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LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead

mediadave posted:

Ugh, I don't know how I'm going to last till the 7th. Every poll fills me with dread or offers brief relief. That the SNP stuff seems to be striking a cord, and therefore the Tories will keep hammering it for the next two weeks, just makes my heart sink.
Individual polls are largely meaningless, look at multi-poll averages and trends. For what little it's worth, there were two polls reported yesterday - one by TNS with Labour on 34% and the Tories on 32% (compared to Lab 32/Con 34 on their last poll) and one by YouGov with Labour on 34% and the Tories on 35% (compared to Lab 35/Con 34 on their last poll). It's really too soon to say whether the OH MY GOD SCOTTISH PEOPLE EXIST AND THEY'RE VOTING!!!11! stuff is having an effect on public opinion rather than column inches and headlines, but the most recent poll results don't provide any evidence that it is.

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Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
Yeah, the Tories have often been pretty tin-eared in this election in my opinion and all this nonsense in the media about Nicola Sturgeon being The Most Dangerous Woman In Britain is bemusing rather than terrifying people.

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

Tesco just reported a £6.37 Billion lose, should be interesting to see the political fall out from that.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Brown Moses posted:

Tesco just reported a £6.37 Billion lose, should be interesting to see the political fall out from that.

That's a big number.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Pissflaps posted:

That's a big number.

So big that the BBC couldn't handle it.



Also I see ya sneakin my pic for your Twitter BM :3:

Teddybear fucked around with this message at 07:33 on Apr 22, 2015

ukle
Nov 28, 2005

Brown Moses posted:

Tesco just reported a £6.37 Billion lose, should be interesting to see the political fall out from that.

Almost £5 Billion of it is write downs due to readjusting the value of their property portfolio. Along with other one off costs they would have actually made a 'small' profit of a few hundred million. Does seem the new Boss is trying to get all the bad news out the way at the start of his stint, then next year he can show the company is making a profit again.

Not sure he will succeed as they still haven't woken up to the new Aldi / Lidl world and responded accordingly, they have only cut prices to try and compete, they haven't also increased quality to Aldi and Lidl's levels.

Really they need to completely rebuild their business, either go the Waitrose way and increase quality massively and pay your staff a good wage so they want to work there - or cut their store size down and go for low cost high value.

ukle fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Apr 22, 2015

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
Not sure why Tesco recording a big loss would have any impact on the race one way or the other tbh. Might be a good buying opportunity after the dust settles, though!

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Farage is trying the Mitt Romney tactic of "attack beloved TV icons as wasteful public spending"

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...r-10193051.html

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

LemonDrizzle posted:

Not sure why Tesco recording a big loss would have any impact on the race one way or the other tbh. Might be a good buying opportunity after the dust settles, though!

Nationalise Tesco

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"
Forget the Labour vs SNP arguments, there's only one man who can save Glasgow South...

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

I doubt his voice has even broken, let alone it being strong.

Seaside Loafer
Feb 7, 2012

Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

Bozza posted:

Forget the Labour vs SNP arguments, there's only one man who can save Glasgow South...


Now thats a fine figure of a man, the sort of fellow who just has presence, all eyes turn when he enters the room.

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
Interesting snippets from the last YouGov poll via politicalbetting:

YouGov "absolutely certain to vote or already voted by post" by region
England+Wales 68%
Scotland 73%

YouGov "absolutely certain to vote or already voted by post"
CON voters 75%
LAB voters 76%
LD voters 70%
UKIP voters 69%

YouGov "absolutely certain to vote or already voted by post" by age group
18-24 62%
25-39 54%
40-59 70%
60+ 81%

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Had a leaflet through the door from an NF candidate that promises to "secure a future for our children" :crossarms:

Fortunately it's on really cheap paper so will be perfect for lining the guinea pigs' cage with.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

tooterfish posted:

You do come across as a right condescending bastard, so you should be used to things like that by now.

I'm still laughing at your idea that the SNP should stand in an area that was a bulwark against Scottish invasions for close to 500 years. Not that it's a part of history I think anyone should (or would) particularly get hung up on... just that you said it without even a playful nod and wink, like you had no clue.

You're like a Swiss Mel Gibson, reducing thousands of years of nuanced history to a set of ridiculous caricatures.

