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Holy poo poo Yeah, just retire Alonso. That shitbox Mclaren isn't going to do anything for a long time. and seriously, gently caress Ron Dennis
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 17:13 |
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JFairfax posted:he's brains hosed. So he's okay.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 17:17 |
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JFairfax posted:he's regressed to the state of a 13 year old who just wants to drive fast cars and likes animes. So, Toro Rosso now interested in signing him up for next season?...
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 17:18 |
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enri posted:So, Toro Rosso now interested in signing him up for next season?... Too old.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 17:27 |
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enri posted:So, Toro Rosso now interested in signing him up for next season?... They want people physically 13 not mentally.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 17:30 |
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El Hefe posted:I hope Alonso just retires, he's never winning another title. He needs to win one to actually remember becoming world champion.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 17:47 |
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gret posted:He needs to win one to actually remember becoming world champion. christ that's cold I mean, not you, I mean
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 17:49 |
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Speed back in open wheel racing. http://www.thecheckeredflag.co.uk/2015/03/scott-speed-to-race-for-andretti-in-miami/ Formula E certainly is becoming a motley crew of hate.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 17:54 |
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Formula E is awesome and I hope it does well. The dental drill noise takes some getting used to though.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 17:56 |
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Norns posted:Formula E is awesome and I hope it does well. The noise makes me feel like I'm watching some sci-fi thing and I love it.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 18:02 |
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simplefish posted:christ that's cold Maybe that was Ron's plan all along. Instead of killing Alonso he wanted to make him suffer, so he just brained his damage.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 18:21 |
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Fernando "Bobby" Allison
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 18:41 |
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Norns posted:Haha holy poo poo is that real. Please tell me it is. http://deportes.elpais.com/deportes/2015/03/04/actualidad/1425497733_743825.html If only I were able to forget Vettel too
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 18:41 |
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poty posted:http://deportes.elpais.com/deportes/2015/03/04/actualidad/1425497733_743825.html That's insane. Jokes aside, I hope he's okay. Head trama like that is frightening poo poo.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 18:48 |
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be nice wicka posted:in joe's reddit thing he suggested that mclaren could be faster than mercedes by the end of the year so that's the end of my optimism for the season I'm actually revising my prediction and saying that Mclaren will win races at the start of the year but be utter dogshit after Monaco, like Mercedes were in 2012.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 18:56 |
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Fumble posted:Well, McLaren will probably have the same sort of results as 1995, sans fat Nigel. Lmfao
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 18:57 |
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The MP4/30 will have a mid-wing at some point.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 19:00 |
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Human Grand Prix posted:The MP4/30 will have a mid-wing at some point. Seems more realistic than a title sponsor.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 19:02 |
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That kind of memory loss also affected Karl Wendlinger; I recall (hehe) reading that people caring for him had to be very careful to consider exposure to people and current events until he slowly recovered.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 19:04 |
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Oh sure he didn't remember 20 years but after a week he's at 100%. I wish they'd stop the bullshit, I think the only thing we know for sure is that Alonso got hosed up.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 19:16 |
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nsaP posted:Oh sure he didn't remember 20 years but after a week he's at 100%. I wish they'd stop the bullshit, I think the only thing we know for sure is that Alonso got hosed up. Yeah, he's been showing signs of impaired judgement, like signing for McLaren.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 19:17 |
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Also further proof Joe's Award has no credibility keen insight into Alonso's injury, it's all just the insurers! How do people take this clown seriously? OH MY GOD I JUST HAVE TO STOP READING THIS IS RIDICULOUS Joe's Award, best F1 troll nsaP fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Mar 5, 2015 |
# ? Mar 5, 2015 19:20 |
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Asomodai posted:Speed back in open wheel racing. this gave me a boner this big
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 19:22 |
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Alain Post posted:Yeah, he's been showing signs of impaired judgement, like signing for McLaren. Lol.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 19:24 |
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Handsome, hyperfit man with almost superhuman reactions wakes up after a traumatic event with no memory of the past several years. He finds himself in possession of a large amount of money, and must travel around the world to exotic locations, getting into high-speed car chases while younger and more dangerous rivals in the pay of a sinister cabal of malevolent old men attempt to eliminate him. The Alonso Identity, coming soon to screens near you.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 19:33 |
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Alonso got into a fatal karting accident in 1995 and everything that has happened after that is him living out his boyhood dream of being a F1 driver. In reality he's in purgatory and last month's crash made him start to wake up.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 19:36 |
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Purgatory is no magic limbo land where the maybe dead go. Purgatory is where you are cleansed and prepared to enter heaven. Bloody protestants.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 19:40 |
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Manor/Marussia have passed the crash tests and are cleared to race in Australia. They still need to sign a second driver, of course.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 19:56 |
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Maybe Alonso will solicit them, it'd be a good drive for his first in F1
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 19:58 |
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nsaP posted:Maybe Alonso will solicit them, it'd be a good drive for his first in F1 Oh God stop, I'm trying to eat
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 20:00 |
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nsaP posted:Maybe Alonso will solicit them, it'd be a good drive for his first in F1
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 20:13 |
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poty posted:http://deportes.elpais.com/deportes/2015/03/04/actualidad/1425497733_743825.html I used google translate to read that and got this gem: quote:"I'm Fernando, cum in karts and want to become Formula 1 driver," said the Spaniard.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 20:13 |
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He's going to freak out when he catches a glimpse of that stupid tattoo on his back.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 20:13 |
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Kilmers Elbow posted:He's going to freak out when he catches a glimpse of that stupid tattoo on his back. Nah. A 13 year old boy would find it to be pretty sweet.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 20:37 |
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GramCracker posted:I used google translate to read that and got this gem: In his defense he's 13 and karts vibrate quite a bit
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 20:38 |
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Nelson Piquet used to poo poo and piss himself in the car.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 20:47 |
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gret posted:Nah. A 13 year old boy would find it to be pretty sweet. Are we sure the retrograde amnesia came from this collision?
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 20:57 |
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RALF posted:Nelson Piquet used to poo poo and piss himself in the car. Same.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 21:00 |
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I'm really glad that F1 superstar Ralf Schumacher and wash out Prost is posting with us in this thread.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 21:27 |
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The Worst Thread gets worser with each passing year. I love this thread.
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