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First things first - gotta hook back up with our ten foot Pole. I think he gave us the name of a bar or inn or something to meet him at. And we definitely owe him a drink for helping us out with the guards a few days ago.
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Peebla posted:First things first - gotta hook back up with our ten foot Pole. I think he gave us the name of a bar or inn or something to meet him at. And we definitely owe him a drink for helping us out with the guards a few days ago. This and blow all of the 250gc on a weeklong bender getting utterly shitwrecked with our giant foreigner pal and his cronies.
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Peebla posted:First things first - gotta hook back up with our ten foot Pole. I think he gave us the name of a bar or inn or something to meet him at. And we definitely owe him a drink for helping us out with the guards a few days ago. This and let's find out where this Tedblad guy lives, we've got a villa to claim!
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Jul 24, 2015 05:22
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Epic High Five posted:This and let's find out where this Tedblad guy lives, we've got a villa to claim! Yes we have a sweet rear end home base to trash in that weeklong bender
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Jul 24, 2015 05:38
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Travel to a respectable town inn, stay the night and befriend the owner to obtain employment and make inquires about decent small houses for sale. Purchase a small furnished cottage in a decent part of town and keep it in good condition while socializing with the neighbors. Befriend the girl next door and court her, converting to Bilgenalism. Invite your mother to the wedding, and let her see the stable life you have created. Allow her to name the first grandchild whatever she likes. Join the local tavern goons in Pixie hunts and dryad purges. When the time is right, write a letter to Jeff asking to bury the hatchet and visit your home, to see the kids and your new granite countertops. Enclose a fine Bilgeton whiskey to seal the deal. When he arrives welcome him warmly and invite him inside. As he steps over the entryway, have James Boned shank him. Hyrax Attack! fucked around with this message at 06:07 on Jul 24, 2015 |
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Jul 24, 2015 05:51
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Ask around if theres an inn that accepts handfuls of teeth as payment. Edit: You know what? Just find literally anything to spend these teeth on Amorphous Blob fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Jul 24, 2015 |
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Jul 24, 2015 06:12
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This book is hilarious.
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Jul 24, 2015 06:38
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- Find string, Combine teeth and string into a necklace. - Find Ted's house. Look for an Insignia Ring of some sort. - Bequeath the house and everything therein to ourself. I can't remember how much of that is doable, but, I'm voting for as much of that as I can. Edit: gently caress, looks like we already have a signet ring. Assuming it's Ted's, skip the second item and get straight to having "Ted" give "Us" the house and posessions.
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Jul 24, 2015 09:58
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the_steve posted:- Find string, Combine teeth and string into a necklace. That ring belongs to Count Hugues "The Mark" of Bilgeton but since he's Tedbald's liege it's probably just as good.
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Jul 24, 2015 10:07
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Gilganixon posted:That ring belongs to Count Hugues "The Mark" of Bilgeton but since he's Tedbald's liege it's probably just as good. All I'm seeing is a perfect opportunity to impersonate a dead man and will all of his hard earned belongings to ourself before any of his family/loved ones/legal beneficiaries realize he's dead and try to collect their inheritance.
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Jul 24, 2015 10:22
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Jenkem Delivery posted:Jeff is the leader of ELFSIS I think you mean Elveqaeda E: Thats what the compendium referred to them by if I remember. E2: I say we proceed to the Constable's office and get wanted posters of Jeff drawn up immediately! As well as collect our reward for bringing in the vile thief that robbed us. Also we should inform them to be on the lookout for possible people trying to be impostors of us using stolen garments or possessions that belonged to us to try and pass off as us. Al Borland fucked around with this message at 10:34 on Jul 24, 2015 |
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Jul 24, 2015 10:26
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There's a small majority in favour of tracking down the Pole as a first order of business and then running some elaborate scam where we pretend to be a knight and steal everything he owns. Karol mentioned the Hoary Boar. There are two inns in the town: the Hoary Boar is a sleazy dump and the New Naracourte is far swankier. The other options so far are to head over to the market and try to buy some stuff with all the gold, teeth and leaves we've been lugging around, or to push our luck and try to get some reward money out of the guards while covering our tracks a bit more (if possible). I'll check back in a bit. Al Borland posted:I think you mean Elveqaeda This book and its various compendiums predate Al-Qaeda by about five years, back then they were the Mujahedeen. I think the author of this series along with most Europeans and Americans had a beef with the Japanese and communists at the time so the elven terrorist group du jour is the Elven Sekigun (エルフ赤軍/ERA).
