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RareAcumen posted:Hey, man whatever you wanna feel about Guy Fieri, that's your preoperative. I just think saying that people have to dress a certain way because of age is stupid. Criticize his appearance as much as you like. Well you can always make fun of him for being a homophobic (as in literally scared of gays) pervert instead http://gawker.com/5850521/guy-fieri-accused-of-harassing-women-disliking-gays
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Aesop Poprock posted:Well you can always make fun of him for being a homophobic (as in literally scared of gays) pervert instead http://gawker.com/5850521/guy-fieri-accused-of-harassing-women-disliking-gays I knew nothing of Guy Fieri aside from 'was on Food Network' and now flames of hatred burn in my eye sockets.
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 07:15 |
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You should watch this too (it also qualifies as afp!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTALYm62hWo
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 07:17 |
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RareAcumen posted:It gets even more bewildering ???? why do I leave
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AnonSpore posted:You should watch this too (it also qualifies as afp!) The most anti-porn of them all I love Cul De Sac SulfurMonoxideCute has a new favorite as of 07:24 on Sep 18, 2015 |
# ? Sep 18, 2015 07:19 |
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I think Guy Fieri is cool
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 07:55 |
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PCOS Bill posted:I think Guy Fieri is cool A few months back I was on acid with a friend and there was a Guy Fieri marathon on TV that we couldn't figure out how to turn off and watching him cram oozing food into his face was one of the worst trip moments possible
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 08:01 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:A few months back I was on acid with a friend and there was a Guy Fieri marathon on TV that we couldn't figure out how to turn off and watching him cram oozing food into his face was one of the worst trip moments possible Don't do drugs.
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 08:04 |
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PCOS Bill posted:I think Guy Fieri is cool His recipes do often honour your ancestral cuisine.
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 08:31 |
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And because of that one million dick-headed fanatic Dr Who... fan's are actually doing that claiming it's good.
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 09:09 |
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AnonSpore posted:You should watch this too (it also qualifies as afp!)
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 10:12 |
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This counts as anti-food porn too right? http://i.imgur.com/EzkCitv.gifv
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 10:14 |
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A goon's nightmare:
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 10:26 |
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PubicMice posted:A goon's nightmare: Do you see any loose corn? Well, DO YOU??
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 10:28 |
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Samizdata posted:Do you see any loose corn? Well, DO YOU?? Like this? notedit: Or maybe this?
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 10:32 |
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PubicMice posted:A goon's nightmare: Would.
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 10:33 |
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PubicMice posted:A goon's nightmare: You're being really obtuse about this and its very rude. Something breaded and crunchy probably shouldn't be put in a bowl of sauces or soup because it turns into mush like that Famous Bowl trip report showed. An example of things that maybe shouldn't go together ham and watermelon, spaghetti and mac&cheese, ribs ands guacamole, black olives and food And speaking of which bunnyofdoom posted:KFC trip report ACES, you missed a trip report. RareAcumen has a new favorite as of 10:40 on Sep 18, 2015 |
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RareAcumen posted:Something breaded and crunchy probably shouldn't be put in a bowl of sauces or soup
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 10:47 |
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RareAcumen posted:black olives and food
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 10:51 |
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Shocked you didn't go for the easy pick and post a picture of a bowl of cereal.
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PubicMice posted:notedit: Or maybe this? This is clearly fixed corn, not loose corn.
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 12:02 |
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Gridlocked posted:And because of that one million dick-headed fanatic Dr Who... fan's are actually doing that claiming it's good. Except it wasn't actually fishfingers, it was cake made to look like fishfingers. People are stupid. For content, I don't even know what that green sludge is:
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 13:09 |
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Robot Mil posted:Except it wasn't actually fishfingers, it was cake made to look like fishfingers. People are stupid. Yes but they don't know this or care. They just do it and say it's good cause loldrwho
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 13:51 |
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Robot Mil posted:
It looks like some sort of curry. But thats only hopeful thinking to try and bring reason to the few grains of rice sitting at the top edge of the plate. Possibly a picture of their second helping where they decided to change out the rice for fries. Or a new low where this was their first helping and it was served on a dirty plate.
