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22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



One of the supercars crashed into the server room. Or Tony just got a job there.

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Swink
Apr 18, 2006
Left Side <--- Many Whelps
I believe that was just a turn of phrase with regards to the previous poster.

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.
Ugh, I just saw a lawsuit settlement in my company's future. A customer service rep was just fired a day after putting in her FMLA paperwork to schedule paternity leave while being 8 months pregnant. No write ups, no discipline of any kind after 4 years. She also happens to be a minority.

Even if she did something stupid it would seem like only an idiot would fire her now and not wait until after her leave. I bet the settlement is going to eat a chunk of my 2017 expansion budget!!!

baquerd
Jul 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Sickening posted:

paternity leave while being 8 months pregnant

And a Transgender as well, wow.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Sickening posted:

Ugh, I just saw a lawsuit settlement in my company's future. A customer service rep was just fired a day after putting in her FMLA paperwork to schedule paternity leave while being 8 months pregnant. No write ups, no discipline of any kind after 4 years. She also happens to be a minority.

Even if she did something stupid it would seem like only an idiot would fire her now and not wait until after her leave. I bet the settlement is going to eat a chunk of my 2017 expansion budget!!!

Jesus, how can they be that stupid.

That's about as smart as the new VP of Engineering right before my dad retired. My dad used to use those little tape recorders for all meetings so he could transcribe notes later and then annotate them with ideas he wrote down during the meeting. The new VP flat out said, "we're getting rid of our older engineers because they cost too much and younger engineers are cheap".

A call to his lawyer, a couple meetings with HR, and my dad walked out with a huge severance, an early retirement package a few months later.

The absolutely golden thing was, he joined a small engineering consultancy and one of his first contracts was at that company, doing the same thing for almost twice as much.

GOOCHY
Sep 17, 2003

In an interstellar burst I'm back to save the universe!

baquerd posted:

And a Transgender as well, wow.

:bravo: :yikes:

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

RadicalR posted:

Welp, this sounds like a good story. Are you okay?

Haha I'm fine, I'm fine. I was referring to the counter-offer story! It's paraphrased from Blade Runner. When you're ready to leave you need to just leave. Counter-offers are poison.

22 Eargesplitten posted:

One of the supercars crashed into the server room. Or Tony just got a job there.

This drab thing paid a visit today.

Dick Trauma fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Aug 4, 2015

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


Dick Trauma posted:

Haha I'm fine, I'm fine. I was referring to the counter-offer story! It's paraphrased from Blade Runner. When you're ready to leave you need to just leave. Counter-offers are poison.


This drab thing paid a visit today.



You've been through so much, anytime you say anything negative it triggers half the thread.

Alliterate Addict
Jul 10, 2012

dreaming of that face again

it's bright and blue and shimmering

grinning wide and comforting me with it's three warm and wild eyes

The Fool posted:

You've been through so much, anytime you say anything negative it triggers half the thread.

More like "any time you say something negative, we assume it has to be even worse than the earlier stories if you're complaining about it now".

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Sickening posted:

Ugh, I just saw a lawsuit settlement in my company's future. A customer service rep was just fired a day after putting in her FMLA paperwork to schedule paternity leave while being 8 months pregnant. No write ups, no discipline of any kind after 4 years. She also happens to be a minority.

Even if she did something stupid it would seem like only an idiot would fire her now and not wait until after her leave. I bet the settlement is going to eat a chunk of my 2017 expansion budget!!!

hahaha oh dear god that wont go well

beepsandboops
Jan 28, 2014
My boss gave up after spending four hours this morning trying to figure out how to get AD sync working with FreeRADIUS. He walked out of his office and declared that Linux was worthless because they "change things all the time" since "they let anybody change the code."

Coworker: Why does the Linux company let so many bugs in? Why do they do it free?
Boss: There's not just one company called "Linux," there are lots of companies: Red Hat, CentOS, Ubanto . . .

I really need to get out of here.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Sickening posted:

Ugh, I just saw a lawsuit settlement in my company's future. A customer service rep was just fired a day after putting in her FMLA paperwork to schedule paternity leave while being 8 months pregnant. No write ups, no discipline of any kind after 4 years. She also happens to be a minority.

Even if she did something stupid it would seem like only an idiot would fire her now and not wait until after her leave. I bet the settlement is going to eat a chunk of my 2017 expansion budget!!!