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Elvish Republican Army Red Amnish Faction Elvistan Liberation Organization
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Gilganixon posted:There's a small majority in favour of tracking down the Pole as a first order of business and then running some elaborate scam where we pretend to be a knight and steal everything he owns. Karol mentioned the Hoary Boar. There are two inns in the town: the Hoary Boar is a sleazy dump and the New Naracourte is far swankier. Let me add to the majority here, and although I don't understand a single word of Polish, I'm pretty sure the Pole did say "Hoary Boar" so that's probably where he's waiting for us, so let's get him some beer ASAP.
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Karol seems as good a place to start as any. Good to know someone when you're in an unfamiliar place, even if you don't understand a word they're saying.
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Jul 24, 2015 17:21
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Karol for sure. We need to introduce him to James Boned!
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We should also check the Polish embassy at the city for a translator.
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Jul 24, 2015 17:42
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the_steve posted:- Find string, Combine teeth and string into a necklace. This, and plan to enter high society as 'Ted', assuming his identity as a upperclass man-about-town. Meet a rich heiress at a party and retire to a life of luxury in a private fort, after a scorched-earth anti-Jeff campaign.
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Jul 24, 2015 18:41
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definitely steal Ted's identity. convince Hugues that you've been Ted all along, he'll believe it when you show him your signet ring and title deedRC Cola posted:We should also check the Polish embassy at the city for a translator. Also this.
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Claven666 posted:definitely steal Ted's identity. convince Hugues that you've been Ted all along, he'll believe it when you show him your signet ring and title deed Sounds like a solid plan. Also if we tell the guards they're all doing a splendid job and give them raises with someone else's money. Who are they gonna believe to be the real guy? The one paying them more? Or the guy who walks in and would take away their raises?
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Jul 24, 2015 20:23
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Claven666 posted:definitely steal Ted's identity. convince Hugues that you've been Ted all along, he'll believe it when you show him your signet ring and title deed Then get caught up in the game of thones in Bilgeton.
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Jul 24, 2015 20:34
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We can still steal Ted's identity after we meet up with Karol, right? I don't want to bluff these chumps without a 10-foot archaeologist behind us and a skeleton in our knapsack.
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Al Borland posted:Sounds like a solid plan. Also if we tell the guards they're all doing a splendid job and give them raises with someone else's money. Who are they gonna believe to be the real guy? The one paying them more? Or the guy who walks in and would take away their raises? So buy out the city guard, get a translator for Karl, let him in on the plan to take over the city with a fake name to declare war on Jeff. And make him your right hand man. Also equal rights for skeletons
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Jul 24, 2015 20:52
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The problem with stealing Ted's life is that people might expect us to do...Ted things. Whereas, if "Ted" just so happens to leave everything to "Whatever our real name is", then we're free to continue being a lazy piece of poo poo with no marketable skills outside of Elvish Persecution while living high off of Ted's wealth. Plus no needing to cover our tracks when people who know him show up and want to talk or prove we're a fake. All the good stuff, no chance of responsibility.
