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BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

shodanjr_gr posted:

I wish that were the case...to be fair, I've had out-of-state dealers offer me test drives but LI dealers are major jerks about it.

One dealer having a show-room C7 with a very specific exterior design. He claimed that "they don't do test drives so that they don't put miles on the vehicles". A few days later, I see a same-looking C7 parked outside a local bar. I would bet money this was the showroom model I was denied a test drive to.

Maybe I should just buy and turbo a couple of FR-Ses instead...

This should be your first sign to spend your money elsewhere.

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shodanjr_gr
Nov 20, 2007

BlackMK4 posted:

This should be your first sign to spend your money elsewhere.

Of course. They're not getting my business + I sent a strongly worded email to Chevvy's corporate for good measure (doubt it will do anything but whatever).

The car market on Long Island is really depressing...the dealers think they are doing you a favor if they let you touch their vehicles and their prices are freaking absurd (they won't budge from MSRP when you can drive for few hours to Macmulkin or Kerbeck and pick/order something for substantially less). And they automatically dismiss you if you don't seem to be at the age when you require regular colonoscopies and prostate exams.

Git Mah Belt Son
Apr 26, 2003

Happy Happy Gators

shodanjr_gr posted:

Of course. They're not getting my business + I sent a strongly worded email to Chevvy's corporate for good measure (doubt it will do anything but whatever).

You'd be surprised at how seriously GM corporate can at times take stuff like this. It might go into the circular file but depending on that dealers sales numbers/reputation with GM it could actually accomplish something, not that you'd want to go back there anyway.

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?
I wanted to test drive an Evo a few years ago and was told the same thing about not wanting mileage. I'm pretty sure he thought I was just there to drive a fast car for fun. I basically begged and they said I could if I signed some intent to buy form, which I did. Then the sales guy insisted on coming with, and told me to shift earlier and stop ruining his car. I left.

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

GutBomb posted:

I wanted to test drive an Evo a few years ago and was told the same thing about not wanting mileage. I'm pretty sure he thought I was just there to drive a fast car for fun. I basically begged and they said I could if I signed some intent to buy form, which I did. Then the sales guy insisted on coming with, and told me to shift earlier and stop ruining his car. I left.

Polar opposite of a test drive I went on when the 06 Evo just came out. Sales guy had us top the thing out on an empty stretch of freeway. Pro tip: 173mph GPS.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!
The salesmen that was with me on my SRT-4 test drive told me to pull over after a few miles and basically called me a sissy. It was a very fast drive back to the dealership.

I then bought the car.

I found this

Maker Of Shoes fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Apr 14, 2015

The Prong Song
Sep 7, 2002


WHITE
DRIVES
MATTER

BlackMK4 posted:

Polar opposite of a test drive I went on when the 06 Evo just came out. Sales guy had us top the thing out on an empty stretch of freeway. Pro tip: 173mph GPS.

Around 2007/2008, I test-drove a '05 (IIRC) WRX STi at a Carmax dealership. The salesman started yelling "No, no!" "I do not want to die today!" and literally GRABBED AND YANKED THE WHEEL within 20 seconds of me leaving the parking lot. Nearly took us into the curb. What a wuss.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

Weren't the yellow C6's with the black stripe special Hertz rental editions? Rent corvette, get the extra insurance, drive into a post office.

Only reason I remember that is because at the time someone said they could beat their friend's GT-R in the quarter mile with a $500 car, so they rented the corvette and stuck NOS in it.
Edit: if anyone is interested turns out it was a 1/8 mile track and the Corvette lost.

Edit: oh hey here's another rental 'vette:

davebo fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Apr 14, 2015

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

davebo posted:

Weren't the yellow C6's with the black stripe special Hertz rental editions? Rent corvette, get the extra insurance, drive into a post office.

Yeah, but that one has a bunch of stickers on the window and a vanity/custom/wtf Florida has like a hundred different non-standard plates. And I don't see the "ZHZ" emblem behind the front wheel either.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Didn't get a pic because i was driving, but saw a caviler with one of those LED light bars mounted to the cowl in front of the windshield. at the back of the hood. If that guy lived near me, he'd find that light flipped backwards towards the windshield every loving night.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
My car is a terrible car thing. Decided to overheat in Vegas so now I am waiting for a diagnosis from the mechanic because I am 12 hours away from my tools! :argh:

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
SP.

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

Dealing with three u-joints that all decided to die on the same day in the parking lot of an O'Reilly's in Tulsa, Oklahoma taught me about why I should always bring some tools. Maybe not enough tools to pull and replace an engine in the breakdown lane, but definitely enough to handle moderate problems.

Beach Bum
Jan 13, 2010

rndmnmbr posted:

Dealing with three u-joints that all decided to die on the same day in the parking lot of an O'Reilly's in Tulsa, Oklahoma taught me about why I should always bring some tools. Maybe not enough tools to pull and replace an engine in the breakdown lane, but definitely enough to handle moderate problems.

