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The Talented Mr. Khater: Young American goes to Chile to teach; her housemate turns out to be a psychopath who nearly kills her and then continues to scam around Latin America robbing and attacking people, using his charm to get out of being punished.quote:“I’ve got to go,” said Callie. “I have work at seven-thirty.”
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 01:25 |
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pookel posted:Alternate theory: the stalkers really want to buy the house and are trying to drive the price down by making people think it's haunted. Or they were outbid by the current family and are trying to scare them into leaving. Something like this story https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6KUlqrrjZk
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 13:48 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pllRW9wETzw
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 15:49 |
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Murphys Law posted:Or they were outbid by the current family and are trying to scare them into leaving. Jesus Christ what a sick woman. Especially unnerving because we just closed on a house and in doing so knocked out 4 other people's bids. Whoops.
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 19:17 |
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The Endbringer posted:That being said, WHY would you leave the house before looking in the walls? "Look inside the walls" ranks pretty high on my list of things never to do if ever caught in a horror movie. I would place it just above "let's split up" and below "let's investigate that weird noise in the middle of the night."
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# ? Jun 27, 2015 04:10 |
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QuoProQuid posted:"Look inside the walls" ranks pretty high on my list of things never to do if ever caught in a horror movie. I would place it just above "let's split up" and below "let's investigate that weird noise in the middle of the night."
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# ? Jun 27, 2015 04:21 |
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Just burn it to the ground. Burn it, salt the earth, spraypaint a giant middle finger on the ashes.
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# ? Jun 27, 2015 05:04 |
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13Pandora13 posted:Just burn it to the ground. Burn it, salt the earth, spraypaint a giant middle finger on the ashes. This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.
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# ? Jun 27, 2015 05:48 |
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Mister Mind posted:This place is not a place of honor.
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# ? Jun 27, 2015 06:02 |
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Why are my cats changing color? I recall hearing a song about this once.
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# ? Jun 27, 2015 06:09 |
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Mister Mind posted:This place is not a place of honor. Well now I gotta know whats there. If they're trying so hard to keep me out.
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# ? Jun 27, 2015 06:52 |
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moller posted:Why are my cats changing color? I recall hearing a song about this once. I feel like the answer to this is past the huge spikes jutting out of the ground
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# ? Jun 27, 2015 09:08 |
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pookel posted:But #1 should be "have sex in the woods." If you have sex in the woods, you will die in the woods. wooooorth iittttt
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# ? Jun 27, 2015 09:24 |
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The Endbringer posted:Theres molds in them theres walls! ftfy
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# ? Jun 27, 2015 09:51 |
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pookel posted:But #1 should be "have sex in the woods." If you have sex in the woods, you will die in the woods. *At night. I've had sex in the woods plenty of times in the daytime and I'm fine aside from the occasional maniac but they're easy enough to deal with.
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# ? Jun 27, 2015 10:01 |
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my wake up alarm is a backwards recording of myself reading incantations from an mysterious tome i found in my house's crawlspace ańd͡ t͍̪͍͜ͅh̨̫͖i͔̲̠̹͞ṇ̜̗̪̦gs̟͠ ŝ͊͋͠e̿ͬͩͭe̢m̛ͨ̎̏̎̌ p̢̲̰ͦͅr̘̖̣͍̜͇̫ͯe̦̱̜̝̊̌ͯ̓͂̊t̶̪̰̜̬͕̠t̮̙͈̜͍̖͖͂̅y҉̞̘̩̟̬ ơ̳̖͉͓͚̩̄ͤ̍ǩ̌̌͆͏̻̭̯̝a̴̧͇͇̓ͮ̉ͮ̕yͭ̎́͏̙̯̘͎̩̳̝͎͢t̬͈̥̙̤͛ͩ̀ͮ̇o͙̖͒̾ͮ̽̄̈͠ m̷̛͕̱̟̥͔̫͈̤̩̼̈̔͑̒ͩ̈ͬ̔̏ͬ͒̔ͣ̊͘͘̕ͅe̵̸̞͔̟͙͙̝̠̺͉̭̠̮̜̳̤̦͗̈́͛̊͛̽̚͝
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# ? Jun 27, 2015 10:28 |
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Here's a family who found an honest-to-gosh secret room in their new house! It's like a treasure hunt! e: (and another secret room) RNG has a new favorite as of 11:14 on Jun 27, 2015 |
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After being pinioned for execution, Christie complained that his nose itched. Pierrepoint assured him that "It won't bother you for long".