As a native Northumbrian I'm pretty okay with everything north of York going to Scotland :shrug:

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

LemonDrizzle posted:

Interesting snippets from the last YouGov poll via politicalbetting:

YouGov "absolutely certain to vote or already voted by post" by region
England+Wales 68%
Scotland 73%

YouGov "absolutely certain to vote or already voted by post"
CON voters 75%
LAB voters 76%
LD voters 70%
UKIP voters 69%

YouGov "absolutely certain to vote or already voted by post" by age group
18-24 62%
25-39 54%
40-59 70%
60+ 81%

How does this expected turnout compare with past turnouts? It seems pretty high

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"

Seaside Loafer posted:

Now thats a fine figure of a man, the sort of fellow who just has presence, all eyes turn when he enters the room.

The young laddie here is an undergraduate in Politics who works part time in a "major retailer". I feel the Tories have not taken this constituency seriously.

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun
I don't understand why the SNP are seen as a far left party. Their record is a freeze on council tax, tax cuts for oil companies and a small enterprise grant scheme that has yet to return anything, those are pretty neo-liberal things to do.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Prince John posted:

Just wanted to say thanks for posting this. I had no idea the blind spots were so incredibly bad and I will be much, much more careful around them in future.

My advice as someone who's worked in distribution and who enjoys cycling: stay the gently caress away from trucks, at all times if at all possible. It's a matter of loving time.

Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012
Shapps has said that for all he knows it was someone from the Labour party that did these Wikipedia edits :allears:

the 'but..Labour!' tactic knows no bounds

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Shapps is the guy who sold those lovely Michael Green tapes, right? How'd he end up a Tory chair?

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Teddybear posted:

Shapps is the guy who sold those lovely Michael Green tapes, right? How'd he end up a Tory chair?

He's a lying, greedy, cheating bastard.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Stottie Kyek posted:

I don't understand why the SNP are seen as a far left party. Their record is a freeze on council tax, tax cuts for oil companies and a small enterprise grant scheme that has yet to return anything, those are pretty neo-liberal things to do.

I suppose the fact that they are seen as hardline socialists in some camps in spite of some very pro-business policies just shows how far the Overton window has moved to the right in recent years. They are, relatively speaking, moderately left wing.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
http://www.theguardian.com/cities/2015/apr/22/disappearing-glasgow-documenting-demolition-city-troubled-past

Glasgow is like Chernobyl .

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Bozza posted:

The young laddie here is an undergraduate in Politics who works part time in a "major retailer". I feel the Tories have not taken this constituency seriously.

But Mhairi Black's doing so well in Renfrewshire! The main reason must be because she's 20. A good decision, Conservatives.

Niric
Jul 23, 2008


Urban deprivation is terrible and everything, but it does result in some seriously lovely photos. Especially partial to this one:

tdrules
Jan 12, 2014

Stottie Kyek posted:

I don't understand why the SNP are seen as a far left party. Their record is a freeze on council tax, tax cuts for oil companies and a small enterprise grant scheme that has yet to return anything, those are pretty neo-liberal things to do.

It's all relative these days (pictured is "anti-establishment thug" according to the press)

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you
David Cameron just gave Schapps the most half-assed support I've ever heard him give. He was asked whether he has confidence in him after yet another allegation made about his conduct, and responded with this: - "Grant does a great job. He’s made a very clear statement about this. And I’ve got nothing to add to that." His tone was even more indicative that he's probably had enough of him by now. Although, I do wonder why he still has his position at this point.

Edit: - Despite despising them, I cannot fault the Lib Dem response.

Paddy Ashdown press release posted:


Grant Shapps is a fine man and has never done anything dodgy – Paddy Ashdown

Grant Shapps is a wonderful human being, a literary great and has in no way ever brought his party or politics into disrepute, the Chairman of the Liberal Democrat General Election Campaign said.

Paddy Ashdown called the Conservative Party Chairman a credit to his craft and applauded him for his contribution to writing, including for his Booker Prize-winning novel ‘Stinking Rich Three’.

The former Liberal Democrat leader also urged journalists to stop calling Mr Shapps ‘Michael Green’ – because it is definitely not funny and was entirely normal for politicians to use alter-egos.

Liberal Democrat General Election Campaign Chairman Paddy Ashdown said:

“Grant is a wonderful guy - he is a credit to the Conservative Party, a fine sportsman and reads a book a day. We could all learn a lot from him.

“He has led the Tories with exemplary skill and if, like me, you have been lucky enough to meet him – you know you have been touched by greatness.

“Quite simply, a colossus.”

