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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-34499664

this brightened the local news today. driving a lovely sports car along a loving footpath

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corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine
lol i just linked the same article in a different thread!!!!

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



whoa wait there are different threads here?

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
lies

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Jose posted:

party boat why are people so incapable of using their indicators correctly at roundabouts on the way to morrisons

i wouldn't know we shop at the asda

Kluliss
Mar 6, 2011

Cake, is it a drug, or is it simply a delicious chocolatey piece of heaven?

Jose posted:

party boat why are people so incapable of using their indicators correctly at roundabouts on the way to morrisons

Because there's a fad lately for not bothering with indicators...there's a roundabout at Earsdon (heading towards Monkseaton) where I grumpily watched 7 cars in a row turn right around the roundabout without bothering to indicate. The car at the head of the pack was a bloke driving a BMW though so I guess I shouldn't be surprised at all the idiots following him.

Serious answer to your comment: Because Killingworth.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Kluliss posted:

Earsdon (heading towards Monkseaton)

i have heard of neither of these dumps

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


you've heard of killingworth though?

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
theyre near whitley bay

i went to tynemouth the other week and it was weirdly sunny for a bit

earlier we wandered through south shields for some reason and ended up in a roman fort in the middle of a bunch of terraces

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Party Boat posted:

you've heard of killingworth though?

nope i misread that as him killing himself

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Kluliss posted:

Because there's a fad lately for not bothering with indicators...there's a roundabout at Earsdon (heading towards Monkseaton) where I grumpily watched 7 cars in a row turn right around the roundabout without bothering to indicate. The car at the head of the pack was a bloke driving a BMW though so I guess I shouldn't be surprised at all the idiots following him.

Serious answer to your comment: Because Killingworth.

twice in a single journey to morrisons today i had someone indicate they were turning right on different roundabouts while they were going straight across

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


i like it when the only time someone uses their indicator is when they accidentally knock it on when changing lanes and leave it on for the next 5 miles

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

i have peed in most of those locations

Kluliss
Mar 6, 2011

Cake, is it a drug, or is it simply a delicious chocolatey piece of heaven?

Jose posted:

twice in a single journey to morrisons today i had someone indicate they were turning right on different roundabouts while they were going straight across

shop at Sainsburys instead, since you're just round the corner from it? or the Nisa?


Bobby Deluxe posted:

i have peed in most of those locations

:catbert:

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
gotta mark your territory somehow

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Kluliss posted:

shop at Sainsburys instead, since you're just round the corner from it? or the Nisa?


:catbert:

i am but those are expensive/have limited selection. that sainsbury's is really loving expensive if you're not buying booze or something on offer

also morrisons sells skirt steak that is cheap and really good

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

use ocado like a normal person

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
how much does it cost because its like a 5 minute drive to morrisons

HampHamp
Oct 30, 2006
Do you guys remember when you were a kid and you'd sometimes find porn mags in bushes, like loving piles of them. Sometimes in carrier bags.

Also did you used to call them cock mags, or is that just a Welsh thing? It sounds super gay to be honest but I'm gay anyway so

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
woods/forest porn is a long established thing that even americans post about

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

i like the trout

e: i want to get some fairly lights to illuminate my balcony better but i dont trust these £10 solar powered ones

Phoon fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Oct 11, 2015

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

cock mags certainly sounds welsh

e: ocado is like fifteen quid for six month's free delivery on tues, weds, thurs. i was being facetious with the "like a normal person" bit but if you tend to buy their essentials stuff and not e.g. brands or ready meals it's cheaper than sainsburys/tescos

UncleBlazer
Jan 27, 2011

I just bought a coke, cheeseburger and fries at Five Guys and I think I've been robbed. I handed over a twenty and got very little back.

sout
Apr 24, 2014

UncleBlazer posted:

I just bought a coke, cheeseburger and fries at Five Guys and I think I've been robbed. I handed over a twenty and got very little back.

yeah, i'm pretty sure they consider it expensive in the US too, even though iirc they pay fewer dollars than we do pounds. So a burger here is £8 and it's $6 over there

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

UncleBlazer posted:

I just bought a coke, cheeseburger and fries at Five Guys and I think I've been robbed. I handed over a twenty and got very little back.

well there were 5 of them

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i have special glasses with the right side blacked out so i can see what's up on the menu above the counter, but not the prices next to the individual items

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

i have special glasses with the right side blacked out so i can see what's up on the menu above the counter, but not the prices next to the individual items

answer my question

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Solefald posted:

Rad! I'll be out of your hair during weekdays when you go to work and such so don't worry. Gonna take a day trip to Bath etc and just do touristy stuff in Bristol for once.

Did you really get Fl*o to take you to a pub and then dump him inside while you talked to other people

Because if so Ive got a new found respect for you

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Jose posted:

answer my question

the ocado one? i already have

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

the ocado one? i already have

i've never going to read an edit if its not the last post unless directed to it like a normal person

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i edited it like ten seconds after making the post. there wasn't even time to put the "hosed around with this post" message

are you camping this thread

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i fell asleep really early and now i've woken up and can't get back to sleep ffs

Vyro Ingo
May 20, 2013
I've only just got back from work and have ingested so much caffine I can see through time. Time for frantic housework and a horror film

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

my debit card has stopped working and now i have to go to the bank

lenoon
Jan 7, 2010

Found a readers wives magazine neatly folded and stored under a brick in the middle of a park in chesterfield once. Was an eye opener for an 11 year old me, I tell you

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"
Phoon, my bank lets me get money out of a cash machine via the online banking app. Might be worth looking at.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

lenoon posted:

Found a readers wives magazine neatly folded and stored under a brick in the middle of a park in chesterfield once. Was an eye opener for an 11 year old me, I tell you

Was it covered in goose poo poo?

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


cool a moron pensioner drove the wrong way down the m1 and killed another guy

it also made me late for work

kill all old people (sorry phoon)

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lenoon
Jan 7, 2010

It was covered in hair

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