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raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Pookum posted:

its crazy how many supposedly high tech companies have data leaks. I used to work for a company that notified people they had their info breached. Kaiser permanente the bay area hospital had a huge leak and so did cisco.friggin cisco. all of your personal info is out there unprotected on some companies servers that you did business with years ago. it happens monthly.

When Sony had that huge leak a couple of years ago, didn't it come out that their info was stored in plain text?

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
it's actually extremely scary how shoddy the security practices are of almost every company out there. there's just tons of software out there now and the rate of change is immense. much of this software is very old. it will all get hacked/cracked in due time. even the new stuff.

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
Probably Sony yeah, I only dealt with American companies tho. You would poo poo a brick If you knew how many companies store ssn 's in plain text

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Pookum posted:

Probably Sony yeah, I only dealt with American companies tho. You would poo poo a brick If you knew how many companies store ssn 's in plain text

Im guessing pretty much all of them that havent had a public hacking incident and even some that have

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life

thathonkey posted:

Im guessing pretty much all of them that havent had a public hacking incident and even some that have

yup . stored on laptops that are routinely used for porn browsing and stolen out of rental cars


how about these nerds disrupt the crypto tech scene

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Pookum posted:

yup . stored on laptops that are routinely used for porn browsing and stolen out of rental cars


how about these nerds disrupt the crypto tech scene

Cause that would involve doing something with actual benefit.

Company i work for was gonna force everyone to run full disk encryption on work issue computers but then they decided to cut budget instead and the plan got nixed in favor of a forced security compliance online training. Cause thatll definitely help avoid getting my computer stolen from my trunk or home since im required to take it with me every night.

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003

thathonkey posted:

it's actually extremely scary how shoddy the security practices are of almost every company out there. there's just tons of software out there now and the rate of change is immense. much of this software is very old. it will all get hacked/cracked in due time. even the new stuff.

If you have a.pfx certificate with a password you should store the password in a plain text file on a network share where the entire company has read permission with the pfx certificate in the same folder (no joke).

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
sounds about right. also when these data breaches happen the companies really dont even change their security at all. All they legally have to do is let the affected customers know their info was breached, and tahts only if they cant keep the breach a secret.

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta
The entire system is utterly broken from top to bottom when it comes to preventing identity theft. Everything is designed to have the least amount of security possible.

For example, companies are allowed to collect and use your SSN. This shouldn't happen at all. Ever. And look at the SSN itself; it's literally a username AND password combined into one short string of numbers.

Then look at the fact that there are essentially no penalties (and certainly no consequences that companies have to bear) for a company that negligently loses your personal information. It's absolutely no wonder that people get their identity stolen constantly. It's a system designed to fail.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Yeah pretty much every utility and cell phone company requires you to give your SSN these days it seems like. Not just the last 4.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

revmoo posted:

The entire system is utterly broken from top to bottom when it comes to preventing identity theft. Everything is designed to have the least amount of security possible.

For example, companies are allowed to collect and use your SSN. This shouldn't happen at all. Ever. And look at the SSN itself; it's literally a username AND password combined into one short string of numbers.

Then look at the fact that there are essentially no penalties (and certainly no consequences that companies have to bear) for a company that negligently loses your personal information. It's absolutely no wonder that people get their identity stolen constantly. It's a system designed to fail.

Well the SSN wasn't designed to be used as a password, its just a lazyass thing companies have started to use it for

The same companies who don't give two shits if your info is stolen because IT is expensive. Honestly it seems like there's only one major side at fault here

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
So a friend of mine is thinking about getting a Tesla... I know we joke about them here from time to time but I don't know if they're actually good investments as a car for people who can afford them. Thoughts? Anyone have any hard evidence for/against besides the CEO being kind of a tool?

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

thathonkey posted:

So a friend of mine is thinking about getting a Tesla... I know we joke about them here from time to time but I don't know if they're actually good investments as a car for people who can afford them. Thoughts? Anyone have any hard evidence for/against besides the CEO being kind of a tool?

well they're not investments. it's a car. as far as i know it's a good car and from what i hear it's a lot of fun to drive.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Concerned Citizen posted:

well they're not investments. it's a car. as far as i know it's a good car and from what i hear it's a lot of fun to drive.

obviously i meant investment as in spending a lot of money on something that is meant to last you for a while not as in something that is going to make you money... sorry.

anyway, yeah i hear the same. but what if they start having mechanical problems? are you SOL? have to take it to the dealership or are there actually independent mechanics who work on them?

also, what if you don't have a garage? what do you do with the charging equipment if you, say, live in an apartment complex?

