Star Citizen: Fear, Uncertainty, and Debt

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Erenthal: Jan 1, 2008; A relaxing walk in the woods; Grimey Drawer

Al-Saqr posted:

Those cheap assholes didn't bother putting a gun on that figure.

Well the guns don't work in the game either, so...

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Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Erenthal posted:

Better lighting and animation on the figgy than in the game though.

Yeah it has a shadow.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 18:54

Romes128: Dec 28, 2008; Fun Shoe

Erenthal posted:

Well the guns don't work in the game either, so...

Not enough articulation in the wrists to get that in game feeling.

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Fumble: Sep 4, 2006

Romes128 posted:

Britishfailures.jpg

Don't blame us because the lazy loving French did't do the wheels up.

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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK: Sep 11, 2001

Ravane posted:

Lol, I went around on Twitch chat promising a bunch of an endeavor if they told me a joke. One dude stole it straight off reddit.

His joke:

With the "thanks for the reddit gold and everything". I fuckin told him he won, and he totally sperged out, was like "omg, thank you so much, if you ever need to shoot me a message on twitch or in the verse, please do!"

Told him he's going to get the ship later today. Boy, is he going to be disappointed.

he will be even more disappointed when he realizes you arent sending him a ship

# ? Oct 10, 2015 18:55

Robzilla: Jul 28, 2003; READ IT AND WEEP JEWBOY!; Fun Shoe

"I'm a pretty smart guy." - Derek Smart Oct 10 2015

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sorla78: Oct 11, 2012; EAT THE PAIN AWAY!

Sandi Gardiner Damage Control

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Starkk: Dec 31, 2008

Robzilla posted:

"I'm a pretty smart guy." - Derek Smart Oct 10 2015

"I'm not going to show you my tits." - Derek Smart Oct 10 2015

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Dante80: Mar 23, 2015

Derek Smart: "I'm not gonna show you my tits."

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G0RF: Mar 19, 2015; Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

CashEnsign posted:

We are reporting everyone who makes death threats for Derek right?

You should - absolutely. The racist crap is lame-- if they are Spergs you should screencap it. We could make a list to present to RSI mods and Sandi, warning that these Star Citizens are furthering CiG's reputation as racist out in the actual real world.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 18:56

Stanko-Prussian: May 22, 2006; CLEAN YOUR ROOM!, 'they' said.
DO YOUR HOMEWORK!, 'they' said.
WHY ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH A CARTOON PONY, 'they' said.
FOR GODSAKE! STOP SHOWING US YOUR BLACKHOLE'!! 'they' said.

When I lit the match....STOP SCREAMING, 'I' said

sorla78 posted:

Them Polys

This looks like CIG spent a couple of hundred thousand on form1 printers and did them inhouse instead of just getting them injection molded for a fraction of that, which is a pretty goddamn CIG way of doing things

# ? Oct 10, 2015 18:57

Turkina_Prime: Oct 26, 2013

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

I don't know who Jack Huston is but he's one of the guys hired for SQ42.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjvxtR40E8Q

He played that war veteran with half his face missing in Boardwalk Empire

# ? Oct 10, 2015 18:57

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

sorla78 posted:

Sandi Gardiner Damage Control

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

My predictions:

1. There will be some kind of bug or error that delays the presentation. It should be noted that CIG was still uploading things to the UK today and CR continues demand more stuff be added.

2. An Aegis dogfighter priced at or above $175 will be made available. At least one reference to Vindicator will be made. It will be better than the Super Hornet.

3. The SQ42 cast will be revealed and estimates on their price will go into the millions.

4. The FPS will be shown. It will be painfully generic and uninspired, showing a complete lack of cohesion or innovation.

5. Multi-crew will be shown. Maybe a scripted boarding assault. It will raise more questions than answers.

6. ~~Chris will wear black. Sandi will wear something awkward.~~

7. At least one part of the presentation will be repeated due to something loving up.

8. True believers will have their faith increased. Everyone else will just think it's pathetic.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 18:58

Romes128: Dec 28, 2008; Fun Shoe

Starkk posted:

"I'm not going to show you my tits." - Derek Smart Oct 10 2015

I'm so mad I'm not seeing any man tits today.

