AUSPOL #? - AusPol Celebrity Deathmatch Edition

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Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

Zetsubou-san posted:

I'm Forry you Feel taht way but I do havve extemuating circumstancces you shoulF consider:

granny-slappin' good y'all

# ? Mar 7, 2015 12:21

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 07:22

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

Zetsubou-san posted:

I'm Forry you Feel taht way but I do havve extemuating circumstancces you shoulF consider:

defence rests

# ? Mar 7, 2015 12:22

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

busb posted:

did he get lynched for that? god i hope he did.

Eventually. He had a better post earlier on D1 where he linked the two lynch leaders (both town) to a third player (also town) to set up future desired chain lynches based on whichever of the two was lynched today (which he advocated flipping a coin over).

# ? Mar 7, 2015 12:23

Tirade: Jul 17, 2001; Cybertron must act decisively to prevent and oppose acts of genocide and violations of international robot rights law and to bring perpetrators before the Decepticon Justice Division; Pillbug

Zetsubou-san posted:

I'm Forry you Feel taht way but I do havve extemuating circumstancces you shoulF consider:

# ? Mar 7, 2015 12:24

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

Gwynplaine posted:

If we string up Anidav and they are scum, I'm still convinced Mills should probably be next. If we do that, that will be two scum in two days. Minus whoever gets night killed. Which I am suspecting at this stage, will be me.

If Anidav is innocent we can definitely string up Coq the next day. A guaranteed scum lynch in two days of play seems like a good deal.

Either vote will be productive in my opinion. Probably going to flip a coin, personally.

Once again, he was talking about three town players.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 12:25

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Mills posted:

Once again, he was talking about three town players.

What a loving leaner

# ? Mar 7, 2015 12:26

Splode: Jun 18, 2013; put some clothes on you little freak

Gough Suppressant posted:

Can someone post a one or two paragraph summary of tirades entire illustrious posting career, thanks

Also Splode next time I go on holiday I might take you on as an understudy

I'd rather you killed yourself

As for Tirade's posting style, http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3702264&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=20
good sample here. He gets really, really angry when town does stupid poo poo.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 12:29

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

momma! momma! xylojewnior went frackin' in the ol' gun museum again, momma! he done hit black gold! praise the baby jesus, we're rich! i'ma ban every single last one'a'them darn-tootin' auspol honkytonks to celebrate, boy howdy! y'all

# ? Mar 7, 2015 12:29

Bifauxnen: Aug 12, 2010; Curses! Foiled again!

Mills posted:

Once again, he was talking about three town players.

These are the pitfalls of methods like coin flips or "gut choices".

# ? Mar 7, 2015 12:30

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

My sky coq vote didn't register? How odd.

Well your honour, i present exhibit A

Milky Moor posted:

7. Fruity Gordo as ANIDAV

##unvote

##vote Fruity Gordo

I'm off to bed now, I'm volunteering* in the Greens office tomorrow morning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-ORhEE9VVg

I'm doing Adam Bandts shopping.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 12:30

Bifauxnen: Aug 12, 2010; Curses! Foiled again!

Is it me, or does Xylo sound a bit... different?

# ? Mar 7, 2015 12:31

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

Bifauxnen posted:

Is it me, or does Xylo sound a bit... different?

gosh-dang ornery sugarpie

# ? Mar 7, 2015 12:32

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

Bifauxnen posted:

Is it me, or does Xylo sound a bit... different?

That's how I imagine him.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 12:32

Bifauxnen: Aug 12, 2010; Curses! Foiled again!