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

thathonkey posted:

So a friend of mine is thinking about getting a Tesla... I know we joke about them here from time to time but I don't know if they're actually good investments as a car for people who can afford them. Thoughts? Anyone have any hard evidence for/against besides the CEO being kind of a tool?

I know this thread hates techies but this is the first time I'm hearing someone call Elon Musk a "tool." The guy has a few quirks (who doesn't?) but seriously, he's ridiculously down-to-earth and a very nice guy, and super smart to boot. And unlike lovely software startups, he's actually tackling very difficult problems (all hardware-based) and he's not afraid to spend his own money on them, down to literally the last penny.

In terms of Tesla, I wouldn't call the an "investment" but they're super nice if you can afford one. Extremely high quality engineering, amazing performance and safety, and very pleasant to drive (and also be in, as a passenger).

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
yes yes I'm sure they're nice and luxurious and fast etc. they cost enough to be so i'd be more surprised if they weren't those things. i'm wondering more about long-term practicality of owning and maintaining one since they're so new/high-tech? you can just ignore that I got a cheap jab in on elon musk and whatnot if that helps. thanks

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

thathonkey posted:

anyway, yeah i hear the same. but what if they start having mechanical problems? are you SOL? have to take it to the dealership or are there actually independent mechanics who work on them?

also, what if you don't have a garage? what do you do with the charging equipment if you, say, live in an apartment complex?

They have 24-hour free roadside assistance and a valet service that seamlessly picks up your car and replaces it with a loaner.

I wouldn't recommend one for someone who doesn't have easy access to an outlet in their residence, since overnight charging is a big part of the convenience. This is getting better though as public charging stations become more common. Five years from now it may be a different story.

thathonkey posted:

yes yes I'm sure they're nice and luxurious and fast etc. they cost enough to be so i'd be more surprised if they weren't those things. i'm wondering more about long-term practicality of owning and maintaining one since they're so new/high-tech? you can just ignore that I got a cheap jab in on elon musk and whatnot if that helps. thanks

I think long distance (500+ mile) trips are a concern for some people, especially if they don't have the highest range model. And the car's ability to perform well in extremely cold weather conditions has popped up in a few reviews, but I don't know if that's still the case.

Slow News Day fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Mar 3, 2015

Ultraklystron
May 19, 2010

Unsafe At Every Speed
Tesla is doing a lifetime (power train?) warranty now on all cars if I recall correctly, so I'd say on that note, it's a better deal than anything else you're dropping that kind of money on, so long as the company stays in business.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I'm waiting for him to release the Dragon Capsule. It's a bit more expensive, but you can't beat the range.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Ultraklystron posted:

Tesla is doing a lifetime (power train?) warranty now on all cars if I recall correctly, so I'd say on that note, it's a better deal than anything else you're dropping that kind of money on, so long as the company stays in business.

I have a friend who tried getting an extended warranty on his Porsche and the dealer straight up told him you don't want to be driving it after 3 years

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

WhyteRyce posted:

I have a friend who tried getting an extended warranty on his Porsche and the dealer straight up told him you don't want to be driving it after 3 years

the dealership probably has an ulterior motive but they're also probably right about that haha

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Tesla is a basically a car company with dot.com like stock behavior

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
yeah that's my main concern (well besides the lack of independent mechanics that can work on these cars but i guess that's a non-issue for people rich enough to afford them or whatever. this valet service sounds ok i guess but what if your poo poo runs out of battery in the middle of nowhere? it just sounds really impractical right now all around). what are the odds of this company being around in 5-10 years? if the technology is actually viable what stops other more established players from just making cars that use it? serious questions that i dont know the answer to so foirgive my ignorance

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

thathonkey posted:

if the technology is actually viable what stops other more established players from just making cars that use it? serious questions that i dont know the answer to so foirgive my ignorance

Tesla's business model is more aiming for high end performance and premium brand recognition similar to apple did with their Iphone.