At least ds hasn't banned me

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Romes128: Dec 28, 2008; Fun Shoe

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Yeah, that smile.

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Erenthal: Jan 1, 2008; A relaxing walk in the woods; Grimey Drawer

Romes128 posted:

I'm so mad I'm not seeing any man tits today.

Lesnick might still make an apperance.

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flamingdawg: May 25, 2006

Romes128 posted:

I'm so mad I'm not seeing any man tits today.

At least ds hasn't banned me

lol if you're wearing a shirt rn

# ? Oct 10, 2015 18:59

ShredsYouSay: Sep 22, 2011; How's his widow holding up?

Derek Smart would not diss Peter Molyneux.

Derek Smart posted:

Unfortunately for him, I'm Derek Smart

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:00

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

ShredsYouSay posted:

Derek Smart would not diss Peter Molyneux.

lets make it happen

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:01

Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

If only there was a phantom of the space opera who would crash this piece of theater.

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A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

"unfortunately for them, I'm Derek Smart"

- Derek Smart

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:01

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

sorla78 posted:

Them Polys

Nice Burger King toy.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:01

Ravane: Oct 23, 2010; by LadyAmbien

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

he will be even more disappointed when he realizes you arent sending him a ship

I don't want to send him Wulf's dick for fear of getting banned myself and losing my refund, wouldn't that be ironic.

But I will highly consider sending him a jpeg of the endeavor jpeg.

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eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Everyone ask Derek Smart about Kimsemus

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Roflan: Nov 25, 2007

Clearly someone has to trick Peter Molyneux into saying something offensive to DS... Say, I wonder what Hideki Kamiya would have to say about DS...

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JainDoh: Nov 5, 2002; Omar strollin'

hahaha, afaik downvotes and negative publicity are just as good as positive in terms of youtube metric type poo poo

dsmart rides the crest of the shitstorm

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:04

G0RF: Mar 19, 2015; Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

sorla78 posted:

Sandi Gardiner Damage Control

Oh man-- Sandi is going to do her patented reputation rescuing move, the "I was digging around my office and I just happened to find proof of my credentials..." only now with black people at CitizenCon.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:04

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Roflan posted:

Say, I wonder what Hideki Kamiya would have to say about DS...

Ask your mom.

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TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

the most amazing fun comes out of this.

amazing.

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KiddieGrinder: Nov 15, 2005; HELP ME

G0RF posted:

Oh man-- Sandi is going to do her patented reputation rescuing move, the "I was digging around my office and I just happened to find proof of my credentials..." only now with black people at CitizenCon.

"I was digging around the office trying to find my credentials when I happened to find a bunch of black, hispanic AND asian employees!"

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:05

OhDearGodNo: Jan 3, 2014

sorla78 posted:

Sandi Gardiner Damage Control

This is even better than when she "found" her degrees while cleaning.

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KillHour: Oct 28, 2007

Based on the number of people dropping the n word in DSmart's stream, I don't think accusations of racism are going to matter much among the playerbase.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:06

JainDoh: Nov 5, 2002; Omar strollin'

look, Token, you need to pose for this PR shot AND make it look natural or you're loving fired

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I Greyhound: Apr 22, 2008; MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

Did DS get un-Twitch banned?

e:

sorla78 posted:

What a classy convention.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:07

Goblin

Jun 5, 2003

code:
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Lipstick Apathy

Derek Smart's stream owned, if for no other reason than the amount of tears and rage it inspired in the chat.

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:08

KillHour: Oct 28, 2007

I Greyhound posted:

Did DS get un-Twitch banned?

It's a 24 hour probation, apparently.

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eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

sorla78 posted:

Sandi Gardiner Damage Control

skeletor meets the only black man in eternia

# ? Oct 10, 2015 19:09

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

sorla78 posted:

Sandi Gardiner Damage Control

////PUBE FREE ZONE\\\\

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thatguy: Feb 5, 2003

How long will it be until Sandi starts taking a bunch of pictures with her face up against some unkempt bushes to show us all how much she loves pubes?

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eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

sorla78 posted:

im the single star citizen banner in the background

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