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hello new friend, I hope you have a nicer time here in byob. |
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FluffieDuckie posted:oh god so many words thats because it's from the big-league gray forums. thats how they do things up there in the majors: giant walls of text |
# ? May 6, 2015 16:27 |
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I think the overuse of the semicolon is another thing that probably grates on some people OP. I don't really care, I get the gist of what you're saying, but it does feel like, sort of like: every sentence is long; It's really dragging on but; It never really quite finishes; Exactly what it's trying to say; creating a kind of constant dip and continue in the paragraph that's frustrating. Anyway, on your original three questions, learning to be patient is a useful skill. Overall, 5 minutes of your day waiting on the elderly to finish checking out is probably a lot better than pushing ahead of them or demanding they be removed or whatever. Same with the deal on the "waiting for someone to move away from the product you want" thing, though most people aren't confused or scared by you grabbing a product in front of them, especially if you know what you want. Like: I'm sitting here, staring at coffee. What coffee do I want. I can't figure it out. You walk by. You reach out in front of me and grab a package of coffee. This is normal in a grocery store. I don't assume you're threatening me, you aren't like making eye contact or staring while you do it or whatever. I continue my coffee ruminations unhindered by your waiting on me to move. But if you feel really too awkward to do that, learning to calm yourself is good mindfulness. Maybe collect your other items first. The fact that you get so irritated is more a reflection on your own mental state versus the person taking their sweet time choosing a brand of coffee. It shouldn't be that irritating to you. Try to consider other things. Also, welcome to BYOB! I assume you actually are a really silly gimmick account but on the off chance that you aren't, feel free to heed the advice. |
# ? May 6, 2015 16:28 |
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the only person who can communicate w the op is equally overly-verbose |
# ? May 6, 2015 16:31 |
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I myself think that for me at least that it above all is of utmost paramount importance for a person or persons that are engaged in the act of constructing a sentence to use as many words as you can humanly possibly fit in to a body of written English language text that you or someone else is writing.
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# ? May 6, 2015 16:34 |
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Cumt posted:I myself think that for me at least that it above all is of utmost paramount importance for a person or persons that are engaged in the act of constructing a sentence to use as many words as you can humanly possibly fit in to a body of written English language text that you or someone else is writing. tldr
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# ? May 6, 2015 16:40 |
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i like the op's long posts because i'm a listener
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# ? May 6, 2015 16:45 |
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op you are a sensitive person in a rough world |
# ? May 6, 2015 16:49 |
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italo calvino posted:THE WIND, ENTERING A town from far away, brings unaccustomed gifts, of which only a few sensitive souls become aware, such as sufferers from hay fever, who sneeze because of the pollen of flowers growing in other regions. |
# ? May 6, 2015 16:54 |
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same |
# ? May 6, 2015 17:09 |
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op i do not treat reading like it is something sucking away time i could otherwise be spending with memes so i appreciated your post and found it engaging |
# ? May 6, 2015 17:11 |
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Cyber Dog posted:op i do not treat reading like it is something sucking away time i could otherwise be spending with memes so i appreciated your post and found it engaging yeah that was the problem. it was cutting into my meme time
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# ? May 6, 2015 17:14 |
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*alarm goes off* sorry mom i gotta cut this one short. meme o'clock |
# ? May 6, 2015 17:15 |
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please stay with us in BYOB, enhydra. i see that you are a sincere person with many issues, and i think we as a subforum will treat you right. |
# ? May 6, 2015 17:28 |
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Cyber Dog posted:*alarm goes off* sorry mom i gotta cut this one short. meme o'clock
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# ? May 6, 2015 17:30 |
