittally said that MMT is "acting scummy," but that's about it, aside from her vote on you.

# ? Feb 21, 2015 20:27

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

EXAKT Science posted:

I don't really like her reaction to the way you were poking people at the beginning of the day, and so far I feel like she hasn't contributed much in the way of actual reads. She's noncommittally said that MMT is "acting scummy," but that's about it, aside from her vote on you.

# ? Feb 21, 2015 20:30

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

Come on you nerds it's like four hours to deadline, where are all y'all?

# ? Feb 21, 2015 20:41

blacknyte: Oct 13, 2014

I'm around. Hello.

# ? Feb 21, 2015 21:03

blacknyte: Oct 13, 2014

Deadline on a Saturday evening

# ? Feb 21, 2015 21:04

blacknyte: Oct 13, 2014

Rascyc posted:

Still disagree with case on Lumpen after reviewing. Looks like garden variety early game pressuring to me.

##vote Somberbrero

Ok. Rascyc said he was going to reread Lumpen and respond to the Lumpen case and this is what he comes up with after my long effort post about it? Then he throws out a vote on somb?

This player needs to die immediately.

##vote rascyc

# ? Feb 21, 2015 21:06

Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

Would also vote exaxt for his recent contributions.

# ? Feb 21, 2015 21:09

blacknyte: Oct 13, 2014

Lumpen, if you take away the "well he agrees with me so he's town" argument, why do you think rascyc is town?

He's spending far more time telling us why adds suck than trying to find scum himself. His vote on somb is out of the blue and he shifts to an out of the blue vote on exact after he's called out on the bad somb vote.

Dude is scum.

# ? Feb 21, 2015 21:09

blacknyte: Oct 13, 2014

Sandwolf posted:

Would also vote exaxt for his recent contributions.

What about them do you think is scummy?

# ? Feb 21, 2015 21:10

Rascyc: Jan 23, 2008; Dissatisfied Puppy

blacknyte posted:

Ok. Rascyc said he was going to reread Lumpen and respond to the Lumpen case and this is what he comes up with after my long effort post about it? Then he throws out a vote on somb?

This player needs to die immediately.

##vote rascyc

good luck

# ? Feb 21, 2015 21:24

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Rascyc posted:

I'd like to hear this too. Forward posturing by Bowmore is a pretty generic scum tell. Bowmore should be better than that though

I was just mucking around

# ? Feb 21, 2015 22:36

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

I'm leaning on voting Somber I think

I have to have another read

# ? Feb 21, 2015 22:36

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

Alright would I be correct in guessing that a Ras dunking isn't going to happen today? If so I need to know so I can put my vote somewhere else, as it's unlikely that I'll be around for deadline.

# ? Feb 21, 2015 22:40

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

ugh okay gently caress it. I might be back for deadline, but very likely won't.

##vote Somber

# ? Feb 21, 2015 22:53

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

blacknyte posted:

Lumpen, if you take away the "well he agrees with me so he's town" argument, why do you think rascyc is town?

He's posting freely, verbosely, and seemingly sincerely. Its mostly that his reads make sense to me, though.

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:01

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

##vote Somber

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:16

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

-1 with 13 minutes to go

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:17

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

blacknyte posted:

Lumpen, if you take away the "well he agrees with me so he's town" argument, why do you think rascyc is town?

On the other hand if he makes us no-lynch here it would make me seriously re-evaluate

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:24

Somberbrero: Feb 14, 2009; ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?

Hi I'm not going to self-vote. I'm vanilla.

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:26

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Somberbrero posted:

Hi I'm not going to self-vote. I'm vanilla.

cool story but your our only viable lynch choice this close to deadline

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:30

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Too late now though oh well

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:31

Rascyc: Jan 23, 2008; Dissatisfied Puppy

##vote somberbrero

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:31

Rascyc: Jan 23, 2008; Dissatisfied Puppy

n...nooo!! I just sat down

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:31

votefinder: Jul 6, 2010; scoop scoop

Somberbrero, we hardly knew ye

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:31

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Nice work guys, way to no lynch

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:32

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

How... convenient. :argh:

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:36

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

votefinder posted:

Somberbrero, we hardly knew ye

If Votefinder says it happens, it happens, I say!

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:38

Rascyc: Jan 23, 2008; Dissatisfied Puppy

this deadline sux anyway, I have no guilt if I missed deadline

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:40

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Rascyc posted:

this deadline sux anyway, I have no guilt if I missed deadline

uhuh

# ? Feb 22, 2015 00:42

weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

There won't be another weekend deadline, promise. xoxo

Update in the am because I'm hammered (hah, mafia puns!)

# ? Feb 22, 2015 04:39

weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

Hi, mod here. I was stuck at a friend's house overnight due to getting caught in a snowstorm. Between cyclones and snow, mother nature has been the scummiest player of all. Modding this game has been a learning experience and there will certainly not be any future weekend deadlines. However, I was pretty clear during the first two days I'd allow for a delayed deadline if anyone brought it up early and no one did until Friday. I hope this doesn't affect your enjoyment of the game which, from my standpoint anyway, has been pretty fun to read so far. Back to your regularly scheduled mafia.

quote:

The party had been going well. So well, in fact, everyone temporarily forgot their lies, suspicions and disdain for one another. Cake was eaten, champagne flowed, some variation of "Lisa looks hot tonight," was overheard at least three times. Things were going so well, in fact, that Johnny spoke up during a lull.

"Hey everyone," he shouted. "I have an announcement to make! We're expecting!"

