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Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
Lately there's been a commercial paid for by the National Association of Manufacturers about how any and all pollution regulation is bad and why should we do it anyway when China is worse?

The first time I saw it was mere hours before the Chinese president announced that his country would be enacting some new cap and trade legislation. Awkwarrrrd.

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PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Hey Febreeze: spring isn't in the loving air! It's literally as far from spring as we can get (within a week or two, I suppose). I hope next time that fucker stands in front of his window, he takes a large crow straight to the goddamn face.

Pierce and Pierce
Jul 1, 2007
Murders and Executions

PT6A posted:

Hey Febreeze: spring isn't in the loving air! It's literally as far from spring as we can get (within a week or two, I suppose). I hope next time that fucker stands in front of his window, he takes a large crow straight to the goddamn face.

Uh, isn't the point of the ad that you can make it smell like Spring, even when it's not?

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Flagrant Abuse posted:

Lately there's been a commercial paid for by the National Association of Manufacturers about how any and all pollution regulation is bad and why should we do it anyway when China is worse?

The first time I saw it was mere hours before the Chinese president announced that his country would be enacting some new cap and trade legislation. Awkwarrrrd.

It's been showing here for weeks constantly among a few others with similar messages. We are importing Chinese pollution oh no! Usually they are also trying to pretend that as a liberal environmentalist you should be against new regulations on businesses since everything is great now and we don't want to rock the boat or anything.



There's a trend in commercials that's really irritating me. I can name four commercials off the top of my head recently where the plot is the same "child grows up using our product and bittersweet music plays while we show parts of his or her life."

Eggplant Squire fucked around with this message at 14:28 on Oct 7, 2015

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


IRQ posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq-YNBVeHG8


I guess someone was taking that literally when they blew up an MSF hospital :2bong::hf::downsgun:. Maaaaaaaaaaybe pull that ad you guys. Also the hilariously conspicuous lack of Obama.

...why would they pull that ad, again? I was expecting some buttrock to bombs exploding or some poo poo, thanks for the disappointment.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

raditts posted:

...why would they pull that ad, again? I was expecting some buttrock to bombs exploding or some poo poo, thanks for the disappointment.

It was a bad joke regarding our nation's pilots' ability to aim at things other than hospitals.

But still, conspicuous lack of Obama.

Vanderdeath
Oct 1, 2005

I will confess,
I love this cultured hell that tests my youth.



I like Paint Your Wagon as much as the next loser-that-likes-terrible-musicals, but that damned Amazon Prime commercial with Wanderin' Star plays at least three times every single commercial break.

computer parts posted:

Huh, normally in the US it just takes one drop.

:golfclap:

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Yo, it's pretty hosed up that they're allowed to advertise a goddamn lung cancer drug on TV.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

muscles like this? posted:

Yo, it's pretty hosed up that they're allowed to advertise a goddamn lung cancer drug on TV.

Yeah it's really bad, especially with the "yo gently caress your chemo, take our drug or die," tone.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Every truth commercial somehow manages to be worse than the previous ones. It's almost impressive.

Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe

muscles like this? posted:

Yo, it's pretty hosed up that they're allowed to advertise a goddamn lung cancer drug on TV.

Reminds me of a local radio ad for a CT/scan lab. One of the "testimonials" is of an older man who is a heavy smoker and has no intention to quit, but still wants to live a "healthy, long" life. It just comes across as weird.

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer
It's too new even to find a link on YouTube but there's a new disturbing BP gas ad ("I'm giving you a gallon of BP has because you're my best friend.").

I only needed to see it once to be both confused and put off by it.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Thwomp posted:

It's too new even to find a link on YouTube but there's a new disturbing BP gas ad ("I'm giving you a gallon of BP has because you're my best friend.").

I only needed to see it once to be both confused and put off by it.

They must be like the greatest friends of all time with the Gulf of Mexico.

Parasol Prophet
Aug 31, 2012

We Are Best Friends Now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKFgyI9M27E

~*~Oh my God not this again~*~
~*~Peyton Manning, go away~*~
~*~Stop it, for the love of Christ~*~
~*~Now I want to kill myself~*~

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Parasol Prophet posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKFgyI9M27E

~*~Oh my God not this again~*~
~*~Peyton Manning, go away~*~
~*~Stop it, for the love of Christ~*~
~*~Now I want to kill myself~*~

It's great to imagine him singing horrible things to that tune, as Jason Concepcion pointed out on Twitter.

~*~Hitler had some good ideas~*~

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.
Draftkings is really going full court press this year. It's even on podcasts that don't involve sports whatsoever like Marc Maron's

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

skooma512 posted:

Draftkings is really going full court press this year. It's even on podcasts that don't involve sports whatsoever like Marc Maron's

I eagerly await the congressional investigation and shutdown of this annoying poo poo.

Parasol Prophet
Aug 31, 2012

We Are Best Friends Now.

Henchman of Santa posted:

It's great to imagine him singing horrible things to that tune, as Jason Concepcion pointed out on Twitter.

~*~Hitler had some good ideas~*~

Okay, you may have just fixed the commercial for me. I can't thank you enough.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

Mister Kingdom posted:

I eagerly await the congressional investigation and shutdown of this annoying poo poo.

i mean, it's pretty much unsustainable by nature. Much like online poker, eventually the only people playing will be the good ones/guys who place thousands of bets to play the odds, and they won't be able to make money off the casual players anymore, so they'll leave and the whole thing will die off. By the time the heads of the company will have made enough money to buy their own NFL teams and play fantasy football in real life, and everyone will be happy

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Mister Kingdom posted:

I eagerly await the congressional investigation and shutdown of this annoying poo poo.