Lots of people get screwed like this and don't sue.

Luna Was Here
Mar 21, 2013

Lipstick Apathy

beepsandboops posted:

My boss gave up after spending four hours this morning trying to figure out how to get AD sync working with FreeRADIUS. He walked out of his office and declared that Linux was worthless because they "change things all the time" since "they let anybody change the code."

Coworker: Why does the Linux company let so many bugs in? Why do they do it free?
Boss: There's not just one company called "Linux," there are lots of companies: Red Hat, CentOS, Ubanto . . .

I really need to get out of here.

im assuming you mean ubuntu, in which case don't all of those guys just run edited versions of Linux? I can understand how someone would look at all the different versions and just go "man, I hate those Linux guys" especially without a deeper understanding of what Linux really even is

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.

Dick Trauma posted:

Haha I'm fine, I'm fine. I was referring to the counter-offer story! It's paraphrased from Blade Runner. When you're ready to leave you need to just leave. Counter-offers are poison.


This drab thing paid a visit today.


My god. I just drove 11.5 hours on Saturday coming home from Montana with my buddy, the whole time wishing I was driving a Ford GT or anything you'd see in the Gumball 3000 run etc.

evol262
Nov 30, 2010
#!/usr/bin/perl

Luna Was Here posted:

im assuming you mean ubuntu, in which case don't all of those guys just run edited versions of Linux? I can understand how someone would look at all the different versions and just go "man, I hate those Linux guys" especially without a deeper understanding of what Linux really even is

I mean, no.

Linux is just the kernel, but that's pedantic. They all run slightly different kernel configurations (but that's pretty invisible to most software, and Ubuntu's linux-3.10 isn't that different from Fedora's, just some different checkboxes, basically).

They all also run slightly different versions of the standard C library and openssl and everything else. Arch Linux's openssl probably uses different compile-time options than Debian's, and Debian (in particular, which carries through to Mint and Ubuntu) tends to carry a lot of distro-specific patches for various things.

Software packages for SuSE may depend on libfoo.so.6 instead of libfoo.so.5, and
crash or need a rebuild on Slackware (or for libfoo.so.6 to be installed). .so files are sort of comparable to .DLLs

The software packaging philosophy in Linux is very different from Windows and OSX.

But in general, FreeRADIUS 2.0 (or whatever) is identical across distros. There are a bunch of potential changes underneath it, but you won't see or have to know about those. Firefox, MySQL, Apache, and everything else (including the standard C libraries and openssl and whatever provides libfoo) are the same, and functionality/config file syntax/etc isn't changed across distros. Location might be (/etc/apache2 vs /etc/httpd is the big difference), but nginx is nginx.

His boss misread how it works, and blamed philosophical slapfights for a failure to make a well-documented procedure which has nothing to do with distros (freeradius backed by ldap/ad) work.

Also, all of those projects have well-defined development models. "Anybody" isn't committing code to freeradius and getting it packaged in Debian or rhel without reviews from the freeradius people, then the maintainer of the freeradius package on that distro, then the qa team for that package on that distro

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
They didn't even offer me a counter offer. :smith: I expressed that I was concerned with moving to SoCal because of the company burning cash, and all i got was just a bunch of "Well we have contracts coming soon" and "our industry is growing!"

I am giving my two weeks later today. :yotj:

vibur
Apr 23, 2004
A voicemail from a pretty low-level person came in that's pissing me off.

"Hey, vibur, I know you had your carpal tunnel surgery this morning but my computer is flipping out and I need it to work so could you fix it?"

What part of "only responding to catastrophic, system-wide emergencies until Thursday" did you not understand? Also - flipping out? How about some details there, chief?

MC Fruit Stripe
Nov 26, 2002

around and around we go
For the love of god don't respond to that until Thursday, otherwise nothing you say will carry any weight for the rest of time.

vibur
Apr 23, 2004

MC Fruit Stripe posted:

For the love of god don't respond to that until Thursday, otherwise nothing you say will carry any weight for the rest of time.
Oh, that's not a problem. The people that sign off on such things signed off on such things. And, her manager got an earful from a high-on-Percocet-but-still-in-pain vibur.

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

ratbert90 posted:

They didn't even offer me a counter offer. :smith: I expressed that I was concerned with moving to SoCal because of the company burning cash, and all i got was just a bunch of "Well we have contracts coming soon" and "our industry is growing!"

