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Lonely Virgil
Oct 9, 2012

PubicMice posted:

What is it about hot Cheetos that make people lose all taste?











The love for Flaming Hot Cheeto has to be something you would pick up from spending years in prison

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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I'm the same way about banana texture. But one day a friend of mine made chocolate covered banana slices and somehow the chocolate shell made them really awesome. I devoured them.

To be fair we also blazed like it was a contest all evening, that may have been a contributing factor.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Its actually a really popular hispanic-american junk food variation. Friends and I used to get small bags at gas stations and rip them open and fill them full of nacho cheese, really weird to see at first but loving delicious

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

I used to teach middle school in Detroit and there were two vending machines in the cafeteria that sold food, one with just Flaming Hot Cheetos and one with Everything Else. Kids would have 3 or 4 bags with a soda for lunch.

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Try throwing a ripe banana in the freezer for about four hours before you eat it. The texture is kind of like a popsicle by then, but it's still a banana!

It's me, I'm the anti-food porn

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Lonely Virgil posted:

The love for Flaming Hot Cheeto has to be something you would pick up from spending years in prison

I just bought some of these out of sheer curiosity and they are bland as gently caress. The spiciness level is comparable to adding a teaspoon of sricha to 3 cups of rice. You can tell that some spiciness is present, but it barely registers unless your palette is weak as gently caress.

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts
I have a problem eating fruit that has any soft spots or bruising, which can make it a real issue eating berries, cherries, and other small fruits. It's entirely a psychological thing; my mother is a food hoarder, so growing up I became very paranoid about eating food that was damaged, spoiled, or otherwise Not Perfect. I'm getting better though, I ate a bunch of grapes the other day and only threw away six!

Content:
Out of ketchup? Just use chocolate milk! There's no discernible differences whatsoever! None at all!

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp
To atone for my brief banana derail, I offer the following:






(Note that the first two are from Bad Jelly Blog, who can't really be blamed - their thing is to make and taste-test weird vintage recipes.)

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Why would you not eat these

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

pookel posted:

Sometimes people don't eat things not because they're terrified, but because those things taste disgusting to them. I'm not afraid of bananas, but I still can't eat them without gagging. :shrug:

Start with plantain banana fries. Baby steps

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

AnonSpore posted:

Why would you not eat these

Why would you eat the second one, it's an entire banana on a hotdog bun for no reason

The Ferret King
Nov 23, 2003

cluck cluck

PubicMice posted:

Content:
Out of ketchup? Just use chocolate milk! There's no discernible differences whatsoever! None at all!


You normally put ketchup on kidney beans?

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Aesop Poprock posted:

Why would you eat the second one, it's an entire banana on a hotdog bun for no reason

Because peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with banana in it are probably pretty good?

Unless you're some kind of pb&j hating psychopath.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

The Ferret King posted:

You normally put ketchup on kidney beans?

Yeah, I'm not sure which of these is more confusing

Senior Scarybagels
Jan 6, 2011

nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Rah! posted:

Because peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with banana in it are probably pretty good?

Unless you're some kind of pb&j hating psychopath.

Anti-Food Porn Thread: PB&J Snobs and Pizza Hitlers

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Rah! posted:

Because peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with banana in it are probably pretty very good?

Unless you're some kind of pb&j hating psychopath.

Almost there.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Tomatillos were mentioned before, and I have to add that I grew them one year. I'm really into gardening, and I wanted to make home made Mexican Salsa Verde so I started some from seed, and planted about 6 or 8 bunches of them in my vegetable garden. They labored along for quite some time, and I was actually losing hope in that they would produce. Then, we had a period of hot weather, relatively heavy rain, and the warmish weather, and they went loving APE poo poo! I mean, I ended up with a gigantic tomatillo hedge that was 6 feet square, and at least 5 feet high. I still have canned tomatillos, straight up frozen tomatillos, tomatillo soup (which is very good by the way), and dried tomatillos (which taste pretty much like grass). Even after the first heavy frost, they kept blossoming, and I had to finally rip them out to kill them.

Beware of the tomatillo (but it is a really awesome, and unique vegetable/fruit which I highly recommend.)!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Aw man. I really want to get hold of some tomatillos to make salsa, but don't know where in NYC I should try looking. None of the highfalutin' grocery stores seem to know anything about them.

Senior Scarybagels
Jan 6, 2011

nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Data Graham posted:

Aw man. I really want to get hold of some tomatillos to make salsa, but don't know where in NYC I should try looking. None of the highfalutin' grocery stores seem to know anything about them.


We get them in droves here in Kansas; I dunno why NYC doesn't, maybe you're going to the wrong areas?

Try a Latino grocery?

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

The Ferret King posted:

You normally put ketchup on kidney beans?

No, but the person who made it was going to, but "had" to substitute chocolate milk instead.