Avshalom posted:

gosh-dang ornery sugarpie

I've been accused of many things, but until now being "ornery" has not been one of them.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 12:35

Gough Suppressant: Nov 14, 2008

Those On My Left posted:

at this point i'm reasonably satisfied that you're just splode's alt

Am I splodes alt

Or is Splode mine

chuck palahnuik got nothin on this

# ? Mar 7, 2015 12:37

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

Bifauxnen posted:

I've been accused of many things, but until now being "ornery" has not been one of them.

thar she blows, a hankerin' for taters in me pot of gold

# ? Mar 7, 2015 12:40

Tirade: Jul 17, 2001; Cybertron must act decisively to prevent and oppose acts of genocide and violations of international robot rights law and to bring perpetrators before the Decepticon Justice Division; Pillbug

Gough Suppressant posted:

Am I splodes alt

Or is Splode mine

chuck palahnuik got nothin on this

Sorry muyb my post history is pages upon pages of milqueposting - SA blocked at work means I rarely post, and after this happened I now rarely talk politics either. Just make something up, talk about Canberra being not poo poo, etc.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 12:43

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

##unvote
##vote busb
##unvote
##vote busb
##unvote
##vote busb
##unvote
##vote busb
##unvote
##vote busb

# ? Mar 7, 2015 12:46

busb: Mar 19, 2009; Thorgie

Lid posted:

##unvote
##vote busb
##unvote
##vote busb
##unvote
##vote busb
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##vote busb
##unvote
##vote busb

# ? Mar 7, 2015 12:49

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

pip-pip! whoa there and shut yer chitlin-hole lil' darlin', are ye fixin' for a top-notch hootenanny

# ? Mar 7, 2015 12:49

Bifauxnen: Aug 12, 2010; Curses! Foiled again!

Okay, after this wealth of shitposting I'm going to narrow in on why exactly TOML (as played by Matthew Beet) is scum.

His record of whitenoise character posting should really speak for itself, couching everything in legalese to sound as if he's helping and being logical, but he's not really contributing anything of meaning. Here is where he finally starts getting down to some business about weighing in on an actual vote:

Matthew Beet posted:

Wouldn't this mean, in effect, we vote Fruity Gordo??

Note that he doesn't yet cast a vote this way, preferring to try and make it look like someone else's fault first:

Matthew Beet posted:

Let the record reflect that I believe that SPLODE'S minor win condition is to lynch Anidav.

But once he does cast a vote, he's eager to lie low all of a sudden, putting the brakes on his previous white noise spamming of the thread:

Matthew Beet posted:

##unvote

##vote Fruity Gordo

I'm off to bed now, I'm volunteering* in the Greens office tomorrow morning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-ORhEE9VVg

I'm doing Adam Bandts shopping.

In conclusion, I would call ~~TOML~~ ~~Beet~~ TOML this is gonna be frustrating as my top scum pick for today. Let's see if I can go 7 for 7!

##vote Matthew Beet

Seagull posted:

I choose to believe Asphyxious is just really dumb.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 12:56

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

Bifauxnen posted:

Okay, after this wealth of shitposting I'm going to narrow in on why exactly TOML (as played by Matthew Beet) is scum.

His record of whitenoise character posting should really speak for itself, couching everything in legalese to sound as if he's helping and being logical, but he's not really contributing anything of meaning. Here is where he finally starts getting down to some business about weighing in on an actual vote:

Note that he doesn't yet cast a vote this way, preferring to try and make it look like someone else's fault first:

But once he does cast a vote, he's eager to lie low all of a sudden, putting the brakes on his previous white noise spamming of the thread:

In conclusion, I would call ~~TOML~~ ~~Beet~~ TOML this is gonna be frustrating as my top scum pick for today. Let's see if I can go 7 for 7!

##vote Matthew Beet

You're a dickhead.

Your honour.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 12:59

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Bifauxnen posted:

Okay, after this wealth of shitposting I'm going to narrow in on why exactly TOML (as played by Matthew Beet) is scum.

His record of whitenoise character posting should really speak for itself, couching everything in legalese to sound as if he's helping and being logical, but he's not really contributing anything of meaning. Here is where he finally starts getting down to some business about weighing in on an actual vote:

Note that he doesn't yet cast a vote this way, preferring to try and make it look like someone else's fault first:

But once he does cast a vote, he's eager to lie low all of a sudden, putting the brakes on his previous white noise spamming of the thread:

In conclusion, I would call ~~TOML~~ ~~Beet~~ TOML this is gonna be frustrating as my top scum pick for today. Let's see if I can go 7 for 7!