ENDS

Notes to Editors

This Press Release has been edited by Wikipedia user Contribsx.

thehustler
Apr 17, 2004

I am very curious about this little crescendo
Grant Shapps says he can prove he didn't make those edits because he was somewhere else at the time.

Has he heard of mobile internet? Or maybe somebody in his office did it, which would still be pretty bad.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
With his previous form I think I'd actually be more worried if Cameron expressed his full confidence in me.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Brown Moses posted:

Tesco just reported a £6.37 Billion lose, should be interesting to see the political fall out from that.

It's been mentioned before that most of that is adjustments to the property portfolio to get rid of failing stores. The more important figures show that they are now on track to be profitable by next year which is a pretty big turnaround and is why their shares are up on the news.

Party Boat posted:

Farage is trying the Mitt Romney tactic of "attack beloved TV icons as wasteful public spending"

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...r-10193051.html

I think this is a pretty popular sentiment to be honest. I know a lot of people who object to the amount of light entertainment that the BBC put out because they feel that they should be focusing on things that are in the public interest but aren't profitable enough for the commercial sector to make. It's hard to argue why the BBC should be making stuff like the voice and what have you.

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you

thehustler posted:

Grant Shapps says he can prove he didn't make those edits because he was somewhere else at the time.

Has he heard of mobile internet? Or maybe somebody in his office did it, which would still be pretty bad.

I loved his facial expression during the questioning. He looked like he was trying to swallow his tongue.

ukle
Nov 28, 2005

thehustler posted:

Grant Shapps says he can prove he didn't make those edits because he was somewhere else at the time.

Has he heard of mobile internet? Or maybe somebody in his office did it, which would still be pretty bad.

Its not him directly that's doing them, its a dodgy social marketing company that hes is linked to that is doing it going on the IP's. Everything about the guy is slimy as hell, he really makes all other Tory MP's seem Saints by comparison.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Party Boat posted:

Farage is trying the Mitt Romney tactic of "attack beloved TV icons as wasteful public spending"

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...r-10193051.html
I'm not sure about cutting the BBC 'back to the bone', but I wouldn't miss Doctor Who, Strictly Come Dancing, or Top Gear.

They probably make a profit elsewhere though, especially in export markets, but much like the government arms industry we have to weigh up whether the profit is worth making the world a worse place.

Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012

thehustler posted:

Grant Shapps says he can prove he didn't make those edits because he was somewhere else at the time.

Has he heard of mobile internet? Or maybe somebody in his office did it, which would still be pretty bad.

Did you not get the memo? It was Labour wot did it

Another thing about Grant Shapps: he's really deceptively ugly. He gets more grotesque the more you look at him, like he's transforming before your very eyes.

In fact, given all his duplicity I'm not even convinced it's his real face anymore

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

ukle posted:

Its not him directly that's doing them, its a dodgy social marketing company that hes is linked to that is doing it going on the IP's. Everything about the guy is slimy as hell, he really makes all other Tory MP's seem Saints by comparison.
This is my theory for why he hasn't been sacked yet.

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Coohoolin posted:

oh no someone has an opinion, to arms, to arms!

git tae gently caress

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Coohoolin posted:

oh no someone has an opinion, to arms, to arms!

You don't have opinions.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
I can't imagine how insufferable coohoolin must be for actual scots. I know if a guy like him decided he was a welsh nationalist I would probably have to rugby tackle him to the ground and choke him to death with laverbread.

e: Nick Clegg has issued another :iceburn:

"Grant Shapps has fervently denied that he had anything to do with it. He himself does not have the time apparently to edit his own Wikipedia entry. I’m prepared to believe him. It could have been someone else. Michael Green for instance."

a pipe smoking dog fucked around with this message at 10:45 on Apr 22, 2015

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Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Guavanaut posted:

I'm not sure about cutting the BBC 'back to the bone', but I wouldn't miss Doctor Who, Strictly Come Dancing, or Top Gear.

They probably make a profit elsewhere though, especially in export markets, but much like the government arms industry we have to weigh up whether the profit is worth making the world a worse place.

That's the thing, the light entertainment stuff makes an absolute fortune overseas which allows the beeb to deliver better quality on documentary / public interest programming.

If you got rid of this stuff you'd have to either drastically increase the licence fee or have a totally crippled BBC unable to produce any quality programming at all. Given Farage also wants to decrease the licence fee to £50 I think I know which one he's going for.

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