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Hagop
May 14, 2012

First one out of the Ranger gets a prize!
Wait, wtf, Mahouka is getting a second season. That show is like 100% elmental boredom.

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Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Yes but it's also got nationalism, incest and girls with dangerously exposed necklines.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Sakurazuka posted:

Yes but it's also got nationalism, incest and girls with dangerously exposed necklines.

As in, parts of their neck are occasionally visible.

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011



Not really no. There was that one nurse with the low-cut top, who was promptly chastised by the main character about proper workplace attire.

That show and its author have Issues about women and modern day clothing.

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Why was that last episode such a cliff hanger

GhostStalker
Mar 26, 2010

Guys, find a woman who looks at you the way GhostStalker looks at every bald, obese, single 58 year old accountant from Tulsa who managed to win $4,000 by not wagering on a Final Jeopardy triple stumper.

Dilbert As gently caress posted:

Why was that last episode such a cliff hanger

so people could get hype for the Ride of the Valkyries scene next episode

GhostStalker fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Aug 4, 2015

Buckwheat Sings
Feb 9, 2005
I think I stopped at the point where the Japanese military makes no mistakes, are good guys despite literally land grabbing a fantasy planet, and then lies by saying it invented GPS, Wifi, and the internet.

Also no way in gently caress would USA, or hell really ANY OTHER COUNTRY, just let Japan do whatever the hell they want with a gateway into what's literally a planet loving loaded with resources.

It sucks too since this could be an amazing story with the hero characters being sucked into this poo poo and just observing it all seeing the positives and negatives of war and military doctrine of a nation with no resources. But then I guess we wouldn't have what's basically a rightwing wank paradise.

K. Flaps
Dec 7, 2012

by Athanatos
Go cry into your cheeseburger about it.

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

Are you nerds ever going to get tired of complaining that this show is too right-wing and not boring enough?

Sharkopath
May 27, 2009

Look out for my competing doujinshi, where Hannibal leads an armored elephant column to our world and establishes a base of operations to end Rome once and for all. Find my table at next years Comiket.

Kortel
Jan 7, 2008

Nothing to see here.

Buckwheat Sings posted:

I think I stopped at the point where the Japanese military makes no mistakes, are good guys despite literally land grabbing a fantasy planet, and then lies by saying it invented GPS, Wifi, and the internet.

Also no way in gently caress would USA, or hell really ANY OTHER COUNTRY, just let Japan do whatever the hell they want with a gateway into what's literally a planet loving loaded with resources.

It sucks too since this could be an amazing story with the hero characters being sucked into this poo poo and just observing it all seeing the positives and negatives of war and military doctrine of a nation with no resources. But then I guess we wouldn't have what's basically a rightwing wank paradise.

Watch Outbreak Company.

Jackard
Oct 28, 2007

We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It

Sharkopath posted:

Look out for my competing doujinshi, where Hannibal leads an armored elephant column to our world and establishes a base of operations to end Rome once and for all. Find my table at next years Comiket.
Just surreal enough to make it as a comic!

Buckwheat Sings
Feb 9, 2005

Command Ant posted:

Are you nerds ever going to get tired of complaining that this show is too right-wing and not boring enough?

Nope.

Kortel posted:

Watch Outbreak Company.

This already sounds better.

vv- Nah, it's just bad.

Buckwheat Sings fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Aug 4, 2015

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

This anime is NOT realistic

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

Buckwheat Sings posted:

Nope.


This already sounds better.

vv- Nah, it's just bad.

Nah, you're just taking an anime about a magical gate that military men travel through to fight DRAGONS, magic, n poo poo a little to seriously.

Sharkopath
May 27, 2009

Jackard posted:

Just surreal enough to make it as a comic!

I will prove to the world that dedicated cavalry is not dead, but also dedicated elephant cavalry.

Buckwheat Sings
Feb 9, 2005
That's basically Avatar the film so yeah woops. This series isn't worth whiteknighting or trolling over.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
If you guys don't find the insane right wing nationalism hilarious I don't know what to say.

