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Windows 98 posted:Thank you so much for all your input guys! As mentioned before I really will try my best to incorporate all your ideas (if even possible) into this game. Also LOL at that Spanish Manlove sprite. do you become a wizard when you level up with the Incel?
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Jul 16, 2015 01:41
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smooty chicken
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Jul 16, 2015 01:42
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He posted in a thread I don't understand, doesn't count That was a pod person
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Jul 16, 2015 01:44
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Top City Homo posted:do you become a wizard when you level up with the Incel? ask your mom 
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Jul 16, 2015 01:47
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A few map/inventory items. Cheetos: standard-issue goon food Dog Food: good eatin' if you're desperate enough. Beer: beer. Nintendo Gamecube: Use as toilet/bong/sexhole, then blow it up with thermite. Cumvase: jesus loving christ Doobie Dog: do not eat under any circumstances. (Weapon)
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Jul 16, 2015 02:22
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Jul 16, 2015 02:23
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How did we forget what's wrong with us
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Jul 16, 2015 02:32
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Windows 98 posted:drat you Lowtax. Now I need a new name for the game something awful: the return of the king (different from the other one)
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Jul 16, 2015 02:57
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no, you can still make the game, just change the ending. "yeah, i was over here. what's the big deal?"
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Jul 16, 2015 03:00
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The game is now about Dr. Smart's epic quest to litigate the most ambitious interplanetary con man in history.
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Jul 16, 2015 03:05
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Windows 98 posted:drat you Lowtax. Now I need a new name for the game That was just his ghostly visage appearing momentarily to remind us of the importance of our quest to save him.
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Jul 16, 2015 03:07
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Windows 98 posted:drat you Lowtax. Now I need a new name for the game ? did i miss something
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Jul 16, 2015 03:15
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Applewhite posted:That was just his ghostly visage appearing momentarily to remind us of the importance of our quest to save him. It's Shakespearean
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Jul 16, 2015 03:17
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Printer carrying fetch quest. (this is the only way you can buff your characters stamina and strength by 50).
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Jul 16, 2015 03:47
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Make a quest where you try to get Benny the Snake (of E/N infamy) a job. Benny the Snake cannot even put things in a box, so the quest is ultimately resolved by either killing Benny the Snake or abandoning him in the thunderdome. Your quest reward is Benny the Snake's comic collection, which he insisted was extremely valuable, but is only worth about 100 gold when you sell it to a shop.
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Jul 16, 2015 04:30
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You drink beer for a health boost ,and if you drink it in a shower its potency increases by 25%.
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Jul 16, 2015 04:36
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Qusetgiver 3 olives has lost his polaroids! These voyeuristic treasures are scattered throughout the kingdom. Also, if you can beat 3 olives in a one mile race (doing it in under 30 real time minutes should be sufficient), he'll invite you to his apartment for a sad blowjob.
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Jul 16, 2015 04:38
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opus111 posted:You drink beer for a health boost ,and if you drink it in a shower its potency increases by 25%. Doesn't it have to be really cold though?
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Jul 16, 2015 06:16
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Manic Mailman posted:Printer carrying fetch quest. (this is the only way you can buff your characters stamina and strength by 50). if you do the printer carrying fetch quest, it changes the dialogue for the rest of the game so the main character's love interest is completely  about him
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Jul 16, 2015 06:20
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Drum posted:A few map/inventory items. nice touch w the kraft singles Windows 98 posted:drat you Lowtax. Now I need a new name for the game whoflungpoop fucked around with this message at 07:35 on Jul 16, 2015 |
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Jul 16, 2015 07:32
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The itinerant king
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Jul 16, 2015 09:23
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a starwar betamax posted:Boss idea: this owns
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Jul 16, 2015 09:36
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all of your party members should be old permabanned forum superstars like bigpeeler looking for the lost king to obtain a pardon. maybe lowtax's ex wife looking for his lost true love too
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Jul 16, 2015 09:40
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babypolis posted:all of your party members should be old permabanned forum superstars like bigpeeler looking for the lost king to obtain a pardon. maybe lowtax's ex wife looking for his lost true love too good idea but if we include all of his exwives im not sure the game engine can handle that many sprites
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Jul 16, 2015 10:22
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babypolis posted:all of your party members should be old permabanned forum superstars like bigpeeler looking for the lost king to obtain a pardon. maybe lowtax's ex wife looking for his lost true love too zergling minor 
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Jul 16, 2015 11:25
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:In the obligatory winter/ice area can you have the people living in buildings instead of igloos? link pls.
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Jul 16, 2015 12:26
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The White Dragon posted:zergling minor caro's ghost is a party member and he can summon poverty ghost and the souls of deceased forum members thatdamnjew is the ifrit equivalent
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Jul 16, 2015 12:30
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Relevant: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3731307&pagenumber=1&perpage=40 I'd like to reiterate my desire to see Johnny five aces a playable character in which you seek the zybourne clock. Also please put my character into the game as a sucker who gets conned by the five aces scam who then gives you a quest to beg for spare change (note you can't skip it and just give me the money you have, you must beg) and in return I offer my sincere gratitude
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Jul 16, 2015 12:54
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Jul 16, 2015 12:59
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gooncamp needs to be in this
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Jul 16, 2015 13:37
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oh an texarakis too and that goon island
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Jul 16, 2015 13:38
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Once you beat the game if you meet a special condition the game map flips upside down and you play the game over again upside down, this time searching for fragmaster
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Jul 16, 2015 13:48
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Drum posted:A few map/inventory items. Awesome thank you!
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Jul 16, 2015 14:12
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:no, you can still make the game, just change the ending. "I'm on twitter, idiot." The End
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Jul 16, 2015 14:28
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babypolis posted:caro's ghost is a party member and he can summon poverty ghost and the souls of deceased forum members yes
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Jul 16, 2015 14:29
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Lowtax is being held captive by a giant blue bird that forces him to write 140 character jokes for all eternity.
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Jul 16, 2015 14:50
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If you're looking for a new title: Something Awful: Knee Deep in Shitposts
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Jul 16, 2015 18:15
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I found out that Kyrie Eleison caught a ban, so you probably won't use him as I suggested. But you could use jrodefeld. When you're in DnD, jrodefeld sends you on a fetch quest to find a bunch of libertarian tomes. When you bring them back to him, you have the choice of reading them all (the dialogue box says "12 hours later" and when you finish your Intelligence stat goes down but you get a few purestrain gold bars that you can sell to an in-game store for lots of cash) or setting them all on fire (you don't get the gold bars but your intelligence stat goes up). Pththya-lyi fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Jul 16, 2015 |
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Jul 16, 2015 18:30
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don't make this game
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