I am giving my two weeks later today. :yotj:

Good poo poo either way.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

ratbert90 posted:

"Well we have contracts coming soon"

Oh, no, why did I bet the company payroll? Oh, Gil's in a lot of trouble. :ohdear:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


PIssing me off:

Work ordered a bunch of poo poo-tier Asus laptops with Win8.1 that according to an email I saw, are to be all recalled. Recalled not due to safety or quality issues, but due to Asus doing some dodgy deal on Win8.1 licences and inability to upgrade to Win10 for specific models. I am not sure of the details, but all Asus F553MA-BING-SX985B models are being recalled nationwide.

Not pissing me off:

We will be getting some decent laptops now.

SSH IT ZOMBIE
Apr 19, 2003
No more blinkies! Yay!
College Slice
Pissing me off:
VmWare ontop of UCS ontop of auto-tiered storage
Let's play find the issue in 10000 layers of abstraction
We can go deeper.

TBH really only auto-tiering is pissing me off.
:beerpal:

MC Fruit Stripe
Nov 26, 2002

around and around we go
If that's the wrong way to do it then I'm doing it wrong too, because that's exactly how I have my poo poo set up. Just give me a SAN with a 3 tiers (flash SAS and NLSAS), couple of UCS chassis with blades, and throw ESXi on everything in sight, and I'm done by lunch. Hell I was done by like 10am today, and spent the rest of the day wondering why Castlevania 3's controls are less responsive than Castlevania 2's.

Aunt Beth
Feb 24, 2006

Baby, you're ready!
Grimey Drawer

SSH IT ZOMBIE posted:

TBH really only auto-tiering is pissing me off.
:beerpal:
Whose storage are you using?

evol262
Nov 30, 2010
#!/usr/bin/perl

MC Fruit Stripe posted:

Hell I was done by like 10am today, and spent the rest of the day wondering why Castlevania 3's controls are less responsive than Castlevania 2's.

So you can repeatedly die to medusas in the stupid tower level. But at least 3 didn't practically require a copy of Nintendo Power to find the flame whip

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Vyatta. Nothing else to be said. It is pissing me off.

MC Fruit Stripe
Nov 26, 2002

around and around we go

evol262 posted:

So you can repeatedly die to medusas in the stupid tower level. But at least 3 didn't practically require a copy of Nintendo Power to find the flame whip
Flame whip always felt slower to me and I was content to stick with the morning star. God I love that game so much.

SSH IT ZOMBIE
Apr 19, 2003
No more blinkies! Yay!
College Slice

Aunt Beth posted:

Whose storage are you using?

EMC, VNX (maybe VNX 2), I'm not the storage engineer.

I'm just not a fan of it. Users sip data. Infrastructure poison like reporting, ETLs, environment copies of applications, etc cause super high IO but performance doesn't need to be necessarily high, a lot of it is scheduled tasks. What ends up happening is those workloads end up on your best disk, your C drives and user data on slow disk.

Then your VmWare snapshot based backups kick off. Your array's storage processors all peg out at near 100%, all your FC switch ports max out, VMWare snapshots start taking too long to consolidate while those ETLs are running, it decides to stun VMs. Hundreds of applications begin getting knocked offline. Systems begin hardlocking with IO failures in your event logs. This becomes a normal occurrence.

It's pretty clear we're overcommitted on IO. No one wants to admit it. A bit of shuffling stuff around isn't going to save us.

But honestly auto-tiering is a double edged sword, you really have to be careful what you put on it. All your systems need to play nice, no pigs, or if you are putting a resource hog on autotiering, it better be for on-demand use. Otherwise you're going to waste your best disk.

SSH IT ZOMBIE fucked around with this message at 05:23 on Aug 5, 2015

Crowley
Mar 13, 2003
Thing that's pissing me off: Due to a headache I'm not very productive today, and I can't even hop on IRC for some idle goony banter since I powered down my VMware server at home to swap out a graphics card, and then I went to bed without swapping the card and powering the server on again, my "random poo poo"-server I run the IRC from is offline and can't be switched on until I get home.