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# ? Jun 27, 2015 12:30 |
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Does anyone remember a story about some sort of Soviet-era wargaming exercise that involved the crew of some radar/radio facility switching on all their gear, only they'd disabled the safety mechanisms (or something along those lines) and half the crew were still out on the radar dish/array thingy, and ended up getting cooked alive?
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# ? Jun 27, 2015 12:41 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:I feel like the answer to this is past the huge spikes jutting out of the ground I bet it's among the huge foreboding cubes.
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# ? Jun 27, 2015 14:13 |
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Yoshimo posted:Does anyone remember a story about some sort of Soviet-era wargaming exercise that involved the crew of some radar/radio facility switching on all their gear, only they'd disabled the safety mechanisms (or something along those lines) and half the crew were still out on the radar dish/array thingy, and ended up getting cooked alive? I swore there was a news article several years ago about some guys cleaning a huge industrial microwave and accidentally triggering the starting mechanism and getting cooked alive but suspiciously I can't actually find it through google anymore.
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# ? Jun 27, 2015 17:34 |
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moller posted:Why are my cats changing color? I recall hearing a song about this once. Did anyone post the concept album that came out of it? The cat song is pretty catchy: http://emperorx.bandcamp.com/album/10000-year-earworm-to-discourage-settlement-near-nuclear-waste-repositories
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# ? Jun 27, 2015 17:40 |
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Yoshimo posted:Does anyone remember a story about some sort of Soviet-era wargaming exercise that involved the crew of some radar/radio facility switching on all their gear, only they'd disabled the safety mechanisms (or something along those lines) and half the crew were still out on the radar dish/array thingy, and ended up getting cooked alive? permabanned posted:Before I start, I would like to say that the events described in here have really happened, though the names of the unfortunate victims are changed by the author. atomicthumbs has a new favorite as of 03:07 on Jun 28, 2015 |
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pookel posted:But #1 should be "have sex in the woods." If you have sex in the woods, you will die in the woods. Doesn't matter had sex
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 03:07 |
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Thank you for this absolute insanity!
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 11:25 |
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Good god. Similar story: Anatoli Bugorski, struck by a particle accelerator in 1978 and still alive today. And a Wired article about Soviet "science towns."
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 14:08 |
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RNG posted:Good god. Similar story: Anatoli Bugorski, struck by a particle accelerator in 1978 and still alive today. I wrote that Wikipedia article when I read about Bugorski in an old Wired back in 2006. I like to think that I'm the reason anyone on the Internet knows about him.
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atomicthumbs posted:I wrote that Wikipedia article when I read about Bugorski in an old Wired back in 2006. I like to think that I'm the reason anyone on the Internet knows about him. Haha, fantastic! I love Soviet history and that one's a doozy. Thanks!
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 21:02 |
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Cold War Russia remains one of the most terrifying things I've ever heard of. To this day, Stanislav Yevgrafovich Petrov and Vasili Alexandrovich Arkhipov remain personal heroes of mine. These men prevented nuclear war, which would have ended all life as we know it. They did so on separate occasions, which means at least twice, one man - ONE MAN - stood between the world we know and a glowing field of glass. You want unnerving? Think about how close we are to chaos at any given time. In 2003, 55 million people lost power because of sagging wires and a computer bug. (You can read some of the details at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northeast_blackout_of_2003 if you don't remember the incident.) Luckily, it only lasted two days for many of the people involved - but with the tiny amount of money we spend on infrastructure, how close are we to something similar happening today? In 2011, a similar blackout took place in Arizona, California, and parts of Mexico. While I don't suggest everyone go full prepper and freak out - it is unnerving to think how close we are to being involuntarily thrown back through time into the 1600s.
