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DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


:drat:

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


GMM food shows are actually fairly entertaining and many of them would definitely belong in this thread. This one comes to mind...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj3qoo750_I

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp
Are there actual adults who watch GMM by choice, or are the rest of you subjected to it endlessly by grade-school-age children, like I am?

I sometimes have to leave the room for their food episodes. No, Cheetos can't be eaten as cereal. DO NOT POUR MILK ON THEM.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I find them amusing, but I have fairly low standards. I could watch the LA Beast eat disgusting crap all day long..

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"
These two idiots are more anti-food than anything posted in the past few pages

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

OctoberBlues posted:

I find them amusing, but I have fairly low standards. I could watch the LA Beast eat disgusting crap all day long..

That is because LA Beast rules

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
vegemite is basically salted caramel

makes u think

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

Eat Shit and Die

Lipstick Apathy

Code Jockey posted:

That is because LA Beast rules

Seriously, he is impressive.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




The one where he ate five pounds of jelly bears and almost died was pretty good

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Chard posted:

The one where he ate five pounds of jelly bears and almost died was pretty good

that's just a good friday night

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
LA Beast has achieved the goon dream: becoming internet famous through poor dietary choices.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Minarch posted:

LA Beast has achieved the goon dream: becoming internet famous through poor dietary choices.

But he has to exercise to do that >:[

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



:smith: Probably would.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

cash crab posted:

:smith: Probably would.

I definitely would if they were higher quality than frozen burger patties and American cheese. If you're going to make horrifying junk food at least have the self respect to use good quality ingredients.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

cyberia posted:

I definitely would if they were higher quality than frozen burger patties and American cheese. If you're going to make horrifying junk food at least have the self respect to use good quality ingredients.

I feel like you are missing the spirit of foods you prepare at 3am while drunk

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

PCOS Bill posted:

And yet enough California liberals moved in to ruin the whole state.

This is the shittiest bad food post.


This is your post in food form, Bill.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


cyberia posted:

I definitely would if they were higher quality than frozen burger patties and American cheese. If you're going to make horrifying junk food at least have the self respect to use good quality ingredients.

Yeah, you're missing the point of the sad face if you think I wouldn't cram American cheese and square pork breakfast squares into my face.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

PubicMice posted:

She's not even from here! She's from Idaho! Also, we all hate her!



This combined with the Sarah Palin reference made me laugh so hard.

Also, check out this recipe for Rainbow Sushi Rolls: http://www.tablespoon.com/recipes/rainbow-sushi-rolls/691179f7-c58a-4b82-9b38-403367565f87

It's a bog standard recipe for pretty banal-sounding sushi- imitation crab (hurf), avocado, and carrots- except for the rainbow rice. I know food coloring doesn't have a super-strong taste, but the point of sushi is that the flavors are pretty subtle, riht? Wouldn't all that food coloring mess that up?

I can see you maybe making this for a kid, but the recipe suggests you serve it at a dinner party. For adults.

By far not the worst thing in this thread, but I dunno, it grossed me out.

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables



Guardian Australia did a review if it here.

It's not good so it truly belongs in this thread.
Shame, as it could have so good :smith:

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1CUl4XcZc
Pizza rolls are pretty gross sometimes

The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001

NotAnArtist posted:

I feel like you are missing the spirit of foods you prepare at 3am while drunk

I don't know about you but I know that my drunk cooking is not going to look that tidy and well-put-together.

That said, I'd eat the hell out of that thing.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

THEY'RE loving POCKETS TOTINO

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

Internet Wizard posted:

Pizza rolls are pretty gross sometimes

I dunno, after smoking a metric fuckton of weed with my first boyfriend he made pizza rolls for me and at that moment I thought I was truly in love with him.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
Weed makes you eat pretty gross things. Like alcohol.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpMz_SyR3I8

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010

Would, without a moments hesitation or regret. Where can I get this in Canada?

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

"Yeah. Looks like I didn't make the time I was going for. So, basically, I just ate a whole bag of pizza rolls like I normally do. Going to wash 'em down with a girly beer. Ahh."

This kid has the opposite of whatever kind of charisma L.A. Beast has.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Spalec posted:

Would, without a moments hesitation or regret. Where can I get this in Canada?

Australia only, I think.

Dickey Butts
Feb 3, 2008

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Weed makes you eat pretty gross things. Like alcohol.

You've got a problem if you're eating alcohol.

Ed: or you're on, like, Pluto or something, iunno.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Dickey Butts posted:

You've got a problem if you're eating alcohol.

Ed: or you're on, like, Pluto or something, iunno.




:colbert:

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

Rum ham is the only legitimate edible alcohol out there

Skinny King Pimp
Aug 25, 2011
Skinny Queen Wimp
How have you people never heard of granitas or vodka watermelons?

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

Rum ham is legit, but moonshine buzz cake is also a choice edible alcohol

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

Eat Shit and Die

Lipstick Apathy

Skinny King Pimp posted:

How have you people never heard of granitas or vodka watermelons?

Granitas are just frozen ice italian style, and vodka watermelon is for trailer trash.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Tiramisu.

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

Eat Shit and Die

Lipstick Apathy
Just because idiots add alcohol to it doesn't mean it's a common alcoholic food.

Dickey Butts
Feb 3, 2008

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
Honestly, I expected vodka sauce or a bolognese before loving rum ham.

The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Rum Ham

Reddit user wrkacctdas539d posted:


We made it for a party in college by soaking a ham in Sailor Jerry's overnight. From what I remember, this is essentially what they did in the show.

The results? FOUL. The ham tasted like the worst aspects of rum. The rum that the ham was floating in tasted like salty ham but still had that alcohol burn. Rum Ham is possible to create but it will destroy your soul.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
That's scrub level rum hamming though. The secret is to cook it in a crock pot for like 8 hours o low heat in the rum. Sure it still has that gross burn, but it breaks the meat down so that more of the rum can soak in and mingle with the ham.

still tastes like garbage. Just better garbage.

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