##vote Matthew Beet

This argument is so dumb I estimate its current fair market value at AUD$0.55

Consuella, more caviar, bring the saladas

# ? Mar 7, 2015 13:03

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

##unvote
##vote Matthew Beet
##unvote
##vote Those On My Left
##unvote
##vote Matthew Beet

# ? Mar 7, 2015 13:04

Milkfred E. Moore: Aug 27, 2006; 'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

i have put a cast list in the op :pcgaming:

# ? Mar 7, 2015 13:11

Asphyxious: Jun 25, 2012; I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Bifauxnen posted:

Okay, after this wealth of shitposting I'm going to narrow in on why exactly TOML (as played by Matthew Beet) is scum.

His record of whitenoise character posting should really speak for itself, couching everything in legalese to sound as if he's helping and being logical, but he's not really contributing anything of meaning. Here is where he finally starts getting down to some business about weighing in on an actual vote:

Note that he doesn't yet cast a vote this way, preferring to try and make it look like someone else's fault first:

But once he does cast a vote, he's eager to lie low all of a sudden, putting the brakes on his previous white noise spamming of the thread:

In conclusion, I would call ~~TOML~~ ~~Beet~~ TOML this is gonna be frustrating as my top scum pick for today. Let's see if I can go 7 for 7!

##vote Matthew Beet

Yeah except there's no useful data day one so you're just making poo poo up and trying to pass it off as good analysis.

Rest easy citizens of Mafia.

Your hero has arrived.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 13:12

Bifauxnen: Aug 12, 2010; Curses! Foiled again!

Lid posted:

##unvote
##vote Matthew Beet
##unvote
##vote Those On My Left
##unvote
##vote Matthew Beet

I've got my eye on you too, buddy.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 13:12

Bifauxnen: Aug 12, 2010; Curses! Foiled again!

OOC: seeing Gaspy's avatar finally pop up just while I was previewing a post of my own seriously freaked me the gently caress out, rofl

# ? Mar 7, 2015 13:13

Bifauxnen: Aug 12, 2010; Curses! Foiled again!

Asphyxious posted:

Yeah except there's no useful data day one so you're just making poo poo up and trying to pass it off as good analysis.

Rest easy citizens of Mafia.

Your hero has arrived.

I. Don't. Make. poo poo. Up.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 13:13

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Bifauxnen posted:

I. Don't. Make. poo poo. Up.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 13:15

Tirade: Jul 17, 2001; Cybertron must act decisively to prevent and oppose acts of genocide and violations of international robot rights law and to bring perpetrators before the Decepticon Justice Division; Pillbug

Bifauxnen posted:

I. Don't. Make. poo poo. Up.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 13:17

busb: Mar 19, 2009; Thorgie

day1 is unironically the most pure scumhunting day there is.

After the ren faire roleplaying ends anyway.

Bifauxnen posted:

His record of whitenoise character posting should really speak for itself, couching everything in legalese to sound as if he's helping and being logical, but he's not really contributing anything of meaning. Here is where he finally starts getting down to some business about weighing in on an actual vote:

is actually a legit point, that hiding behind PRs instead of posting content is a scum move. But there are literally a million other posters in this game more egregiously abusing it than Beet.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 13:20

Tirade: Jul 17, 2001; Cybertron must act decisively to prevent and oppose acts of genocide and violations of international robot rights law and to bring perpetrators before the Decepticon Justice Division; Pillbug

Asphyxious posted:

Yeah except there's no useful data day one so you're just making poo poo up and trying to pass it off as good analysis.

Rest easy citizens of Mafia.

Your hero has arrived.

Great, Milky's going to roleplay again.

##vote Asphyxious

# ? Mar 7, 2015 13:20

busb: Mar 19, 2009; Thorgie

also kill my'reself

# ? Mar 7, 2015 13:21

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

Asphyxious posted:

Yeah except there's no useful data day one so you're just making poo poo up and trying to pass it off as good analysis.

Rest easy citizens of Mafia.

Your hero has arrived.

dost ye dare bumfuzzle this ol' chitchat of mine, pardner? ain't no man alive can put the wind up xylojew, don't you skedaddle mine own lingo or it's the gallows for ye licketysplit

# ? Mar 7, 2015 13:22