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

drilldo squirt posted:

If you guys don't find the insane right wing nationalism hilarious I don't know what to say.

if you didn't expect it going into this show I really don't know what to tell you

Rody One Half
Feb 18, 2011

drilldo squirt posted:

If you guys don't find the insane right wing nationalism hilarious I don't know what to say.

Oh it's hilarious, it would just be nice to have a version of this that was, ya know, good.

Raenir Salazar
Nov 5, 2010

College Slice

Buckwheat Sings posted:

I think I stopped at the point where the Japanese military makes no mistakes, are good guys despite literally land grabbing a fantasy planet, and then lies by saying it invented GPS, Wifi, and the internet.

Also no way in gently caress would USA, or hell really ANY OTHER COUNTRY, just let Japan do whatever the hell they want with a gateway into what's literally a planet loving loaded with resources.

It sucks too since this could be an amazing story with the hero characters being sucked into this poo poo and just observing it all seeing the positives and negatives of war and military doctrine of a nation with no resources. But then I guess we wouldn't have what's basically a rightwing wank paradise.

I'm not sure which part is hyperbole and which actually happens as I'm trying to avoid spoilers but, a modern military 'not making tactical mistakes' is semi-plausible in the sense that modern military training is meant to avoid the wide gap in leadership quality and training that afflicted militaries in ancient times.

I mean sure, the US military made huge strategic mistakes in pretty much all the recent wars they fought, but never lost a battle above the company level.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

*deploys biochemical weapons on this thread harder than the IJA did at chinese civilians*

Sharkopath
May 27, 2009

Elephants go wrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeow and can smash stuff, they are really cool.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Sharkopath posted:

Elephants go wrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeow and can smash stuff, they are really cool.

So can I

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

*deploys biochemical weapons on this thread harder than the IJA did at chinese civilians*

lol

Jackard
Oct 28, 2007

We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It

Sharkopath posted:

I will prove to the world that dedicated cavalry is not dead, but also dedicated elephant cavalry.
N-nani!? Armoured elephants... in Tokyo!! :stare:

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
Jesus loving christ, did a character just go "oh boy, we'd better not lose this fight, or else I will be violently raped by soldiers"? Did we really have to go there?

Make up your loving mind. Is this a dark, violent medieval society where constant warfare destroys the lives of men and women, or is this a fun goofy fantasy story where hot princess knights run around in short skirts and boob window armour?

To add insult to injury, the action didn't even use the central gimmick of the show.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I like how she quantifies the amount of rape she can handle.

Raenir Salazar
Nov 5, 2010

College Slice

Phobophilia posted:

Jesus loving christ, did a character just go "oh boy, we'd better not lose this fight, or else I will be violently raped by soldiers"? Did we really have to go there?

Make up your loving mind. Is this a dark, violent medieval society where constant warfare destroys the lives of men and women, or is this a fun goofy fantasy story where hot princess knights run around in short skirts and boob window armour?

To add insult to injury, the action didn't even use the central gimmick of the show.

Haven't you read A Song of Ice and Fire? It switches tone all the time between funny and the awfulness of humanity.

Jackard
Oct 28, 2007

We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It

Phobophilia posted:

Jesus loving christ, did a character just go "oh boy, we'd better not lose this fight, or else I will be violently raped by soldiers"? Did we really have to go there? Make up your loving mind. Is this a dark, violent medieval society where constant warfare destroys the lives of men and women, or is this a fun goofy fantasy story where hot princess knights run around in short skirts and boob window armour? To add insult to injury, the action didn't even use the central gimmick of the show.
just staying true to the terrible source!

except where it doesnt, like censoring the mutilated wives at the gate

or adding short skirts and boob window armor. gotta meet that MOE quota, lets add a childhood training montage?

its a bit inconsistent, yea

Jackard fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Aug 5, 2015

Raenir Salazar
Nov 5, 2010

College Slice

Jackard posted:

lets add a childhood training montage?

