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corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine

Vitamins posted:

hi corn how are you

im realposting, I'm just this poo poo irl

hi i am literally a tin of corn

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DrWrestling69
Feb 4, 2008

Tracyanne...

Bobby Deluxe posted:

im pretty convinced nobody except fluo is realpostin itt

I am

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

corn in the fridge posted:

hi i am literally a tin of corn

Fingerless Gloves
May 21, 2011

... aaand also go away and don't come back

Fraction posted:

BTW we need to hang out again sometime soon :3:

we totes do, depending on if I get a job coming up I'll either be moving to Leigh or Liverpool Central, so you can come and chill in my pad and we'll play videogames and talk about dogges.

Also it was cold this morning, and it felt like an autumn cold. Weather wizard can we have a report on any sudden heatwaves that may be coming, or have we survived the harshest of summers?

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Fingerless Gloves posted:

we totes do, depending on if I get a job coming up I'll either be moving to Leigh or Liverpool Central, so you can come and chill in my pad and we'll play videogames and talk about dogges.

Also it was cold this morning, and it felt like an autumn cold. Weather wizard can we have a report on any sudden heatwaves that may be coming, or have we survived the harshest of summers?

Leigh is horrible, its like stuck in the 80s, and not the cool fun 80s, the dank miserable 80s.

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

cool fun 80s just means cocaine

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Phoon posted:

cool fun 80s just means cocaine

I meants the 1980s, not what you did when you were in your 80s

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine

that's my cousin Ronnie

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



real post: once asked for a tin of ratatouille in sainsburys and the special lady took me to the chilled meat aisle

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



gimmick post: *farts to tune of eastenders*

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Bobby Deluxe posted:

im pretty convinced nobody except fluo is realpostin itt

I'm just happy to not be Taffman irl

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



also i had to swipe and sign for a card payment at the weekend lmbo

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

im glad to hear all your realposts and you may be interested to know im off for a shower

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Bobby Deluxe posted:

im glad to hear all your realposts and you may be interested to know im off for a shower

Outside because the weather wizards making it rain?

Fluo
May 25, 2007

The Big Taff Man posted:

Outside because the weather wizards making it rain?

you're a wizard taff

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Ratjaculation posted:

also i had to swipe and sign for a card payment at the weekend lmbo

welcome to america

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine
my dad was visiting from america the other week and he had a chip and pin card but it had no pin so hed put it in the chip and pin machine and then had to sign the slip it was very weird that's my fake chip and pin story thanks

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum

corn in the fridge posted:

my dad was visiting from america the other week and he had a chip and pin card but it had no pin so hed put it in the chip and pin machine and then had to sign the slip it was very weird that's my fake chip and pin story thanks

good story thanks corn

hi

RedLobster
Nov 19, 2010

Original Character
!DO NOT STEAL!
Is chip and pin not the standard in first world countries?

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Yes which is why America is yet to use it

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Do they still use personal cheques for everything?

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


American banks are hosed, they get charged to do poo poo like transfer money online.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
and charge you for using other banks' cashpoints

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum
freedom right there

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


JFairfax posted:

and charge you for using other banks' cashpoints

Really? Haha gently caress that.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

88h88 posted:

American banks are hosed, they get charged to do poo poo like transfer money online.

Lmao

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
i like living in america tho' i must say.

dating american girls is like shooting fish in a barrel.

some days it feels like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cj8zZmFbds

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"
I got on the train at Glasgow at 1300 and have just arrived at Darlington.

Gone through Motherwell (poo poo) and Edinburgh (p nice), then past a nuclear power station, onwards over the border into Berwick which looked ok but not much there, round Morpeth curve, into Newcastle which appears to be a cool place (though two "tapps aff" Scots who were dodging the ticket inspector got arrested) and then Durham which was pretty.

Half hour until I get to York. Then I'm going to the pub. That's my day and I am serious posting.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I think the building is going to sink into the swamp that the rain is creating. I expect to be posting from a mud cave sometime soon.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
i went to a woman's house i'd never met before at 12.30 am after messaging her on tinder throughout sunday and left at 9.30am feeling absolutely shagged out but can categorically state that it was some of the best few hours of my life.

then i went back to my friend's room in an old secondary school in paddington, got my stuff together and caught the 14.00 train to bristol temple meads and now in my office in bristol one cup of coffee deep and looking forward to getting to my hotel so I can sleep. and maybe buy an umbrella.

also feeling a little odd because i was drinking pretty continually from noon friday to sunday evening including the transatlantic flight i took friday, arriving london friday morning - rocked up at my friend's house in london at 9.30 with bucks fizz and we got on some serious day drinking.

life is good

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Sounds good bro

If you want a beers give a holla, bottling my brett rye saison atm. And my barrel aged triple brett imperial ipa (10.5% abv) is ready to drink

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
might just do that later in the week Fluo, that brett imperial sounds like a fairly substantial beer.

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum

Fluo posted:

And my barrel aged triple brett imperial ipa (10.5% abv) is ready to drink

oh my this sounds nice

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

JFairfax posted:

i went to a woman's house i'd never met before at 12.30 am after messaging her on tinder throughout sunday and left at 9.30am feeling absolutely shagged out but can categorically state that it was some of the best few hours of my life.


Did you play some boggle

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Serious post; convince me not to spend £300 on a 1tb ps4 tia

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Ratjaculation posted:

Serious post; convince me not to spend £300 on a 1tb ps4 tia

bloodborne owns

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

rocket league

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Ratjaculation posted:

Serious post; convince me not to spend £300 on a 1tb ps4 tia

The PSN is an extra plase for Fluo to stalk you on

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches
Loads of people have a ps4 in this thread but no one seems to play online, except me and Smelly face

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:




too vague

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