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Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Why not? Guy was captured, but was a huge jerk and lied about poo poo in his military career. Also loves wars, which most people fighting in them do not enjoy since they could die.

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William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Beforehand posted:

I'm watching on C-SPAN.

OTHERS: Trump has quite interestingly and notably been very reluctant to talk about faith. Whenever asks, he kind of just pushes the conversation elsewhere - this is not going to go well for this particular crowd, but it's going to keep him out of the weeds of absolutely absurd religion-based crazy. He's still got his own crazy, but.....

"God is that than which nothing greater than Trump can be concieved" -

St. Trumpshelm

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

And also the worst of times

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.

William Bear posted:

"God is that than which nothing greater than Trump can be concieved" -

St. Trumpshelm

If Donald Trump sincerely answers a question about his religious beliefs with the ontological argument, I'll vote for him.

Spatula City
Oct 21, 2010

LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU WHY YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING
I wonder if even this can hurt Trump. It's not an unambiguous loser for him, given that it's John McCain he's attacking, and not someone the Republican primary electorate loves. McCain is kinda hated and blamed for the 2008 loss (and by extension in part blamed for the Obama presidency). So even if Trump's going too far, it's mitigated by voter dislike for McCain.

Four Score
Feb 27, 2014

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
I feel for Trump, having to evade all these religious questions because America isn't ready for a president who worships Mammon :smith:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Trump' remarks really makes the GOP reactions look like something out of some kind of reality tv series where they cut to the person having an opinion about the situation that transpired in front of a green screen. "What did you say about John McCain?!" :nyd:

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Spatula City posted:

I wonder if even this can hurt Trump. It's not an unambiguous loser for him, given that it's John McCain he's attacking, and not someone the Republican primary electorate loves. McCain is kinda hated and blamed for the 2008 loss (and by extension in part blamed for the Obama presidency). So even if Trump's going too far, it's mitigated by voter dislike for McCain.

I don't think Trump will take much heat for it because he's basically a vortex of conflict and I think the GOP are legitimately afraid of conflicting with him out of fear of more insane poo poo being tied to their party via the news describing it as an internal fight.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
His official statement really puts things into perspective.


Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?


That's cool that you met Tad 8.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Trump is speaking his mind! He has balls! True American Grit!! :grin:

I think he's gonna make it to the debates at least. Well if his money doesn't burn out on campaigning~

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

GalacticAcid posted:

His official statement really puts things into perspective.




Trump 2016

bpower
Feb 19, 2011

Lastgirl posted:

Trump is speaking his mind! He has balls! True American Grit!! :grin:

I think he's gonna make it to the debates at least. Well if his money doesn't burn out on campaigning~

What is he spending money on? Its just a lavish book tour at the moment.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Facebook posted:

Dear Mr Trump, I pray that Your Love for America and TRUTH continues to Lead you to VICTORY and Undo the evil Laws Forced upon us by this Anti-American Hoax president that mocked & disgraced the Courage and Virility of manhood in our nation! God bless you!

:gizz:

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Shouldn't be surprised they gave out bottled water and no recycling bins around.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

bpower posted:

What is he spending money on? Its just a lavish book tour at the moment.

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/us/elections/election-2016-campaign-money-race.html

quote:

Donald Trump’s campaign has spent $1.4 million so far, 74 percent of his campaign’s money.


I'm guessing its more like private jets and lavish dinners in between places.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

YES! TRUMP 2016 :gizz: :patriot:

neonnoodle
Mar 20, 2008

by exmarx
If there is a God, then He in His infinite wisdom will tell the Donald to run as a third party candidate.

PEROT 2016!!! :woop:

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

Who would trumps vp be

Herman???

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Scott Walker takes the opportunity to jump up and down and scream "look at me!" (lifted from usatoday.com)

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Bread Set Jettison posted:

Who would trumps vp be

Herman???

[intro of Kenan and Kel plays]

Trump walks onto stage, followed by Caine dragging his feet.

Trump: Hello America! Thanks for watching! We have a great show tonight at the White House, some crazy hijinks will ensue. I have the plan to make America great again, if you're not a loser you'll stick around!

[Trump turns to Caine]

Trump: Now Herman, I'm gonna need the following things before my master plan unravels. I'm gonna need a styrofoam noodle, a can of hairspray, duct tape, the Joint Chief of Staff, and a sundae banana split.

[Trump slaps Herman Caine on the back and briskly exits stage left. Caine is dumbfounded at his laundry list and stutters]

Caine: D-donald wait! What do I need this for? Donald!? DONALD?!!! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHUCKY DUCKY!!