Good on the op for recognizing that, as a man, they are inherently a threat to women. For real tho, it's totally normal to mutter "pardon me miss" and reach over for your stuff. You could also go grab something else on your list while they do their thing, they'll be done by the time you return. Bring music and groove to the tunes to mellow out and make the waiting easier. For holes in the shelf, that's life dude, sorry. Ask an employee for help, or like... reach back there instead of just looking. Nothing will grab you and pull you into a reality where you are for sale in a bag for lobsters to purchase. Accept some things will be out of stock and come back later. Buy redundant supplies when they are in stock if all that isn't possible. The checkout is just patience. See above. Good luck goon ---------------- |
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# ? May 6, 2015 17:34 |
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Dear OP, I just fell off the turnip truck and am waiting for a ride out but in the meantime I saw your post and I read through it and I have some things to offer you that I hope can help you. Your 3 anecdotes conveyed 3 things to me. First, you're impatient. Understand that you are a single entity in a sea of other individual entities, and every single one of them feel they are as important to themselves as you feel you are, to yourself. Does that make sense? It's easy to see other people as "in your way" but you yourself are almost certainly in someone else's way, at some point in their time. As for the fluorescent lights, you're allowed to wear sunglasses to ease your eyes. I have to sometimes, I get headaches- even if I have to shop at night. That brings me to my second point- prepare for and accept environments for how they are, your likes and dislikes of how the world is can't dictate how the world should unfold, it sounds like you may need to address acceptance of other people's faults, the world's faults, and perhaps your own faults, too. Please believe me when I say I am not at all perfect and am making no judgment calls against you, if this is a gimmick post then I've been had. If it's not, I may be offering you the perspective you were looking for when you penned the post in the first place. My third and final point is your examples appear to indicate that Obsessive Compulsive Disorder or OCD may be interfering with your ability to integrate with other people and your surroundings, but a psychologist or psychiatrist is far better suited to make that determination. If you haven't already, I'd like to suggest that you make an appointment to see one, at your earliest convenience. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? May 6, 2015 18:09 |
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Hello Enhydra Lutris, I'm glad you're posting here. I enjoy reading your posts. Other people have already answered your supermarket questions. I like you, but I suspect the reason why you cause so much anger is because your questions about anal sex will not appear to be in good faith to most readers, and there is nothing you can do to change this except not posting about that subject, or similar subjects. Otters are one of my favorite creatures as well. I think it is very resourceful of them to use rocks to open abalone shells, and I have many fond memories of watching them off the coast of northern california when I was a kid. |
# ? May 6, 2015 18:57 |
Hello; it is good to make an acquaintance with you all. I am un certain of the purpose of this forum; the other forums have clearly defined topics and rules; this forum is ambiguous and the forum description is a strange text about taking cocaine and racing a dog; this is un helpful; I do not know what is acceptable to post. I like the kitten in the hammock; I appreciate the muted colour scheme of the forum; it is soothing.
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# ? May 6, 2015 23:34 |
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it is like a spa here,, just lay back and relax
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# ? May 6, 2015 23:35 |
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Enhydra Lutris posted:Hello; it is good to make an acquaintance with you all. I am un certain of the purpose of this forum; the other forums have clearly defined topics and rules; this forum is ambiguous and the forum description is a strange text about taking cocaine and racing a dog; this is un helpful; I do not know what is acceptable to post. I like the kitten in the hammock; I appreciate the muted colour scheme of the forum; it is soothing. post about whatever, don't be a sex pest, try not to be an rear end in a top hat unless you're funny, that's about it.
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# ? May 6, 2015 23:37 |
I am not an rear end hole; I do have an rear end hole; but I am kind and polite in most circumstances. If I ask questions about sexual intercourse via the anus; is this considered to be the conduct of a sex pest; it is a topic that I have a great deal of interest in; I have asked the fab goons for advice; they were very un helpful; in fact they were rude.
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# ? May 6, 2015 23:41 |
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It's more like you shouldn't be a creep or a harasser of ppl also don't be a bigot |
# ? May 6, 2015 23:44 |
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Fab goons are drab goons! Keep on rolling friend.