What's wrong with this one? When adapting the source material adding new material can be beneficial, such as the scene in UBW where we got to see Shirou making the pact.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Phobophilia posted:

Jesus loving christ, did a character just go "oh boy, we'd better not lose this fight, or else I will be violently raped by soldiers"? Did we really have to go there?

Make up your loving mind. Is this a dark, violent medieval society where constant warfare destroys the lives of men and women, or is this a fun goofy fantasy story where hot princess knights run around in short skirts and boob window armour?

To add insult to injury, the action didn't even use the central gimmick of the show.

They toned down the rape since in the manga the first time Rory shows up the soldiers she kills are in the middle of raping. And also when the bandits busted down the gate in the last episode and tossed the corpses down they were naked raped women corpses.

So be glad this is your only exposure to this crap :smithicide:

It's true that every iteration of it is somehow better than the last

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
GATE....is bad???

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

BattleMaster posted:

They toned down the rape since in the manga the first time Rory shows up the soldiers she kills are in the middle of raping. And also when the bandits busted down the gate in the last episode and tossed the corpses down they were naked raped women corpses.

So be glad this is your only exposure to this crap :smithicide:

It's true that every iteration of it is somehow better than the last

"Look, your military porn fanfiction has some real potential, but if we're going to make in a webnovel series we need to tone it done"

"The webnovel is a big hit, we're in talks to publish the story, but the editors gave us a list of changes to make it more suitable"

"Allright, your LN series has an offer for a manga, but some things will need to change in order for the manga to be published"

"We've had great success, and there's an anime offer, but for it to air and get the sales we want certain aspects will have to be muted or removed entirely.

When the movie comes out it's just going to be a slice of life military base slapstick comedy.

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

Fabricated posted:

GATE....is bad???

News to me.

I guess it could be bad if you are really into military type stuff and what not, but for me it's the show of "I wonder what would happen if you sent the US army back in time to fight some romans with dragons n poo poo"

Rody One Half
Feb 18, 2011

pentyne posted:

"Look, your military porn fanfiction has some real potential, but if we're going to make in a webnovel series we need to tone it done"

"The webnovel is a big hit, we're in talks to publish the story, but the editors gave us a list of changes to make it more suitable"

"Allright, your LN series has an offer for a manga, but some things will need to change in order for the manga to be published"

"We've had great success, and there's an anime offer, but for it to air and get the sales we want certain aspects will have to be muted or removed entirely.

When the movie comes out it's just going to be a slice of life military base slapstick comedy.

Oh you missed a step. The web novels were made into regular novels, the manga into LNs.


Dilbert As gently caress posted:

News to me.

I guess it could be bad if you are really into military type stuff and what not, but for me it's the show of "I wonder what would happen if you sent the US army back in time to fight some romans with dragons n poo poo"
:allears:

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010

Dilbert As gently caress posted:

if you didn't expect it going into this show I really don't know what to tell you

There's such a thing as finding something enjoyably bad. :shrug:


It has a somewhat interesting premise that could have made a genuinely good anime/manga but instead it's inept in every way and that's what makes it worth watching.

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

Anatharon posted:

There's such a thing as finding something enjoyably bad. :shrug:


It has a somewhat interesting premise that could have made a genuinely good anime/manga but instead it's inept in every way and that's what makes it worth watching.

Well cross ange IS in my 10 ten anime of all time, so I guess my tastes are a bit skewed.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Aside from when it got creepy I enjoyed how bad the manga was, so hopefully the anime continues to be bad in the ways I like while cutting out the creepy bullshit.

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Rody One Half
Feb 18, 2011

BattleMaster posted:

Aside from when it got creepy I enjoyed how bad the manga was, so hopefully the anime continues to be bad in the ways I like while cutting out the creepy bullshit.

Rory is still going to try and gently caress Itami.


I am sorry to bring you this news.

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