There are on going insider trading investigations

Mind you this is all perfectly legal because of lobbying by the major sports leagues, who have no issue tying themself to fantasy sites.

There is likely to be no legislative remedy for some time.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Vicas posted:

i mean, it's pretty much unsustainable by nature. Much like online poker, eventually the only people playing will be the good ones/guys who place thousands of bets to play the odds, and they won't be able to make money off the casual players anymore, so they'll leave and the whole thing will die off. By the time the heads of the company will have made enough money to buy their own NFL teams and play fantasy football in real life, and everyone will be happy

Yeah, I'm predicting the bubble bursts before there's any kind of legislative action.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Except that it might already not be legal under the provisions for fantasy sports in the existing laws.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
I misheard "b-fast" as "beef rear end" the first time I heard it and now I can't get it out of my head, thanks McDonalds.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
What in the everloving gently caress

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzHFoP3C2EU

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Henchman of Santa posted:

It's great to imagine him singing horrible things to that tune, as Jason Concepcion pointed out on Twitter.

~*~Hitler had some good ideas~*~

~*~Jews control the media~*~

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


~*~Holocaust's a massive lie~*~

~*~Stalin's purge was justified~*~


I think I'll stop there

FetusSlapper
Jan 6, 2005

by exmarx

I saw that one, I thought it was some adult swim bumper weirdness.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
I know Star Wars has now become a multi-generational cash cow, but I gotta admit the ridiculously pervasive marketing push that looks just like the prequels is really killing some of the interest I have in the actual movie

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Nevada declared that daily fantasy sports totally counts as gambling, so maybe our national nightmare is starting to come to an end.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Sash! posted:

Nevada declared that daily fantasy sports totally counts as gambling, so maybe our national nightmare is starting to come to an end.

I don't really care if it's illegal or not, I guess I just want there to be a law passed stating that both companies aren't allowed to advertise on TV or the radio anymore.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Do you guys in the States not get the constant advertising for poker sites and casinos and whatnot? I'm pretty sure I've seen those watching American networks, but occasionally a Canadian broadcaster will intercept those feeds so I'm not sure who's responsible for the advertising. I agree that the daily fantasy bullshit has been annoying, but I don't see it as particularly different or worse.

gently caress Fallsview Casino forever, though... I don't know where it is, but their advertising is constant and annoying.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
I just saw a Draft Kings ad on this very site. :negative:

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


PT6A posted:

Do you guys in the States not get the constant advertising for poker sites and casinos and whatnot? I'm pretty sure I've seen those watching American networks, but occasionally a Canadian broadcaster will intercept those feeds so I'm not sure who's responsible for the advertising. I agree that the daily fantasy bullshit has been annoying, but I don't see it as particularly different or worse.

gently caress Fallsview Casino forever, though... I don't know where it is, but their advertising is constant and annoying.

Not really. You might see a casino commercial once a day, if that, and sometimes not at all depending on what you're watching.

Conversely, you'll see Fan Duel or Draftkings once a commercial break on every drat channel and every program type. Its that you get to see that drat GIANT CHECK!!!! six times an hour that's making everyone hate them.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I live near a half dozen casinos and I see a commercial for one perhaps once every 2 weeks. Go figure.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Sash! posted:

Conversely, you'll see Fan Duel or Draftkings once a commercial break on every drat channel and every program type. Its that you get to see that drat GIANT CHECK!!!! six times an hour that's making everyone hate them.

Not only the GIANT CHECK and the PROMO CODE, but the cadre of shitfuck dudebros with backwards baseball caps highfiving their drunk friends.

I hope that they lose all their money in an elaborate Ponzi scheme.

SpookyLizard
Feb 17, 2009
I remember seeing a few every now and again, but not often. Since NJ started allowing (some) online gambling stuff though, PartyPoker.com advertises like a motherfucker all over the place, especially in Devil's games. But aside from that, i only remember the occasional Mohegan Sun commercial.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

Sash! posted:

Nevada declared that daily fantasy sports totally counts as gambling, so maybe our national nightmare is starting to come to an end.

Nevada just wants their cut. Their law forbids unlicensed gambling so they are saying "come get your license (pay us)". Next they will fight in court about Nevada saying it's gambling and federal law saying it's not.

The insider trading stuff should worry them a lot more.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
I like to listen to online streams of basketball from all over the country and that seems to be where all the Casino ads you're missing have gone. If there's a basketball game in a market with Tribal gaming, I'll hear about it.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

I don't know why Unos is having an American do a fake godfather Italian accent to sell it's stuff but it's annoying and looks cheap.

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SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY
There used to be a lot of online poker ads on the radio in Southeast Pennsylvania because it was close enough to Jersey to technically be viable. There's also been a lot of casino ads with both Pennsylvania legalizing gambling and AC going down to tubes in the last few years, but they're almost exclusively radio ads as well. I think my favorite was when one of the casino's biggest draws of the month was Dave Coulier, because each new ad tried to call him a different thing, and the best they could come up with was variations of "You might remember him as Joey from Full House".

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