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 14:21 |
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TRIP REPORT! My boss sent me a novelty care package full of things like eucalyptus leaf cough drops and glitter. The most important thing of the package was this abomination I made my friends and I eat in a sports bar late last night. It claims to be 70% milk chocolate, 25% caramel and 5% vegemite. Apparently 5% vegemite is enough to make my body induce purging less than an hour after consuming it (more on that later). The bar itself looks like a normal Cadbury chocolate bar except for the sticky sludge that leaked out on one end. The stuff oozing out smelt, looked and had the consistency of what you would find in a newborn's diaper. I won't post the pictures of myself and my friends tasting, but this is a good approximation of it. We all sat there in silence trying to figure out what it tasted like the most. One girl said it tasted like the powdered cheese packet from a kraft dinner box mixed with chocolate. The guy said it tasted like the aftertaste you get in your throat after vomiting. He also claimed it coated his back teeth so every time he went to instinctively lick his teeth clean he visibly cringed at us. He ended up chugging two glasses of water to try to get rid of it. To me, it tasted like someone had rubbed some dirty pennies and beef bullion against a chocolate bar and packaged it. I honestly thought I might have cut my tongue open on a tooth and was tasting blood instead of vegemite (spoilers, it was all vegemite). We even offered the middle aged waiter with dyed grey mohawk some. We warned him it was vegemite but he waved us off saying "It can't be that bad." After shoving 3 pieces in his mouth at once he dropped the rest on the table and told us to get the gently caress out. He brought us our bill right after so I don't think he was joking about it. I managed to get home, poo poo until I was pissing blood out my rear end for a few hours and then promptly went to sleep when my body gave out. My leg cramped half way through the night but it always does that anyway. It was only when I woke up this morning and realized that vegemite is made up of gluten and brewers yeast...which I am allergic to. Mystery solved. WOULD NOT RECOMMEND.
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Horrible Smutbeast posted:pissing blood out my rear end Thank you.
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Such Fun posted:His recipes do often honour your ancestral cuisine. It's just food man
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 16:33 |
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RareAcumen posted:An example of things that maybe shouldn't go together You and posting?
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 16:45 |
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:Thank you. I'm not a very creative or good writer, so it was the best I could do. I hope it got the point across.
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 16:49 |
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This looks delicious
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 16:50 |
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The Vegemite chocolate looks bad. There was a Marmite chocolate bar that was just 2% Marmite, 98% choc and no caramel in it. I gave one to my secret santa and he probably died from it.
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 16:50 |
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Brawnfire posted:This looks delicious The beer in a mason jar really sells it.
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 16:55 |
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Would
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Horrible Smutbeast posted:TRIP REPORT! I smother my toast in Vegemite like any good Australian. That is a pitiful amount in that chocolate. 3/10 wouldn't waste money when I could buy a jar and some bread and have breakfast (and lunch, and sometimes tea cause gently caress yeah Vegemite on toast) for a week.
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Gridlocked posted:I smother my toast in Vegemite like any good Australian. That is a pitiful amount in that chocolate. 3/10 wouldn't waste money when I could buy a jar and some bread and have breakfast (and lunch, and sometimes tea cause gently caress yeah Vegemite on toast) for a week.
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 17:21 |
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Horrible Smutbeast posted:TRIP REPORT! Awful!
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 17:29 |
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I may be a page or two late, but the thread reminded me of it, so on the off chance someone here hasn't seen it, you should check out Yelping with Cormac.Cormac McCarthy posted:Chipotle Mexican Grill
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 18:00 |
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all this needs is a loaded revolver and a little sticky grocery list notepad for my suicide note
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Haverchuck posted:all this needs is a loaded revolver and a little sticky grocery list notepad for my suicide note "I died happy"
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