I'm gonna lose all my sweet, precious gooncred by saying this, but I get most of the pictures I post from Reddit.

e: Speaking of,






PubicMice has a new favorite as of 03:08 on May 12, 2015

Ogive
Dec 22, 2002

by Lowtax

Senior Scarybagels posted:

We get them in droves here in Kansas; I dunno why NYC doesn't, maybe you're going to the wrong areas?

Try a Latino grocery?

Or Amazon Fresh if he's in NYC, for that matter.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Senior Scarybagels posted:

We get them in droves here in Kansas; I dunno why NYC doesn't, maybe you're going to the wrong areas?

Try a Latino grocery?

Or a Whole Foods or something hippie like that? They really are an interesting plant. Husk Tomatoes are like giant Gooseberries. They're related. The taste is far more "fruit-like" rather than "tomato-like". They're good, but when you get bushels of them like I did, you get tired of them very quickly.

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Looks like Japanese cream soup on top of rice with a hamburg steak? gently caress, I'm pretty sure I had that several times in my high school years.


Would, unashamedly

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008


Is that a rice crispy turkey? or is it a turkey covered in rice crispies.
One of those things is okay.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

AnonSpore posted:

Looks like Japanese cream soup on top of rice with a hamburg steak? gently caress, I'm pretty sure I had that several times in my high school years.


Would, unashamedly

I totally agree. That actually looks really good. Maybe a bunch more mushrooms in the gravy(?)

biopanda
Sep 28, 2007

How about some traditional Finnish "cuisine":

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Yeah that actually looks like it might be good, depending on what it's made of. Some kind of carbonara? I see mushrooms, a white sauce and bacon or pancetta maybe?

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This is funny, would.

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

PubicMice posted:

I'm gonna lose all my sweet, precious gooncred by saying this, but I get most of the pictures I post from Reddit.

Everything in the photo and gif threads on this subforum is sourced from reddit ultimately :v:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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pookel posted:

To atone for my brief banana derail, I offer the following:




I'm loving dying over here.

Potato Jones
Apr 9, 2007

Clever Betty

AnonSpore posted:

Looks like Japanese cream soup on top of rice with a hamburg steak? gently caress, I'm pretty sure I had that several times in my high school years.
I am going to say with some certainty that it's a slice of pepper jack cheese.

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

Potato Jones posted:

I am going to say with some certainty that it's a slice of pepper jack cheese.

Pepper jack cheese being pretty rare in Japan would make that a strangely expensive addition in comparison to the elegant simplicity cheapness of that meal. The white color makes me think it's one of the pre-packaged "cheese fondue" products that are found in most Japanese supermarkets. So it's probably a mixture of swiss variants like gruyere or emmental that have been stepped on with domestically-produced "natural cheese" or mozzarella.

ErIog has a new favorite as of 06:49 on May 12, 2015

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Lonely Virgil posted:

The love for Flaming Hot Cheeto has to be something you would pick up from spending years in prison

all those applications look stupid but i bet they'd be good if you crushed them up and used them like panko crumbs

Potato Jones
Apr 9, 2007

Clever Betty

ErIog posted:

Pepper jack cheese being pretty rare in Japan would make that a strangely expensive addition in comparison to the elegant simplicity cheapness of that meal. The white color makes me think it's one of the pre-packaged "cheese fondue" products that are found in most Japanese supermarkets. So it's probably a mixture of swiss variants like gruyere or emmental that have been stepped on with domestically-produced "natural cheese" or mozzarella.
Nothing in that pictures indicates it's from Japan.

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:
That's a really good point. I saw the rice cooker, the hamburg steak, and the white cheese and just assumed. It could very well be pepper jack then.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


I'd probably eat the whole damned thing in a single sitting

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

AnonSpore posted:

Looks like Japanese cream soup on top of rice with a hamburg steak? gently caress, I'm pretty sure I had that several times in my high school years.


Would, unashamedly

I don't think that rice has been cooked yet :ssh:

Also the bread loaf filled with pasta looks like a fancy Italian version of South African bunny chow, which is curry in a hollowed out half loaf of bread.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Am I late for the banana chat?




It's a banana split cake thingy. Tacky as gently caress 1970s poo poo, but it's tasty enough.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Wanamingo posted:

Am I late for the banana chat?




It's a banana split cake thingy. Tacky as gently caress 1970s poo poo, but it's tasty enough.

So is the white stuff potatoes or something? What exactly is wrong?

Loomer
Dec 19, 2007

A Very Special Hell
Looks almost like a fruitier, less-coffee-centric take on a tiramisu, really.

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Wanamingo posted:

Am I late for the banana chat?




It's a banana split cake thingy. Tacky as gently caress 1970s poo poo, but it's tasty enough.

That doesn't even look gross, and if the filling isn't actually bug guts or something, then I totally would.

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