I'm just about ready to give up and go home, but I've got a sort-of important meeting at 13:00. :sigh:

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Crowley posted:

Thing that's pissing me off: Due to a headache I'm not very productive today, and I can't even hop on IRC for some idle goony banter since I powered down my VMware server at home to swap out a graphics card, and then I went to bed without swapping the card and powering the server on again, my "random poo poo"-server I run the IRC from is offline and can't be switched on until I get home.

I'm just about ready to give up and go home, but I've got a sort-of important meeting at 13:00. :sigh:

Mibbit, yo. It's what all the cool kids use.

Wibla
Feb 16, 2011

Crowley posted:

Thing that's pissing me off: Due to a headache I'm not very productive today, and I can't even hop on IRC for some idle goony banter since I powered down my VMware server at home to swap out a graphics card, and then I went to bed without swapping the card and powering the server on again, my "random poo poo"-server I run the IRC from is offline and can't be switched on until I get home.

I'm just about ready to give up and go home, but I've got a sort-of important meeting at 13:00. :sigh:

Spin up a digitalocean vm?

Alliterate Addict
Jul 10, 2012

dreaming of that face again

it's bright and blue and shimmering

grinning wide and comforting me with it's three warm and wild eyes

Crowley posted:

Thing that's pissing me off: Due to a headache I'm not very productive today, and I can't even hop on IRC for some idle goony banter since I powered down my VMware server at home to swap out a graphics card, and then I went to bed without swapping the card and powering the server on again, my "random poo poo"-server I run the IRC from is offline and can't be switched on until I get home.

I'm just about ready to give up and go home, but I've got a sort-of important meeting at 13:00. :sigh:

I’d vote for linode, but regardless, it’s all about the cloud. Maintaining a home server for remote access is for suckers, even before you factor in the electricity costs and how unreliable residential ISPs are about downtime and static IPs.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

poo poo pissing me off: customers with no ability to cope with things not going exactly right 100% of the time. poo poo breaks when you make changes to core network infrastructure, which is why we do this poo poo during maintenance windows and why we have provisions in place to roll back in the event something isn't working. And if you didn't bother getting upper management to approve a maintenance outage and to send out an email telling your users to deal with it, then that's on you.

evol262
Nov 30, 2010
#!/usr/bin/perl

Wibla posted:

Spin up a digitalocean vm?

Digitalocean sales rep please go

Stealthgerbil
Dec 16, 2004


Ursine Asylum posted:

I’d vote for linode, but regardless, it’s all about the cloud. Maintaining a home server for remote access is for suckers, even before you factor in the electricity costs and how unreliable residential ISPs are about downtime and static IPs.

i dunno the cost to get a vps thats equal to my newish xeon e3 server with 32gb of ram would be way more per month then electricity and the internet here is pretty stable. Depends on where one lives I guess.

Moey
Oct 22, 2010

I LIKE TO MOVE IT

Stealthgerbil posted:

i dunno the cost to get a vps thats equal to my newish xeon e3 server with 32gb of ram would be way more per month then electricity and the internet here is pretty stable. Depends on where one lives I guess.

This. I have a lot of crap running on my home server, it sips power and my residential Comcast has been fine. Hell, I have had the same IP since I moved almost 2 years ago.

Crowley
Mar 13, 2003
The machine running the ESX host is an old Dell XPS 420 on a 90 Mbit fiber. I suppose it would be cheaper to host it online, but I like being able to toss up a new guest when I want to fiddle, and it hosts my SSL tunnel, media library, and Crowley Jr.'s Minecraft server too.

Siochain
May 24, 2005

"can they get rid of any humans who are fans of shitheads like Kanye West, 50 Cent, or any other piece of crap "artist" who thinks they're all that?

And also get rid of anyone who has posted retarded shit on the internet."


psydude posted:

poo poo pissing me off: customers with no ability to cope with things not going exactly right 100% of the time. poo poo breaks when you make changes to core network infrastructure, which is why we do this poo poo during maintenance windows and why we have provisions in place to roll back in the event something isn't working. And if you didn't bother getting upper management to approve a maintenance outage and to send out an email telling your users to deal with it, then that's on you.

Ayup.

People switching to our CRM from their old one. Things are different. Don't have your callers submitting 300 tickets for features we don't have, that you KNEW we didn't have, and yet decided didn't matter. Especially when we have an alternative that actually works better.

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

evol262 posted:

Digitalocean sales rep please go

:captainpop:

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