[Caine chases after Trump and exits stage left. Cut to commercial.]

Lastgirl fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Jul 18, 2015

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Hate to distract from the Trumpomania, but apparently Martin O'Malley responded to Black Lives Matter protesters by saying "black lives matter, white lives matter, all lives matter" so Liberal Internet is in meltdown.

Bernie is addressing the crowd presently, Elias Isquith and Dave Weigel are both reporting live from the scene, would advise following either of their Twitter accounts if you want a blow-by-blow.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Guy on stage right now is doing a presentation about how we need to be in constant fear of Muslims and the outside.

That picture was green eggs ms ham signed by Ted Cruz. I'm personally happy to have a signed copy and getting it was the main mission of this trip.

The awful app is now letting me post pics. Was the first one table breaking?

Mr Hootington fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Jul 18, 2015

DutchDupe
Dec 25, 2013

How does the kitty cat go?

...meow?

Very gooood.
So when are the GOP ever going to win the presidency again?

Because this is a literal clown car and stupidity, I thought they could not top 2012 but here we are.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax

GalacticAcid posted:

Hate to distract from the Trumpomania, but apparently Martin O'Malley responded to Black Lives Matter protesters by saying "black lives matter, white lives matter, all lives matter" so Liberal Internet is in meltdown.

Bernie is addressing the crowd presently, Elias Isquith and Dave Weigel are both reporting live from the scene, would advise following either of their Twitter accounts if you want a blow-by-blow.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha he sucks so bad. Martin O Malley doesn't know poo poo about the netroots he's desperately trying to pretend he's part of.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

DutchDupe posted:

So when are the GOP ever going to win the presidency again?

Because this is a literal clown car and stupidity, I thought they could not top 2012 but here we are.

2016

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Oh, it seems that Bernie Sanders is in fact addressing the Something Awful 2016 Primary Thread.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Trump going scorched earth on everyone that even hints at criticizing him is just the best. The field probably wants to focus on Hillary and Obama but nope you've got to tackle Trump now!

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Chris Christie ‏@ChrisChristie 6m6 minutes ago
I know @SenJohnMcCain. Senator John McCain is an American hero. Period. Stop.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Vertical Lime posted:

Chris Christie ‏@ChrisChristie 6m6 minutes ago
I know @SenJohnMcCain. Senator John McCain is an American hero. Period. Stop.

telegram from Chris Christie? :eyepop:

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

GalacticAcid posted:

Oh, it seems that Bernie Sanders is in fact addressing the Something Awful 2016 Primary Thread.



Yeah. Weigel's tweets there seem really interesting; he's billing it as a clash of identity and class politics.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
People booed Cruz when he came out.

I'm pretty sure he is taking credit for 2014 elections for republicans. Yep he is

Mr Hootington fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Jul 18, 2015

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Lastgirl posted:

[intro of Kenan and Kel plays]

Trump walks onto stage, followed by Caine dragging his feet.

Trump: Hello America! Thanks for watching! We have a great show tonight at the White House, some crazy hijinks will ensue. I have the plan to make America great again, if you're not a loser you'll stick around!

[Trump turns to Caine]

Trump: Now Herman, I'm gonna need the following things before my master plan unravels. I'm gonna need a styrofoam noodle, a can of hairspray, duct tape, the Joint Chief of Staff, and a sundae banana split.

[Trump slaps Herman Caine on the back and briskly exits stage left. Caine is dumbfounded at his laundry list and stutters]

Caine: D-donald wait! What do I need this for? Donald!? DONALD?!!! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHUCKY DUCKY!!

[Caine chases after Trump and exits stage left. Cut to commercial.]
If this is a fair and just world, this will be an SNL skit with both of them in person some point in the next year and a half

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
He wants planned parenthood to be acorned. He got a standing ovation after this and stood for himself. Yes people still booed.

He is pulling super right and people are going nuts here.

Another standing ovation. He is beating trump and Carson in this place.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

the worst part of this is going to be the gop candidates lining up to suck an old man's dick

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight
God, why do I almost want to agree with Trump sometimes on the surface and for a moment.

McCain is a poo poo senator, the guy is a spinless nutty war hawk with terrible fiscal policy who loving picked god drat Sarah Palin as his running mate.

His service was admirable, he undoubtedly suffered more pain than any of us will in our lives during his service but he is a lovely politician with no political integrity.

Lexifantastik
Aug 20, 2010
n

Lexifantastik fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Jul 18, 2015

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Cruz said he has never attacked any of his colleagues in the senate and will not make personal attacks these next 18 months.

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