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RC Cola posted:So buy out the city guard, get a translator for Karl, let him in on the plan to take over the city with a fake name to declare war on Jeff. SKeletons were NEVER second or third class citizens. Always first class! E: OP I was looking into these book series and I think I figured out why your finger won't stop bleeding. They used a glue that had similar properties as rat poison to bind it. Also why the books are so scarce a lot of them were recalled because they were afraid children would lick the books or chew on them. You may want to handle the books with gloves or more care. While it is a small trace amount of the poison. Still... Al Borland fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Jul 24, 2015 |
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Update Scan completed. There's still a majority for getting to Karol and then following through with stealing Tedbald's identity or at least finding some way to leech off him. Since this is a multi-step process, I'll make the move that gets us closest to this. Yesterday's scan:   We go to the Hoary Boar, the worst inn in town (26):  Not many options here but I'll leave it up to you guys to work out. However this all shakes out we'll work on the master plan after the tavern is cleared, Anyway not a big update tonight but the old scanner needs a break! Adventure sheet:  Al Borland posted:
Thanks for the warning but it might be a bit late for me, the infection is spreading  the_steve posted:The problem with stealing Ted's life is that people might expect us to do...Ted things. This is a valid concern. The elf can't do what he doesn't know - he might be able to trick a few guards but he might get busted if he actually has to meet with his lord at some point. Something to think about for the future anyways RC Cola posted:We should also check the Polish embassy at the city for a translator. I'll get a Bestiary entry scanned for Poles tomorrow - they come from so far away that you might find one or two of them total in the biggest towns. Certainly no embassies or translators, although a few people could probably speak Polish if they've had a lot of contact with a Pole. Our half-elf can't because he's too lazy or rude to have learned any Polish despite knowing Karol practically all his life. Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Jul 25, 2015 |
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Gilganixon posted:I'll get a Bestiary entry scanned for Poles tomorrow - they come from so far away that you might find one or two of them total in the biggest towns. Certainly no embassies or translators, although a few people could probably speak Polish if they've had a lot of contact with a Pole. Our half-elf can't because he's too lazy or rude to have learned any Polish despite knowing Karol practically all his life. Learn Polish ASAP
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Awesome a Hen party. I say we buy a round of drinks for the dwarven women to get the attention of our friendly 10 ft Pole and maybe conquest some lovely dwarven women tonight.
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Al Borland posted:Awesome a Hen party. I say we buy a round of drinks for the dwarven women to get the attention of our friendly 10 ft Pole and maybe conquest some lovely dwarven women tonight. Karol is actually an amazing wingman
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Jenkem Delivery posted:Karol is actually an amazing wingman You'll be drowning in dwarf poon tonight the two of you!
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Jenkem Delivery posted:Karol is actually an amazing wingman We seduced a bat woman. A literal bat woman. There is so much testosterone coursing through our veins it's pushing excess hair out of our face and we just rolled into town fresh from battle on a caravan if death with the body of an elven bandit lord. Seducing these de-statured minxes should be a cakewalk and we should act accordingly.
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Can we have an old fashioned orgy with these half pint minxes? If so we should totally split roast one with Karol.
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Blizzy_Cow posted:Can we have an old fashioned orgy with these half pint minxes? If so we should totally split roast one with Karol. I think with the size difference of you karol and the dwarf... IT's more of a seasaw... 
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Yup, gotta get Karol back in the group and then the two of us will tear through the hen party like a couple of foxes. Either figuratively or I guess by shaking them by their necks until they break and carrying their juicy corpses away to eat later. Whatever.
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Voting to find Karol and then hit on some hens.
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Blizzy_Cow posted:Can we have an old fashioned orgy with these half pint minxes? If so we should totally split roast one with Karol. lmao
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Al Borland posted:I think with the size difference of you karol and the dwarf... IT's more of a seasaw... Karol gets on his knees the dwarf lady is on a table and we just stand tall and proud. Atleast I think thatll work have no idea how tall we are or how short a dwarf is.
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Blizzy_Cow posted:Karol gets on his knees the dwarf lady is on a table and we just stand tall and proud. Atleast I think thatll work have no idea how tall we are or how short a dwarf is. I just the feeling Karol is happily married to a lovely wife and wouldn't want any part in our carnal sick pleasures.
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