A surprise to all, indeed. Some applause and many handshakes and congratulations to both Johnny and Lisa. However, it was clear something wasn't right.

"Whose baby is it?" Stephen asked Lisa.

"There is no baby," she replied."I just told him that to keep it interesting."

Michelle and Steven starred wide eyed, first at Lisa, then at each other.

"Lisa, are you feeling alright?" Michelle asked.

Steven looked around the party, knowing what this would potentially do to everyone. The smiles, the laughter, the sense of calm throughout The Room would soon fade. It had to. He sighed.

"I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb, waiting for it to go off.

Nobody was lynched Day One.

Please get me your Night One actions by noon Monday, 2/22. That's exactly 24 hours.

# ? Feb 22, 2015 17:58

weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOdjtiOMGbA

quote:

The next morning, after a casual naked walk around The Room, Johnny takes the scenic route through San Francisco to work. There are many important clients at the bank and Johnny works extra hard. Always the model employee, making the bank lots of money and never speaking about his clients outside of the job, Johnny is called into his boss' office just before close.

"Oh hai, boss man, what is the good news today, huh?"

"Johnny," the boss begins. "You're a good man. A great man even. The finest employee I've had. I know that you've been gunning for this promotion for a while but the higher-ups have decided not to promote from within. I'm sorry, Johnny. Maybe next year."

He couldn't believe his ears. All of the extra hours and time away from Lisa and he was being used. Without a word, Johnny exits the bosses office and leaves early. Let down, but ever the optimist, the dialogue in his head quickly turns to the things in life that do make him happy.

They no good at bank. They use me and I am the fool. They no good. I hope Lisa will not be too disappointed but I have to break news to her somehow.

Johnny's go to for making Lisa happy would always be a dozen red roses. Yes, that would be it. He had already bought her a sexy red dress the week earlier and he wasn't sure if doubling down on gifts would go as far as it usually did, but he wasn't in the right place to think of something new. But as he approached the flower shop, he could feel something was terribly wrong. Behind the counter, the florist's face was beat red and it appeared she had been crying.

"Oh hi, Johnny," she said, seemingly on the verge of a breakdown. "I didn't know it was you."

"What is wrong flower lady, huh? You look so sad now."

"It's my dog. It died overnight."

"Oh no!" Johnny screamed. "How could someone do such a thing to doggie. It just sit there and be so nice. Whoever do this thing is bad person. I will help you, I try to stop them."

She grabbed his hand tightly and took a long, penetrating look into the eye that was focused on her.

"Thank you Johnny. You're my favorite customer."

opopnax, Doggie, Vanilla Town was killed Night One

Day 2 is underway. Initial deadline is Wednesday, 2/25 at 8:00 pm EST. :siren:

weekly font fucked around with this message at 15:15 on Feb 23, 2015

# ? Feb 23, 2015 15:08

votefinder: Jul 6, 2010; scoop scoop

Votecount for Day 2

Not Voting (11): Anidav, Antivehicular, blacknyte, bowmore, Ernie., EXAKT Science, Lumpen, Murmur Twin, Rascyc, Sandwolf, Somberbrero

With 11 alive, it's 6 votes to lynch. There is currently no deadline set.

# ? Feb 23, 2015 15:13

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

##vote Rascyc
I don't believe for one second that you did not intentionally, tactically, Scummily blow that deadline.

blacknyte posted:

Lumpen, if you take away the "well he agrees with me so he's town" argument, why do you think rascyc is town?

He's spending far more time telling us why adds suck than trying to find scum himself. His vote on somb is out of the blue and he shifts to an out of the blue vote on exact after he's called out on the bad somb vote.

Dude is scum.

I was wrong wrong wrong. You are right.

# ? Feb 23, 2015 15:49

Murmur Twin: Feb 11, 2003; An ever-honest pacifist with no mind for tricks.

Lumpen posted:

##vote Rascyc
I don't believe for one second that you did not intentionally, tactically, Scummily blow that deadline.

I was wrong wrong wrong. You are right.

Does this mean you think that Rasc/Somb are scumbros?

If Rasc is scum and Somber is town, I can't imagine why he wouldn't hammer there.

# ? Feb 23, 2015 16:30

Somberbrero: Feb 14, 2009; ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?

blacknyte posted:

Ok. Rascyc said he was going to reread Lumpen and respond to the Lumpen case and this is what he comes up with after my long effort post about it? Then he throws out a vote on somb?

This player needs to die immediately.

##vote rascyc

I know I'm town but Martin Lawrence here definitely should have hammered.

Also, I didn't see an end-of-day votecount. Anyone know who was not voting?

# ? Feb 23, 2015 16:52

blacknyte: Oct 13, 2014

Somberbrero posted:

I know I'm town but Martin Lawrence here definitely should have hammered.

Also, I didn't see an end-of-day votecount. Anyone know who was not voting?

I wasn't actually here for the hard deadline. I should have been, but I had to take my son somewhere.

I also don't know if I would have hammered you if I was - I probably would have.

# ? Feb 23, 2015 17:01

blacknyte: Oct 13, 2014

##vote Rascyc

# ? Feb 23, 2015 17:08

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# ? May 16, 2024 11:56

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

Murmur Twin posted:

Does this mean you think that Rasc/Somb are scumbros?

If Rasc is scum and Somber is town, I can't imagine why he wouldn't hammer there.

Yeah, apparently.

Makes this post a more interesting "jokevote":

Rascyc posted:

Somber is too good at mafia and thus should not be kept around in case he is scum

##vote Somberbrero

This is an A+ d1 case, would vote again

# ? Feb 23, 2015 17:12

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