There are other companies out there making electric car but none of them have managed to make a high end product with nice margins.

Also similar to the Iphone Tesla makes big bucks on upsells such as the battery pack, with the upgrades it's more around $110,000

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
ah ok I get it now that makes sense. i guess all of my concerns about practicality are null and void in light of this. thanks for the info yall

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

etalian posted:

Tesla is a basically a car company with dot.com like stock behavior

thathonkey posted:

yeah that's my main concern. what are the odds of this company being around in 5-10 years? if the technology is actually viable what stops other more established players from just making cars that use it? serious questions that i dont know the answer to so foirgive my ignorance

They were founded in 2003 so they have already been around for more than 10 years and they're going pretty strong.

Other manufacturers are starting to test the waters, but there hasn't been much serious traction because they're way too deeply invested in gasoline-powered cars.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

thathonkey posted:

the dealership probably has an ulterior motive but they're also probably right about that haha

Yeah I'm sure they'd love to keep him on a regular upgrade schedule but it's pretty ballsy (or hilariously honest) turning down free money from a person looking to buy a status symbol and would have bought a new one after 3 years anyway.

WhyteRyce fucked around with this message at 01:59 on Mar 3, 2015

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

thathonkey posted:

ah ok I get it now that makes sense. i guess all of my concerns about practicality are null and void in light of this. thanks for the info yall

The other engineering improvement is improving max range for the next models, such as going 200 miles max to 400 miles max.

Just any technology will only get better with time.

Also they randomly got really popular in Norway since the government provides huge tax breaks and also rebates for electric vehicles.

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
why the gently caress would you want a car that doesnt rattle windows and set off car alarms when you stomp the pedal. get a mustang support the troops

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Pookum posted:

why the gently caress would you want a car that doesnt rattle windows and set off car alarms when you stomp the pedal. get a mustang support the troops

because it has a big ipad like screen, so you can watch porn while driving

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

etalian posted:

because it has a big ipad like screen, so you can watch porn while driving

no need, if you own a tesla you'll probably have a hot chick giving you a blowjob while you drive

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

enraged_camel posted:

no need, if you own a tesla you'll probably have a hot chick giving you a blowjob while you drive

that's one of the upsells etalian was referring to right?

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

thathonkey posted:

that's one of the upsells etalian was referring to right?

yep, one of many

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
and if you wreck while cumming from the aforementioned road head and your dick gets completely severed off in some fashion is the tesla valet service equipped to deal with that just as seamlessly as the battery dying? like do they have proper paramedic training is what im getting at

thathonkey fucked around with this message at 02:15 on Mar 3, 2015

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


thathonkey posted:

obviously i meant investment as in spending a lot of money on something that is meant to last you for a while not as in something that is going to make you money... sorry.

anyway, yeah i hear the same. but what if they start having mechanical problems? are you SOL? have to take it to the dealership or are there actually independent mechanics who work on them?

also, what if you don't have a garage? what do you do with the charging equipment if you, say, live in an apartment complex?

If you live in an apartment complex, you probably can't afford a Tesla.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

enraged_camel posted:

no need, if you own a tesla you'll probably have a hot chick giving you a blowjob while you drive

not exactly true on the hot part since the tesla is most popular in the Bay Area.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

raditts posted:

If you live in an apartment complex, you probably can't afford a Tesla.

im inclined to agree but the person i was gathering info on behalf of actually does live in an apt complex :shrug: pretty hosed up but he seems to have money from an unknown source just blows it on toys instead of a nicer place to live. to each their own i guess.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Bay Area is different since in most US cities something like a corvette or mustang is the small penis transport of choice.

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
he just should just get the biggest dualie Ram truck and spew out hazardous gasses as the tesla drivers hold their noses. bonus points if it has a camouflage browning logo or a dale earnhardt sticker on back

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Lowly
Aug 13, 2009

etalian posted:

not exactly true on the hot part since the tesla is most popular in the Bay Area.

This also applies to the apartment part, since everyone is living in 600 sq foot apartments they bought for $800,000 or pay $5000/month rent.

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