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# ? May 6, 2015 23:56 |
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Enhydra Lutris posted:I am not an rear end hole; I do have an rear end hole; but I am kind and polite in most circumstances. If I ask questions about sexual intercourse via the anus; is this considered to be the conduct of a sex pest; it is a topic that I have a great deal of interest in; I have asked the fab goons for advice; they were very un helpful; in fact they were rude. Butt stuff is just like byob. It can seem scary or intimidating at first, but once you relax it's p great |
# ? May 7, 2015 00:05 |
I do not think that I am a creep. In addition; I like your avatar; it is a frog wearing sun glasses.
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Sloppy Milkshake posted:Butt stuff is just like byob. It can seem scary or intimidating at first, but once you relax it's p great ---------------- |
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# ? May 7, 2015 00:08 |
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welcome, to byob, i gottta warn u, this forum is full of sick and twisted nuts and loons
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# ? May 7, 2015 00:12 |
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Enhydra Lutris posted:I am not interested in engaging in sexual intercourse via the anus; my anus is sensitive; I am frequently constipated which causes me significant pain and in convenience. I have a homosexual who is special to me; I wish to understand him and his habits more accurately; furthermore I am writing an article on homosexual behaviours and especially sexual intercourse via the anus as a beneficial social function in marine mammals. That said, the fabgoons thread does not appreciate you. Typically, at this point I would need to give you a longer probation as my warnings have gone unheeded. However, if you stay here in BYOB I will commute your 1-week sentence. |
# ? May 7, 2015 01:51 |
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thank you detective monkey
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# ? May 7, 2015 01:57 |
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Law and Order
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# ? May 7, 2015 02:00 |
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FluffieDuckie posted:thank you detective monkey is he going to talk about his anus a whole lot?
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# ? May 7, 2015 02:04 |
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A unique person indeed |
# ? May 7, 2015 02:08 |
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op i want to know about your thoughts on buttsex, gay animals doin' it, and your dead gay friend. |
# ? May 7, 2015 02:41 |
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i did not red all the words, or even any of them. except for what julio said about secdrone that was funny.. |
# ? May 7, 2015 03:26 |
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i have buttsex questions |
# ? May 7, 2015 04:32 |
I have been to the super market today; it is not a day that I usually visit the super market; but my brother and I went to the museum; and he remembered that we do not have any rice or tinned tomatoes in our pantry; it was convenient to visit the super market on the way to our house. We do not often shop together; he says that it is an exercise in frustration; and he is annoying to shop with; he wanders through the aisles; he does not seem to know what he wants or to seek it in an efficient and orderly manner. I have taken some photographs to illustrate my dilemmas in the super market; with regards to the orientation and display of merchandise. This is the hand towel section before and after I attended to it; as you can see the untended display is messy and un pleasant to look at; there are large gaps; one of the packets is turned to the side for some reason; it is just not what I want to see in the super market. I was attracted to this section because Milo is my nick name; my eye was drawn by the boxes in the top right hand corner; it was as if somebody was shouting "Milo Milo Milo Milo" at me; and furthermore the display was very dis orderly due to the special offer of one packet of muesli bars for only $1.99; this is half of the usual price and so merchandise is far more in demand; and is removed from the shelf at a higher rate. With some re arrangement I was able to create a far more organised and visually cohesive display; it is pleasant to look at. This display is for the Red Bull [a popular energy drink containing a high amount of caffeine); this stock has also been depleted due to a special offer in place; I was un able to organise it because my brother stopped me; he said it is time to go home; he said stop fiddling with the stock; he said you will be escorted out by security; he said the police men will take you away and put you in a home for the mentally deranged. When I return to the super market I will go straight to the Red Bull enclosure; it clearly needs my assistance; the staff are over worked; they do not have time to attend to such matters; but display up keep is crucial to the super market experience. ---------------- |
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# ? May 7, 2015 06:49 |
Sloppy Milkshake posted:op i want to know about your thoughts on buttsex, gay animals doin' it, and your dead gay friend. ---------------- |
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# ? May 7, 2015 06:53 |
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Oh hey. A new poster! |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 23:39 |
Hello; I initially posted in the everything and nothing forum; they attacked me; so Detective Monkey [the moderator of that forum] transferred me to this forum instead.
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