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 00:47 |
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wyntyr posted:In 2011, a similar blackout took place in Arizona, California, and parts of Mexico. While I don't suggest everyone go full prepper and freak out - it is unnerving to think how close we are to being involuntarily thrown back through time into the 1600s. Oh yeah, that could happen with solar storms too, if they're of a similar magnitude to the one that occurred in 1859. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_storm_of_1859 quote:The solar storm of 1859, also known as the Carrington event,[1] was a powerful geomagnetic solar storm in 1859 during solar cycle 10. A solar coronal mass ejection hit Earth's magnetosphere and induced one of the largest geomagnetic storms on record. The associated "white light flare" in the solar photosphere was observed and recorded by English astronomers Richard C. Carrington and Richard Hodgson. quote:Aurorae were seen around the world, those in the northern hemisphere even as far south as the Caribbean; those over the Rocky Mountains were so bright that their glow awoke gold miners, who began preparing breakfast because they thought it was morning.[4] People who happened to be awake in the northeastern US could read a newspaper by the aurora's light.[5] The aurora was visible as far from the poles as Sub-Saharan Africa (Senegal, Mauritania, perhaps Monrovia, Liberia), Monterey and Tampico in Mexico, Queensland, Cuba and Hawaii.[6] Aurorae were visible at sea level at the latitudes of Port Moresby, Papua New Guinea and Dakar, Senegal; in theory at least, observers in the equatorial regions, particularly at higher elevations, may have been able to see the aurora borealis and aurora australis simultaneously quote:Telegraph systems all over Europe and North America failed, in some cases giving telegraph operators electric shocks.[8] Telegraph pylons threw sparks.[9] Some telegraph operators could continue to send and receive messages despite having disconnected their power supplies.[10] If the 1859 solar storm were to happen today: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/03/110302-solar-flares-sun-storms-earth-danger-carrington-event-science/ quote:But the big fear is what might happen to the electrical grid, since power surges caused by solar particles could blow out giant transformers. Such transformers can take a long time to replace, especially if hundreds are destroyed at once, said Baker, who is a co-author of a National Research Council report on solar-storm risks.
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 01:02 |
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quote:.... those over the Rocky Mountains were so bright that their glow awoke gold miners, who began preparing breakfast because they thought it was morning. STDH.txt
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 01:07 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:STDH.txt Why do you say that?
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 02:15 |
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A Pinball Wizard posted:Why do you say that? Because people aren't so loving dumb that seeing a bright light in the sky means it's morning and time to start cooking breakfast. I doubt a neanderthal would be dumb enough to confuse this event for "morning" and then go out to cook his bronto-burgers, let alone a miner from the mid-1800's.
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 02:29 |
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A Pinball Wizard posted:Why do you say that? Just the one line about the prospectors sounds like a tall tale. I'm hearing it in an excitable Yosemite Sam voice.
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 02:31 |
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Nevertheless it must have been absolutely beautiful to witness. I wonder if it would have been strong enough to feel the effects of it in your body. What an excellent opportunity for all these people who had never seen , or perhaps even heard of an aurora before, for it to be so bright and big and brilliant that they can see it even as far as the equator.
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 02:36 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Because people aren't so loving dumb that seeing a bright light in the sky means it's morning and time to start cooking breakfast. Not to mention, they're miners in 1859. loving awful exhausting work. If it happened during the hours after they were asleep, I'm guessing nothing short of a bomb going off on their cot would wake them up early.
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 02:40 |
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Nah. We're talking about people who set their lives by the sun. If it was bright enough to see by and they didn't have a watch or clock in the camp, I can totally see one or two assuming it was the pre-dawn and either starting their day until they realized the sun still wasn't up, or waking up, going "boy I bet somebody could get tricked by that!" , going back to sleep, and later making a joke to their friends.
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 03:21 |
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A Pinball Wizard posted:Nah. We're talking about people who set their lives by the sun. If it was bright enough to see by and they didn't have a watch or clock in the camp, I can totally see one or two assuming it was the pre-dawn and either starting their day until they realized the sun still wasn't up, or waking up, going "boy I bet somebody could get tricked by that!" , going back to sleep, and later making a joke to their friends. I think it's even more likely that someone would get beat to death for waking their buddy up early to look at the purdy lights. But yea, it's possible some miners got fooled. It's especially easy with hard labor and no clocks. You'd be like, "Fuuuuck, I feel like I just fell asleep! My life sucks!"
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# ? Jun 29, 2015 03:28 |
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That is an absolutely amazing story, thank you for sharing it. Goddamn, the Soviets are the all-time grand champions of technological disasters. (Just ask the fishermen of the Aral Sea...)
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Because people aren't so loving dumb that seeing a bright light in the sky means it's morning and time to start cooking breakfast. I disagree. I have, in the past, misinterpreted clouds and bright city lights for morning only to discover that I had awoke at 1AM instead of my usual time. When you get up just before the break of dawn, small changes make a difference. You're groggy and not thinking. On the MN Iron Range, sometimes the mine lights are so bright that they bounce off the clouds so that you can easily read a paper before sunrise. In 1991 (I believe that was the year) the Northern Lights were bright enough to read by. They even crackled and lasted for many hours.
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