I finally ditched my 60-pound trunk toolbox when I got AAA. Granted, this does nothing if I'm more than 100 miles from home, so... :shrug:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


ratbert90 posted:

My car is a terrible car thing. Decided to overheat in Vegas so now I am waiting for a diagnosis from the mechanic because I am 12 hours away from my tools! :argh:

Maybe give this goon a call:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3615661&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Beach Bum posted:

I finally ditched my 60-pound trunk toolbox when I got AAA. Granted, this does nothing if I'm more than 100 miles from home, so... :shrug:

Maybe never travel more than a hundred miles from the nearest Harbor Freight.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

I've been looking for a shop in Vegas... THANKS.

eyebeem
Jul 18, 2013

by R. Guyovich

ratbert90 posted:

My car is a terrible car thing. Decided to overheat in Vegas so now I am waiting for a diagnosis from the mechanic because I am 12 hours away from my tools! :argh:


I did a radiator swap in my old 300M in the parking lot of an Autozone with an $8 socket set because I was a few hours from home.

Be a man.

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

Wasabi the J posted:

I've been looking for a shop in Vegas... THANKS.

Boy are you in for a disappointment.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

StormDrain posted:

Boy are you in for a disappointment.

Oh no, is it closed up? I'm only halfway through the thread and sent a PM...

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Wasabi the J posted:

Oh no, is it closed up? I'm only halfway through the thread and sent a PM...

He sold the shop.

th vwls hv scpd
Jul 12, 2006

Developing Smarter Mechanics.
Since 1989.
He's a service manager at a shop in town now though.

Edit: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3705401&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

Beach Bum posted:

I finally ditched my 60-pound trunk toolbox when I got AAA. Granted, this does nothing if I'm more than 100 miles from home, so... :shrug:

120lbs of tools in my trunk at all times... and usually the spare parts to fix the problem, too :banjo::hf::haw:

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Safety Dance posted:

Maybe never travel more than a hundred miles from the nearest Harbor Freight.

Is this like the poors version of Tesla's Supercharger network?

eyebeem
Jul 18, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Uthor posted:

Is this like the poors version of Tesla's Supercharger network?

Excellent.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
It's a blown headgasket, but it was small enough to dump a bunch of stop leak into the coolant tank and drive that fucker back to Boise! :v:

The Prong Song
Sep 7, 2002


WHITE
DRIVES
MATTER
The new MCM counts as terrible car stuff. They went back to Japan, and went full retard. No springs, welded shocks, full-on bosu posed as a "drift car".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSc_T5JqUZ0

Aurune
Jun 17, 2006

Sigma X posted:

The new MCM counts as terrible car stuff. They went back to Japan, and went full retard. No springs, welded shocks, full-on bosu posed as a "drift car".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSc_T5JqUZ0

I thought that was kind of the point? Don't have time or money to do it right, so lets do it hilariously bad.

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?

Sigma X posted:

The new MCM counts as terrible car stuff. They went back to Japan, and went full retard. No springs, welded shocks, full-on bosu posed as a "drift car".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSc_T5JqUZ0

Yeah I'm going to have to disagree with you there. Them playing with their cars and the fireworks and such was just unadulterated joy. That car served its purpose.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


kastein posted:

It's probably just leaf springs which means no need for anything to locate it side to side really.

That is probably due to either a bent frame or damaged/misaligned front suspension.

Or all the bushings in the spring eyes and hangers are worn out/missing. That's what usually happens.The right side tends to move forward because that's usually the drive wheel in a one-legger.
I've seen that much skew in a sedan with IRS before, but it also had the right rear wheel toed in about 10 degrees from a hit.

e: f,b

Darchangel fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Apr 16, 2015

HandlingByJebus
Jun 21, 2009

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing I could do:
was ding a ding dang, my dang a long racecar.

It's a love affair. Mainly jebus, and my racecar.

GutBomb posted:

Yeah I'm going to have to disagree with you there. Them playing with their cars and the fireworks and such was just unadulterated joy. That car served its purpose.

100%. Looked like a total blast.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Bovril Delight posted:

He sold the shop.

Well, crap! I guess I'm the terrible car stuff...

8ender
Sep 24, 2003

clown is watching you sleep

BoostCreep posted:

I'm currently driving to Vegas and saw this amazing thing on the road. Somehow this truck was driving straight in its lane at 70mph.



I was following a van like this last winter and I had to call the cops on them. They were leaving four tire tracks and having an incredibly hard time staying on the road. Then he hit the 401 and accelerated to 120km/h and I could see little bits of tire coming off when he changed lanes. :ohdear:

Sipher
Jan 14, 2008
Cryptic
Spotted at the local Target.


PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Demver

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?
What am I missing aside from the mild bro truck?

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

GutBomb posted:

What am I missing aside from the mild bro truck?

not sure if you noticed, but it seems they have the engine crane up on a 4 post lift

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eyebeem
Jul 18, 2013

by R. Guyovich

GutBomb posted:

What am I missing aside from the mild bro truck?

Strapping an engine hoist to a lift in order to clear the lifted truck.

*Edit ^ :bahgawd:

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